Q: If a white man in a white car is white power,
and a black man in a black car is black power,
what do you call a mexican and a puerto rican in a red mustang
A: grand theft auto
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?
A: Retardo.
Q: A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car...who's driving?
A: A Cop!!!
Q: What do you call Puerto Ricans jumping out of a plane?
A: Air Pollution
Q) What do you say to a Puerto Rican in a three-piece suit?
A) Will the defendant please rise.
Q: How many people does it take to bury a Puerto Rican?
A: Five, one to lower the PR and four to lower the radio!
Three men, an American, a Russian, and a Puerto Rican, are standing on a bridge. The Russian removes a bottle of vodka from his coat, takes a sip, and then throws the bottle over the bridge.
The Puerto Rican asks, "Why did you do that? That was perfectly good bottle of vodka!"
The Russian replies, "There's plenty of that where I come from."
The Puerto Rican doesn't want to be upstaged, so he removes a joint from his pocket, takes a long puff, and then throws the rest of it over the bridge.
The American exclaims, "Hey! What the hell did you do that for? That was a perfectly good joint!"
The Puerto Rican replies, "There's plenty of that where I come from."
Now, the American doesn't want to be upstaged, so he searches through his pockets but he can't find anything. He looks around for a moment, then grabs the Puerto Rican and throws him over the bridge.
The Russian exclaims, "What the hell did you do that for?"
The American replies, "There's plenty of that where I come from."
Q: When does a Puerto Rican become a Spaniard?
A: When he marries your daughter.
Q: Why do Puerto Rican women wear pointy shoes?
A: To kill the roaches in the corners.
Q: Did you hear about the Puerto Rican secretary who was getting so experienced?
A: she could type twenty mistakes a minute?
Then there was the Puerto Rican surgeon who made medical history. He performed the first appendix transplant.