Wow, all I can say is Fuckin WOW.

Just some more bullshit is all OldWhiskeySour. I am betting it's either Rex or Jackass. It's typical of their ilk.

Larry

I agree....... WOW...

I am betting it's either Rex or Jackass.

Somehow I doubt that. It looks like the creator of that entry savaged Rex pretty badly. Jackass is mentioned in connection to Rex by initials as "five faggots" in a section called "PWZers" that really rips them a new one.

Larry... did you even bother to read the whole page you linked to?

Good job!

Still laughing.

I'm surprised Larry doesn't like it since it is mainly swipes at his right wing nemeses.

Larry... did you even bother to read the whole page you linked to?

Larry didn't look at it at all. Quite typical in spades if you ask me a bunch of poppycock. You dig?

Hey Moomanfla This ain't My thread. Some fucktard is fucking with Me as usual

Good job!

Still laughing.

Oh, you are just happy that they gave you a bigger section than they did on any other poster.

My guess would be that Montecore is the author of the page.

Hey Moomanfla This ain't My thread. Some fucktard is fucking with Me as usual

Indeed. I didn't notice the spoofing. Apologies.

I still think it is Montecore though.

My guess would be that Montecore is the author of the page.

Montecore's not that clever. I'm pretty sure it is ozarkaggie

Hey Moomanfla This ain't My thread. Some fucktard is fucking with Me as usual

Larry, if you click on the link you'll see it's not about you. Typical if you ask me

"Larry, if you click on the link you'll see it's not about you. "

But the thread is posted by a bastardization of Larry's name, as if someone had posted it as Goatmaan or Goatmann.

You all are dumb. This was created by Ozark Aggie.

Larry before you accuse me again make sure you have proof.

BTW - Stirinthepud has a smaller dick then I do!

Pretty funny stuff. I think Moneywar's quote sums up the intelligence and insight one can expect from the DR. LOL

This was created by Ozark Aggie.

I can see his trademark ALL over the place. What other on eyed wonder would have the time to create such a wonder?

Nsh... to many obsessive references to you.

Consider,

1) When the post excerpts are included you have a longer profile on there than any other single highlighted poster. (PWZers is longer, but references the people from the site in general not just Rex)

2) There was actually a several custom graphics made just for you on there. a) The Goatman Retort, b) the Goatman/Carmen Miranda look-alike, c) Goat Graph

3) Out of the 7 videos, 2 of them reference goats.

4) Out of the 23 reference links at that bottom, a full 7 mention you by name.

The obsession involved is fairly obvious. However, you may have a point about the cleverness factor...

By golly gee Mister Larry mark my words I have nutthing to do with this here cow manure I was watching the sweat drip off that female softball player's firm tanned udder so help me G-d.

Sorry Larry but really I didn't but look at it this way imitation is the sincerest form of flattery there is. Seriously I swear on William F. Buckley's gave I had nothing to do with it.

That is funny as hell my only complaint is I didn't get dissed what am I chopped liver?

Btw Beachbuzz, Johnson is actually Horace.

Btw Beachbuzz, Johnson is actually Horace.

Get the fuck out of here! Really? OMFG!

Rasta,

You want to slip your johnson to Horace on the beach while buzzed?

I am sure he will be flattered at your expression of affection.

Laterz I have better things I could be doing than putting up with this poppycock.

You all are dumb. This was created by Ozark Aggie.

rasta's right.

Get the fuck out of here! Really? OMFG!

#21 | Posted by Beachbuzz

Yeah he is. I never thought about it until I started reading his drivel. I then started realizing it was full of latin phrases which lawyers learn in law school. I then thought it was a possibility. I investigated and sure enough it is Horace. Good luck getting him to admit it though.

Moonman I'm going to see the braves sat night. Some co-workers are taking me out before I move.

Rasta - you serious?

I can see the resemblence...

) There was actually a several custom graphics made just for you on there. a) The Goatman Retort, b) the Goatman/Carmen Miranda look-alike, c) Goat Graph

He didn't make those. Other people did and he saved them. In fact, one of them was what tipped me to who it was. Long story.

Wow. Saw this thread earlier, but I just now clicked on the link. Quite detailed. Quite a bit of time put into it, and done by someone who has kept quite a few files archived.

Also appears Goatman took the brunt, although other posters' names were thrown in. Maybe the other posters' names were just thrown in there to throw people off the trail from zeroing in on someone who had it out for Goatman?

Goatman is a big meanie and makes Furryhole cry.

DR "historian" Hansel asked Goatman to stop the flaming, but he didn't.

An attempt to educate Goatman.

Clever on the author's part -- making this article seem both anti-right wing and anti-left wing. He picked on a mixture of posters on here -- Dethspud, Tosser, BuffaloBob, Rex, Goatman -- perhaps so no one could figure out just which political side the author of this article belonged to?

This wasn't written by Rex, nor MonteCore, and although cleverly written, it was not done by OzarkAggie.

This article was done quite professionally.

The culprit in my opinion? I believe Hans has come back and paid us a visit.

If I'm in error, I will apologize.

But this one particular sentence in the article -- "DR "historian" Hansel asked Goatman to stop the flaming, but he didn't." is sort of what did it for me. Not only did Hans put up that thread, but Hans also made mention of that same particular line as part of the final 6 minutes of Goatman bashing commentary Hans did in the final airing of the "DR Drudge Retort Report" radio show.

Beach dead serious. Check the stars and bars blog. It has how I did it.

Nice detective werk for a secruity guard! hehehehe

Cali Hans and Ozark ran a site together called 49 reasons. Hans very may have assisted Ozark but it was most certainly Ozarks site design.

believe Hans has come back and paid us a visit.

Hans isn't nearly clever enough. Trust me, cc. It was oz. His mark is all over it.

Goat

Hans isn't nearly clever enough. Trust me, cc. It was oz. His mark is all over it.

Hans certainly is clever enough. Hans also uses a lot of links thoughout his posts. Besides, why would Oz want to single you out for bashing? Sure, a few of Oz's terms were used -- like "Zitgrease" for Rex -- but that still doesn't mean OzarkAggie was the author. Lots of people know that's Oz' nickname for Rex.

Well, maybe I'm mistaken. In that case -- Hans, if you're out there in cyberspace, I apologize for thinking it was you.

Nice detective werk for a secruity guard! hehehehe

#31 | Posted by Beachbuzz

I always dreamed of being a security guard. I somehow got sidetracked and studied engineering instead. Damn how foolish of me.

Besides, why would Oz want to single you out for bashing>

Did he? I don't see it as a bashing. I see it as a roast. Or if I'm wrong and it is a bashing, maybe he harbors a secret hatred -- who knows?

Hans is a one trick pony and this isn't his trick. Rasta is right: Hans may have helped, but it is oz's hand

Btw Beachbuzz, Johnson is actually Horace.

For some reason, I always thought Johnson was a gay black man.

Where did I get that idea? Wasn't there a gay black dude on the DR at one time? Chris, help me out.

Nice sidetrack rasta...wrecks always said you were a security guard. Guess I'm out of the loop.

I was thinking Nulli. He's been way too quiet lately.

Did he? I don't see it as a bashing. I see it as a roast

- Goatman

Perhaps you're right -- it's more of a roast as opposed to a bash. I'll have to read through it again.

Wasn't there a gay black dude on the DR at one time? Chris, help me out.

#37 | Posted by Beachbuzz

tony roma??

Horace was a white guy. I spoke to him once on the phone. He worked as university professor and as an attorney.

That was hilarious!

G-man--loved the fruit hat!

And the ad for Keith's shirts--isn't it?--Oh--sorry he does the knives.

Very funny--it was a roast.

Later gaters..

Horace was a white guy. I spoke to him once on the phone. He worked as university professor and as an attorney.

#41 | Posted by rastaninja at 2009-06-03 01:07 AM | Reply

I know who Horace was/is...spoke with him several times.

Where did I get that idea? Wasn't there a gay black dude on the DR at one time? Chris, help me out.

I don't recall any gay Black guy on DR before but that's not to say there wasn't one at one time.

The only Black guys I know on DR who post on here now are TonyRoma, Boaz, LetUsPrey,
Sarge(?), and can't think of some of the others right off hand. But none of those guys are gay!

That was hilarious! Definitely roast material.

I have to admit that after reading the whole thing and studying all the pictures one phrase stuck in my mind almost as much as Tadowe's 2-4%=1%. Like something up the coast from Hearst Castle. Like a phrase that will forever live in imfamy and be burnt into my brain:

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Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea Tac Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea Tac

.....it's the new Rosebud!

Whoever did this article with all the links, photos, etc. put a lot of work into it, that's for sure.

Whoever did this article with all the links, photos, etc. put a lot of work into it, that's for sure.

#47 | Posted by CalifChris

Funny you've been flying under the radar lately Chris coincidence or ? You've gotta admit you're ripe for a caricaturing but you're never mentioned.

Fess up!

Which one of you fags actually edited an ED page about the Retort?

Kudos.

FRANK COTTON

I thought we were rid of him after I paid that embalmer to shove him up the ass of a stiff and bury the prick.

But thanks for kudos - if that's what they were. I don't have time for putting that together.

Hans ragging on lARrY? Hmmm

It does seem a collaborative effort. Sort of like The Drudge Retort Report. Does anyone remember the Secret Diary of Rogers Cadenhead?

I did own a domain BestOfDrudge but I didn't have time for that either.

I did buy PoliticalWarZone.COM and set a frame so I could pull this site in to it (couldn't tell the difference and you could log in and post) and laughed for a week while zitgrease raged and naturally accused rCade of revenge.

But no, this isn't my stuff.

I did buy PoliticalWarZone.COM

ahhhHAH! in my best George CantStandya voice...

Still up for grabs.

Does Larry have any allies left after Lisa left?

Still up for grabs.

I left it go after the first year. Rasta was the one who suggested they buy it, and I couldn't resist. Cheaper than a comedy club.

Does Larry have any allies left after Lisa left?

Allies? I dunno maybe but I think he has a lot of friends here and I consider myself one of them

my victory over you will be all the sweeter then.

Rasta was the one who suggested they buy it, and I couldn't resist.

You are a funny fucker Ozark....kudos.

I had it until April 2009.

Does Larry have any allies left after Lisa left

I don't know. He is acting like a crazy man defending the robbers that tried to rob the pharmicist and got killed! What the hell?

How actually do you defend robbers? They robbed somebody or at least tried to and one died. Too bad, should have chosen another line of work. Anyways though I have been dying to know what Larry does for work? Any clues?

Looks like Ozark Anal Queen took a break from picking lice off his pubes and watching underage internet porn, to create a new web page.....

How special, even more so considering he only has one weepy 100 proof eye to peer out of....

Does Larry have any allies left after Lisa left

I like Larry . . . most of the time.

But he does have a tendacy to go off the deep end when you disagree with him.

I think Lisa, the Drudge-Mommy, tried to fix him but it didn't work.

Come on Rex...keep your eye on the topic at hand. Don't be lazy and vear off target. Focus!

I always thought Twatpac was another one of Anal Queefs many persona's.

He must be the persona that people file restraining orders on.....

What's the topic at hand?

metaphor

Larry...........I thought you ran the Drudge Retort tell I got kicked off last summer then had to get on my knees to get back in. But that wasnt you. If this site plays a part in your life its a pretty sad life you have but then most of us who have been on here in the past year have seen you making comments and critisizims of everyone and everything. Sad lot you have there Larry.....

LOL Rex

Oz would never say "I like Larry."

Keep guessing.

Ah, gotcha......

I'm watching Taken right now...pretty boring.

BTW, I think LaRi works as a dog groomer, but don't hold me too it.

I could care less who you are Twitpink, you're just another nobody.

BTW, I think LaRi works as a dog groomer, but don't hold me too it.

He might, if he likes how you hold the tail...

Barowwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!

Taken kicks ass Rex. Liam effs up a ton of dudes in that movie. got a copy of the soloist today.

What ever happened to the Hans and Brio (Franz) radio network?

They said nobody called in so they gave it up.

After having me on, there was nowhere to go.....

Taken is pretty goood, but the whole beginning was contrived beyond belief.

Rex called in, once. Best show they ever had!

I think rodgers had a spat with them.

Okay, ego boy and security mofo....I'm out of here.

later,,,

Hehehehehe, where is your sense of humor Stirly?

Later man....

I saw this the other day. You've made the big time when you are roasted on Encyclopedia Dramatica. My compliments to the chef.

Retardedly funny

"Only people speaking the language of known conflict have now become the entire housing military."

it had to be moneywar - who else would brag about such a statement?

LMAO!

Raystradamus

lmafao!

Besides the obvious, that someone has WAY too much frakking time on their hands, that was pretty funny!

Can't tell who did it. Creative enough to be Doc, but I don't know if he's geek enough.

I'm going to guess that it was done by Roger's wife, who probably sees us as the bunch of freaks we are.

Nice collection of slander you got there. Hope no one spoken of is offended because there are laws against this sort of abuse.

Nice collection of slander you got there. Hope no one spoken of is offended because there are laws against this sort of abuse.

I am not so sure someone would have a claim if their screen name was being used - interesting law school exam question though.

How is it possible to have a section on Ray, and not refer to him as GayRay?

#82 | Posted by kanrei

if that were true, then the nooner would be loaded with lawsuit seekers. the attorney for the state would have to prove we all aren't into a little s&m.

case closed.

and not refer to him as GayRay?

It's RayGay - sounds like the music.

He doesn't have enough hair left for dreadlocks but he's big on gold chains.

interesting law school exam question though.

Parody is pretty well accepted as a protected genre.

I should also add that whomever is responsible did a fine job. Very creative and amusing.

A Frank2.5 section needs to be added, but I can see why anyone in the right frame of mind would avoid subjecting themself to reading any of his atrocious jokes.

I don''t know, Chair. You and I were MIA. Perhaps we aren't making big enough asses of ourselves here, ya think?

Corky,
We are well respected members of this online community. Our opinions and positions on the issues are rock solid and not even debatable. The creator of the site obviously holds us in high regard.
Besides, we never say anything controversial and we don't engage in childish flame wars.

we don't engage in childish flame wars.

No, our flame wars are rated NC-17 for certain.

You may have a point, there Chair. Or not.

...manypaths was on restriction a few weeks ago...

Chair. You and I were MIA. -- #88 | Posted by Corky

You were my second guess, Corky. The links and sense of humor are about right, and Chair's omission fits.

it has manypaths written all over it - syntax. has he even weighed in on this yet?

ahhhhh, the silence is deafening.

Ha, Phoenix.

I've neither the time nor the talent. I can only post here between calls at my office.

It was awfully well done, though. Hans is still a possibility, no? I mean, he has ALL the files!

Shit, I started reading the thing and was hoping for at least an Asshole Honorable Mention.

#2 | Posted by LarryMohr

it couldn't be rasta - he's far too polite.

polite. yeah.

Whoever wrote this is a genius. All the links and captions in the right margin are hilarious. I can't say who I think did it because I have never seen anyone on this site who knows all that internet dork language.

But no, this isn't my stuff.

#49 | Posted by OzarkAggie at 2009-06-03 02:26 AM

Like I said last night in my post #29, Hans put this together.

Lots of fingerprints.

"Like I said last night in my post #29, Hans put this together."

Yep. It's pretty obvious.

not hans.

Like I said last night in my post #29, Hans put this together.

Nope. Hans wouldn't diss deth. He always had his nose up his ass smooching away.

It was oz. It reads just like his secret cadenhead chronicles (or whatever he called it -- I forget)

For me, the DR is a HUGE time-waster! I spend way more time here than I should and that's on me.

This site has enough quality-individuals that good discourse is just around the corner. This site benefits tremendously from the fact that RCade does NOT censor conservative viewoints - this is about as honest a place on the net that you will find when it comes to serious debate.

Going further, RCade has a 'back-page' where dicks like me can create their own blogs and generate discourse....I am VERY curious as to which userblog thread created the most traffic. I remember Rex's Gooner threads routinely generating 200+ comments - I'd be willing to bet that this site has had a user-blog that generated 800+ posts!

I feel the need to punch myself in a sensitive area for my next comment - but I will make it anyways...It says a lot about lefties that RCade is SO willing to welcome the likes of Chair, Mao, Johnson, etc on his liberal blog.

Nope. Hans wouldn't diss deth. He always had his nose up his ass smooching away.

It was oz. It reads just like his secret cadenhead chronicles (or whatever he called it -- I forget)

102 | Posted by goatman at 2009-06-

OzarkAggie flat out denied it was him.

Go re-read my #29.

What better diversionary tactic for the author to use than to throw out a couple of deflections (like naming one or two of his friends in the article like Dethspud) just to throw people off the trail.

The article was cleverly done and kind of funny, but I just don't care for articles/threads/stalkers used to ridicule others on here. It did pick on some of the most well-known and popular posters -- Goatman, BuffaloBob, JeffnDenmark, Tosser, and a few others. Maybe a jealousy thing on the part of the author? Who knows.

You all can call it a "roast" but I just don't like specificially singling out certain people on here for ridicule. And that includes constantly making fun of MoneyWar's comment about "housing the military complex" (or whatever it was he said).

If someone sets up a thread about themselves -- then it's okay to have a free for all. But all too often ridicule portrayed as "just being humorous" is really nothing more than a thinly-veiled attempt to hurt another. (Then again maybe I'm too much of a wuss and just see it differently.)

chris - moneywar's comment has gone down in history and will be cited often. it's priceless.

p.s. i secretly covet that comment and wish i'd made it. BWAH!

-It says a lot about lefties that RCade is SO willing to welcome the likes of Chair, Mao, Johnson, etc on his liberal blog.

That famous Lib tolerance.

If Oz had done that entry, I would have been lambasted as much (or more) than the others. So I think he is telling the truth about not doing it.

OzarkAggie flat out denied it was him.

Of course he did. *grin*

I find it curious that although oz is not the shit stirrer I am, he is enough of one you'd think his name would have gotten mentioned at least once in a link as many of the "non-featured" posters were. Nary a word about him. I would have expected the author to pen at least one line about oz's bashing of the PWZ and Rex. But it's not there whereas similiar references are made.

And no, I don't think deth's entry is a red herring. Oz doesn't like deth, and whoever wrote it definitely doesn't like him.

Yes, I see it as a roast. If not and it was written in as mean spiritedness, BFD. I've never been one to be troubled by what people call me. I'm secure enough in who I am and what I do that I really don't give a fuck what anyone says.

I think it's hilarious and well done and I hope to see more. If it bothers anyone, they are too thin skinned and need to examine themselves to see why it really bothers them.

...that includes constantly making fun of MoneyWar's comment about "housing the military complex" -- #104 | Posted by CalifChris

I was so grateful for that. There were 2 or 3 similar posts in that thread. Was having flashbacks to a post-concussive episode, and wondering if I should head for the nearest ER.

chris - moneywar's comment has gone down in history and will be cited often. it's priceless.

#105 | Posted by nanc

It just goes to show what happens when you mix a half bottle of Guggenheimer wiskey with the Internet.

Nary a word about [Oz]. -- #108 | Posted by goatman

There are other notable omissions, though. Chair is the most obvious, but I would have expected Vernon, Nanc/Murphy and even American Unity to get more play than Ray.

phoenix - i am not murphy. she's far nicer than the nancster, imho.

Yes, I see it as a roast. If not and it was written in as mean spiritedness, BFD. I've never been one to be troubled by what people call me. I'm secure enough in who I am and what I do that I really don't give a fuck what anyone says.

#108 | Posted by goatman at 2009-06-03 01:23 PM | Reply | Flag: Needs to give himself a BIG HUG!

Christ, your so fucking full of yourself.

Nanc -- I know you're not the same person. I'm embarrassed to admit, though, that I have trouble keeping you straight. Will try to remember that you're the mean one. ;-)

Christ, your so fucking full of yourself.

So you think I wrote it? Wrong again, itsy.

#114 | Posted by Phoenix

thank you. it will mean alot to murphy.

it will mean alot to murphy. -- #116 | Posted by nanc

LOL

HAY GUYZ!

OP here.

Yes, there are a number of omissions -- I know Chairborne has some funny stuff, for instance -- but researching these posts and finding the originals is the most time-consuming part. I know I wanted to include stuff I could vaguely remember but couldn't source.

If you liked it enough and want to see MOAR, post some links to threads, eh?

Waiting on you ;-)

That was just hysterical from top to bottom.

OP who?

Griffith?

Hey Hagb,

hows the baby girl?

#121

Awesome, thanks. Starting to get a taste for freedom and wails if I try to put her in her stroller after letting her run around outside for a while. I know how she feels.

"Whoever did this article with all the links, photos, etc. put a lot of work into it, that's for sure.

#47 | Posted by CalifChris"

Funny you've been flying under the radar lately Chris coincidence or ? You've gotta admit you're ripe for a caricaturing but you're never mentioned.

Fess up!

#47 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-06-03 01:47 AM

So you think I wrote it? Wrong again, itsy.

#115 | Posted by goatman at 2009-06-03 02:05 PM

I didn't say that you wrote it.

Like I said. So full of yourself!

HAY GUYZ!

OP here.

#118 | Posted by olly

olly? Oliver Hardy? Oliver Stone? Oliver North?
Rogers Oliver Cadenhead?

Like I said. So full of yourself!

You'd better clear that with montetroll. THough this is part of your fantasy, it might not be part of his. He's been trolling me longer than you, so he has seniority.

Personally, I don't see how the fact that I don't let name calling get to me indicates I am full of myself as you claim, but if it fulfills your little fantasy, I'll agree to it so you can prop up your frail self-esteem, furryhole.

Like I said, though, clear it through montetroll first. Being the senior troll, his fantasies override yours LOL

Yea, it had to be Cadensnark and his boy sidekick, Johnny B.

Pretty funny stuff, but a few corrections;

1. I wear a mask like Slipknot, not face paint like Mushroomhead ....

2. It's not a God complex, when you literally are a God......

That was stellar! Kudos and many thanks for the chuckle.

I wonder what the reaction of an outsider would be in reading that entry. Kind of WTF??!?!?!

Cheers to all the fucktards, pant-pissers, antennae wielding ninjas, anti-religious freaks, bible thumping fundies and party hacks that make this place as entertaining and (at times) thought provoking as it is.

My hat is off to you 'visitor'.

That's some pretty funny shit right there. One suggestion: a girlfriend. You have WAY too much time on your hands, but I do appreciate the effort that you put into this.

Very well done!!!!

Nanc -- I know you're not the same person. I'm embarrassed to admit, though, that I have trouble keeping you straight. Will try to remember that you're the mean one. ;-)

#114 | Posted by Phoenix

They each have their own distinct smell.

Fucking hilarious. No mention of 101 is surprising, though. Maybe he did it?

The best part of this thread is where Goatman tries to make people (and himself) believe that he was not getting ripped, that somehow that was a roast by someone who actually likes him. What a joke.

Goatman

Rare photo of Goatfuck cutting loose in Nuevo Laredo.
Graphic representation of Goadedman's epic rage thread.
Zatoichi's brilliant plan to upstage Goatflop backfires.HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S

THE GOATMAN RETORT
THE GOATMAN RETORT
THE GOATMAN RETORT
THE GOATMAN RETORT
THE GOATMAN RETORT
THE GOATMAN RETORT
THE GOATMAN RETORT

Many a DRtard has butted heads with "the world's smartest oil rig worker", and chances are good that the Old Southern White Gentleman is winning an e-argument against someone, somewhere, at this very moment. Goatstain has more online rivals than there are particles in the known universe, and holds the current record for having the most butthurt-inspired attack threads directed at him by a considerable margin. Goatshit tries to pass himself off as an unbiased and independent observer, but that's all part of the game he plays to make liberal shitposters spin themselves in circles before they pass out in a pool of their own tears and vomit.

Whereas da' bOoB and lil' Jeffy are simply fucktarded, Goatboy presumably has a modicum of intelligence - although it is rarely on display, as he's perpetually caught in the cycle of trolls trolling trolls. He is, therefore, a match made in heaven for bOoB and lil' Jeffy -- who happen to among his favorite targets. Why he insists upon repeatedly excavating and beating these long-dead horses is beyond the comprehension of any mere mortal.

Either Goatturd is the only guy working on his oil rig, or the rest of the them can't tolerate his presence, because he posts ad nauseum in his offshore time. The defense of his goatsona is an all-consuming task, and Goatflop spends many a night locked into pointless pissing contests, playing impossible word games with other retards.

A Roast indeed - bwaahaaahaaahaaa!

The best part of this thread is where Goatman tries to make people (and himself) believe that he was not getting ripped, that somehow that was a roast by someone who actually likes him. What a joke

In retrospect, montetroll, you are right. I am getting ripped.

Yes, montetroll, we've all read it. You are getting to the party a little late.

But your CP job is sooooo impressive. I'll bet you are really proud of yourself. LOL

I'm sorry to break it to you, Old Dude, but the persona you create here on the Drudge really is pretty obnoxious. Just because a few loons appreciate you, doesn't mean most posters do. Quite the contrary, from all indications. (Sorry - but I doubt this is news to you.)

"You are getting to the party a little late.

#136 | Posted by goatman at 2009-06-03 05:22 PM"

Sorry, Goatfart - maybe when I'm old like you I will have the time to live here 24/7. Unlike yours, my profession actually requires me to do something every once in a while. (I mean something other than have two helpings of prime rib at chow time, that is.)

I'm sorry to break it to you, Old Dude, but the persona you create here on the Drudge really is pretty obnoxious. Just because a few loons appreciate you, doesn't mean most posters do. Quite the contrary, from all indications. (Sorry - but I doubt this is news to you.)

Of course it's not news to me. I try to be obnoxious. duh

I'm beginning to think you aren't near as smart as you would like us to believe.

Sorry, Goatfart - maybe when I'm old like you I will have the time to live here 24/7. Unlike yours, my profession actually requires me to do something every once in a while.

You need a good job. One where you get 26 weeks off a year. It's great. How much vacation do they give you at McDonald's? Are you up to two weeks yet? Or does that depend if the fry cook is sick or not?

McDonald's? Look! Goatman tried to make a funny! (And CC will probably FFlag it!)

That is a funny post but who is responsible for it???

I wonder if RCADE created it.

McDonald's? Look! Goatman tried to make a funny! ..

. . .but failed miserably because working here is anything but. Gotta punch out now and wash the mustard off. Later"

Montetroll

The Older White Southern Gentleman is trolling for another FF. Don't disappoint him!

The Older White Southern Gentleman is trolling for another FF.

Montetroll, not to be outdone, trolls for a FFF. Fat Furry Fuck

101 - was this your work? Tell the truth, man!

It means I don't have nearly enough interesting stuff to do in my life.

It means I don't have nearly enough interesting stuff to do in my life.?

#147 | Posted by BillJohnson

Well, here's another clue. Remember the original poster was "LarryMoar," which changed to Visitor.

Now there's a flashing red note that says whoever posted this was banned.

So who's been banned in the last day?

What

The

Hell

DR gives me a chance to preach the word

I brought some food at Cub Foods the other day & the cashier & I shared a laugh...it was for $6.66

Now there's a flashing red note that says whoever posted this was banned.

#149 | Posted by Phoenix

But the thread wasn't deleted

rcade?

rCade just deleted the account because lARrY broke down in tears and sent an email to rCade crying Why's everyone picking on me?

I once posted as _RCADE and that put an end to the mimicry that prevailed at the time. So you can't spoof a handle that's taken.

Rusty Trombone didn't last long either, despite a demand for his attention from the lefties.

Phoenix

Well, here's another clue. Remember the original poster was "LarryMoar," which changed to Visitor.

Now there's a flashing red note that says whoever posted this was banned.

So who's been banned in the last day?

The one who posted this article wouldn't have been "banned" -- as in needing 3 "dumps" -- because they didn't stick around long enough. He just came in, posted the thread, and then probably got his IP blocked.

Looks like he then used another IP # to drop by on this thread again today for one more visit --

HAY GUYZ!

OP here.

Yes, there are a number of omissions -- I know Chairborne has some funny stuff, for instance -- but researching these posts and finding the originals is the most time-consuming part. I know I wanted to include stuff I could vaguely remember but couldn't source.

If you liked it enough and want to see MOAR, post some links to threads, eh?

Waiting on you ;-)

#118 | Posted by olly at 2009-06-03 02:16 PM

I think it may have been this poster (who is actually another poster on here) --

Correction to my #155

The "GoatGraph" was linked in DividebyZero's very post on 3/8/2009 (not 3/10/09)

But the thread wasn't deleted

rcade?

Aw, come on, this post of mine will be #157.

Rcade's not going to pull down a thread with more than 100 posts!

#155 | Posted by CalifChris

I think it was Hans also, he is the local archive guy here.

This is just one 101 classic that deserves accolades, and it happens to be relatively recent:

"does anyone know how many pigs die from swine flu?
#25 | Posted by nadine32475 at 2009-05-06 10:44 AM"

"That kind of racial insensitivity will get you a dump around here. It's best just to call them mexicans.
#26 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2009-05-06 10:46 AM"

FROTF funny.

I feel like Jack Benny at Oscar time. Ignored again. herm

Oh yeah Princess regarding your taking a pass on possum roadkill just because it might have a little lead from the yellow traffic paint is outright snobbish.

But not to worry I have no intentions of buying you dinner at the Roadkill Cafe I'm offering you a true romantic sterno lit roadkill dinner cooked over a dumpster fire sans traffic paint. Whadda ya say Chrissy? You only live once.

101 - was this your work? Tell the truth, man!

#146 | Posted by mOntecOre

I think 101 would have roasted the Canadian potato a hell of a lot harder .

#162
There is an image on that page that chair posted maybe six months ago (okay, more than one) and as soon as I saw it I thought "no fucking way!"

It totally could be him. You have to remember that more than half what he does here is character. I don't know for sure but I can't rule it out.

What doesn't sound like him at all is the extensive archive work done. Which would explain the pic too btw.

Only Chair uses the word "ghey" around here. It looks like his work.

"Am I addicted to the Drudge Retort?"
Some common symptoms:

-Nerd rage?

Check

-Structuring your day around being able to post first on the Nooner?

Guilty

-Elevated blood pressure?

Fuck yes!!!!

Believing that the internets is serious business?

Deadly serious.

Boy have I got problems.

Oh my fucking god. I laughed out when I saw the Wisgod/101 love at first sight pic. My wife looked up from her movie and stared at me like I'm crazy. She might be right.

RCade - you can't take this thread down, even if it violates the rules. It's a fucking roll. If you mess with it, I'll smack you around with Goatman's dick. Oh yeah - not much of a threat. Well then, I'll smother you with all of Joe's "we regret to inform you"/"we have no openings at this time"/"if you show up uninvited and ask to see our HR manager again we will seek a restraining order"/etc. rejection letters.

You may have a point, there Chair. Or not.

#91 | Posted by Corky
The only point chairpoodle has is on top of his head.

And, guys-he couldn't have done this-he never once mentioned me.
If you pay any attention at all-he CAN'T post without trying to say SOMETHING against me.

If you mess with it, I'll smack you around with Goatman's dick. Oh yeah - not much of a threat

#167 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2009-06-04 12:29 AM | Reply | Flag Still obsessed with goatman's dick

I'll keep it to myself. But, yes, it's "Hans-connected."

I believe this to be true. Hans has an obsession with me too.

I brought some food at Cub Foods the other day & the cashier & I shared a laugh...it was for $6.66

Some deviled eggs and a devil's food cake?

Momma say.....

Too bad Rogers deleted 3 years of my work, how much better could the lever be when it had real power....

You fucking pansy's.....

Don't cry to momma's gut jr., not without the eal story in site.....

#160 | Posted by herm

more like susan lucci at the emmys for over 20 years.

I love it.

I fall into the redneck catagory.

I am sure the vast majority of you fall intot hte chronically unemployeed.

I am sure the vast majority of you fall intot hte chronically unemployeed.

huh? Looks like you fell into the illiterate well.

"what does the drudge retort mean to you?"

it means never having to say you're sorry...well...unless truthhurts is snorting in your flanks for months wanting you to apologize for something and you relent just to shut him up.

Seriously funny stuff but I'm very impressed by how much effort was put into this.

What's also funny is how posters on this very thread demonstrate how accurate the satire is.

My money is on Hans as the culprit. Has the background, has the interest, has the attitude, hasn't been posting much for a while.

I do wish more posters had been satirized. There are so many ripe candidates on the DR.

"Still obsessed with goatman's dick
#169 | Posted by goatman"

How could I not be? --

"If you would remove your lips from my peter, you would be easier to forget
#74 | Posted by goatman at 2009-06-03 05:55 PM"

Jesus, the stupid runs strong in The Rig Guy.

"Hans has an obsession with me too.
#170 | Posted by goatman at 2009-06-04 05:31 AM"

Obsessed, with himself.

Hans has an obsession with me too.

#170 | Posted by goatman at 2009-06-04 05:31 AM | Reply | Flag: Yes, because anyone can see that "What Does the Drudge Retort Mean to You" is all about Goatman

I do wish more posters had been satirized. There are so many ripe candidates on the DR.

(Jumping up and down while furiously waving hand) Pick Me! Pick Me! Pick Me!....

"Still obsessed with goatman's dick
#169 | Posted by goatman"

How could I not be? --

My point exactly.

LOL

Jesus, the stupid runs strong in The Rig Guy

???

You just now figured that out? Or are you trying to impress the DR with your magnificent insight? LOL

(PS, they all already know how stupid I am, montetroll)

Obsessed, with himself.

#179 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2009-06-04 12:08 PM

That makes two of us, montetroll.

Lest you forget, look who went after whom first today as always -- several times before I replied, AAMOF -- and tell me about obsessions. LOL

Troll. But I love the attention you shower on me.

Yes, because anyone can see that "What Does the Drudge Retort Mean to You" is all about Goatman

I hope you won't be too disppointed, montetroll, but I'm not in the mood to feed you today. So you have your last word and wipe off your chin.

Maybe later if you are lucky I'll throw some scraps your way. LOL

Whoever it is, he used my name for Goatman... "Goatee".

Looks like it's someone who got run over and squished under Goatee's wheels.

Even mentioned me! LOL

End of #184 which didn't fully go out.

Yes, because anyone can see that "What Does the Drudge Retort Mean to You" is all about Goatman

Thanks to you and my other trolls, montetroll. Without y'all, I'd be nothing on this blog

Whoever it is, he used my name for Goatman... "Goatee".

You're the one!

It's a funny feeling when you come across a webpage that mentions you and you had nothing to do with it. I just went "WTF"??? LOL

I had no idea I had kicked so many in the nuts.

You're the one!

God no!

I've got more class than to make something like that.

Oh my fucking god. I laughed out when I saw the Wisgod/101 love at first sight pic. My wife looked up from her movie and stared at me like I'm crazy. She might be right.
Posted by mOntecOre

I'll bet that's the most attention you've gotten in a long time.

Hey, Tosser, you've officially arrived! Got your own special mention in the Drudge Retort article.

My money is on Hans as the culprit. Has the background, has the interest, has the attitude, hasn't been posting much for a while.

I already outed Hans as being at least "behind the scenes" of this article way back up on this thread.

Also, read my #155 -- it names the poster "DividebyZero" as the one who I feel put the article together (and I'm sure he did it with plenty of imput from Hans). "DividebyZero" is an alternate unsername of regular poster on here -- one who is a good buddy of Hans. (And no, it's not Briwo.)

Got your own special mention in the Drudge Retort article.

Well yeah... I was surprised at that, even though it was nothing creative... just the usual "3rd world shithole" insults that have been posted here so many times... nothing new. Plus there is a pic of car-junkyard that is supposed to mean something?

I wanted something new, I guess. But then I guess the greatest insult on the internet is being ignored and not being mentioned at all.

#194 | Posted by CalifChris

I did read your post CalifChris. I don't know who DBZ could be, but I do still think Hans is the main culprit. But I wouldn't argue against the idea that he was the instigator and got someone else to do the work. That's what I'd do, being as lazy as I am.

There is an image on that page that chair posted maybe six months ago (okay, more than one) and as soon as I saw it I thought "no fucking way!"

It totally could be him. You have to remember that more than half what he does here is character. I don't know for sure but I can't rule it out.

Don't let that fool ya. I could see where you might think a photo posted by someone on a thread on DR and then used in this Drudge article might make you think it would lead to the one who wrote it, but that's not the case.

Two of the photos in this Drudge article I remember linking myself on a BuffaloBob "car antenna" thread --

This photo one where I captioned the link: "Gentlemen, choose your weapons" --

"Plus there is a pic of car-junkyard that is supposed to mean something?

#195 | Posted by Tosser"

It was intended to provide you inspiration for you to upgrade your life from bicycle-riding falafel salesman to car-driving falafel salesman.

AILTD

I did read your post CalifChris. I don't know who DBZ could be, but I do still think Hans is the main culprit. But I wouldn't argue against the idea that he was the instigator and got someone else to do the work. That's what I'd do, being as lazy as I am.

DEFINITELY Hans is the main culprit. DBZ was the one who likely did all the work -- the graphics, etc. -- but the idea for it has Hans fingerprints all over it.

I was the first one on here to say it was Hans -- upthread in my post #29.

"Lest you forget, look who went after whom first today as always
#184 | Posted by goatman at 2009-06-04 12:22 PM"

Wrong again, dickhead:

"#167 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2009-06-04 12:29 AM | Reply | Flag Still obsessed with goatman's dick

#169 | Posted by goatman at 2009-06-04 05:21 AM"

Fuck, dude, are you on meds or something?

I was the first one on here to say it was Hans -- upthread in my post #29.

#199 | Posted by CalifChris at 2009-06-04 01:07 PM | Reply | Flag: Begging for Recognition; Please Throw CC a Bone

(Let's see if Goatman knows about PDT or not....)

Please Throw CC a Bone

#201 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2009-06-04 01:14 PM

As long as it's not yours.

#199 | Posted by CalifChris at 2009-06-04 01:07 PM | Reply | Flag: Begging for Recognition; Please Throw CC a Bone

I'm doing my darnest damnit but she's being a Princess. You think maybe I should up the ante?

jk Chris (kinda)

As long as it's not yours.

Don't worry, it's been years since montetroll has had a bone of his own. He depends on others, now.

I wanted something new, I guess. But then I guess the greatest insult on the internet is being ignored and not being mentioned at all.

#195 | Posted by Tosser

Yeah I guess being a bicycle-riding falafel salesman is better than being an unemployed gofer. Any opening available for a middle-aged American with your falafel outfit Tosser? I have my own bike.

I hope you won't be too disppointed, montetroll, but I'm not in the mood to feed you today.

#186 | Posted by goatman at 2009-06-04 12:24 PM | Reply | Flag: But Obviously Can't Help Himself

"I'll bet that's the most attention you've gotten in a long time.

#192 | Posted by wisgod"

That depends on whether you are counting all the attention I get from Goatman.

"As long as it's not yours.
#203 | Posted by CalifChris"

Oh please, CC. As lonely as you are? Really?

Okay, I'll say which poster I think "DividebyZero" is -- the one I named in my post #155.

If I'm wrong, I'll be the first to offer him an apology.

"Yeah I guess being a bicycle-riding falafel salesman is better than being an unemployed gofer.

#206 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-06-04 01:29 PM"

If you can add an L to gofer, you'd have a dream job. Know where to find an L?

CC - why would you have to apologize? Do you think giving someone credit for this site is an insult?

Know where to find an L?

It is a train in Chicago.

Don't you have some legal transcripts or something to type up Chris I really wanna share my fantasies about you in play-by-play detail with the guys but you being here sorta puts a damper on that. You know being the properly raised Yankee gentleman that you of all people should know that I am.

Any opening available for a middle-aged American with your falafel outfit Tosser?

First I got to find out what the hell a "falafel" is.

Then we will see about the job.

Tosser:

I am sure you will be much more pleased with your recently revised and expanded section:

If you can add an L to gofer, you'd have a dream job.

I wish but my game started going south back in '88. I can't even break a 100 on a miniature putt course anymore.

I will eat humble pie

Grab a fork.

BTW, pages like the one in question aren't difficult to put together. More of a cut and paste since the layout is already formatted. So instead of looking for a web designer you should be looking for a nebulous satirist like...

Captain America [as an example]

CC - why would you have to apologize? Do you think giving someone credit for this site is an insult?

#212 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2009-06-04 01:53 PM

You do have a point there, Montecore. Hard call.

I thought perhaps some of the posters who were singled out on this site may not have appreciated some of the ridicule directed their way or the things said about them. Hence, my not wanting to give its author(s) lavish praise.

But as far as the way the actual website was all put together and very well-done -- graphics, links, humor, novelty, and general format -- then from an artistic viewpoint it deserved a lot of credit. Know what I'm trying to say? I mean if you had been on the receiving end of some of the ridicule, would you want someone praising the one who put it together? Be honest.

am sure you will be much more pleased with your recently revised and expanded section:

I don't see anything more added.... it's the same I saw yesterday....

If you are the one who made that page I would suggest that video you have of Pakistan's gun market at Darra... the real video is around eight to ten minutes long. Watching the whole thing is something else.

"I will eat humble pie

- CalifChris"

Grab a fork.

#218 | Posted by OzarkAggie

Too early. Not until I've been proven wrong about my guess.

But if I am, okay to have a little whipped creme on top of that humble pie?

I would suggest that video you have of Pakistan's gun market at Darra... the real video is around eight to ten minutes long. Watching the whole thing is something else.

#220 | Posted by Tosser at 2009-06-04 02:17 PM

And don't forget the Pakistan Flower Show video (Parts 1 - 4)

I liked that one!

Don't you have some legal transcripts or something to type up Chris I really wanna share my fantasies about you in play-by-play detail with the guys but you being here sorta puts a damper on that.

#214 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch

No legal transcripts but I've got plenty of other work to do, now that you mention it. Need to quit messing around here on DR and get going.

OK guys it looks like Chris is gone so you know those "C" cups Chrissy likes to brag about...

Hey no peeking in Princess!!!!!

And don't forget the Pakistan Flower Show video (Parts 1 - 4)

I liked that one!

CalifChris... here is another video I had some little to do with (just the software and editing). Karachi at night in the rain.

okay to have a little whipped creme[?]

You gotta watch your girlish figure my dear, though Gimmee seems to have a plan to slim you down. What a guy.

CalifChris... here is another video I had some little to do with (just the software and editing). Karachi at night in the rain.

www.youtube.com

#225 | Posted by Tosser at 2009-06-04 03:10 PM

You definitely have a talent and flair for photography, Tosser. Even if it was only editing that you took part in, you still have an artistic eye.

I LOVED that you decided to use "Ghost Riders in the Sky" as the background music! Guess you do have a fondness for America's Old West and cowboy nostalgia in you? Maybe one day you'll get a chance to visit "the West" here in the U.S. -- with all its history, beautiful mountain ranges, lakes, deserts, and rivers. We'll even make sure you buy a cowboy hat and boots to take back home!

Thanks for sharing your video.

Guess you do have a fondness for America's Old West and cowboy nostalgia in you?

Very much so.

It was when men were men and horses knew their place.

You get kicked a lot, Tosser?

He is Pakistan's Official Stallion Milker.

You get kicked a lot, Tosser?

Huh???

Huh???

#231

Historical moment. His most lucid post yet.

You gotta let him know you're back there, buddy.

You know....before you really let him know you're back there.

You know....before you really let him know you're back there.

If you are suggesting I got kicked by some horse, then no.

I am not stupid enough to go near them horsees, even though I want to.

Momma told me never to get on top of anything bigger than you are.

Momma told me never to get on top of anything bigger than you are.

I wish you mom had advised me before I took my date to prom in High School.

What I've never figured out is how he gets the rear hoofs into the front of those boots......

I wish you mom had advised me before I took my date to prom in High School.

Don't know if it helps but she also told me to never stand in front of a machine ... unless it's the fridge or tv.

Momma told me never to get on top of anything bigger than you are.

#234 | Posted by Tosser at 2009-06-04 03:48 PM | Reply

Too bad your father wasn't given that advice before buying your mother for 2 goats and a bag of rice.

2 goats?

Rip-off!!

Too bad your father wasn't given that advice before buying your mother for 2 goats and a bag of rice.

ChairPoop... there were no goats (why do Americans keep saying goat, when Pak is "beef country"?) or rice in the equation.

I can see Goatee and AU are right about you having a sick mind. You like to bring up other people's families yeah?

Your own momma beat you up bad or something? LOL

I can see Goatee and AU are right about you having a sick mind.

I don't think I've ever said 101 has a sick mind. Except for the flame war stuff, I think he's usually hilarious.

I don't think I've ever said 101 has a sick mind.

Well someone did... never mind...

I'm saying it. He's a noodle.

So I wonder how low will RCADE go in allowing threads?

Let's get some meaner malicious threads going, it gets up the posting numbers.

It's what this site is all about.

"Know what I'm trying to say?

#219 | Posted by CalifChris"

I do, girlfriend. Now why don't you give Gimme some of that love he's begging for. Might be good for both of you.

"Let's get some meaner malicious threads going, it gets up the posting numbers.

#243 | Posted by roman at 2009-06-04 04:28 PM"

STFU, dickface.

Meaner malicious? Great. Another Momma's boy.

Now why don't you give Gimme some of that love he's begging for.

#244 | Posted by mOntecOre

Don't do jinxing my chances trying to get fap material for yourself Mr. "I wish Goatski would shove his rig up my 'love' hole"

Oh look, Gimme is trying to curry favor with Goattard. Gimme swings both ways.

Nope I'm just jealous cause my trolls give up after a couple of days or so

Nope I'm just jealous cause my trolls give up after a couple of days or so

I've got some extras I'll sell you out of my herd. They're kinda stupid, but they will jump when you command them.

"Nope I'm just jealous cause my trolls give up after a couple of days or so

#249 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch"

Trolls, ha. You don't have any trolls. You're a fucking nobody here. Shoo fly.

Trolls, ha. You don't have any trolls. You're a fucking nobody here. Shoo fly.

#251 | Posted by mOntecOre

Gee you've been doing such a great imitation of being my personal troll today I thought I had finally lucked out. Whatsa matta are you so obsessed with Goatski's rig I'm just a fleeting fap fantasy for you?

Whatsa matta are you so obsessed with Goatski's rig I'm just a fleeting fap fantasy for you?

montewhore is a two-timing bitch. I don't tolerate that in my trolls.

They're kinda stupid, but they will jump when you command them.

#250 | Posted by goatman at 2009-06-04 05:51 PM

Look at 251. I told you they jump when I call, gimme a scotch. Stupid, but obedient.

"Gee you've been doing such a great imitation of being my personal troll today...

#252 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch"

What, cause I made one fucking post that mentioned your stupid handle? Go away, little unemployed cockguzzler.

Ah yes... there we are..

Tosser's new expanded section.

Thank you, my man!