Obama only needs to have his top half watched. Sarvis's head and knees are blocking everything below the navel.

Seriously dude very very bad idea that would mean Gaff master extraordinaire smokin Joe Biden would be in charge unless they got him as well then NANCY PELOSI would be President, can you imagine how fucked up that would be we would have taxes on our taxes and entitlement programs for everyone weather you need them or not ummmm well maybe there would not be that much CHANGE after all...

Wow. The conservative crazies have really been out in full-force this week.

#1 | Posted by cookfish | Flag: Assuming the Position

Hey Doc, sorrY, but I had to funny flag the shit out of #1 | Posted by cookfish, tHAt was way, too funny. Don't worry though I will still help you out with those, pesky grammer: probleMs and math issues...

"The conservative crazies have really been out in full-force this week."

Check out comments about Tiller's murder in Kansas and you'll come away from the experience realizing that some of these people are completely off the charts. Add to that the ongoing whinging about Obama and Islam, Obama and his birth certificate, Obama as an "alleged" president and one thing comes to mind: Some of these people hate losing and they don't seem to mind if other wackdoodles with even fewer brains and bigger balls are willing to take up the guns and engage in "direct action." Spooky bastards lacking intelligence but well fortified by ignorant rage.

#5 | Posted by ATaxpayer

Let me know next time you want a typing lesson. Short version: When you hold down the "Caps Lock" key you get capital letters, even when you don't want them. Problem is, it makes your post look like one of Afkabibblebubble's and that makes you look like you don't know what you're talking about. Can't have that, can we?

Hearing voices that aren't in your head is one of the sure signs of schizophrenia. This guy seems well on his way to a chemical attitude adjustment.

#6 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

Hey Doc I have been studying up on my grammar and spelling and could not help but notice I think you meant "Whining" instead of "Whinging" don't worry probably no one noticed and I knew what you meant...

< : )

Add to that the ongoing whinging about Obama and Islam, Obama and his birth certificate, Obama as an "alleged" president and one thing comes to mind:

#6 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2009-06-11 09:30 AM | Reply

Ongoing?

The only time any of that nonsense comes up is when someone like you tries to use it as a talking point.

Are you so bereft of ideas that you have to go back 10 months and manufacture old bullshit?

I think you meant "Whining" instead of "Whinging"

You think wrong. Look it up.

Meanwhile, aside from Cooky fantasizing about giving men blowjobs and matron whinging about grammar, we have Corky and myself noting how wacked and strange this guy's views are.

Fascinating that the murder of a physician by a rightoid loon stirs debate, with his killing all but sanctioned by some DR posters of the wilder variety. I'm curious to see if a minister's expressed wish for the death of the President of the United States provokes condemnation from those quarters or de facto agreement.

Let me know next time you want a typing lesson.

#7 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

Hey DOC thanks I am still having trouble with the typing part because I am too busy with the spelling parT, Anyway do you think Nancy Pelosie would make a good President just curious then I have to go...

Ongoing? The only time any of that nonsense comes up is when someone like you tries to use it as a talking point.
#10 | Posted by vernon

If you read more and bloviated less you'd know what you're saying is bullshit.

In the meantime, Vermin, care to address the topic of the thread?

#12 | Posted by ATaxpayer

Still waiting for you to address the topic of the thread. Oh, right, you have to go. Bye.

The early attempts at deflection from the rightoids are telling. Perhaps a few from the far horizon line will drift in later to condemn a call for the murder of the President of the United States. Or perhaps they will remain focused on blowjobs, grammar, and evasive action. Tick...tock...tick...tock...

From the article

A Southern Baptist Convention spokesman said June 4 that a former official who is praying for the death of President Obama is out of the denomination's mainstream.

Roger "Sing" Oldham, vice president for convention relations with the SBC Executive Committee, said he believes most Southern Baptists are committed to praying for the well-being of the president as instructed in Scripture.

Oldham went on to tell the Associated Baptist Press that Drake is not a spokesman for the Southern Baptist Convention and his comments do not reflect the actions, resolutions or positions of the denomination.

"I think it is a fair statement to say that the vast majority of Southern Baptists are committed to praying for the well-being of the president in accordance with the specific instruction given in 1 Timothy 2:1-3," Oldham said, quoting: "First of all, then, I urge that petitions, prayers, intercessions, and thanksgivings be made for everyone, for kings and all those who are in authority, so that we may lead a tranquil and quiet life in all godliness and dignity. This is good, and it pleases God our Savior.'" (Paul)

I would be surprised if Rev Drake's pink slip were not in the mail.

#11 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

As a "gun toting Christian" which we all know Obama hates I can not think of anyone who would be so reckless as to condone murder. The "gun toting Christians" I know would be the first to condemn such an action, CHANGE should be in the form of ballets not bullets...

"Whinging" is a word who knew...

CHANGE should be in the form of ballets not bullets...
#17 | Posted by ATaxpayer

What would you suggest? "Swan Lake"?

"Whinging" is a word who knew...
#17 | Posted by ATaxpayer

Millions upon millions. And now you can count yourself among them. Congratulations.

I wonder why this pisses people off?

Is it because a Judeo-Christian practicioner is militant and hostile? You should read your history and your religion more carefully. God is all in favor of people smiting those that he declares against his cause. The only problem is that he only tells this to the smiter (kind of like the doomsday device in Dr Strangelove).

Is it because they don't want to know that what the preacher-man said is technically accurate? Have you ever taken a look at all the murdering, raping and pillaging in the religious text?

Or is it because people are blind in one eye and can't see out of the other? Denial is our friend and intellectual discourse is the enemy.

CHANGE should be in the form of ballets not bullets...
#17 | Posted by ATaxpayer

What would you suggest? "Swan Lake"?

#18 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at

I don't know I've always considered "The Nutcracker" to be a transcendental experience.

Millions upon millions. And now you can count yourself among them. Congratulations.

#19 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

Thanks DOC in the mean time I would prefer to stay on topic. I attend church regularly and I can assure you if any member of the church were to make such a statement they would immediately be ostracized from the church and most likely reported to the secret service...

#20 | Posted by Lipzoidial

"Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord. Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head. Be not overcome of evil, but overcome evil with good."
-Romans 12.19-21

Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
Matther 7.1-2

I'm no Christian scholar but I'm pretty sure God gets pissy when you take things into your own hands.

Militant Christians are just like Militant Musims they are actually acting outside the parameters of their faith.

I would prefer to stay on topic.
#22 | Posted by ATaxpayer at 2009-06-11 10:07 AM | Reply | Flag: Ah, Sweet Irony

Anyway, glad to hear you think your church would not be in favor of this sort of thing.

i don't know of a church where this happens. when i pray to the Lord over people such as tiller, i just have a simple request, "not my will, but YOURS be done. amen"

it is God who sorts people out in the end as another poster implied in another post.

"not my will, but YOURS be done. amen"

Sounds like something Pontius Pilate might've said (using the plural form, of course).

That's why it's called "washing your hands," Nanc.

#25 | Posted by nanc at 2009-06-11 10:20 AM | Reply | Flag: plays with imaginary friends

#13 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2009-06-11 09:47 AM | Reply

I read plenty, Doc, enough to know that if you want to bring up silly bullshit about birth certificates, YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD on crackpot fringe Web sites.

Sure, there's always SOMEBODY posting something stupid, but the things you brought up are old bat shit. Give it up.

As for the topic at hand ....

I'm a Christian and I know Scripture. This guy is a loon and not to be listened to.

Sola Scriptura

Scripture tells us to pray for the well-being of our government leaders. I pray for the Obama family every day, because I believe prayer makes a difference.

That said, weren't you one of the mush-mouth apologists for Rev. Wright last year?

It's OK to say 'godam America?'

I would prefer to stay on topic.
#22 | Posted by ATaxpayer at 2009-06-11 10:07 AM | Reply | Flag: Ah, Sweet Irony

Anyway, glad to hear you think your church would not be in favor of this sort of thing.

#24 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

All kidding aside DOC this type of thinking would be considered extremely radical by the Church body and not only condemned but turned over to the Secret Service for investigation. Obama is not very popular among church members, but he is the President of our country and both the President and the office he holds are respected by the church and it's members. I personally do not like Obama's policies but as an American I support both him and the office he holds as he was elected by the people in accordance with constitutional law...

I know scripture. Hell, I wrote some of it. Thousands upon thousads of pages of it. And just because I align myself with people who say stoopid shit, that doesn't mean I believe in stoopid shit. Because once it becomes stoopid shit it's beyond the pale, can't be discussed, reflects nothing, remains off bounds, even if it appears here day in, day out. Why? Because it's embarrassing, that's why! Forget the old bat shit, says I. Embrace the new bat shit!
~Vermin

Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
Matther 7.1-2

#23 | Posted by astrobuckeye at 2009-06-11 10:08 AM | Reply

Astro, this is an often mis-quoted bit of Scripture.

We 'judge' all the time. How a person behaves, whether we trust them, what they will do.

The verse does NOT mean we should not make judgements -- we have to all the time. It only warns us that we will be judged by the same harshness or mercy that we judge others.

I hate to think what Sarvis faces at his reckoning

Militant Christians are just like Militant Musims they are actually acting outside the parameters of their faith.

#23 | Posted by astrobuckeye

Well said...

Bullshit.

So, here we go. God (according to your own beliefs) has given you the ability to decide the ultimate decision - i.e. whether you want to believe in him or not. Consequently this determines the eternal fate of your soul (according to you christian crack-pots).

But yet, even while he gives you the largest decision, he expects you to ignore the smaller ones because he will handle it, he will sort it out?

This is the kind of low-minded baseness and adolescently concrete thinking skills that has killed a once great set of moral literature (the holy bible - which only became literal teachings about 150 yrs ago). But on the other hand, it certainly explains the wisdom of the catholic church not letting it's lay people interpret scripture.

#30 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2009-06-11 10:36 AM | Reply

Gibberish

All the words are English but they form no coherent thought.

Just guessing, but I addressed the topic -- as you requested -- but you didn't like my answer? Just guessing.

Sounds like the big bottle of generic vodka is nearly empty. A few hours from now you'll be on the basement floor with your face glued down by your own vomit.

And people attend this guys church why? You can include them in the radical Muslim idiot category.

Go ahead DR left - this guy deserves all the deriding you can place on him - just do not lump the sane Christians in with him. No one is calling for anybody's head in my parish - never have and never will.

#27 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2009-06-11 10:22 AM | Reply | Flag:Plays with himself

#35 | Posted by ELCIDCE90 at 2009-06-11 10:44 AM | Reply | Flag: makes up shit

(the holy bible - which only became literal teachings about 150 yrs ago).

#33 | Posted by Lipzoidial at 2009-06-11 10:40 AM | Reply

people will go to churches where they fit in - if they are haters, they'll find a church that fits their attitude.

Militant Christians are just like Militant Musims they are actually acting outside the parameters of their faith.

#23 | Posted by astrobuckeye

So far the dead balls acurate award goes to astrobuckeye. Meanwhile back at the ranch vernon seems to think DOC is going to hell after a long drunkin stupor why is that just curious...

#36 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2009-06-11 10:48 AM | Reply | Flag: Heats his pool in August

"All the words are English but they form no coherent thought."

Well, you're the expert there, Vermn, hands down.

I agree with Zatoichi: This is hardly mainstream Christianity, and this odious preacher should not be thought of as reflecting the views of most Christians.

I was just curious to see what we'd get, with the outpouring of justifications here on the DR for the actions of the Kansas doctor's murderer.

(the holy bible - which only became literal teachings about 150 yrs ago).

#33 | Posted by Lipzoidial at 2009-06-11 10:40 AM | Reply

Sounds like you are thinking of the Millerites (who eventually became 7th Day Adventists)

Ignorance, bigotry, laziness and stupidity are a messy mix. But my guess is you are accustomed to it

This is hardly mainstream Christianity, and this odious preacher should not be thought of as reflecting the views of most Christians.

#41 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2009-06-11 10:56 AM | Reply

Always amusing to see Drunk_Sarvis commenting like an expert on a topic where he is the 2nd Retard (like 2nd violin) after LipSore

people will go to churches where they fit in - if they are haters, they'll find a church that fits their attitude.

#38 | Posted by nanc at 2009-06-11 10:53 AM

Good point.

#43 | Posted by vernon

Vermin, you silly old sot, I've spent quite a bit of time studying religion, including Christianity, and I can tell you that this preacher's views do not reflect those of mainstream Christianity.

Of course, if you think the statement "This is hardly mainstream Christianity, and this odious preacher should not be thought of as reflecting the views of most Christians" is inaccurate, just let us know.

You may be a self-described Christian, Vermin, but your posts reveal you to be a piss-poor excuse for one.

#43

You can't win with some people, Doc. Even when you are right you are wrong.

WWJK?

I was just curious to see what we'd get, with the outpouring of justifications here on the DR for the actions of the Kansas doctor's murderer.

#41 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2009-06-11 10:56 AM | Reply

What a pretentious ass.

"I was just curious ...."

Drunk_Sarvis imagines himself as sitting on a throne. And all of you are mice, doing his bidding. What an ass.

A throne in a basement somewhere in New Jersey.

you get more creepy by the day. how soon do you begin posting pictures of school girls walking home in the afternoon?

#1 | Posted by cookfish at 2009-06-11 09:25 AM | Reply | Flag: Still in the Closet.

how soon do you begin posting pictures of school girls walking home in the afternoon?

#48 | Posted by vernon

Odd how that thought would just pop uninvited into Vermin's "mind", eh?

Projection is a often a funny begger.

I don't know I've always considered "The Nutcracker" to be a transcendental experience.

Only when done off the high dive board.

how soon do you begin posting pictures of school girls walking home in the afternoon?
#48 | Posted by vernon

Not in my plans today. Suggest you might try your usual source.

with the outpouring of justifications here on the DR for the actions of the Kansas doctor's murderer.

#41 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2009-06-11 10:56 AM | Reply

Back on topic ..........

In what fantasy world of Drunk_Sarvis was there an 'outpouring' of justifications for the murder of Tiller?

Care to cite them, Sarvis? What makes an outpouring? One? Two?

More bullshit from Retard No. 2, because he is too stupid to become Retard No. 1

#1 | Posted by cookfish at 2009-06-11 09:25 AM | Reply | Flag: Still in the Closet.

I hear you knocking but you can't come in.

too stupid to become Retard No. 1
#53 | Posted by vernon

Now, there, there, Vermin. You're trying as hard as you can.

Vern,
There were plenty of people, here at least, who justified the killing of Tiller because of his occupation. Just go to the thread about cops wanting to profile pro-lifers as a great example. See how many times the number 45,000,000 to 3 comes up for example.

Projection is a often a funny bugger.

#50 | Posted by Corky at 2009-06-11 11:14 AM | Reply

I'm not interested in how you bugger underage girls. But post it on UTube. I'm certain Drunk_Sarvis will burn it to a DVD

Where is that nanc bitch to tell me Christians don't do this shit?

people will go to churches where they fit in - if they are haters, they'll find a church that fits their attitude.

#38 | Posted by nanc

With very, very, VERY little effort.

Religions fucking suck and need to be banned.

I'm not interested in how you bugger underage girls. But post it on UTube. I'm certain Drunk_Sarvis will burn it to a DVD
#57 | Posted by vernon

Anyone interested in buggering underage girls, posting it on YouTube, and burning it to a DVD? Vermin's yer man.

like an expert on a topic where he is the 2nd Retard (like 2nd violin) after LipSore

#43 | Posted by vernon

Ha Ha, I am first violin.

And for my next number, I'm gonna play the, 'Modern Religion Kills Minds' refrain from the 'Forgotten Principals and Ethics' opera.

Drunk_Sarvis

Go to bed. Save some kind of dignity -- assuming you have some left.

Put a bucket next to your bed. You will need it in a few hours. you are blathering like an idiot .... again

-I'm not interested in how you bugger underage girls.

Why, Vermin! That's Abusive. And most unchristian of you.

But I forgive you. I've read about what those hormonal treatments can do....... but just think, after the operation, all you'll have to worry about is menopause.

-I'm not interested in how you bugger underage girls.

Why, Vermin! That's Abusive. And most unchristian of you.

They prefer underage boys or is that just Catholics and not all Christians: I have a hard time keeping it straight, as it appears they do too.

#62 | Posted by vernon

That's Verminspeak for, "I've made a fool of myself, gotten my sorry old ass handed back to me, and am going to hold my breath until somebody -- anybody -- gives a rat's ass. Could be quite a while."

LOL.

Just Catholic priests. It gets lonely in that half-empty confessional.

But Vermin seems to have his mind set on children and sex for some reason. Maybe all those Filipinos, eh?

Religions fucking suck and need to be banned.

#59 | Posted by Manypaths

Yeah, all that talk about loving thy neighbor, do unto others, forgiveness, turning the other cheek...what absolute rubbish!

The biggest ideological slaughterfest in mankind's history had no religious basis whatsoever. Global communism is responsible for the murder of over 100 million people - nothing religious about it.

Just Catholic priests. It gets lonely in that half-empty confessional.

Probably has to do with putting the word "alter" with boys and thinking of "none" every time they look at a woman.

#67

I didn't realize that you were such a gullible moron there jeff.

loving thy neighbor, do unto others, forgiveness, turning the other cheek

Yeah, fucking right. Unless he's gay, black, democrat or a jew.

Go ahead and buy all that shit you want fool. I'll just laugh.

"Yeah, all that talk about loving thy neighbor, do unto others, forgiveness, turning the other cheek...what absolute rubbish!"

Obvioulsy meant (and obviously taken) as sarcasm. That part, fine. You don't even have to be religious to embrace it as ethical. Condoning murder is, of course (and I'm sure you'd agree), something else again.

Ha Ha, I am first violin.

#61 | Posted by Lipzoidial at 2009-06-11 11:20 AM | Reply

Yes, hard to believe, but you are actually more ignorant.

And even when information is offered to you -- in the form of links -- you wallow in your stupidity and bigotry like a pig on a rainy day. Rolling in your wet shit.

At least stop trying to post intelligent discussions. You don't care about the truth or facts. You are just another partisan whore trying to score cheap points.

The saving grace is that I have won the argument on facts. Which is why roaches like you run and hide.

What an ignorant and pathetic loser

#58 | Posted by Manypaths at 2009-06-11 11:19 AM | Reply | Flag: would fit in well at this guy's church!

The saving grace is that I have won the argument on facts.
#72 | Posted by vernon| Flag: Bonkers

Well preacher, crap in one hand and pray in the other and see which one fills up first.

You want something done? Go do it. Your imaginary friend ain't gonna help.

Yeah, fucking right. Unless he's gay, black, democrat or a jew.

Go ahead and buy all that shit you want fool. I'll just laugh.

#70 | Posted by Manypaths

What I laugh it is how bigoted and ignorant you are with your broad-brushed stereotypes.

And your failure to acknowledge that godless Communism is the biggest murder in human history.

But go ahead and believe that religion and ALL of its followers are the root of all evil.

#75 | Posted by Manypaths at 2009-06-11 12:04 PM | Reply | Flag:looking for a front pew seat

no, i mean one with your cheery demeanor would feel right at home at this non-christian hater's church.

"Militant Christians are just like Militant Muslims they are actually acting outside the parameters of their faith.

#23 | Posted by astrobuckeye

Well said...

#32 | Posted by ATaxpayer"

i second that.

i would say this preacher is similar to those imams that call for the death of americans.

When the religious right supports murderers and calls for the death of the POTUS, it's pretty obvious that it is sick and needs either to be reformed or euthanized. They are no better than the fundamentalist muslims they so fear. Sadly, the absolute irony of their similarity with their muslim brethren is lost on them.

My all time best loved and most used prayer:

Dear G-d,
Please save me from your followers.

Amen.

What an ignorant and pathetic loser

#72 | Posted by vernon

Thank you verno, this means a lot coming from you.

And congratulations on 'winning'!

We still haven't solved that mystery of the militant and hostile christian attitude practiced by some. Let's call in Scoobie Doo and the Gang;

Scoobie; 'Raht the ruck'?

Shaggy; 'Like heavy man, when we pulled his mask off, Verno was actually Adolf Hitler's missing testical'.

(My apologoies to Godwin).

Crazy Christians... I sure as hell don't want to sit next to any on an airplane...

Nanc claims that when a christian preacher says stuff like this... all the christian leaders come out against that person.

Lets see if that happens.

And if they do, hopefully its on their own accord and not cause of media pressure.

The real threat is that some of the uglies who post here - I needn't go through THAT hall of shame again - may well take up the "reverend" on that one. I'd hope that if some of our Texas darlings get through to The President, the "reverend" and a number of D.R. posters be indicted as co-conspirators. herm

I'd say that qualifies for revocation of tax-exempt status on the grounds of politics.

WOW. Really putting the IG in Ignant!

(*purposely misspelled for those of you playing at home...)

I would have no problem if the government declared this a threat. I don't know if that's right or not but it sure seems like a case could made that this preacher is conspiring against Obama's life.

And your failure to acknowledge that godless Communism is the biggest murder in human history.

But go ahead and believe that religion and ALL of its followers are the root of all evil.

#77 | Posted by JeffJ at 2009-06-11 12:42 PM | Reply | Flag:

Communism killed in the name of communism---not in the name of atheism--god or lack of god was not a factor. The religious people killed by communists were not killed because they believed in god--they were killed because they could have lead people in opposition to communism. Religion has killed far more people in the name of god. From Easter Island to the discovery of the New World to the Inquisition, back to the Stone Age and beyond--religion kills. Religion will keep mankind rooted to this planet until our extinction. Then the Earth will revert to what it was for billions of years without religion.

Wow. The conservative crazies have really been out in full-force this week.

#3 | Posted by astrobuckeye

Because the Liberal "Crazies" are in the White House and Lead Congress!!!!

We're all fucked!

Crazy Christians... I sure as hell don't want to sit next to any on an airplane...

#84 | Posted by ZombieHunter

But this guy isn't crazy. He just loves the old ways too much.

Killing in the name of god is worse that killing in the name of the state.

--daaaaaaaaaaaa-boob

Communism killed in the name of communism---not in the name of atheism--god or lack of god was not a factor.

Exactly my point. Religion or lack of religion was NOT a factor in its killings. The biggest murdering in man's history had nothing to do with religion.

i would say this preacher is similar to those imams that call for the death of americans.

#80 | Posted by klifferd
I would say you are correct. Free speech aside, his congregation should leave "his" church. This is why I am a Catholic - no preacher should have his name on a building supposedely owned by God.

Yes, the Catholic Church has it's own issues, but my priest does not have his own helicopter and Escalade in the parking lot.

The Love of the Xians!!! Shout it from The Mountain Tops Brothers!!!!

"Communism killed in the name of communism"

Communism killed no one, Joseph Stalin, Nikita Kruschev and few other power hungry men did.
Ideas don't kill people.

In America they are more likely to ban ideas than guns and they are considered twice as dangerous too.

"The usurper that is in the White House is one, B. Hussein Obama,"

Usurper? Coulda sworn there was an election.

And this obsession over a middle name?

No, sorry, this guy IS crazy. Gives a bad name to honest Christians everywhere.

#11 | POSTED BY DOC_SARVIS
"You think wrong. Look it up."

Let's be fair, Doc. "Whinge" is a very rare word, especially in the USA. And frankly, you could've simply defined it for him rather than act superior, or imply that it's a commonly known word.

It's a great word, more colorful than it's cousin "whine", but unless your time zone is Greenwich, you're unlikely to be one of the "millions upon millions" that know it or use it.

Having said that, your #41 "This is hardly mainstream Christianity, and this odious preacher should not be thought of as reflecting the views of most Christians" is spot on. In fact, it should be obvious, but apparently isn't.

And Vern...not sure what kind of bender you're on today, but wow.
Perhaps decaf is in order?

"Communism killed no one, Joseph Stalin, Nikita Kruschev and few other power hungry men did."

No, these men killed in order to make communism work, in the name of communism and for the ideas of communism. Ideas, don't kill but implementation of these type of ideas necessitated the removal of opposition. Interesting you did not include lenin on that list, do you believe that he did not use violence to propagate communism?

My imprecatory prayer is that this POS has a visit from some folks who are charged with the duty of protecting the president and that he is allowed to sit out the rest of the president's term at Guantanamo. Maybe we'll find a purpose for that prison after all, and remember, many of those terrorists were never charged with crimes so that shouldn't be a problem for this terrorist.

How Christian of him.

Are prayers anything more than wishful thinking? That's not against the law.

And for those who believe in prayer... who said his god was going to do what he asked?

"Interesting you did not include lenin on that list, do you believe that he did not use violence to propagate communism?"

actually had a mental block, couldn't think of his name but also you're wrong. Communism didn't require that anyone be killed, these were dictators killing for their own power and greed the same as any other dictators killing for power and greed.

You would have to show me in the Communist Manifesto where it says that they should murder millions of people...especially Jews.

Usurper? Coulda sworn there was an election.

Uhhhh. Obama is doing the things he PROMISED he wouldn't do.

"Communism didn't require that anyone be killed,"

Implementing a government that includes a belief system that requires totalitarian leadership to install itself will without fail need violence. Those that had, had it taken away, those that were barley able to provide for themselves had to provide for others. The concept is an easy sell to those that have nothing, but to those that have worked for what they have will always see it as taking away the fruits of their labor. That is something that will never die easy and will end in violent rebellion. You have seen this in every communist government because it is not merely a government but a philosophy and a philosophy is not something that is easily dismissed. Human nature requires resistance to a change in worth and thought, we will always fight, so to implement communism will inevitably end in violence.

Maybe we'll find a purpose for that prison after all, and remember, many of those terrorists were never charged with crimes so that shouldn't be a problem for this terrorist.

#101 | Posted by danni

So, now common Americans exercising their free speech are terrorists?

Wow!

This man is just saying that America is better off without Obama.

However, I think he didn't think it through. Biden is next in line and the Pelosi.

If Obama dies, we're still fucked!

That's not against the law.

Speech advocating the assassination of the POTUS is illegal in this country.

"This man is just saying that America is better off without Obama.

#107 | Posted by Eddie"

No he's not, you fucking retard.

#105 | POSTED BY EDDIE
"Uhhhh. Obama is doing the things he PROMISED he wouldn't do."

Uhhhh? And how does that make him a usurper?

I wasn't commenting on Obama's follow-thru, I was commenting on the assertion that Obama is a "usurper". The extent of his follow-thru has nothing to do with usurpation.

Pop quiz: List the things Obama "PROMISED he wouldn't do", which he is doing anyway. For extra credit, explain WHY there is no good reason for him to do so.

If you want to contribute, go for it. Just please don't whinge.

(As a side note, Doc, not even my spellchecker knows the word "whinge", hehe)

Pop quiz: List the things Obama "PROMISED he wouldn't do",

he said he was going to undo the spending that Bush did in the last six months of his term.

In addition, Obama pushed the "Stimulus Package".

" For extra credit,"

Are you serious? Do you really want to try and defend the actions of Obama and Congress in the last four months? Holy Crap!

"This man is just saying that America is better off without Obama.

#107 | Posted by Eddie"

No he's not, you fucking retard.

#109 | Posted by mOntecOre

LOL!!!

Funny Flag

Ed,

I'd trade the last 4 months under Obama's leadership for ANY 4 months under Smirky the Wonder Chimp. ANY 4!!!

Thanks, Retard!

"And for those who believe in prayer... who said his god was going to do what he asked?"
#103 | Posted by PerCapita at 2009-06-11 04:16 PM | Reply

God answers all prayers.
Sometimes the answer is "no".

"Human nature requires resistance to a change in worth and thought, we will always fight, so to implement communism will inevitably end in violence."

Ok, I can agree with that but "communism" doesn't require killing any more than democracy does but to bring democracy to the colonies it was necessary to fight and kill for the privelege.

I hate all of you. This is whats wrong with America, unchecked thought streams coming from the mouths of fools. The internet should be used only for porn and buying things cheaply. Not for this insane channeling of retardation. You liberals and conservatives alike should just go away and leave the country that was once awesome(albeit for a short stretch of time i cant even remember), to the real humans. The number of which i can count on one hand. Jesus Christ someone actually used the word pickaninnys on this website, how far we have come indeed. Anyone who thinks the races are that different is wrong, we are all scum. Obama is a fool America, he is a politician, he lies, he cheats. Anyone who was elected was going to screw us. Not because of the color of there skin or the fact that they have a scary last name. But because of the simple fact that they are in charge, absolute power and all that. So the conclusion of this rant,(that I'm sure you are all going to tear holes into because you are pathetic and have no life) GO FUCK YOURSELVES

Ed,

I'd trade the last 4 months under Obama's leadership for ANY 4 months under Smirky the Wonder Chimp. ANY 4!!!

#113 | Posted by axe

Have you been paying attention?

or

What do you do for a living? How much do you make in a year? Do you have children? Are you an alcoholic or chronic drug user?

"Ok, I can agree with that but "communism" doesn't require killing any more than democracy"

To some extent you are right, but democracy does not dictate every aspect of our lives. It is not as all encompassing as communism. Communism is a complete life philosophy and i think that man is less willing to accept a change in their own fiber then just a new government. Now in a pure form that did not require a change in government then no government would require killing but that is not reality. To maintain a system there can be no serious threat. With democracy contrary views are not a threat, with communism it is. If there was a way to control the minds of the people then violence would not be necessary but instead control can only be achieved by negative reinforcement.

GO FUCK YOURSELVES

#117 | Posted by ChrisFagundes

That was great, Chris.

More and more people are strating to feel the same way I do.

What do you do for a living? How much do you make in a year? Do you have children? Are you an alcoholic or chronic drug user?

#118 | Posted by Eddie

This is not E-Harmony, Eddie.

"GO FUCK YOURSELVES"

No that's ok, my wife is a lot better looking then i am anyway.

"And for those who believe in prayer... who said his god was going to do what he asked?"
#103 | Posted by PerCapita at 2009-06-11 04:16 PM | Reply

God answers all prayers.
Sometimes the answer is "no".

#115 | Posted by hawk

phew! That means Biden is not taking over.

Can you imagine Pelosi becoming President!??!

I think there would be a violent revolution just from the news.

Has Janet Napolitano received her letter of apology yet from the righties????

Because the Liberal "Crazies" are in the White House and Lead Congress!!!!

We're all fucked!

#91 | Posted by Eddie at 2009-06-11 03:24 PM | Reply | Flag:

Are you really justifying domestic terrorism becuse you don't happen to like whose in the WH?

I've always heard that elections had consequences, I just didn't know it meant domestic terrorism would be cheered by so many.

"That means Biden is not taking over."
#123 | Posted by Eddie at 2009-06-11 05:00 PM | Reply

Obama picked Biden for the same reason Bush picked Cheney.
Life insurance.

Over on the radio, Limbaugh told his audience last week that President Obama is more harmful to America than our terrorist enemies. Said Walsh on MSNBC's Hardball Wednesday night: "When you say that our president is more dangerous than al Qaeda, you've gone off into crazy nutjobland. You are off the charts crazy, and you are whipping people up."

Eddie is just a troll who craves attention.
I don't even believe he is serious, I think he is a parody of a right wing nut. NOt a really good one though.

Eddie,

The entire 8 years under Smirky the Wonder Chimp were a free-fall slide into the shithole President Obama got stuck with. The past 4 month haven't been fun but at least we are heading UP, not further down into the shit.

You pants-pissers that blame Obama for anything he inherited from Bush are too ignorant to live. Go find a busy highway to hold your next circle jerk on. Invite all your Rtard friends.

"Are you serious? Do you really want to try and defend the actions of Obama and Congress in the last four months? Holy Crap!"

i dn't need to defend.

i agreee with all the actions.

the average american including 99% of people on this site have no clue whats good for america

they have this ideal image of what they believe america should be

and they are wrong.
the america you want can't be sustained with a 300 million plus population.

things have to change in order to survive

stagnation toward the "old" ways will lead to further decay

al Qaeda needs this guy.

I'd trade the last 4 months under Obama's leadership for ANY 4 months under Smirky the Wonder Chimp. ANY 4!!!

#113 | Posted by axe at 2009-06-11 04:47 PM

"No that's ok, my wife is a lot better looking then i am anyway.

#122 | Posted by salamandagator"

Its gonna take a while to get my foot outta my mouth THIS time!!! Good catch LD.

Ummm....Eddie....when ChrisF said "GO FUCK YOURSELVES" he was talking to you, too. Maybe you missed the first line: "I hate all of you."

Still agree with him? Or think he agrees with you?

Monte, you lying dog!!! You know that's a photo of Johnson.

i dn't need to defend.

i agreee with all the actions.

the average american including 99% of people on this site have no clue whats good for america

they have this ideal image of what they believe america should be

and they are wrong.
the america you want can't be sustained with a 300 million plus population.

things have to change in order to survive

stagnation toward the "old" ways will lead to further decay

#130 | Posted by klifferd at 2009-06-11 05:16 PM

I read the article and skipped the reading all the comments.

How is this any different than what many on here typed/prayed for Bush?

Danni, deth?

Ummm....Eddie....when ChrisF said "GO FUCK YOURSELVES" he was talking to you, too. Maybe you missed the first line: "I hate all of you."

Still agree with him? Or think he agrees with you?

#135 | Posted by dylanfan

Yes, I still agree with him.

I identify more with him than all of the Democrats and 60% of the Republicans.

I think I remember a movie (I never saw it though nor would I want to) about killing Bush. No?

The entire 8 years under Smirky the Wonder Chimp were a free-fall slide into the shithole President Obama got stuck with.

#129 | Posted by axe

Oh, and the Dems in Congress and Obama did not continue digging that hole even deeper?

"Every passing moment is a chance to turn it all around" -- I love that line.

stagnation toward the "old" ways will lead to further decay

#130 | Posted by klifferd

Can you be more specific?

I think that the Constitution is a good document. There is no need to change it. So leave it alone. We can support a 300+ population without changing it.

Reduce taxes. Stop this nonsense of speading the wealth. The people of the US are doing better than everyone else. The poorest in America are doing better than most in Europe during the last 30 years. However, I can't say that's going to continue. Now, don't mix up poor with drug and alcohol abusers.

"Sorry, my mistake - that was actually Salaman. Here's his wife"

Jerk, you owe me some soap to wash my eyeballs out with.

I would have no problem if the government declared this a threat. I don't know if that's right or not but it sure seems like a case could made that this preacher is conspiring against Obama's life.

#89 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2009-06-11 03:07 PM

Utter bullshit.

I didn't support BO for president. But, guess what? I spoke with God, and he thinks Drake is a delusional asshole who is actually hearing the devil during his prayers.

I'd pray for BHO's admin to discern what is good for the nation and follow them through --- expose liberal agenda and weed out the bad even if it means displeasing some radical lefties.

Ed,

I'd trade the last 4 months under Obama's leadership for ANY 4 months under Smirky the Wonder Chimp. ANY 4!!!

#113 | Posted by axe at 2009-06-11 04:47 PM

That's because you're a slug that spends way too much time on the internet.

Seek help!

Utter bullshit.

#145 | Posted by Washboard at 2009-06-11 05:47 PM

And notice I said I don't know if it is right, but I could see it and wouldn't be too upset about it.

This guy is another superstisious fruit cake.

"Imprecatory prayers" as far as I can tell means calling on a curse of some kind from God.

This man is at least being honest about what he desires, and not denying that he wishes for the President's death. That is a sense more honest than the Rush Limbaugh wish for his "failure", which suggests a kind of euphemism.

What is appalling is that such "Imprecatory prayers" are apparently an accepted form of prayer either in the Baptist church or some churches - surely Reverend Fred Phelps is a strong supporter since he calls for the death of American soldiers and all gay people.

Technically all churches hate and despise each other, and this example shows us how far we have to go before these kind of views are seen for the nonsense that they are.

Technically all churches hate and despise each other, and this example shows us how far we have to go before these kind of views are seen for the nonsense that they are.

#151 | POSTED BY SITDOWN AT 2009-06-11 06:35 PM | REPLY | FLAG

Don't use one asshole's comments to dump on all churches. They do not hate and despise each other. It appears to be you that is the hater.

And notice I said I don't know if it is right, but I could see it and wouldn't be too upset about it.

#149 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2009-06-11 06:07 PM

Reasonable doubt, eh?

So, LOD. You're okay locking up the black female comedian, Danni, Deth, and others here, also.

Right?

"Can you be more specific? "

eddie

i'm not talking about the constitution

the constitution only deals with a few issues.

the constitution doesn't deal with health care... why? cause health care was non existent at the time of its drafting, at least no where near what its like today.

corporations didn't exist in the way they do today.

in fact modern society is totally different then the time of its drafting.

not to say we need to change it... at all

but most of the us laws fall outside of the realms of the constitution.

so to say that obama is breaking that document up into pieces makes no sense.

our freedoms are protected by it.

bailing out banks doesn't hurt the constitution
bailing out gm doesn't hurt the constitution
universal health care doesn't hurt the constitution etc etc

taxes???
are you kidding me... we get more then any other country in the world and yet our taxes are way less the most developed 1st world nations.

we are crying for absolutely the wrong reasons.

as a 1st world country we deserve a paid health care system

we deserve a stable economy and cutting our budget with no plan wont' do that, in fact it will hurt. blah blah

i can keep going, but i've been told i talk to much lately ;)

bottom line, my wallet and every single other person on this sites wallet hasn't been hurt by obama's decisions.

If nothing has changed under Obama (as many of you whine on about) then why do so many of you want to see him dead?

Why is that bull shit? How is publicly praying for the death of our sitting president NOT a threat?

If you agree with the prayer, it probably won't seem like a threat to you. And I imagine a few retorters agree with this loon.

I wouldn't worry about the preacher, though. If the secret service is worth half of a musty fart, they've got a few eyes on this guy.

The scary shit is what sort of lone wolf nutcases this sort of "prayer" might inspire. When you say that God wants someone dead, there will always be some delusional dumbass who thinks to himself "yeah, that's a great idea". Mention God's will, and you can convince dumb or desperate people to do anything. It's how al qaida stays in business.

Why is it that when liberals get pissed about the state of the nation, they protest and talk about prosecuting incumbents, but when conservatives get pissed, they talk about secession and assassination?

Anyway, I'd like to see someone explain to me how this person is any different than, say, a mullah that calls for violent jihad against American soldiers in Iraq.

Oh, yeah, this guy wants people to kill the fucking president.

You can't tell me that this guy doesn't belong in gitmo (or, if you ask my preference, a supermax on american soil - you can let this jackass have his lawyer). Especially when we're holding kids who never wanted to fight the US in the first place, all the while denying them access to lawyers or contact with their families.

Don't use one asshole's comments to dump on all churches. They do not hate and despise each other. It appears to be you that is the hater.

- Somoco

When I said "Technically", that was in reference to the FACT that all major churches believe they are the ONE TRUE church, and that theirs is the only way to Salvation, not to mention that in theory many of them still see their mission as conversion of others to THEIR Church or religion.

I am saying it's all man-made nonsense. I don't hate.
I despise the power of religion and its manipulation of peoples' minds..

Rev.Wiley Drake is a "True" American Patriot!!!

So Rev.Wiley Drake advocates "Death" as the prime solution for dealing with someone or something he doesn't like? Actually Rev.Drake would make a fine and sympatico collegue for any number of high ranking politicians including everyone from Clinton,Bush,Cheney and Rumsfeld to the entire Pentagon and the government of Israel!!! All these folks know,appreciate and honor Rev.Drake's thinking and philosophy but more so they actually follow through on their greed driven "Death Wishes" and literally a million_plus (innocent) people have died (so far)as a result!!!

I wonder if Moses prayed for God to smash Pharaoh?

Oh wait a minute, yes, he did. Pharaoh was hard of hearing, however. Took him 10 times to get the message.

I'd bet Lord Zero is just as dense as Pharaoh.

I'd bet Lord Zero is just as dense as Pharaoh.

I'd bet you are a fool for putting credence in a book of fairy tales.

Exactly which god does this cretin pray to? A Christian pastor that prays for the death of a human isn't in my opinion, a Christian much less a pastor. Now I must admit that this was perhaps a little far reaching but Christianity is about life not death. It is inconceivable that a pastor would not only do this, but seemingly brag about it. The need for prayer rests on the pseudo pastor who is in great need of God's help. One fine day this man will have to be judged. He may find this more than a little unnerving.

So, LOD. You're okay locking up the black female comedian, Danni, Deth, and others here, also.

Right?

#153 | Posted by Washboard at 2009-06-11 07:18 PM

But seriously, I don't see you making an argument that threats on the president shouldn't be taken seriously, or that this isn't a threat, so unless you have something other than bitching and moaning I'm afraid I'm done with you.

I wonder if Moses prayed for God to smash Pharaoh?

Oh wait a minute, yes, he did. Pharaoh was hard of hearing, however. Took him 10 times to get the message.

I'd bet Lord Zero is just as dense as Pharaoh.

#160 | Posted by TheOneBS at 2009-06-11 11:00 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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Hey dumb ass, god also ordered the deaths of innocent children.... not late term abortions either.

Hmmmmm

Just a thought here... Do you need a link with that?

You're probablly going to tell me some horse shit story about how much things have changed since the comming of christ....right?

Yet hang on to the fairy tale about the plagues that the invisible boogie man sent the Egyptian leader who was an evil slave driver...

In actuality Moses was the first union leader in collective bargianing.......LMAO

LMFAO. As distasteful as it is, it's still free speech. Isn't that what you lefties said about Westboro Baptist Church? He is making a wish through prayer. It's really not the same as contacting a hitman and trying to make it happen.

Lonnie

funny the same lib tards that scream there is no God are all upset that someone its praying that their God dies....amazing

I wonder if it would have been Ok for a Baptist pastor to have prayed for Hitler's demise?...I wonder if it would have been ok for a Baptist pastor doing hard labor in Siberia to have prayed for Stalin's death?

Nahhhh, cuz these shitheads were good Socialists worthy of praise. They hated Jews too and probably Neocons and Bill O'Reilly as well, and no doubt were convinced that 911 was an inside job with Dick Cheney as architect.

What a damn nut. Fucking crazy!

((Puts Liberal hat on))

But hey! We did the same thing to Bush and the whole admin!!!!! No big deal! I mean - I"M not crazy - so.....

Come on guys! Lets not be douchebag hypocrites!

i would say this preacher is similar to those imams that call for the death of americans.

#79 | Posted by klifferd at 2009-06-11 01:28 PM

I would assume that this character is now on the "Terrorist Watch List".

Now I must admit that this was perhaps a little far reaching but Christianity is about life not death.

#162 | Posted by keith204

Christianity is a apparently Death Cult. It glorifies a mystical state of existence called "Life After Death". If Christianity was about life why is it that you have to DIE before you can find this mythical "Kingdom of Heaven"?

LMFAO. As distasteful as it is, it's still free speech.

#166 | Posted by lwalk17

AS you should know Free Speech has it's limits. This is obviously "hate speech" and is advocating for the death of the President for crying out loud. This nut should be detained and questioned by the SS. You know like that teenage girl that posted stupid remarks that said "Kill Bush" on her MySpace page and was subsequently arrested and embarrassed in front of her high school class. Her "free speech" statement said "Kill Bush" not "I am going to Kill Bush" so it seems to me that a prayer that implores God to "Kill Bush" is pretty much the same and is not considered "Free Speech" but is advocating the death of the sitting President.

OH, I SEE DONNERBOY,

It's ok for Westboro Church to bring their hate to the gravesite of a killed in action soldier and say anyfucking thing they want to but the second a preacher says he prays for Obama to die is hate speech. Your such a tool! A hypocritical tool nonetheless!

So what? She was not imprisoned for her comment, just questioned. There is a difference! Also what does it matter, you libs say god doesn't exist anyways. If God doesn't exist, then how would this man's prayer be carried out? LMFAO, if this priest was white you guys would be yelling at the top of your lungs it was racially motivated. I'm sure your pretty pissed that it was a black pastor espousing this.

Of course free speech has limits. You can't run into the airport and talk about being up all night building bombs while in line trying to get a ticket. You can't yell fire inside the theater. So according to you, we need to have a thought police out there arresting people for their thoughts. How Nazi of you!

Lonnie

O good god. I see "Westboro Church" and my heart starts racing.

I had never wanted to do physical harm to someone for what they believe - until I saw/heard that crazy bint daughter of his.

I really want to hit her in the face.

repeatedly.

hard.

I had never wanted to do physical harm to someone for what they believe - until I saw/heard that crazy bint daughter of his.

No need to soil yourself with their blood. Stick the christian, jewish, and muslim fundies in a big cage, give them some machetes, and let the problem take care of itself. You might need to periodically hose down the floor to make room for new contenders, though.

This pastor needs to learn the Order of Succession, and pray instead for Obama's safety. Obama, Biden, Pelosi, Robert Byrd, Hillary . . .

What a nightmare. As terrifying a presidency BHO's will likely be, he has still managed the near impossible: we know that in the event of his resignation or death, things will get much, much worse.

Wow. The conservative crazies have really been out in full-force this week.

#3 | Posted by astrobuckeye

no doubt.. they need to tone it down before something seriously bad happens and then they REALLY will have to worry about government clamping down on their actions..

Why is it that when liberals get pissed about the state of the nation, they protest and talk about prosecuting incumbents, but when conservatives get pissed, they talk about secession and assassination?

#156 | Posted by ZombieHunter

because genetically they are different and like their al qaeda brethren only understand violence as a means to pacify them..

It's ok for Westboro Church to bring their hate to the gravesite of a killed in action soldier and say anyfucking thing they want to but the second a preacher says he prays for Obama to die is hate speech. Your such a tool! A hypocritical tool nonetheless!

The speech about a soldier does no physical harm to anyone, and threatens no physical harm to anyone. The soldier is already dead, and the speech, while very disturbing to the family and in the poorest of public protests IMO, harms no one, and does not threaten to harm anyone in the future.

So what? She was not imprisoned for her comment, just questioned. There is a difference! Also what does it matter, you libs say god doesn't exist anyways. If God doesn't exist, then how would this man's prayer be carried out?

Because other whackos who believe in the god in the sky will hear this person and think that god wants this man dead, and will work to carry out what they perceive as Gods Will. You aren't very bright are you. That's how wars for god start. If god doesn't exist--how could there be wars for god? Same as praying that someone kills someone for god.

LMFAO, if this priest was white you guys would be yelling at the top of your lungs it was racially motivated. I'm sure your pretty pissed that it was a black pastor espousing this.

You only think that because you aren't too bright. You know nothing about how liberals think. You simply talk out your ass, and think you are making sense. You aren't.

Of course free speech has limits. You can't run into the airport and talk about being up all night building bombs while in line trying to get a ticket. You can't yell fire inside the theater. So according to you, we need to have a thought police out there arresting people for their thoughts. How Nazi of you!

I would say that this mans actions are equal to the danger of yelling fire in a theater. There are lots of crazies with guns out there that would love to see something happen to Obama. For this man to give Gods approval to them is the same as yelling fire in a theater. Just because the crazies are spread across the country instead of all in the same room, makes no difference to the threat. Would you object to someone pointing these same crazies at you with the same type of talk?

#170 | Posted by lwalk17 at 2009-06-12 04:28 PM | Reply | Flag

This guy is a loon and not representative of Baptists or Southern Baptists or anyone but his own hallucinations.

I am not one to question--but is the pastor righteous enough to even use "imprecatory" prayers?

You know, seriously, I have been worried about some loon trying to shoot Obama since the guy first started looking like a serious candidate. As one who witnessed the reprecussions following the Kennedy assasination, I sincerely hope never to see such a thing again. It has awful effects and with the race factor it would be a huge tragedy.
Hope the Secret Service is on the ball. And yes, pray for the president's protection.

I wonder if Moses prayed for God to smash Pharaoh?

Oh wait a minute, yes, he did. Pharaoh was hard of hearing, however. Took him 10 times to get the message.

I'd bet Lord Zero is just as dense as Pharaoh.

#159 | Posted by TheOneBS at 2009-06-11 11:00 PM | Reply | Flag:

I wonder if Cinderellas slippers were comfy......

or if the apple the Sleeping Beauty ate tasted bad.......

All Fairy Tales...just like your bible.