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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

No news stories I could find on it but there is the legislature.

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Gotta smoke somethin'.

North Carolina is actualy considering this, will wonders never cease.

Full text of the Bill as submited here.

www.ncleg.net

Obviously as a smoker with MS this is huge for me.

Ok reading the text I am a bit confused about what they allow quantity wise. There is talk about 6.5lb a year the federal IND ammount, then half that amount the 24 oz.

So is it 8oz a month, 4oz a month or 2oz a month, any legal folks on here able to understand the legalize? Not that it matters to me that much 2oz a month is pretty much fine by me.

This would be great for me, too.

I live in NC and have osteoarthritis as the result of a couple of botched operations on my ankle after I shattered it and also broke my leg in an auto accident.

They finally got the ankle working right after four tries, but now it hurts constantly from all the stuff they had to do to it.

Pot helps the pain, but where I live the cops are radically into the war on drugs and seem to search a pretty high percentage of the cars they ticket. They just got a new FLIR equipped helicopter and need to raise the revenue to pay for it.

I don't need the legal problems, so I leave the herb alone.

Time to write a few letters.

There are a lot of people on Chemo at Duke Med that would benefit from this. I never thought we'd get a lottery. Never bought a ticket.

Tao - 6.5 lbs is considered to be necessary and adequate dose, so you may purchase that much under the law. If you grow the area can be no larger than 100 sq feet, and possess no more than 24 ounces of "usable" marijuana at any one time.

So you can purchase as much as 8 ounces a month on average. If a plant produces 4 ounces of bud, you can grow six plants. More likely you'd be taking cuttings and keeping a rotation, but until it flowers there's arguably no "usable" marijuana.

I never understood what the big deal about medical marijuana is. It takes a real dirtbag to be opposed to providing marijuana to people with health issues for pain relief.

*shakes head*

Dear Mr. Politician,

Why is this even up for debate?

It can be regulated like alcohol. It can be taxed like Alcohol. It can be sold like cigarettes.

For once in your useless existence, do something positive for the people of your state. Let's have a meeting in the state house. I'll bring my old "water pipe" that hasn't been used in almost 12 years. You use your connections in government to get us some quality bud. We'll sit around the chambers and smoke out.

Dominos and Doritos and searching for exestintialism through a haze of bong smoke.

Or you could continue to be a self-righteous douche nozzle more concerned about your political clout than the well-being of the sick who could benefit from sparking a doobie.

The choice is yours sir or madam.

"6.5 lbs is considered to be necessary and adequate dose"

Damn. And I thought I had a tolerance.


Dominos and Doritos and searching for exestintialism through a haze of bong smoke.

#8 | Posted by Axiom

3 of my favorite things. throw in some titties and beer and you've got a full house.

Axiom,

Nice letter but probably not the tone you want to use :)

Ozark,

Thanks I was getting confused on the whole area grown to useable pot issue. I would have to try and find a dispensiary since I don't own 100sq feet of land or anything near that where I could grow. Also not sure even if it were legal I would be ok growing because I have three kids.

Frank Vincent Zappa: Titties and Beer!
www.youtube.com

Zat - I prefer this version

www.youtube.com

@Tao - Perhaps. I'd have to get it proof read before I mailed it off.

"I prefer this version "

I remember a titty bar once;
Had a sign during the Winter solstice:

TITTIES AND BEER FOR A MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

yuk yuk

www.youtube.com

Camel Toe
www.youtube.com

Marijuanaville
www.youtube.com

Because We're Too White
www.youtube.com

North Carolina!!!???


The first state on the east coast?

I thought for sure Mass. would be the first.

Mass? The Libs talk a good game, but it's the Paulplicans who wish to liberate. Friends with a farm up north could be feeding chickens on hemp seed or mashing them for hogs.

I did forget to add that the 6.5 pounds is what the Federal Program dispenses PER YEAR to people suffering diseases covered under the program - discontinued by GHWBush.

video.google.com

Uncle Sam only gives away the swag.

2 oz's of chronic a week?

Just back the Frito-Lay truck up to the back door.

Maybe after another six-pack of Red Bull I can see well enough to sign for the delivery.


Just another day in Mayberry, North Carolina;

Andy griffith; 'Barney, Aunt Bea has some nice chocolate chip cookies baked up for us'.

Barney (smoking a blunt); 'That's cool Andy'. 'Andy, I've always wondered why Aunt Bea never seemed to need a man, ya know, need a man'.

Andy; 'Now Barney, you stay away from my aunt'.

Barney; 'Andy, look at this (laying his gigantic cock on the table). And I just love the way when Aunt Bea walks past, the air smells like fried chicken and turnip greens' (talking to his dong) 'We like that don't we boy. Yes we do'.

Andy; Barney, now you put that away before it goes off. You see now why I only give you one bullet'.

Barney (already lost in thoughts of aunt bea, cookie dough and auto-eroticism); Come to me Bea, I'm a gonna nip you, NIP YOU IN THE BUDDDDDD, OHHHHHH!!!!!!


#22 | Posted by Lipzoidial

Andy's a prick but even he doesn't deserve that. LOL

Lip, You people are so wrong!

Anyway I have a bunch of people writing their reps on this one oohrah you go ahead and write your rep too. Help a fellow carolinan out with his MS.

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