Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Saturday, May 30, 2009

All it took was a Yankee win and a Red Sox loss. It happened! We are now in first place by 1/2 game. The big question is: can they stay there? It all depends.

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Oohrah --

How are you feeling these days? Much better I hope and back to watchng your sports on the new big screen in your basement. Seriously, though, hope within a few months you'll be feeling just like your old self again.

Depends plays a role.

Wow Oohrah I took you to be older than 39

Damn Yankees!

Lifelong Red Sox fan

A-Rod must be sharing his roids with the rest of the team.

performance enhancing drugs are a marvelous thing

#8 | Posted by Georgeisadrunk at 2009-05-30 02:52 PM | Reply | Flag: That's what she said.

Oohrah

I'm back to working out, though I'm not nearly back to my old strength. Still have those internal plumbing issues... so Depends is more front of mind for me.

Sure nothing to be embarrassed about -- in fact it's good you are so open about it as you might be helping some other guys on here who may have a similar problem but don't want to ask anyone about it.

Also, you don't need to give a reply to this post of mine and don't mean to bring up this personal matter but if there is anything I kind of know about when it comes to incontinence problems it's the dizzying variety of supplies available on the market -- sometimes making it confusing as to what to buy and what works best.

I know so much about dealing with incontinence problems due to my Mom needing Depends after having broken two hips (and not always being able to make it to the bathroom quick enough, and later on being an invalid confined to her bed most of the time (ending up with her having to be hooked up to a permanent catheter here at home during her last year). So I had experimented with almost every variety of "Depends" (and other assorted garments for that problem) to see which ones worked best for daytime use, overnight use, etc..

Anyway, don't know who buys your supplies (and the zillion choices on the drug store aisle can be overwhelming to one not familiar with them) but if you've never seen this one before, you might find the Depend's brand for men known as "Guards" to be convenient to try.

"Guards" are not as bulky as the usual full-fitting Depends which strap on at the sides. The Depends' brand called "Guards" actually look and fit more like a man's jockstrap.

Okay, you don't have to discuss this any further and I didn't mean to get too personal, just thought you may find this suggestion useful. I'll put the link showing the picture for you to see if it might be an option you'd prefer.

"Guards" for men

Now, back to the Yankees!

Im trying to get tickets when the Yanks come to Atlanta to play the braves. I like the Yankees EXCEPT when playing the Braves, but given the season so far.. I ain't bettin on the bravos...

But, I'd still like tickets.. sold out already here... following the Yanks... we play the Sox..

Scheesh..

I just like this poem --


CASEY AT THE BAT
(written circa 1883)

The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Mudville nine that day;
The score stood four to two, with but one inning more to play,
And then when Cooney died at first, and Barrows did the same,
A pall-like silence fell upon the patrons of the game.

A straggling few got up to go in deep despair.
The rest clung to that hope which springs eternal in the human breast;
They thought, "If only Casey could but get a whack at that
We'd put up even money now, with Casey at the bat."

But Flynn preceded Casey, as did also Jimmy Blake,
And the former was a hoodoo, while the latter was a cake;
So upon that stricken multitude, grim melancholy sat;
For there seemed but little chance of Casey getting to the bat.

But Flynn let drive a single, to the wonderment of all,
And Blake, the much despised, tore the cover off the ball;
And when the dust had lifted, and men saw what had occurred,
There was Jimmy safe at second and Flynn a-hugging third.

Then from five thousand throats and more there rose a lusty yell;
It rumbled through the valley, it rattled in the dell;
It pounded on the mountain and recoiled upon the flat,
For Casey, mighty Casey, was advancing to the bat.

There was ease in Casey's manner as he stepped into his place;
There was pride in Casey's bearing and a smile lit Casey's face.
And when, responding to the cheers, he lightly doffed his hat,
No stranger in the crowd could doubt 'twas Casey at the bat.

Ten thousand eyes were on him as he rubbed his hands with dirt.
Five thousand tongues applauded when he wiped them on his shirt.
Then while the writhing pitcher ground the ball into his hip,
Defiance flashed in Casey's eye, a sneer curled Casey's lip.

And now the leather-covered sphere came hurtling through the air,
And Casey stood a-watching it in haughty grandeur there.
Close by the sturdy batsman the ball unheeded sped
"That ain't my style," said Casey. "Strike one!" the umpire said.

From the benches, black with people, there went up a muffled roar,
Like the beating of the storm-waves on a stern and distant shore;
"Kill him! Kill the umpire!" shouted someone from the stand;
And it's likely they'd have killed him had not Casey raised his hand.

With a smile of Christian charity great Casey's visage shone;
He stilled the rising tumult; he bade the game go on;
He signaled to the pitcher, and once more the dun sphere flew;
But Casey still ignored it, and the umpire said "Strike two!"

"Fraud!" cried the maddened thousands, and echo answered "Fraud!"
But one scornful look from Casey and the audience was awed.
They saw his face grow stern and cold, they saw his muscles strain,
And they knew that Casey wouldn't let that ball go by again.

The sneer has fled from Casey's lip, the teeth are clenched in hate;
He pounds with cruel violence his bat upon the plate.
And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now he lets it go,
And now the air is shattered by the force of Casey's blow.

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout;
But there is no joy in Mudville, mighty Casey has struck out.

Fantastic............

Fuck the Red Sox and the Yankees.

Go Mets!

Be Well.

Thought deth would be a Toronto fan. But deth, you seem to have no sense of affinity. Que tal.

Casey reminds me of the anti-hero Babe Ruth eating hot dogs, drinking soda pop and beer, and with a protruding paunch. Not quite the image of today's steroid crowd of athletes.

Babe Ruth eating hot dogs, drinking soda pop and beer, and with a protruding paunch.
#17 | Posted by Johnson


Don't forget the cigar.

rwd

Thought deth would be a Toronto fan

Spud's from Vancity.

Everybody in Canada hates Toronto except fer people in Toronto who're somehow convinced it's Heaven on Earth, Shangrila and Eldorado all rolled into one.

People in Vancity ESPECIALLY hate Toronto.

Mariners, As, Cubbies, White Sox, Red Sox, Astros ANYONE but Toronto as far as Spud is concerned.

/Do kinda miss the Expos.

Be Well.

Given the amount they spend, the Yankees should always be in first place. The disparity of compensation in MLB is a joke.

Phillies continue to rule, and dominated the Yanks already this year. Mets fans are a delusional bunch at best.

"The Yankees are in first place"

So? They were up 3-zip in the league championship and blew it. Fuck the Yankees.

"Phillies continue to rule,"

yeah, that's why they can't beat the Dodgers at home.

Nope, they just sweep 'em in Philly and go on and win The Championship, even though the LAosers have cheaters like Manroid.

#17 | POSTED BY JOHNSON
"Casey reminds me of the anti-hero Babe Ruth eating hot dogs, drinking soda pop and beer, and with a protruding paunch. Not quite the image of today's steroid crowd of athletes."

Man, I love seeing old video footage of Babe, watching his pudgy self run the bases. Absolutely classic.

That was back when baseball truly was "America's pasttime".

Now it feels like the romance has been long since all sucked out of it....


So? They were up 3-zip in the league championship and blew it. Fuck the Yankees.

#22 | POSTED BY LETUSPREY


LOL


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