Thanks for posting this. I see on the same page you can order a book called, 'How to Live With a Huge Penis'.

As well as "Joe the Plumber: Defending America".

Ok, I'll ask. So what's the deal with the 3 wolves moon shirt.

BTW, I'm not impartial because every redneck I've ever seen, at the flea market, who had their 'sunday t-shirt' on, was wearing this same shirt.

this shirt and the obligatory '3' hat. (not the '3' hat they wear to work, but the good clean '3' hat that they only wear to weddings, funerals and the flea market).

"but the good clean '3' hat that they only wear to weddings, funerals and the flea market"

Lipz, you is a retarded. evybody knows thems three diffn't 3 hats!

As well as "Joe the Plumber: Defending America".

#2 | Posted by ZombieHunter

As well as BHO's " Trust me, I know Economics, Really, I swear I am not a Socialist"

HA! I thought ZH was making that up. Turns out old Joe actually did have his name put on a book.

Good job Joe! Take the suckers for their money while you can (could?).

I thought the Shirt, Joe The Plumber book, and Zubaz pants were bad enough but here we have a product that should result in the immediate detention and mandatory personal finance education for anyone who buys it.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Obama Chia.

What the hell is a blatant advertisement doing on the DR. I may have mentioned selling knives to a given person but a whole thread dedicated to selling T-shirts?

Ummm...I don't get why this is a thread?

It's a T Shirt. So?

I think I'm gonna put up a thread about saddle shoes.

Saddle Shoes?? You mean You place a saddle on them and they walk for You?? I don't get it.

Larry

Larry,

I don't know why I said saddle shoes. It was the first thing I thought of. It's early yet, ya know!! lol

Here's what saddle shoes look like. They are from the 50's.

Damnnnn thems some funky looking shoes. Looks like something a wannabe "playboy" would wear.

Larry

They wore those during the sock hop era. They made a come back in the early 70's for awhile.

My gram used to say "hold on to things long enough and they come back into style".

I don't think she is wrong there!

#9 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-05-20 06:49 AM | Reply | Flag: LMAO!

wolves howl at the moon in hopes it will just go away - makes perfect sense that our dear departed shepherd/wolf shemale used to bark and howl her heart out every time a democrat came into the yard.

These are all some good gift ideas. I once gave a friend a tongue scraper for christmas. It was a gag-gift thing. (I got a giant martini glass with lights on it)

Anyway, the next time I saw him, I asked him if he had used that tongue scraper and he said he used it every day. Who Knew?

I once gave a friend a tongue scraper for christmas.

It was a gag-gift thing.

#15 | Posted by Lipzoidial

LOL!

do we know this product reviewer?
After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women

#17 | Posted by northguy3

your shirt will come with the baker's dozen wolves.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women

#17 | Posted by northguy3

FF

Damn, that's a fantastic story. I almost want more details but the sound of sweaty fat rolls slapping together makes me nauseous.

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A badonkadonk land cruiser/tank for 19K.

Isn't that the thing Luke Skywalker used as a get-away ride when he rescued Han Solo?

I know this guy that went to Algeria where most of those scenes were filmed. He has Uncle Owen's kitchen table and other assorted paraphernalia. I need to send him an e-mail on this I think.

Brings another question to mind...Why do I RARELY see a thin person using those scooters?

Ewwwwwwwww...it seems like 99.9% are built like Jabba the Hutte.

That design moves the lupine spirit within; no wonder most people you see wearing similar shirts look like they know nothing of personal hygiene, and regularly howl at the moon!

I had a t-shirt with a hand painted timber wolf on it and the response from young ladies was amazing. I am in a wheelchair and even so I was approached by cuties and asked about the wolf. It was a very well done painting and the wolf looked both wild and in some weird way friendly. Had I been younger, it would have been a hand painted chick magnet.

Zar, I love t-shirt hell.