the occupier of the white house needs to start planting his lips a little better on those who need some arsekissing?

Osama has something in common with Ronald Reagan, they both speak from the next world.

Bin Laden said Obama had ordered Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari to stop people in the Swat Valley from practicing Islamic law.

Bin Laden is dead, this was either some moronic Jihadist wannabe trying to incite more Muslim anger in Bin Laden's name or a western intelligence service attempting to create more fear in the industrialised world.

Be Well.

bin Laden is dead...anyone who takes this shit remotely serious is retarded.

-Bin Laden is dead

Who collected the reward?

Lie.

block Islamic law in the area.

The Islamic legal system put in place for the people of Swat is intact and will not be removed.

In fact the "taliban" we captured will be put on trial using THAT system.

They are going to wish it weren't so. LOL

Who collected the reward?

What does a reward have to do with bin Laden being dead?

Did Michelle stay at home again? You know, as a devote muslim, he would not be allowed to bring his wife into countries that accept Sharia Law.

Especially without a burka.

The Islamic punishment for terrorism is

1. Amputate right hand and left foot.

or

2. Crucify. Let them rot in the sun.

or

3. Exile/jail forever.

New Bin Laden tape blames Obama, threatens revenge

Looks like Cheney is up to his old tricks again huh?

Ever notice how Bin Laden and Cheney always seem to pop in and out of the news simultaneously?

Yeah? Good, now keep thinking.............

The Pathan punishment for killing is:

Give the killer to the family of the victim. They usually take him out in the corn field and shoot him in the head. LOL

Anyway... O'Binbin is probably dead. This is just the CIA playing topi-drama.

What does a reward have to do with bin Laden being dead?

#7 | Posted by IraqiBukkake

There are millions of dollars in rewards out for bin Laden. If someone killed him, that could be collected.

What proof is there that he is dead?

Ever notice how Bin Laden and Cheney always seem to pop in and out of the news simultaneously?

Yup, also noticed that you never see the two of them together in the same place at the same time.

Not saying that means anything fer sure.

Just saying.

Be Well.

There are millions of dollars in rewards out for bin Laden. If someone killed him, that could be collected. [

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I think it was paid out in the stimulus package.

There are millions of dollars in rewards out for bin Laden. If someone killed him, that could be collected.

If someone digs him and his dialysis machine out of a collapsed mountain in Tora Bora, then they would certainly deserve it.

What proof is there that he is dead?

He's a 6 1/2 foot tall man with failing kidneys in a shithole backwater who's last original video was taken at the end of 2001. There are numerous public officials from that area of the world who say he is dead.

What proof is there that he is alive?

I see, so now the "public officials" in that part of the world are reliable sources?

The CIA and other professionals keep saying that these tapes contain his voice, which would be proof that he is alive.

And the US commander on the ground at Tora Bora says he escaped there.

I see, so now the "public officials" in that part of the world are reliable sources?

The CIA....

I see.. so now the CIA is a reliable source? Even after claiming WMD in Iraq? Yellowcake?

Talk about being gullible...

We should all be thankful, I suppose, that Tosser takes time out from the practice of his namesake (and blowing up the tires on the falafel delivery bike) to make asinine comments.

Outside pros have confirmed the CIA's voice analysis tests, but thanks so much for playing.

When did it become fashionable to say "Bin Laden is dead" when there is zero evidence to support that? He might be dead but seems rather ignorant to claim that you know he's dead when we all know you can't possibly know for sure.

The CIA and other professionals keep saying that these tapes contain his voice, which would be proof that he is alive.

No it isn't.

Furthermore, is this the truthtelling CIA that said that they told Pelosi about waterboarding or the lying CIA that said told Pelosi about waterboarding? I'm not sure what they are this week. I guess it depends on the answer you want to hear, eh?

When did it become fashionable to say "Bin Laden is dead" when there is zero evidence to support that? He might be dead but seems rather ignorant to claim that you know he's dead when we all know you can't possibly know for sure.

#19 | Posted by Sully

Moment of Clarity

-No it isn't.

Someone has been watching too many Bond movie reruns.

Outside pros

You mean the ones on the CIA's payroll?

Topi-Drama, that's all it is. LOL

Gullible idiot, you are, Corkscrew.

Someone has been watching too many Bond movie reruns.

I know...what was that Bond movie with the Solar powered dialysis machine in the cave again? I think it was called "You Only Live Twice, Unless You're bin Laden, Then You Live Forever"

English as a second language must tough, eh?

Stick your Fox and Abc and the rest of your media where the sun don't shine.

WMD WMD WMD.

All bullshit.

When the US could drag Saddam out of a hole in the ground, why haven't they got Bin Ladin since 8 years? LOL

I'm not saying he's dead. But I'm not saying he's alive either.

Truth is, nobody knows.

And only a prize idiot would believe the American media (known for lying) and the CIA (of all people). LOL

-I'm not saying he's dead. But I'm not saying he's alive either.

We know. The ability to use a lot of words without saying anything at all is your MO.

His last video was 2004--the weekend before the election wasn't it?

He dyed his beard for that one too--didn't he?

As for this tape and video--To Obama--welcome to Bush's world.

When the US could drag Saddam out of a hole in the ground, why haven't they got Bin Ladin since 8 years? LOL

#26 | Posted by Tosser

We don't have troops in Pakistan.

The ability to use a lot of words without saying anything at all is your MO.

It seems that way to you because I am clearly operating over and above your intellectual capacity.

Don't worry about it. It won't be the last time you feel that way.

We don't have troops in Pakistan.

And who sez he is in Pakistan???

Not a single pic or any other evidence to pin him inside Pak. LOL

- I am clearly operating over and above your intellectual capacity.

Hey, Tosser's a fantasy fan! Maybe he's not so bad after all? Naw......

Hey, Tosser's a fantasy fan! Maybe he's not so bad after all? Naw......

One juvenile comment...

Boys and Gals... we got a crash and burn! LOL

I told you it won't be the last time you'll feel that way.

Didn't know it would be that quick. LOL

but-but-but bho is making a symbolic hajj this week!

hajj

Isn't that the guy from Jonny Quest?

Tosser--we had Saddam because he was in Iraq and we had troops in Iraq.

Our troops took out his nasty murdering sons too.

I don't know where OBL is--but the most likely is in the SWAT valley--just mho.

If he is dead--they would keep it a secret because the ideology can live on longer.

Tosser, in English, "intellectual capacity" and "how many falafels fit up one's ass" are not considered the same thing.

Sorry. I know it's different where you are.

OBL must use a typewriter and have a vocal stand in on these messages. He must because his head is so far up his ass that he can't speak into a microphone.

ff...bin's been dead for years....

more important & old news...

Top Ranking CIA Operatives Admit Al-qaeda Is a Complete Fabrication

by Mr. Charrington on January 7, 2008

BBC's killer documentary called "The Power of Nightmares". Top CIA officials openly admit, Al-qaeda is a total and complete fabrication, never having existed at any time. The Bush administration needed a reason that complied with the Laws so they could go after "the bad guy of their choice" namely laws that had been set in place to protect us from mobs and "criminal organizations" such as the Mafia. They paid Jamal al Fadl, hundreds of thousands of dollars to back the U.S. Government's story of Al-qaeda, a "group" or criminal organization they could "legally" go after. This video documentary is off the hook

See Parts I and II here

FOX NEWS Interview with Ian Blair (LINK):Blair said, "Al Qaeda is not an organization. Al Qaeda is a way of working but this has the hallmark of that approach."

June 3, 2009. We are at war with Eastasia. We've always been at war with Eastasia.

We've always been at war with Eastasia.

Emmanuel Osama Bin Goldstein Laden released another tape?

* prepares for 2 minute HATE *

Be Well.

ff dethie

bin Laden is dead...anyone who takes this shit remotely serious is retarded.

#4 | Posted by IraqiBukkake at 2009-06-03 11:52 AM

See post #1

lol

Hey, Tosser's a fantasy fan! Maybe he's not so bad after all? Naw......

#33 | Posted by Corky at 2009-06-03 01:31 PM | Reply

Corky, you're forgetting that Poseur also hears all the news a year in advance, and then decides to share it with the other 6 billion people on the planet.

also hears all the news a year in advance, and then decides to share it with the other 6 billion people on the planet.

Vermin, the rest of the 6 billion all know what I know.

It's just you stupid Americans who live in an alternate reality who have to be told how things really are.

I swear... I have interacted with many many folk from many many places... and I swear to you again, Americans are one of the most crazy I have ever seen.

I think the drugs they smoke in high-school never really wear off. LOL

But it's not all bad... "crazy" can be good sometimes.

Helps one pass the time better for one. And it also helps me.

If you were all Japanese, for example... I would be bored to death talking logically with you lot.

But no... you give me a chance to have mega-pillow-fights.

More antiamerican vile ravings from the Turd of Puke-istan, the Asshole of the World body.

More antiamerican vile ravings

Anti-Americanism is the in thing, don't you know Amreekan? LOL

Puke-istan, the Asshole of the World body.

Amreeka... China's Bitch. LOL

I don't know what Amreekans imagine themselves to be when they can't fight their way out of a paper bag.

They were getting Bin Ladin and suddenly.. detour... went to war with Iraq. Bin Ladin scared them shitless, that's way.

Bin Ladin said he would destroy the US economy... and he has kept his promise.

Wow. The dead/undead guy is still winning. LOL

Since you have become China's Bitch and Bin Ladin's spittoon, I don't think you have to be afraid of any new Bin Ladin tape. You are playing his game anyway.

All the guy had to do was take down two of the fugliest buildings in New York... and look at you now. Wall St.... money gone... GM gone... trillions in debt... LOL

Man... fire your useless Generals and give Bin Ladin a job.

His American name was Tim Osmond, anyway. (when he worked for the CIA... which he probably still does)

This is the reality, mate.

Your shitty Amreeka is made of tissue paper... even your planes couldn't get off the ground to intercept on 9-11. The rest is all imagination.

I don't agree or like that Arab.. Bin Ladin... but he did show us what the real deal is about you. LOL

All bark. No bite.

Or bite the wrong guy... Iraq.

Go bite Fiji next. Or there is always Bangladesh...hahahahahahaha

Are these anti-American ravings vile enough for you Crate-Amreekan? LOL

I call it reality check.

China's bitch...

Speaking of which, there was another bitch like you in WW2....Tokyo Rose.

Speaking of which, there was another bitch like you in WW2....Tokyo Rose.

Are you so old you remember Tokyo Rose?

Stop living in the past old man. The world has bitten off one of your balls... do something before it gets the other one too and your voice goes several octaves higher.

Khasee-Amreeka... LOL (castrated Amreeka)

Song (idle eyes) by Tokyo Rose.

Puke-istan....since 1956? Whoopee....India's landfill trash dump?

Puke-istan....since 1956? Whoopee....India's landfill trash dump?

How so? (this ought to be good, trying to get an Amreekan ignoramus to take a history test)

Pakistan .. whatever it is... has taken your money and not delivered the goods.

In our culture, that is the ultimate sign of disrespect.

That is what we think of you. LOL. The laughing stock of the world... "we want Bin Ladin, dead or alive!" hahahahahahahaha

Where is he, mate?

What good is all your military "power" which you so proudly use to kill people who can't fight back?

You lost Iraq. You are losing Afghanistan, it is clear to everyone. You can't get Bin Ladin.

And while all this was happening, you lost your economy and your car industry.

Can you believe it? America doesn't make cars any more... LOL

Drive a Chinese car like I do, mate.

Great fuel savings.

Tokyo Rose (WW2 antamerican bitch) Tosser....

"With the adoption of its constitution in 1956, Pakistan became an Islamic republic.
It has the second largest Muslim population in the world."

Congrats. You have OBL and BHO in common.

"With the adoption of its constitution in 1956, Pakistan became an Islamic republic.
It has the second largest Muslim population in the world."

Yes... and we lost the Queen as the Constitutional head of the Republic.... something Canada and Australia are yet to do. LOL

It's something to be proud of.

You have OBL and BHO in common.

Aha!

Crate-Amreekan thinks Obama and Osama are the same guy.. or might as well be the same guy. LOL

I think THAT would make you unpopular with the lefty liberals here, yeah?

So, genius... according to a rightwinger like yourself, it's back to "Obama is a stealth Muslim", yeah?

How about "gay Mafia hitman"?

... unpopular with the lefty liberals

I certainly hope so....

Help help... there is a Muslim on my TV!

And there's another one under me bed!!!

... unpopular with the lefty liberals

I certainly hope so....

Why? Aren't the leftys American too?

Don't they have a right to their opinion?

Who are YOU to say they are wrong?

I think the Righty-rights assume too much.

Get this trough your head.... YOU LOST! Shut up already.

LOL

Does BHO have you on his current Muslim Reunion Tour?

So Crate-Amreekan... do you believe that America is a free country?

Obviously not since you think Leftys are traitors.

Does BHO have you on his current Muslim Reunion Tour?

I don't think so... he is sucking Arab cock only.

You don't like BHO, do you?

I used to like HBO but that was before I discovered torrents.

Anyway... you didn't answer... what have you against Obama?

You don't like his "Muslim Roots" (whatever the fuck THAT means)?

That's it?

You tell me. BHO tried his best to his to downplay his muslim family connections while campaigning.....now it is "convenient". You're right about laughingstock - him, not USA. Naive.

You're right about laughingstock - him, not USA.

But he is your President and you should accept him as such.

Or don't you believe in democracy? LOL

Seriously though.. did his "muslim" father marry his mother when Barry was conceived? Or is Barry technically a bastard?

What "muslim roots" can a bastard have?

So don't worry about it.

Either you are a Muslim.. or you are not.

Your family doesn't count in God's eyes. And this guy is most likely a bastard anyway. Sure was abandoned like one.

Genetic? Roots aren't the issue....hipocrisy is...

NOBODY takes your BHO seriously... except for maybe a few dumb Arabs.

Like I said.. don't worry about it. There is nothing more pathetic than a Kaffir speaking about his "Muslim roots". LOL

Most certainly Barry Suerto is and always has been a muslim.

Luckily, Muslims are gutter rats that worship a pedophile.

BHOs tour....however well-intentioned...."step into my parlour, said the spider to the fly...."

Most certainly Barry Suerto is and always has been a muslim.

Luckily, Muslims are gutter rats that worship a pedophile.

And he is your President ban-boy.

Watch how he sells you down the river. LOL

Up shit creek without a paddle... the work of barry the stealth muslim.

Like I said... the drugs you took are gonna be in your system for a long long time.

I'm ban-man to you son.....

I'm the steel wall you have no chance of passing...

boy

Most certainly Barry Suerto is and always has been a muslim.

Suerto? What does this mean othe than Spanish for "luck"

I enjoy being on the deadly end of the sick fuck,....

Neck in one hand, tears in the other....

I don't have a clue what you are trying to say Ban-boy.

I don't think I hit you THAT hard?

Why do I get the impression that Tosser is trying to break the record for percent of posts on a 100+ post thread?

Why do I get the impression

Because when you look the clouds you see bunny wabbits.

If he is dead--they would keep it a secret because the ideology can live on longer.

#38 | Posted by MURPHY

especially since it's Americans keeping the ideology going...

Abu Zubaydah, alleged 'Al Qaeda' mastermind, is a CIA veteran

"Because when you look the clouds you see bunny wabbits."

Ah, so _that's_ what you are. Explains many things.

"Bin Laden blames Obama"

That tape sounds like something Dick Cheney would say.

In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if Cheney was the one writing bin Laden's script.

That old psychopathic fart just can't seem to let it go.