"While computer nerds are obviously good at IT, what we didn't realise is that they're good at "it" too. "

Haven't these people ever seen "Revenge of the Nerds"?

more likely to use love gadgets.

When I stick my hard drive into her slot, her Ram goes up.

well, if one can get past the geekiness...

When the IT Geeks software becomes hardware you better watch out! They'll give "RAM" and "harddrive" whole new meaning.

So THAT is how RCADE gets lucky huh?? Well I'll be damned.

When I stick my hard drive into her slot, her Ram goes up.

#2 | Posted by dxlingr at 2009-05-22 09:34 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag:

Shouldn't that be Her ROM goes up??

Repeat
Orgasm
Multiplier

Just checking

I am sure geeks had something to do with the research.

Shit, how can you have a lover if you never leave your parents basement.

So THAT is how RCADE gets lucky huh?? Well I'll be damned.

#5 | Posted by LarryMohr

How pathetic, on your knees and worship your master.

Hilarious. Love the mega-headline.

RCADE - point taken, you shorted out my video card when it tried to load that font size

I've been telling the missus this for years. Finally I have proof!

I would think the pocket protector and mechanical pencils would hurt her right breast

I've been telling the missus this for years. Finally I have proof!

#10 | Posted by rcade at 2009-05-22 09:48 AM | Reply

While you've been telling her, I've been showing her.

Nerds wear pocket protectors.

Computer geeks don't.

As for comic book geeks, movie geeks, sci-fi geeks, fantasy geeks..etc etc

No research?

I thought this might give you a tickle RCADE...but WOW a big bold blowup on the FRONT PAGE is super.

Ahem...Are you trying to tell us something?

HOLY CRAPPE! THE HEADLINE - MY EYES - MY EYES!

#10 | Posted by rcade

Okay...now I understand. LOL

Vernon You have it all wrong. The Nerd wear a TShirt that is the design of a button up shirt with pocket protector and mechanical pencils on it. They also carry a protractor to determin at which angle the proper placement of the "Harddrive" should be in relationship to the USB (Universal Sexual Booth port is.

Larry

PS I thought Geeks were the Circus Sideshow folks.

Yes, traditionally geeks would bite the heads off chickens, stuff like that.

But the only thing worse than a sideshow freak
Is a grit-eating, scum-sucking
Pencil Neck Geek.

Al a Ozzie Ozborne.

My girlfriend will confirm this.

rcade - can you make ALL the print like the headline here - that way i won't have to search out a pair of glasses? thank you ahead of time.

You can do it yourself, nanc -- "page", "text size", or "zoom"

i'm a techtard, goatman...but still a good lover i'll bet!

how does one "zoom"? i'll be glad when they make a monitor in "roomsize".

NANC.....control- or control +

Q: What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A: Women don't take 3 1/2'' floppies

(old, I know)

I think I would take this "anonymous study" with a grain of salt. It may be that in Britain, the geeks are the only ones that can afford dental care.

Hey Corky...THANKS for the heads up on replacing the keyboard.

I got one off ebay for twenty bucks and installed it.

Laptop good as new!

rcade - can you make ALL the print like the headline here - that way i won't have to search out a pair of glasses? thank you ahead of time.

#22 | Posted by nanc at 2009-05-22 10:17 AM | Reply

Nanc:

Try holding down your 'Ctrl' key and then hitting the '+' key as many times as you need to

thankx, kerrin! i'm off to try it now.

WOW!

kerrin57

Good job, Kerrin. Your Certificate of Technical Excellence is in the mail!

(that's what I tell our clients who figure out something for themselves)

Why? Is that what your boyfriend told you?

Banner Headline action before breakfast?

Wozzit?

"Computer Geeks Make Better Lovers"?

By "make" are we talking robotics here?

Some kinda digital luff-doll? No?

Wot, the geek squad think they are some kinda luff-gods now?

LOL! Reality check boys!

Look. Just cos you've managed to finish every Leisure Suit Larry game ever made does NOT neccessarily make you a "better lover".

Be Well.

Computer Geeks Make Better Lovers...
According to a Survey of Right Hands

According to a Survey of Right Hands

#35 | Posted by kanrei

As well as a "smattering" of Left hands....

Whats the news, women have been telling me this for years.

Given front page, I'd say RCade had some doubt.

case closed.

I don't think a "tiny URL" will do the job, Auntie.

I work in IT and am bookmarking this thread.

Frankf55 uses a typewriter.

did not read all the posts, but it has to be cause the nerds think it might be their last (if not first) shot at it.

#42 | Posted by freechoice at 2009-05-22 12:23 PM | Reply | Flag DWEEB

Is it my imagination or is this headline getting bigger?

And this rates a headline.....why?

And this rates a headline.....why?

Cos Rcade is a real computer geek and thus he's getting a real kick out of the topic.

Is like if Spud found an article entitled "8 1/2 inch tall talking veggies make better Luffers" there would not be a moment's hesitation by Spud before posting it as a blog entry and then immmediately requesting nay DEMANDING a banner headline in order to bring enlightment to the masses on the issue.

In short, is a perspective thang.

Be Well.

If Studly He-man has an 'inconvenient moment', when his hard little buddy won't rise to the occassion, he will cry and go kill himself, thus being the state of his ego.

If that happens to a nerd, he will get creative and attack the problem from a different perspective. One thing nerds love is to solve a problem. A floppy wicket is a problem whose solutions are only limited by your imagination.

Surely you guys don't think we evolved from the big old tough caveman that tried to fight a dinosaur (and got eaten)? Nope, we descended from the fast little smart fuckers that knew it's best to go back in the cave until the dinosaur is gone.

Then the nerd caveman said to himself, well, as long as i'm in the cave with nothing else to do, I may as well get me some cave pussy.

So that explains evolution as well as nerds being better lovers.

This must be the computer talking. I didnt think that sitting in front of the computer with pants down around the ankles qualifies as sex

this reminds me of some of my counseling while teaching..
one young man in particular was being harrased by yokels and I told him not to worry that some day he would be designing ditches that those guys would be digging
he became a high ranking official with at&t and now works overseas and has a private plane and such...
and all because he was a geek so you see whether its love or money.....geeks are smart enough to get what they want

NOW where did I put that computers for dummies book??????

"RCADE - point taken, you shorted out my video card when it tried to load that font size"

That's what she said!

"One thing nerds love is to solve a problem. A floppy wicket is a problem whose solutions are only limited by your imagination."

So true. It was geeks that developed Viagra.

So true. It was geeks that developed Viagra.

#51 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2009-05-22 02:33 PM

Here's a nerd sweetie that would warp your drive.

COMPUTER LOVERS MAKE BETTER GEEKS!

early this morning on redeye.......fox political comedy....you should watch it...they have libs and rednecks and conservatives, hot FOX news chicks and a gay liberal........completely different from the dl hughly waste of time on cnn.....

the hot FOX news chick said that nerds were good because they were so appreciattive and then she said something about getting laid...my words...by television graphics people.......good jokes from all of them about how the graphics people were going to hound her..

well..I guess you had to be there...