Too bad he killed himself so soon, Obama wanted to release him on the streets of America and he would have become the new hero of the left.

I'm glad Obama closed this place, otherwise these mutts would be committing suicide.

He killed himself? What? No virgins?

~The beatings will continue until morale improves.

What is the story here? If I had to make a decision between 72 virgins and living in a cage, I'd ask for some rope and to be taken to the nearest tree.

Why does Obama hate Muslims?

Suicide's no good unless you kill some infidels; No virgins.
Just an eternity on my crew.

~The beatings will continue until morale improves.

#1 | Posted by fwthom at 2009-06-03 08:42 AM | Flag: Poor Timing, Old Material, No Punchline, Geritol Candidate

1. There is no mention of "72 virgins" in the Koran. It's some bullshit created by American media to make terriers look stupid.

2. People who commit suicide go to Hell.

1. There is no mention of "72 virgins" in the Koran. It's some bullshit created by American media to make terriers look stupid.
#8 | Posted by Tosser

But it's not "some bullshit created by American media."

Correction... It's some old bullshit discovered by American media and turned into new bullshit.

Whatever... but I do think according to Jewish and Christian beliefs, people who commit suicide go to Hell?

my cruel of god to incorporate suicide in his plan

How many virgins are there is a church choir?

my cruel of god to incorporate suicide in his plan

Well Tooth-hurts... what is the difference between killing someone else and killing yourself?

None. You took a life. Then you rot in Hell. LOL

How many virgins are there is a church choir?

None?

my cruel of god to incorporate suicide in his plan

Well Tooth-hurts... what is the difference between killing someone else and killing yourself?

None. You took a life. Then you rot in Hell. LOL

#14 | Posted by Tosser

just pointing out how cruel it is of god to create a plan for us all that incorporates the burning in hell for all eternity for killing or suicide that's all.

the burning in hell for all eternity for killing or suicide that's all.

That's only Christian nonsense.

Nobody is going to burn in Hell "for all eternity". Not even Chengis Khan.

At least you hope so....

Well, there might be a few people who would rot in Hell for a very very long time... maybe a few dozen plus Cheney and Chimp ... Gawd knows.

I'm sure I'm not one of them. LOL

Maybe we should pass out nooses to all the detainees. Problem solved.

Pussy. The russkies kept political prisoners in the gulag longer than that.
If you can't do the time, don't let your neighbor sell you for the crime.

It's tragic, but not unexpected, that so many rigid righties derive such amusement from the death of one we kidnaped, held without charge and tortured for seven years. He's not in hell because there is no hell, other than the hell we continue to operate illegally in Cuba. But the suicide should give people who think occasionally some new fodder. herm

It's tragic, but not unexpected, that so many rigid righties derive such amusement from the death of one we kidnaped, held without charge and tortured for seven years...herm

It would have been better if he was aborted

It would have been better if he was aborted

Are you joking? Innocent until proven guilty and this guy wasn't even charged.

Are you joking? Innocent until proven guilty and this guy wasn't even charged.

It is I who is joking this time, Kanrei. I'm pushing herm's pro-abortion buttons.

See, it is hard to tell here. We need manditory =) and =P behind jokes I am starting to think.

#26

I used to use *grin* (I absolutly despise emoticons), but people bitched about it too much.

Gee, thats too bad.

Wow this is so unusual it defies the astronomical odds against the possibility that an incarcerated individual would even contemplate suicide

Al-Hanashi just proves that Luxurious Club Gitmo is a self-correcting problem .... given enough time.

"It would have been better if he was aborted." You said this, goatie, to push my "pro-abortion" buttons.

In the first place, goat, you KNOW that there are no pro-abortion people, only those of us to defend women's rights to choose. But more in context, you SHOULD know that this privilege is denied women in Islamic lands.

Those who suggest that Hitler pushed abortions need ever to be reminded that for blonde, blue-eyed Germanic ladies carrying fetuses for The Reich, abortion was a death penalty offense. herm

hermaphrodite supports a women's right to choose, as long as she doesn't choose to have too many kids.

Go away you shriveled up old coward.

But more in context, you SHOULD know that this privilege is denied women in Islamic lands.

YOU should know abortion is allowed during the first trimester in "islamic lands" and for emergencies where the life of the mother is under threat.

"YOU should know abortion is allowed during the first trimester in 'islamic lands'..."

Some, not all.

Some, not all.

I am not including places like Iran and Saudi.

We all know where they stand on most things.

"hermaphrodite supports a women's right to choose, as long as she doesn't choose to have too many kids."

The pretend paratrooper is about as right (ultra-right?) as he's been in the time I've been reading his idiotic fascist rants. I hope she does not choose to have too many kids.

"Go away you shriveled up old coward."

And that doesn't exactly overwhelm me with facts or logic to the contrary. herm

I am not including places like Iran and Saudi.

We all know where they stand on most things.

#35 | Posted by Tosser

It is also still illegal in Indonesia, although there are some attempts at reforming the law there.

It is also still illegal in Indonesia

Really? Anyway, it's not something against Islam, though it is something that should be done as little as possible.

Good. We should execute the rest of them for being combatants out of uniform.

I'm all awash in shame and guilt over this. Who's gonna win the World Series this year?

It's tragic, but not unexpected, that so many rigid righties derive such amusement from the death of one we kidnaped, held without charge and tortured for seven years. He's not in hell because there is no hell, other than the hell we continue to operate illegally in Cuba. But the suicide should give people who think occasionally some new fodder. herm

#22 | Posted by herm

Jesus Christ, herm, you are such a rabid leftist. You don't have the slightest idea if the guy was just an innocent bystander. In fact, the majority of people in Gitmo do not have sketchy details on why they are there. And what is this shit about torturing him for 7 years? Again, you have no idea of the circumstances. It's people like you who blame America first who are the sickest.

Good. We should execute the rest of them for being combatants out of uniform.

Ah, more compassionate conservatism from the lawless right.

Why should someone from Iraq or Afghanistan who killed an occupying invader be killed instead of getting a Medal of Freedom?

Face it, they got more right to shoot Americans than vice versa.

That is, assuming he even was an "enemy combatent" and not just some hapless schlub who got rounded up and sold to American forces.

Be Well.

Great news!

Only 249 to go.

When he was captured he had been fighting with the talies against the northern allience...

Not sure why they even held onto the guy but they found four hundred american in a wallet belonging to a taliban commander on him....

Along with the commanders last will and test....

If he was such a nobody why did he have the commanders wallet on him....

The guy seemed to know the right people so I guess we hung onto him...

He was on a hunger strike for quite some time...

There is a bio on him already on wacopedia

The guy starved himself to death... That is sad.... I dont know why it is taking so long to try these people.... We need to get moving...

Too bad, he had so much to live for...well at least we didn't have waste a perfectly good bullet. Now all of you bed wetting liberals only have 249 to worry about integrating into the US court system. What a joke.

Rome is burning, wake up people.

Repent, Masturmind? herm

He'd just received a love letter and a picture of 6'9" "Catdaddy" from maximum security at Leavenworth, hoping he could be his special friend once he's relocated there. Catdaddy promised to, well, treat him like a high class bitch, and for him to bring many of his cute little Muslim friends.....

Couldn't bear the thought of leaving Club Gitmo.....

I am not including places like Iran and Saudi.

We all know where they stand on most things.

#35 | Posted by Tosser

Yeah, pretty much the same as conservatives anywhere.