Later, Tonya Harding will be hosting a needle point exhibit at K-Mart.

These two are really a mess.

They might be a mess, but they gotta make a living.

Yummmmmmmmmmm

And they say young love never lasts...

or

Is that young lover's never last?

Wait!

Oedipus Who??

Mary Kay Letourneau is a slut.

Hey at least Mary Kay Letourneau has a "Hot Box" instead of an "Ice Box".

Larry

Mary Kay Letourneau is a slut.

#6 | Posted by MURPHY at 2009-05-22 05:38 PM | Reply | Flag: Jealous

She greets people and he DJs.

DJ?

Here's a request.

How about the Police's "Don't Stand So Close To Me"?

Wot? Just a suggestion.

After "Hot for Teacher", of course.

Be Well.

/Never ceases to amaze Spud how some people can enrich themselves purely based on their low grade fame (or infamy in this case).

These two are really a mess. #2

true, but this stunt, inexplicably, is the most "normal" behavior for these two to date. they're just good ole American, tolerable crazy. had they just kept to themselves and never made light of the situation, wouldn't the crazy reading be just a bit higher and slightly less palatable?

seriously, what the hell is wrong with me?

"Mary Kay Letourneau is a slut.

#6 | Posted by MURPHY at 2009-05-22 05:38 PM | Reply | Flag: CAN'T KEEP UP DURING FLEET WEEK

#11: FF!

Yes some folks are so honorable.

Mary Kay is an adulterer--chaeting on her husband and 4 children.

And a pedophile.

i agree with murphy. how do you all feel about a teacher who will not allow teens on her facebook until they graduate?

So which party are these two nuts registered under?

If Mary Kay was a GUY who left his wife and four kids to phuck a fifth grade girl--

Oh how they would growl and call the spade a spade.

Smurphy-her husband divorced her-and she spent Seven years in jail for Statutory rape.

Get off yer soap box lady-she's already paid her debt to Society.

The Religious aspect?
Between her and whatever Deity SHE believes in.
YOURS, however-has no say.

#15 | Posted by Diablo

They don't vote. She is a felon so can't. The boy is too dumb.

#17 | Posted by frankf55

I bet you say that to all the pedophiles who serve their time.

One strike and you are out of society and in prison for life for pedophiles.

They don't vote. She is a felon so can't. The boy is too dumb.

Incorrect. Felons may/may not vote based on the state they reside.

Thank you, Yav. I was going to say that myself. Her husband (Lolitus?) can vote, that's for certain.
Any Seattle posters want to look up the gruesome twosome's party affiliation?

/Never ceases to amaze Spud how some people can enrich themselves purely based on their low grade fame (or infamy in this case).

#9 | Posted by dethspud at 2009-05-22 05:58 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag:

I would say 6th grader IS low grade fame.

These two are really a mess.

#2 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine

Your statement is one more example of how far our society needs to be educated and reformed. Pedophobic discrimination is an afront to good old American civil rights and our quest for the pursuit of happiness.

When will all our citizens be treated with the respect and dignity they deserve? It's time to add the next letter to the list...ie., LGBT should be LGBTP (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgendered and Pedophiles). One day America will embrace all its people...as obviously this Seattle bar has!

No Justice, No Peace!

"Bring out your men (and children), that we might know them!" Genesis 19:5

Emotional moral reasonings of 13 year olds.

Larry, is that you posting over at Seeking Alpha as Larry M?

Mary Kay Letourneau is a slut.

#6 | Posted by MURPHY at 2009-05-22 05:38 PM | Reply

Someone's gotta be, Muffy.

"MURPHY"...To call this Bitch a slut is an insult to SLUTS!!!

Larry, is that you posting over at Seeking Alpha as Larry M?

#25 | Posted by rightisright at 2009-05-23 10:46 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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WTF?? Oh and whatever it is what are YOU doing over there.

Larry

I dunno. There's a guy called Larry M over at SeekingAlpha who capitalizes all the nouns. Just thought it was a coincidence, that's all. And don't even get that guy started on GM.

I googled SeekingAlpha. If it's that stock market site You can forever forget if it's Me or not. That's way beyond My intellectual abilities to understand. Sorry

Larry

Hey Murphy why is a Woman that loves to sleep around a lot a slut but when a Man goes out to "Bag the Babes" He is a stud muffin?? I mean hell society in general condemns a Woman that spreads Her legs too often but congratulates a Man who bangs many a "hole in one"(Don't get excited BLT not THAT type of hole in one.) Seems to Me utter and complete poppycock.

Larry

I am beginning to think Larry wishes he was a woman.

And I am begining to think Jackass/Hardcore/Messiah/Rasta wishes He was a Man.

Larry I am more man than you could ever hope to be. Keep defending these ladies. Just realize women want a real man not a pansy servant.

Murphy why is a Woman that loves to sleep around a lot a slut but when a Man goes out to "Bag the Babes" He is a stud muffin??

Because women can't be studs and men can't be sluts, Larry.

Why would a Man as You claim to be RastaNinja always feel the need to try and proclaim His "Manliness" upon a blog?? I mean if You have to go and advertise Your studliness then You really are nothing but a dud. True men never have to go to those lengths to make them appear to be a Man.

Larry

Because women can't be studs and men can't be sluts, Larry.

Posted by goatman at 2009-05-24 02:26 AM | Reply

You are half right and half wrong. A woman can't be a stud but a man can most definitely be a slut.

Larry

Larry,

Women have always been held by society to a higher moral standard than men when it comes to sex and the number of sexual partners.

But when speaking of single men, they will hit almost anything whereas women are a lot choosier and, more than anything else, emotions and feelings come much more into play with a woman's decision to have sex with a particular man, whereas most men could care less and base their desire for sex primarily on physical need.

That's not to say that for men sex is not made more enjoyable and meaningful for them if they have sex with a woman they truly love and care about. It's just that with most men emotions are not the determining factor when it comes to deciding with whom to have sex whereas for women it normally is.

Of course the above doesn't apply, I guess, to married men who remain faithful to their wives as they are in another category separate and apart from single men. I think.

I could never be Married. Usually after 6 months I am ready for somebody new.

a man can most definitely be a slut.
Larry
#37 | POSTED BY LARRYMOHR AT 2009-05-24 02:35 AM | REPLY | FLAG: Been There Done That

Basically Christine it boils down to if a woman can't control Herself She is less than a "proper" woman but if a Man can't control His urges it's peachy king cause in society the Man is supposedly supposed to be the all powerful one the one who is allowed to go out and sow His wild oats. But if a Woman does it shame fer shame. Funny how the scarlet letter only applied to the Female and never the one who also was part of the adulatry.

Larry

a man can most definitely be a slut.

Larry

No one wants to say it and take the dump.

Why I think Mikey is jealous. Awwwwww poor feller.

[/SARCASM on the last part]

If a woman wants to be a slut let her. There will always be a need in housed of ill repute across this great nation.

Typical Goatman. Oh well laters.

I could never find anyone to marry me. Usually after 6 minutes they're ready for somebody new.

#40 | Posted by rastaninja

Fixed it for you

#47 -- you're generous. I'd give a ratsa marriage about 6 milliseconds.

whereas most men could care less and base their desire for sex primarily on physical need.

Please. Men are attracted to physicality and can be more easily led by beauty.

Women prove to have more sex drive than men but they often trade pleasure for security.

In my view it depends on the stage of life you're in and how well you handle it. When I was young a woman could entice me into bed by being affectionate. But the "free love" thing never appealed to me.

Spontaneity is something else.

Without the emotional aspect it's just mutual masturbation.

"...whereas most men could care less and base their desire for sex primarily on physical need."

Please. Men are attracted to physicality and can be more easily led by beauty.

49 | Posted by OzarkAggie at 2009-05-24 03:08 AM |

Isn't that exactly what I just said in the sentence you were responding to?

Rasta

Are all of us here on DR invited to your wedding when you finally meet a nice girl and decide to finally settle down?

You can throw a big bar-b-que for us after the wedding.

Yes especially all the republicans. It will be a great opportunity to settle some old scores.

"a man can most definitely be a slut.

Larry

No one wants to say it and take the dump.

#43 | Posted by goatman "

Goatman it takes a real man to be a Bitch.

Oh Please, CHRIS

A Jackass wedding would consist of a cash bar, a garage band and a honeyroom in a single-wide.

I do the taxes for a few rent-a-cops and I know what they earn.

Bar-b-q is definitely out of the question.

Isn't that exactly what I just said...

No Christine. You imply that we are overwhelmed by our desires. I say no. But we are attracted to beauty, and the more so the better I say.

That's a higher level of appreciation than you suggest, and it's not just about fornication, but Love.

You imply that we are overwhelmed by our desires.

He was in a quandary...being devoured by the swirling cesspool of his own steaming desires... uh.. the guy was a wreck.

No Christine. You imply that we are overwhelmed by our desires. I say no. But we are attracted to beauty, and the more so the better I say.

#55 | Posted by OzarkAggie

Speak for yourself personally it's the most improbable females that give me a woody whereas beautiful women have nurse one outta me. Not that I'd ever complain.

#42 | Posted by LarryMohr

Throughout the majority of human history, women were (and, in certain areas, still are) treated like property. Controlling a woman's sexuality was the only way - until very recently - to know for sure who was the father of the new kiddo.

This has roots in our evolution, but it goes back further than just humans. When a group of apes gets together and raids an opposing group, the invading males (if successful) will usually smash all the babies in the losing group and impregnate the conquered females to further spread their own seed.

Sorry, left the last bit off.

Hence, male promiscuity =
"good" and female promiscuity = "bad".

damn # 58 just ruined the higher species ritual...

This has roots in our evolution, but it goes back further than just humans.

Jared Diamond talks about this behaviour in his very good book, "Guns, Germs, and Steel".

Usually after 6 months I am ready for somebody new.

#40 | Posted by rastaninja

Rasta--when you meet the right girl--you won't want to wonder after 6 months.

I hope she is a republican. ;o)

#58 | Posted by Zarathustra

Yeah lions do the same thing.

As for Larry's question--

Women have the power with sex over men. Generally speaking we have what the men want.

And if a guy is out doing the whoopi with anyone and everything--most folks will not look favorably on them either.

Guys like to brag and other guys soak it up--even if it's all a lie.

Being a male prostitute or male slut is not a glamorous nickname.

You know--it could turn black and fall off.

heck the old milk bottles worked just fine...

You know--it could turn black and fall off.

#64 | Posted by MURPHY at 2009-05-24 04:48 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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Not if You don't restrict the blood flow it won't fall off.

Larry

Murphy I cant imagine ever loving a republican. If she can't commit to the Dnc I can't commit to her

Usually after 6 months I am ready for somebody new.

#40 | Posted by rastaninja

Have you ever dated anyone but a Chinese girl?

I eat Chinese and want more a few hours later.