Just another day in Mayberry, North Carolina;
Andy griffith; 'Barney, Aunt Bea has some nice chocolate chip cookies baked up for us'.
Barney (smoking a blunt); 'That's cool Andy'. 'Andy, I've always wondered why Aunt Bea never seemed to need a man, ya know, need a man'.
Andy; 'Now Barney, you stay away from my aunt'.
Barney; 'Andy, look at this (laying his gigantic cock on the table). And I just love the way when Aunt Bea walks past, the air smells like fried chicken and turnip greens' (talking to his dong) 'We like that don't we boy. Yes we do'.
Andy; Barney, now you put that away before it goes off. You see now why I only give you one bullet'.
Barney (already lost in thoughts of aunt bea, cookie dough and auto-eroticism); Come to me Bea, I'm a gonna nip you, NIP YOU IN THE BUDDDDDD, OHHHHHH!!!!!!