Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Saturday, May 30, 2009

The most successful interrogation of an Al-Qaeda operative by U.S. officials required no sleep deprivation, no slapping or "walling" and no waterboarding. All it took to soften up Abu Jandal, who had been closer to Osama bin Laden than any other terrorist ever captured, was a handful of sugar-free cookies.

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Apparently Soufan recognized the guy from his youtube videos: www.youtube.com

Just goes to show how poor off these guys are. Sugar free cookies? Come on! It would take at least a whole box of Samoas and a cup of coffee to get me to talk.

You get samosas in the US???

Potato, beef, veggie or cheese?

Anyway... Arabs don't eat samosas.

Oh... never mind... I looked it up. You said "samoas"... that's a cookie.

I thought you said samosa... LOL. Silly me.

Disregard disregard.

I thought you said samosa... LOL. Silly me

But we do get samosas. All the Indian restaurants have them. The most popular are lentil. I've also seen spinach, which I love.

But we do get samosas. All the Indian restaurants have them. The most popular are lentil. I've also seen spinach, which I love.


For the first time ever... my impression of the US went up a notch... ok, two and a half notches...

About samosas... as cops in America are supposed to go nuts after donuts... cops... piggies.. over here go nuts over samosas. Quick cheap and instant food. Officer can't tell men have been snacking...

Speaking of food, it's breakfast time on the rig. No samosas, though. Teeth brushed, showered, and the steward is outside waiting to clean my room and make the bed. IOW, time for a new day. Later

Just goes to show how poor off these guys are.

Reminds me of a Doonesbury cartoon I saw during the Gulf war '91. An Iraqi soldier is surrendering to an American soldier and begging to eat his Chapstick.

Goatee.. do you download torrents? If yes, then watch the mini-series (4 shows total) of "House of Saddam".

Very entertaining.

isohunt.com

No samosas, though. Teeth brushed, showered, and the steward is outside waiting to clean my room and make the bed.


The above could have been written Kipling...

The above could have been written Kipling...

LOL Good catch. I didn't mean to appear so imperialistic.

BTW, one of the stewards here is an Indian (as in Asian)

Yes Toss, we have many foods from south east Asia here in the states.

I like samosas but I really love pakora. I don't eat meat so it's veggie only for me. There is a pretty good Paki-Indian restaurant right down the road from me that makes them. My favorite come from a Nepalese restaurant just outside of downtown St. Louis.

But I can't get an erection watching someone eat cookies.

-Dick Cheney.

...but I really love pakora.

Ditto. My favorite Indian restaurant has a spinach and onion pakora that is to die for.

Speaking of Indian food and spinach, I love panak paneer. (think I spelled it right) Though I generally shun buffets, there is an Indian buffet near my house. I'll bet half of what I eat is the panak paneer. Great stuff.

Yes, give terrorists lotsa cookies.

And a ginourmous chocolate cake.

Then refuse to give them a big glass of milk until they fess up.

Is brilliant.

Be Well.

I love Pakoras too (another cop favorite... goes down quick, Commander doesn't know men have been goofing off).

I request the potato one's only. Otherwise I like the onion filed ones.

Generally you can make a pakora out of anything. I think they are called "friters"?


I love panak paneer.


Palak paneer. Cheese and spinach. Good stuff.

I think they are called "friters"?

Fritters are similiar to pakora, but are more (how do I say it?) round and compact. Pakora (at least the ones I've had) are more irregularly shaped giving it more 'crispiness'. I prefer pakora for that reason.

Also, fritters are generally sweeter and don't have the variety of fillers. I've never seen a spinach or onion fritter, e.g.

Apple and fruit fritters are common. Do they make fruit pakora in Pakistan?

Do they make fruit pakora in Pakistan?


Not that I have ever come across.

One favorite is making them out of giant chili peppers which have been soaked in lemon juice to kill the fire.

One favorite is making them out of giant chili peppers which have been soaked in lemon juice to kill the fire.

Man, that sounds great! I've never seen any like that. I have become acquainted with the propietor of one of the Indian restaurants I frequent. I'm going to have to ask him to make some of those for me.

What kind of chili peppers? Like banana peppers? Those are the only big ones with 'fire' that I can think of. I presume jalapeno or serrano would work though, wouldn't they? Actually, I could see a poblano in that. Even though they aren't that hot, they have a nice natural smoky flavor.

Any chili would work as long as you slice it open and remove the seeds (some people don't). But if you don't use the proper paste or lemon juice or something for marinating it in, you had better have something to drink nearby.

We use something called "German chilis". I don't know what they have to do with Germany... and they aren't all that hot... just average.

Oh... and of course you don't eat the end of the pepper. You throw that away.

Is this it?

That's what came up when I googled [German chili pepper]. We call those cayennes. We'll put them (or sport peppers) in a bottle and fill with vinegar and use the vinegar at the table to flavor cooked greens like turnip greens, collards, chard, spinach, etc.

SPeaking of food, I'm starving. They have the grill fired up outside and are cooking ribs. (you don't know what you are missing, tosser) The smell is permeating the rig.

I was out a while ago and a tuna boat (sporting fishermen, not commercial) came up along side and asked us to throw him some. LOL

Is this it?


Looks similar, only ours are green.

...we do get samosas. All the Indian restaurants have them. The most popular are lentil. -- #5 | Posted by goatman

Mostly potato in my parts. Some kind of green spice.

My friends make them. Standard "hanging out in the back yard playing cards" fare.

There are other much smaller kinds which are green or red. Very nasty.

The smaller, the nastier.

From the flower-show I once sent a video of, I got something to grow in my house, called "American chili pepper". Very small, very sharp taste that makes you scalp itch. And it's colored purple-black. Later turns red with age. Nasty little thing, but great taste.

Looks similar, only ours are green.

Same here -- red and green ones. Both are hot.

JUst curioius: Even though a good Muslim can't eat it, can pork be had in your markets and grocery stores in Pakistan?

Standard "hanging out in the back yard playing cards" fare.


Exactly.

The smaller, the nastier.

Exactly. Though very tiny, never, ever eat a whole pequin unless you want to be breathing fire for the next 20 minutes. Those things are nasty as hell.

can pork be had in your markets and grocery stores in Pakistan?


Nope. Not even a tiny bit.

The only pork in Pakistan is sitting in the President's House, thinking it is in control. It is sadly sadly mistaken.

Though I generally shun buffets, there is an Indian buffet near my house... -- #15 | Posted by goatman

Where I used to live (and still spend part of the summer), there's an Indian buffet that charges by the pound. I'm in there 4-5 times/week -- great $4 lunch/dinner.

Though very tiny, never, ever eat a whole pequin unless you want to be breathing fire for the next 20 minutes. Those things are nasty as hell.


Oh I got these growing too! Red and round.

For some reason, they are called "Brazilian chili" over here.

The black ones are very pointy.

All this talk of chilis reminds me of how the Brits got us Indians to talk when they jailed us for anything.

Oil a stick and smear read chili powder on it. Then shove up the arse.

You not only talk, you sing.

The hottest pepper in the world grows in Assam, India. Called "Bhoot Kalokia", it is a terror.

Search YouTube for it and you will see people cry like babies when they have had only a tiny little taste.

correction... "Bhoot Jhalokia"

Homemade chocolate chip cookies will work every time!

Cookies preceded by 'waterboarding'....

Now we await the theory of cookies alone to make terrorists talk. Not proven definitively yet.

JUST AN OBSERVATION.

In the 19th century Christian missionaries got several Muslims to convert to Christianity with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

We are witnessing the Washington gangsters construct yet another threat like Slobodan Milosevic, Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, John Walker Lindh, Hamdi, Padilla, Sami Al-Arian, Hamas, Mahkmoud Ahmadinejad, and the hapless detainees demonized by the US Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld as "the 700 most dangerous terrorists on the face of the earth," who were tortured for six years at Gitmo only to be quietly released. Just another mistake, sorry.

The military/security complex that rules America, together with the Israel Lobby and the financial banksters, needs a long list of dangerous enemies to keep the taxpayers' money flowing into its coffers.

Obama's notion that it takes the entire world to stand up to N. Korea is mind-boggling, but this mind-boggling idea pales in comparison to Obama's guarantee that America will protect "the peace and security of the world."

Is this the same America that bombed Serbia, including Chinese diplomatic offices and civilian passenger trains, and pried Kosovo loose from Serbia and gave it to a gang of Muslin drug lords, lending them NATO troops to protect their operation?

Is this the same America that is responsible for approximately one million dead Iraqis, leaving orphans and widows everywhere and making refugees out of one-firth of the Iraqi population?

Is this the same America that blocked the rest of the world from condemning Israel for its murderous attack on Lebanese civilians in 2006 and on Gazans most recently, the same America that has covered up for Israel's theft of Palestine over the past 60 years, a theft that has produced four million Palestinian refugees driven by Israeli violence and terror from their homes and villages?

Is this the same America that is conducting military exercises in former constituent parts of Russia and ringing Russia with missile bases?

Is this the same America that has bombed Afghanistan into rubble with massive civilian casualties?

Is this the same America that has started a horrific new war in Pakistan, a war that in its first few days has produced one million refugees?
Who is Iran bombing? How many refugees is Iran sending fleeing for their lives?
Who is North Korea bombing?

The two great murderous, refugee-producing countries are the US and Israel. Between them, they have murdered and dislocated millions of people who were a threat to no one.

No countries on earth rival the US and Israel for barbaric murderous violence.

Excerpted from Paul Craig Roberts @ Counterpunch

And your point is?

And your point is? -- #43 | Posted by mysterytoy

Make cookies, not war.

At least that's what I *think* Nut was trying to say.

Homemade chocolate chip cookies will work every time! -- #39 | Posted by CalifChris

Lemon white chocolate macadamia. Sounds weird, I know, but mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Terrorists are a trivial problem compared to the USA and Israel. Terrorists are futily attempting to reshape US and Israeli policy. They can't, only large economic and military failures can. Neither country listens to anything else.

Homemade chocolate chip cookies will work every time!

~CalifChris

Lemon white chocolate macadamia. Sounds weird, I know, but mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

~Phoenix

Mmmmm, cooooookies!

Spud luffs cookies.

Spud can haz cookie?

Make cookies, not war.

Right on, Phoenix!

Flour Power FTW!

Be Well.

Plenty cookies for Kim Jong Il....

But I can't get an erection watching someone eat cookies.

#13 | Posted by Alexandrite

Am I glad to know that!!!

Spud can haz cookie. Phoenix likes "flour power."

I've actually thought about writing a book of cookie stories. I used to bake all the time just b/c I enjoy it, and gave a lot away b/c I'd weigh 300 pounds if I didn't. A couple recurring themes:

(1) Completely turned around some difficult relationships. (Co-workers, landlady, etc.)

(2) Completely freaked out guys I'd been out with a few times. Became almost a running joke among my friends. First question they'd ask after I told them some guy I had really liked suddenly bolted without explanation was "you didn't bake cookies, did you?" To this day, I'm careful to give part of a batch to someone I know is really honest -- I started to worry that I made really bad cookies.

How to make a terrorist talk.

How about a bullet to the knee cap...

How to Make Terrorists Talk:

Chocolate chip cookies and waterboarding

Chocolate chip cookies and waterboarding

How about cookiboarding? You know, that procedure where they shove chocolate chip cookies up your nose?

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