I'd bend over for him before I would for Colin Powell!

Dick Cheney.

To a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

To a fat man with a small wanger, everything looks like an ....

no, what's ironic is your fixation on his fixation...just sayin'...

1 post a fixation does not make...just sayin'....

The Rush Theme song

This is a better version of the Rush Theme Song.

Briwo's Rush fixation you mean.

And now more people will tune into Limbaugh's show to see if he addresses this. More money in his pocket. Great.

I'm sorry Goatass, were you speaking?

I'm sorry Goatass, were you speaking?

???

What gave you that idea? The "posted by goatman" thingy?

Sharp as a razor, this one is.

Keep up the good work Rush!

Just pushing back the day when the GOP recovery begins. Pushing it back farther and farther with every passing day.

Wow I though the GOP was through when Nixon resigned. But they kept there cool and laid low for a few years.

One wonders how long Rush can push back that day?

Keep up the good work Limpballs!

If you had asked me last week, I would have told you that there are infinite ways of getting across the ideal that Rimjob is a douchebag, but i have run out of energy to try to scale the ethereal heights of his majestic douche-baggery.

So, I'll just stick to something less monumental, like my daydream about me being a plumber and Gwen Stefani has a clogged drain......

#9 | Posted by briwo at 2009-05-28 06:51 PM

I'm sorry Goatass, were you speaking? (Bolding added.)

You seem to be the consensus winner, briwo. You demonstrate persistence and other characteristics that win you the Oscar Wilde Sphincter of the Week award for sheer wit and brilliance.

Briwo. What a man. When he competes, he excels.

So, I'll just stick to something less monumental, like my daydream about me being a plumber and Gwen Stefani has a clogged drain......

Much healthier mentally than obsessing on Rush and starting threads about him, IMO.

This is not news. Rush has obviously always been fixated on himself.

Goatman to Goatass. Brilliant.

You seem to be the consensus winner, briwo. You demonstrate persistence and other characteristics that win you the Oscar Wilde Sphincter of the Week award for sheer wit and brilliance.

Briwo. What a man. When he competes, he excels.

#13 | Posted by Johnson at 2009-05-28 07:04 PM | Reply | Flag: Inability to Recognize a Pun. Zero Ability to Appreciate Adult Humor.

that win you the Oscar Wilde Sphincter of the Week award for sheer wit and brilliance.

#13 | Posted by Johnson

FF

Johnson, that was actually kinda funny, in a dry, stoic kind of way. I hate that you had to invoke oscar wilde, because i was gonna nominate him in the 'our favorite homosexual' contest....

Maybe barney frank can message it for him

IM or Twitter?

"Either the wallpaper goes or I do" Oscar's reputed last words before translation:>)

Limbaugh. Asshole. Can't we collectively agree to make the lead ins just a little harder than that?

Goatman to Goatass.

Flag: Inability to Recognize a Pun. Zero Ability to Appreciate Adult Humor.

#16 | Posted by briwo at 2009-05-28 07:42 PM | Reply

Adult humor? More like 12-year-old humor.

So, are you actually some pimply faced adolescent, or do you just function at that level?

Do you also laugh when someone farts? Pick your nose and rub it into the upholstery?

Finally, you don't know what makes a pun.

asshole is full of shit

#22: Well, I guess Vermin put me in my place......

Last time Vernon put anyone in anyplace was himself in drudge retort hell for posting something about Obama a hundred times or so in article after article here...he was funi about that anyway:>)

That fat boy has such a purdy, purdy mouth. Maybe he like's to pillowize his purdy mouth in the fluffy pillows of Cheney's bung hole. Then he wiggles his jowls around to get Cheney all excited. I'm sure Cheney has to watch his collection of torture videos at the same time. I bet Rush tells Cheney how much he loves Cheney his saggy butt. That must really make El Rushbo jiggy dance and make his fat jowls jiggle. Two maggots who just plain need to shoot each other in the face at the same time. I wonder if Rush is jealous of Rove and Cheney? Maybe he just wants a fat, Nazi boy threesome with Rush, Cheney and Rove getting all jiggly and even watching them A-rabs in them cool torture videos. Mega dildos to the fat, Nazi-boy 3some. Mega dildos!

People on the retort appreciate humor. Humour, however, is lost on the majority.

Rush Limbaugh loves the ANAL canal because it is his BIRTHPLACE...............This clowns fixation with the Asses of the world, only leaves him opining for his Birth Canal.....Poor Boy...

I've never seen so many people fixated with Rush Limbaugh's asshole as I have on this thread. It just doesn't seem normal to me.

Ewwwwwwwwww

I've never seen so many people fixated with Rush Limbaugh's asshole as I have on this thread. It just doesn't seem normal to me.

I'm sure Limbaugh's rectum can accomodate the Retort's collective obsession... and still have room for his talking points.

#13 | Posted by Johnson

Awww, take it easy on him. The story was posted just to give some people something to bitch about and call people names. And wow, what a story it was too. There was 10-15 examples covering the last 17 years. Obama stutters more than that in one sentence without his teleprompter. What an obsession Limbaugh has. Great read.

we all get it in the end.

all except rushbo.

according to himself, he gets it now.

Briwo's Rush fixation you mean.

#7 | Posted by goatman at 2009-05-28 03:45 PM

Used to be able to get bottles of Rush from the local tobacco shop in Daytona back in the 80's. It was billed as a liquid incense, but sniffing it gave an incredible high for about 5 to 10 minutes.

Not recommended though. I suspect it was a rather dangerous thing to do. Kids can be really stupid sometimes.

It was really dangerous for a dog I knew,the release of the gas would freeze the canistor and it would freeze to his tongue when he came up to lick it.

I went to a dead concert one time and bought a balloon of nitrus oxide about three feet in diameter,that was way better,along with the dose

The amazing thing about the anal fixation (and Rush is far from the only rightie with it), is that according to surveys, well over a third... some surveys nearly half... of openly actively gay men have never or do not presently have anal sex. Plenty of other things to do, and some people just don't like it. Of course, there are plenty of straight people who like ass-play, too.

Separate gayness from "ass-pirate" and civil marriages from having anything whatsoever with sexuality (after all, I could legally marry Janet Reno, with no intention of screwing her) and the right-wing commentary is so much anal hot air.

So Rush has an anal fixation and the left has a Rush fixation. Hmmmmmm. They sure spend a lot of time worring about his butt cyst.

They sure spend a lot of time worring about his butt cyst.

Odd, isn't it?

Is it possible that Tush Limbaugh is a latent
homosexual? Certainly no need to suspend disbelief.

"Is it possible that Tush Limbaugh is a latent
homosexual? Certainly no need to suspend disbelief."

#40 | Posted by tiger150

You don't have to suspend disbelief to understand that nost liberals are gay and that is the reason they fixate on Rush's butt. It's pure lust!

Maybe people who are openly gay are liberals, but closeted homosexuality is strictly the domain of the GOP.

"Maybe people who are openly gay are liberals, but closeted homosexuality is strictly the domain of the GOP."

#42 | Posted by tiger150

Please provide statistical proof.

I've never understood exactly how stories get selected for Drudge's front page, but the selection of this one is especially puzzling.

The cited story from Salon is obviously nothing more than a crude hit piece on Limbaugh, written by an untalented author jealous of Limbaugh's success.

This seems more suited for the Daily Kos than for Drudge.

Statistical proof? How do you compile statistics about such things? There is empirical proof though:

Karl Rove
Jeff Gannon
Lindsey Graham
Larry Craig
Rudy (the crossdresser) Giuliani
Ron Christie
Ken Mehlman
Mark Foley
and so on

And don't forget Ted Haggart.

"And don't forget Ted Haggart."

#46 | Posted by tiger150

An "N" of 10 (without proof) out of a population of 300M. You're not much for statistics are you? So I'll just assume your original statement was BS.

You don't have to suspend disbelief to understand that nost liberals are gay and that is the reason they fixate on Rush's butt. It's pure lust!

#41 | Posted by FreddyK at 2009-05-29 09:03 AM | Reply |

I would nuance that by saying that most gays that are out are liberal, while being an openly gay righty is an impossible position to hold...the self-loathing and hypocrisy must be mind-numbing to live with.

Rush just like many other republican men take it up the ass. This isn't news. Republicans are known as the party of closet homosexuals. I wouldn't be surprised if they weren't pedophiles to boot.

"Rush just like many other republican men take it up the ass. This isn't news. Republicans are known as the party of closet homosexuals. I wouldn't be surprised if they weren't pedophiles to boot."

#49 | Posted by rastaninja

You are a pedophile. I know it because I heard it some where or because I just like to make things up.

I don't need to provide proof of my stupid statements because I want to be just like you.

Foley liked young boys. Who knows how young? It is common knowledge republicans are evil depraved assholes.

I've never understood exactly how stories get selected for Drudge's front page, but the selection of this one is especially puzzling.

#44 | Posted by nmg_no

For the first time, that selection process is revealed.

Rcade; 'My ass itches, it either means I need to bathe or we should post a blog about Palin'.

Rcades Assistant; 'Hey, my ass itches too.'

Rcade; 'You know that that means'.

Both in Unison; 'Limbaugh thread'.

"Foley liked young boys. Who knows how young? It is common knowledge republicans are evil depraved assholes."

#51 | Posted by rastaninja

I hear about a liberal who screwed chickens so if your are a liberal then that proves you are a chickenophile too.

I guess he is a real pain in a lib's ass. You guys realy need to get rid of him. Call him names, it worked with Palin.

I'll just assume you're an asshole. What closet do you hide in?

I wish they could prove Rush was gay. His career would tank. It surprises me people aren't trying to dig up more dirt on the guy. Ruining him should be a top priority of anyone who believes in the Left.

#56 | Posted by rastaninja

Looks like you have an anal fixation for Rush.

Ruining him should be a top priority of anyone who believes in the Left.

Evidently it is.. he's all over the news now.. the problem is.. it backfires.. people go listen to him, and many of them (to the chagrin of the left) like him!

He's a smart and entertaining guy.. sorry.

Rush is right.

That's why the left so vigorously attacks him. Because he's articulate, intelligent and doesn't need a teleprompter to make him look like he's articulate and intelligent.

"That's why the left so vigorously attacks (Rush). Because he's articulate, intelligent and doesn't need a teleprompter to make him look like he's articulate and intelligent."

Rush Limbaugh can't rid himself via one asshole, he has to have two, and even then is so full of shit the overage has to escape through his mouth.

Rush is right. You're wrong.

This is what passes for intelligent political discourse today. Limbaugh's intelligent? Compare him do Bill Buckley and tell me how intelligent he sounds.
You guys probably think Hannity is an intellectual too. These guys have the mentality of a 5th grader on the school debate team. George Will is intelligent.
Richard Brookheiser is intelligent. Limbaugh and Hannity are nothing more than GOP shills who don't believe half the things that exit their lips.

So the bloated, Opiate-addicted, pedophile likes butts......but only the ones of little boys.

Rush is right? Only far right. Rush is wrong. The left is right. herm

So the bloated, Opiate-addicted, pedophile likes butts......but only the ones of little boys.

Jesus christ, y'all think way too much about this asshole and talking about him. Why? He's a fat jerk. Surely there is something out there better to obsess and fantasize about isn't there? Here let me help:

The right, in general, are fixated on assholes.

Looked at all the gay slurs tossed around on these threads by certain rtards.

Think it has sommat to do with the large numbers of self loathing closeted gays in the GOP.

Hell, they were always going on and on about great Dumbya and Dickless were and if that aint a prime example of asshole fixation then Spud don't know wot is!

Be Well.

Looked = Look

Be Well.

Rush is smart, articulate, generous and a good guy. All you morons can do is call him fat. Thanks for making an articulate and intelligent point.

Maybe you could get a teleprompter to help you too.

The right, in general,
are fixated on assholes.

That's just a dumb comment.

Pointless. Kind of like adding Be Well at the end of each comment.

pretentious and pointless.

The right, in general, are fixated on assholes.

???

The left is fixated on one of the biggest assholes ever -- Rush. Look at this blog and tell me differently. LOL

FTFY

Looked at all the gay slurs tossed around on these threads by certain rtards.

I see the left very often using gay terminology in a demeaning way. Are they the ones you refer to when you misspell 'retard'? Or just anyone who does it?

I think it should be spelled R-tard, goatie. Then everyone would know what we mean. herm

"Is it possible that Tush Limbaugh is a latent homosexual? Certainly no need to suspend disbelief."

#40 | Posted by tiger150

Limbaugh has just released a press statement. He said "I am not a homosexual, but I have fucked a guy who is"

#73 LOL !!

Here's a beauty of a quote from Uranus himself about the SCOTUS nominee. Mind boggling:

"Rush Limbaugh took an opposite turn from the party chairman, saying that the "way get promoted in the Barack Obama administration" is "by hating white people." Limbaugh also suggested that her nomination would be like picking former Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke for the position."

Ruining him should be a top priority of anyone who believes in the Left. #56 | Posted by rastaninja

No, the exact opposite is true. The Democrat's so-called "fixation" with Rush is an intentional, political, strategic plan, and has been widely reported as such. Obviously, the more a radio shock-jock is portrayed to American voters as the leader of the Republican Party, the less the chances are for a GOP-rebound by next year's mid-term elections. So for the Democrats, rather than ruin Rush, the stronger he becomes, the better. And old Rush takes the bait every time, because he values his own career over any loyalty to the GOP. The GOP pols understand this all to well, as several of the more moderate types have made their pot-shots at Rush trying to get the party back in the control of the actual politicians, often to only follow-up with prompt and humiliating apologies. Meanwhile, Obama's approval ratings soar and soar. The Obama Administration extends its most sincere appreciation to Rush Limbaugh for his key part in dismantling the GOP, and wishes him continued "success".

The Democrat's so-called "fixation" with Rush is an intentional, political, strategic plan

It's a bad plan. It sounds more like a cop-out. The best way to make someone go away is to ignore him. That's a life lesson that everyone of us have learned at one time or another.

The rest of your post gets a FF from me, though.

#76 | Posted by goatman

Just to clarify, I didn't say I persoanlly endorse what the Dems are doing with Rush, in fact to me, it's just more of the same BS partisan clown circus. It just is what it is. They obviously have strategists that plan these things, just like the right has. So, they just see a chance to kick the GOP while its down after the failure of the neocons, keep it disoriented, for pure partisan gain in the next election cycle. Same ol, same ol...

persoanlly = personally

-12th Grade educated
-3-divorces
-a lying hillybilly heroin perscription drug addict
-avoided vietnam by claiming he had cysts in his ass
-twice attempted suicide by his own admission

PLEASE ASSHOLE...TRY SUICIDE ONE MORE TIME AND USE CYANIDE THIS TIME!!

PLEASE ASSHOLE...TRY SUICIDE ONE MORE TIME AND USE CYANIDE THIS TIME!!

But then who would the left talk about? Oh, yea -- there's always Sara Palin's daughter's boyfriend's mother or the preacher in her town.

-12th Grade educated
-3-divorces
-a lying hillybilly heroin perscription drug addict
-avoided vietnam by claiming he had cysts in his ass
-twice attempted suicide by his own admission

#79 | Posted by USATrueandBlue7

And your point is? I'm sure you have links to document all you say.

And your point is?

He, like many lefties are obsessed with Rush and want to gather every detail of his life.

I wonder if Rush knows how obsessed the left is with him? If he does, I'll bet it really swells his already over-inflated ego.

The "left" is "fixated" on Rush, Sarah and Newtie as the rigid side is fixated on Nancy, Sonya and The Big O himself. Jesus Henry Christ, can no one here address issues? herm