I have a friend who went to NA meetings for pot.
#6 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine
about 12 years ago, I failed a drug test. At that time, I was stationed overseas for 1 1/2 years and I didn't have any weed at all during that time. So I came home and my wife had a big party for me and invited some folks I work with. Someone had one joint and we went out back and smoked it.
One of those assholes from work ratted me out and I got a random test and of course failed it.
Part of keeping your job was to go to NA meetings.
So when the sessions were goin on, some guy would stand and say, hi my name is jack and I'm a heroin addict and I killed my whole family. Next guy, hi my name is bob and I am a crack addict and a pedophile in between prison terms. Then me, 'hi my name is lipzoidial and i smoked one joint in one year and i have to come to this fucking place'.
The counselor would say, 'umm, sir, could I speak to you in my office'? So we go in and she says, 'do you believe this program is any good'? I said, 'yes, absolutely, you people do some of the best work in the world'. She said, 'why don't you participate'? I said, 'I am participating, I told the exact truth and bared my soul'.
She said, 'how can i keep you from ruining what we are doing'? I said, 'Sign my release papers and declare me cured'. She did and I went back to work and my boss, who was like Cookfish and 101 without the soft gentle side, was pissed off.