Female shopping preferences are of no interest to me.

Can't we talk about dirty dancing or something?

I have heard ther are always problems buying dildos and buttplugs on line.

"I have heard ther are always problems buying dildos and buttplugs on line."

Yes, i am sure you have "heard."

2 | Posted by JROD

What's the matter, can't get one big enough?

mailbox too small?

i hate shopping.

Glad to have gotten a "rise" ot out of y'all.

What a load...go tell it to Oprah.

Item I would not purchase online: pills advertized by spam that claim to make your penis bigger.

i hate shopping.

#6 | Posted by nanc

I love shopping ... I hate the paying part.

"Item I would not purchase online: pills advertized by spam that claim to make your penis bigger."

Hey don't knock it. My girlfriend doesn't laugh as much since I bought them.

Sincerely,
Joe

cybershopping + credit card = ahhhh, pure bliss

I wouldn't buy tampons even if I was standing next to them in the store.

rwd

typical guy, rwd

lol

Been there done that but found being asked "Do you want the deoderant kind or regular?"

"Do you want the deoderant kind or regular?"

Yeah, that one's tough.

What you don't want to do is come home and say, "So, honey, I got a box of each just to be safe."

Trust me on that one.

"So, honey, I got a box of each just to be safe."

* facepalm *

Spud fergot to pick some feminine hygiene product on the way home once and tried the line "well, I did get the kind with wings so it's possible they flew out of the grocery bag and away when I wasn't looking".

You know how sometimes women get so angry that they need to take a few seconds to assemble all their outrage afore they start giving you shit?

It was like that.

Got sent back to the store PDQ.

/Dodging various flying household items on the way out the door.

Never tried that one again.

Chicks. No sense of humour!

^_^

Be Well.

Spud fergot to pick some feminine hygiene product on the way home once...

Chicks. No sense of humour!

That might be because she didn't yet know what they were for.

Mother Nature follows her own clock, Spud. You can't rush that shit.

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Jini, you little angel, I hate to play matchmaker but I think we need to hook you up with a guy named "Tosser" who blogs here.

I think you two would have a lot to talk about!

I would either buy everything online or in a big box store until about 2 years ago. When I moved back to my childhood home, the only thing for miles was a couple hardware stores that were attached to ACE or Truvalue. Both independently owned and operated.

It's not worth the gas to drive to Charleston or Florence for a few items, even if they're lower prices. The gas and food costs of the trip would outweigh the benefit of saving 5 bucks.

Guys, this whole buying tampons thing is a loyalty test.

Do not let your lady snag you into this trap. It is only a subtle variation on the 'here, hold my purse while I look at these shoes' trick.

When I'm asked to do either one of these, I just go ahead and break my leg. A hospital visit is a pleasant departure from having to buy tampons.

If you do get trapped and you have to buy them, buy the largest ones you can find, with all the attachments, ointments, wings, pokey-things and motorized attachments you can find. And buy a whole case of them. She will never send you back. Especially when you tell her that you had a nice long conversation with the pretty girl at the check-out about pussy-related products.

'Well, Shelley, at the check-out, says she likes the ultra small tampons because she is not worn out yet. Have you ever noticed that Shelley does that cute little thing with her lovely red hair?' After you get out of the hospital, she will buy her own tampons.

Whenever my wife asks me to hold her purse I fake a seizure.
It brings shopping to and end and I don't get to hold her purse.
Its a win win.

rwd

I fake a seizure.

I have to hand it to you.

The spittle on the shirt front is a nice touch, dude.

#21 | Posted by rightwingdon

LMBO!

rwd - i have to admit that's one of the better ones i've heard - if i want my family to scatter and leave me alone in the store, i'll turn to them and ask, "now, what size DEPENDS was it you needed?"