..........FINALLY.........it's not Clinton's fault anymore.........

My cat threw up a hairball this morning. I'm sure that is Obama's fault too.

...........it is NOW......

My cat ....

#2 | Posted by axe at 2009-06-12 12:39 PM | Reply | Flag: GHEY

Cat owners are not gay, we are lazy! We like pets you don't have to walk and are perfectly happy being ignored most of the day.

#5 | Posted by kanrei at 2009-06-12 12:49 PM | Reply | Flag: NOT GAY; GHEY

No, they're definitely gay too.

I used to watch Letterman until he became another partisan hack instead of a comedian. 6 months after the election and the best this poor fuck can do is make Palin jokes abut her 14 year old daughter, and no I do not believe the bullshit story he really meant the eighteen year old daughter. Anyway Letterman where are all the Obama jokes I suppose Obama is just not as funny as Palin give me a break you sick perverted partisan fuck...

If letterman was a real comedian he would also throw in a few jokes about the Presidents daughters and "Alex Rodriguez" oh no wait that would piss everyone off nice to see Letterpussy is keeping the double standard alive and well...

I suppose Obama is just not as funny as Palin
...........#8 | Posted by ATaxpayer

.......when his daughters start blowing hockey teams we'll join you in the laughter........

.......and if Obama ever starts dressing like a bell-hop the way Palin does, I'll be the first to make a joke........

.....oh by the way.......if Obama ever loses about 50 points off his I.Q., I'll start in on the dumb-as-Palin jokes myself.........

Seems to me that Hannity and Cupp think their listeners are idiots when they try to make this accusation against Obama. Well, maybe they're right. Maybe their listeners are idiots, I can't think of any other reason someone would listen to such crap.

#10 | Posted by skizziks

A true hero for child molesting perverts everywhere...

#11 | Posted by danni

Danni Letterman was the "comidian" who made the sex joke about Palin's fourteen year old daughter, I simply want to know why he does noy make sex jokes about Obama's daughters getting fucked and knocked up...

A true hero for child molesting perverts everywhere...
.....#12 | Posted by ATaxpayer

......child molesting my ass......Bristol was fifteen when she started blowing and rolling with her hockey player.....

......do you really think Willow is far behind.??.....

......I mean Mama Palin rushed to the altar to avoid birthing a little bastard.....so the drive for early sex is clearly a dominant trait in that family........

........they talk abstinence......but only between mouthfuls........

I simply want to know why he does noy make sex jokes about Obama's daughters getting fucked and knocked up...
........#13 | Posted by ATaxpayer

........because unlike the Palins, the Obamas have not given birth to any little bastards.......

..........bastards are funny.........

.........blowing a hockey team is funny........

.......keep your sticks on the ice..........

...........(where's Spud with his canukisms when you need him.).........

#16 | Posted by skizziks

I see your point we should have more jokes about sex and children and little bastards, in fact I think Letterman should devote his whole monalog to just perverted sex jokes about children this will help complete the moral decay of our society Thanks Letterman...

Letterman was the "comidian" who made the sex joke about Palin's fourteen year old daughter, I simply want to know why he does not make sex jokes about Obama's daughters getting fucked and knocked up...

Letterman was the "comidian" who made the sex joke about Palin's fourteen year old daughter, I simply want to know why he does not make sex jokes about Obama's daughters getting fucked and knocked up...
.......#20 | Posted by ATaxpayer

......last time you get to ask.......

1.bastards are funny.
2.blowing hockey teams is funny
3.the Obama girls are not sexually active, unlike the Palin girls, who are getting it by the team-full......

I see your point we should have more jokes about sex and children and little bastards,
#19 | Posted by ATaxpayer

.........no ........we have just enough.........

....and we know that because you are repeating yourself ad naseum........

Con-Columnist Blames Obama For Letterman's Palin Joke

"That unamerican terrorist socialist contry destroying jew hating magic negro."

Is there any proof she blew a hockey team? Or are you just making that up?

"the Obama girls are not sexually active, unlike the Palin girls, who are getting it by the team-full......"

When you say "the Palin girls," I assume you are including the 14 year old. Where is the proof she has been sexually active with anyone?

The Obama girls are not sexually active, unlike the Palin girls, who are getting it by the team-full......

I am sure Letterman will do a rip roaring monolog of slutty girl jokes as soon as Obama's daughters become sexualy active. Letterman is simply a partisan hack who only tells jokes that are in extremly poor taste for liberals who think underage sex jokes are funny, Thanks I get it now laugh it up...

Is there any proof she blew a hockey team? Or are you just making that up?

Because if it's true, I want names and numbers.

#24 | Posted by JOE at 2009-06-12 01:58 PM

The little Obama Puddin's already have their eyes on some black buck from the neighborhood. It's only a matter of time before Michele is a gorillma.

Is there any proof she blew a hockey team? Or are you just making that up?
#24 | Posted by JOE

.....there's a tape.......just ask Takitez for it...

....he's got it in the box with his 'Whitey' tape....

If Obama is to blame for Letterman's jokes, then these guys are certainly to blame for that psycho at the holocaust museum.

You think he thought of that before he opened his mouth?

I am sure Letterman will do a rip roaring monolog of slutty girl jokes as soon as Obama's daughters become sexualy active.
.......#26 | Posted by ATaxpayer

........if they ever start getting publicly drunk like the Bush girls.........

.......and pumping out little bastards like the Palins........

.......I'm sure they will be the butt of much hilarity........

Just going along with the same humor used by Letterman, negro children become sexually active sooner than other races and also are more likely to contract a disease in the process so it's just a matter of time before we can all have a big laugh about Letterman telling jokes about Obama's daughters should be some real funny shit...

Thanks I get it now .......
.....#26 | Posted by ATaxpayer

......sorry to say.....you don't, and you never will........

negro children .....other races and also are more likely to contract a disease ....

#32 | Posted by ATaxpayer

.......the truth outs.......

Why would I expect a reasoned response from someone..................who types....................like this.......................

......sorry to say.....you don't, and you never will........

#33 | Posted by skizziks

Hopefully you are right skizziks if you have to be a sick pervert to apreciate Letterpussy humor then I would much rather stand by the side and not understand...

"Where is the proof she has been sexually active with anyone?

Does anyone have a hockey stick and some skates I can borrow?

#25 | Posted by JOE"

Obama asked that people stop the attacks on Palin and her kids during the campaign.

The left liberals/progressives just don't listen or care. They deliberately disobeyed Obama.

So much for the pull that Obama thinks he has to be the changing agent he claimed to be.

negro children .....other races and also are more likely to contract a disease ....

#32 | Posted by ATaxpayer

.......the truth outs.......

#34 | Posted by skizziks

No that's funny don't you get it maybe you should keep watching letterman I am sure he will have some really funny shit about negro children and bastards and all the funny diseases the get. I still won't understand but apparently liberals love this slutty teenage humor...

The left liberals/progressives just don't listen or care. They deliberately disobeyed Obama.
So much for the pull that Obama thinks he has to be the changing agent he claimed to be.
#38 | Posted by MURPHY

I realize that in your world view blind obedience to authority figures is de riguer, but, please, don't assume that because you behave that way (providing the authority figure shares your views) eveyone else does.

"The left liberals/progressives just don't listen or care. They deliberately disobeyed Obama."

We don't take orders from Obama the way you do from Limboil.

This could be a future Letterman joke about Obama's kids when dey get pregnant " WE don't call it a bastard it's a niglit" wow now that would be some funny shit especially if she got VD and clap too. Liberals sure are funny sometimes I guess I just did not know what I was missing. Thanks Letterman keep up the good work...

Joke was in poor taste but far from being as offensive as the right wants it to be. But to blame obama for this just makes you all look like the mewling pussies that you are. Grow a pair.

#39 | Posted by ATaxpayer at 2009-06-12 02:25 PM | Reply |Flag: recovering pedophile or fighting his pedophile urges

Joke was in poor taste but far from being as offensive as the right wants it to be. But to blame obama for this just makes you all look like the mewling pussies that you are. Grow a pair.

#43 | Posted by panchovilla

Who is blaming Obama I am saying DAVID LETTERMAN is a pussy and responsible for sex jokes aimed at underage children. If these were jokes about Obama's daughters getting fucked and knocked up liberals would suddenly switch sides and say yes this is very wrong and distasteful...

#39 | Posted by ATaxpayer at 2009-06-12 02:25 PM | Reply |Flag: recovering pedophile or fighting his pedophile urges

#44 | Posted by panchovilla

THAT"S THE BEST YOU CAN DO BIG MAN...

YOU HAVE NOTHING...

#37 | Posted by mOntecOre .......ff....

But to blame obama for this just makes you all look like the mewling pussies that you are. Grow a pair.

#43 | Posted by panchovilla

Letterman was the "comidian" who made the sex joke about Palin's fourteen year old daughter, I simply want to know why he does noy make sex jokes about Obama's daughters getting fucked and knocked up...

#13 | Posted by ATaxpayer

Obviously if panchovilla had any comprehension skills at all he would understand Obama is not being blamed DAVID LETTERMAN is...

apparently liberals love this slutty teenage humor...
.......#39 | Posted by ATaxpayer

......almost as much as the Palin girls like "hockey sticks"...........

Obviously if panchovilla had any comprehension skills at all he would understand Obama is not being blamed DAVID LETTERMAN is...

#48 | Posted by ATaxpayer

"'This is the enduring legacy of the Obama campaign. I'm not saying this to be inflammatory, I BLAME BARACK OBAMA because he allowed his surrogates in the media and Hollywood and everyone else on the left to do this dirty talking for him.'"

#50 | Posted by SanAntonioRogue

SanAntonioRogue that I would agree with, if Palin would have won the election and saw Letterman make jokes aimed at Obama's underage sexually active teens she would come out against this and not allow celebrities to do her dirty talking for her to that extent I think Obama is in fact partially responsible for allowing this type of sick defiant behavior to continue

I think Obama is in fact partially responsible for allowing this type of sick defiant behavior to continue

#51 | Posted by ATaxpayer

......you can't possibly be that stupid......

I think Obama is in fact partially responsible for allowing this type of sick defiant behavior to continue

#51 | Posted by ATaxpayer

You have GOT to be kidding me!

Is it up to the President to control or censor the content of a broadcast comedian?

I can only imagine how quickly this discussion would turn around if a tasteless, crass comment was made by a right-wing personality and Obama made a peep.

CENSORSHIP! GOVERNMENT CONTROLLED MEDIA! SOCIALISM! FASCISM!

Why would I expect a reasoned response from someone..................who types....................like this.......................
.......#35 | Posted by JOE

.....look behind the dots to find your answer, grasshopper, .....

#51 | Posted by ATaxpayer

......you can't possibly be that stupid......

#52 | Posted by skizziks

All Obama would have to do is let it be known that MOST people find sex jokes aimed at teenagers offensive, Letterman would stop dead in his tracks and come up with something else. There is no need for censorship only public condemnation for breaking the rules of common decency. Again if these were jokes about Obama's daughters getting fucked and knocked up their would be public outrage sufficient enough to stop Letterman and his deviant sick jokes...

......you can't possibly be that stupid......

#52 | Posted by skizziks

#55 | Posted by ATaxpayer

......perhaps I am mistaken............

"""If these were jokes about Obama's daughters getting fucked and knocked up liberals would suddenly switch sides and say yes this is very wrong and distasteful..."""

When they do, as palin's daughter did, then release the hounds.

"""Obviously if panchovilla had any comprehension skills at all he would understand Obama is not being blamed DAVID LETTERMAN is"""

I was commenting on the headline. You know, that funny short sentence usually situated at the start of the pile of words that form an article or story. Obviously if you were of sound mind, you wouldn't go ahead and blame obama in your very next post. Are you huffing vapors again?

"""THAT"S THE BEST YOU CAN DO BIG MAN...

YOU HAVE NOTHING..."""

Sometimes when someone protests too loudly over a seemingly unimportant event, it points to elements of self guilt, and you do seem to be going over the top on this item.

Letterman would stop dead in his tracks
......#55 | Posted by ATaxpayer

.....do you really think that any comedian would obey a President ?.....look what the comedians did to Bush over his stupidity and to Clinton over his sex scandals....it was none stop for both of them....

Letterman talks smack against a palyin'-and what happens?
The reich-wingers all go...

Waaahhh! Waaahhh! Waaahhh! Waaahhh! Waaahhh! Waaahhh! Waaahhh! Waaahhh!Waaahhh! Waaahhh!

Start linin' up the waaaahhmbulances!

To many righties I think they somehow think that Lettermen's tasteless joke, for which he apologized, somehow makes Palin's over the top whining about it sound less self-serving. It doesn't, Palin has tried to capitalize on this and in the end it makes her seem to be more abusive of her daughter than was Lettermen.

S E CUP

cute as a button and a nice little tight body..

whats that??

OH she is also a writer...OH .........never mind

and isnt it funny that all of these posters here are so upset that someone is blaming obama for something that he may or maynot have anything to do with

now where have I heard THAT BEFORE................

Waaahhh! Waaahhh! Waaahhh! Waaahhh! Waaahhh! Waaahhh! Waaahhh! Waaahhh!Waaahhh! Waaahhh!

Start linin' up the waaaahhmbulances!

#59 | Posted by frankf55 at 2009

yeah youre right of course.
HEY be sure and give me your 'thoughts' when you read jokes about the obama girls will you??
I am sure you will think the attacks and firings and blood letting then will be just a bunch of whiners as well.
yeah..sure you will

MY.....GAWD....!!!!!

must....NOT.....have...offensi ve.."jokes".........on NETWORK TV!!!!

This is clearly not the "Hope And Change (TM)" the voters had in mind!

Leno made a sexual joke last year about the older daughter when she was 17 and pregnant.