What a buncha fuckin' broke dicks!

.......time was when a broke prick was a guy with no money.......

The Law of Gross Tonnage applies.

Do not try this if Her Ass is bigger than His Ass.

is this going to be shown on dancing with the stars? wow.

The public has a right to know about dance techniques that might break their junk, Missile. Stories like this are the reason I went to journalism school. I suffered testicular torsion doing the Mashed Potato at my senior prom.

does that mean you have big balls?

How can you take a girl to your parents house to announce your marriage? "Hi Mom and Dad, this is the girl that broke my dick, now we're getting married".

They will surely (rightfully) think you have lost more that a broken pecker.

does that mean you have big balls?

I think he's saying he lost a ball...

"glad this site reports on "real" and "important" news

#5 | Posted by valkyriemissile "

Glad you could take the time and post such witty comments.

now wait just a minute. i am here to tell you that the cause of penis fractures is damn serious news!

This is the reason Baptists frown on premarital sex.

It could lead to dancing.

I've heard it said that the hole will outlast the pole. This is just another example.

I used to dagger in the club all the time. Never had a broken dick.

I used to dagger in the club all the time. Never had a broken dick.

15 | Posted by rastaninja

I'm sure those guys were used to it.

What are the "bones" in a penis called?

Reminds me of a story where during WWII, a dowager was touring a U.S. army hospital in Great Britain to bring comfort to some wounded GIs. She inquired concerning their wounds. One country boy from Oklahoma was embarrassed and said, "Shucks ma'am," as his face reddened, "I can't say to a lady." She replied, "Now, now young man. You can talk to me. I'm a married woman and the mother of three grown sons, so I'm familiar with all things male." He looked aside and said, "Well ma'am," my penis was injured." She gasped, and said, "Oh my dear boy ... any bones broken?"

Now if they had been discussing Jamaican penises, that seemingly would be an appropriate question.

Parenthetically, manufacturers of Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra should go down there to obtain testimonials for their products.

Johnson... damn right you ain't got no bone in you.

What are the "bones" in a penis called?

I call mine the "Avenging Sword of Adam".

Don't know about yours.

Dirty Dancing?

'NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER'!!

........an emergency room maybe, but NEVER a corner.

You're right Tosser, I don't have any "bones" in me. I thought the desire to get "boned" was for the pleasure of women (with the exception of Islamic women who were ritually sexually mutilated) and homosexuals. Do you have "bones" in you, Tosser? Do you crave "bones" in you, Tosser?

Possibly anatomical structures are different in some parts of the world. Speciation is indeed a process.

use it or lose it...no, no, no...
lose it if you use it...no wait that's not it...
if I use it, you can't prove it...nope, nope...
wait I got it...

if you use it you may lose it...

People...know how to use thine own tool!