Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Sunday, May 17, 2009

A 17-year-old in North Carolina has been arrested on armed robbery charges after allegedly trying to rob a computer cafe with a banana hidden under his shirt. John Szwillia, 17, man was foiled in his attempt when the store owner and a patron were not fooled by his less-than-fruitful scheme.

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Holy Shit, just look at his pic. Talk about shallow end of the gene pool.

OORAH, I didn't know you Carolinians were still keepin' it all in the family here in the 21st Century.


PS and off topic, Walt is on Facebook, I got a friend request from him today.

He wanted to re-peel the gun laws?


He wanted to re-peel the gun laws?

#3 | Posted by LetUsPrey at 2009-05-17 02:25 PM | Reply | Flag: Groan.....so bad should be banned from DR for 1 year.

Aw c'mon.

7 day waiting period on all Bananas.

-7 day waiting period

A slippery slope. Next there'll applications in triplicate for banana splits.

Now, had he put that same banana in his pants, he prolly could have gotten anything he wanted.

Is that a banana in yer pocket or are you just trying to rob me?

Seriously?

Why didn't he just throw the banana on the floor and maybe some slippery ice cream and then tried to split?

Don't look at Spud like that!

After Keith's headline and, especially, LUP's post #3 all bets are off!

Fark the assault weapons ban we need a banana ban right now!

At the very least we need John Cleese to teach us some www.youtube.com

Be Well.

/Yes, Spud realises we were supposed to talk about pointed sticks this week, all apologies.

//Bananas? We haven't done that one yet!

teach us some "self defense"*

Be Well.

"Don't look at Spud like that! "

i.pbase.com

Or was it z.about.com

#10 | Posted by Zatoichi

Whaa?

* click *

Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /o4/78/587478/1/
48038827.CRW_1137.jpg on this server.

Dang, now Spud is genuinely curious.

Be Well.

Or was it z.about.com

Despina the Ditz?

The original air-head from The View?

Spud would totally tag that but only after first insisting that she be fitted with a ball gag.

/Yes, Spud has standards! Go figure!

Be Well.

"Forbidden"

Not to me.
How about this?

www.who2.com

or

wingnutsunited.files.wordpress
.com

More like this....

www.diddly.com

or this.....

www.diddly.com

Sorry! Incorrect links.... I'll work on it.

I am going to hate myself in the morning for this but top this if you can....

www.youtube.com

Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /o4/78/587478/1/
48038827.CRW_1137.jpg on this server.

Dang, now Spud is genuinely curious.

Be Well.

#11 | Posted by dethspud

Spunness-I got the same thing. Censorship? I am outraged nay incensed-actually I have never said that before and couldn't miss the chance.

You probably have to be registered on the server.

7 day waiting period on all Bananas.

#6 | Posted by Unclesam

Remember! No talk about arms controls around rtards-it makes them "bananas"......

Chimpy's fault.

OORAH, you don't remember Walt? That's his user name as well. I haven't seen him post here in maybe 9 mos or so. He was a contractor in Iraq. I think he's now in Afghanistan.

He posted a lot in 2004-2006.

Of course, although Walt and I are opposed on most issues, I've always found him to be reasonable and he seems to be a guy you definitely would want to have a beer with.

What is wrong with young people nowadays? Punk could've stayed in school, gotten a MBA from Wharton and legally ripped off investors for millions of $ legally if he had any smarts.

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