Good for her.

Be afraid of Palin, liberals.
Be very afraid.

Will it come with a comemorative bottle of power steering fluid?? Just curious.

Larry

"Palin Signs Book Deal"

MARVEL-ous!

Now she is going to make more money than us for being a shitty mother? What gall! -The Pro-Choice Libbies

Good for her--can't wait to read it!

There's been so much written about and spoken about in the mainstream media and in the anonymous blogosphere world, that this will be a wonderful, refreshing chance for me to get to tell my story, that a lot of people have asked about, unfiltered."

I hope she has a ghost writer.

She's terrible at sentence structure.

#6 | Posted by Twinpac

AAHHHH grammar nazis are back.

And you know this how?

Does it make you feel smart saying that or are you trying to impress someone?

I love how your messiah's favorite word is "UH"

Don't forget your brown shirts children.

"My Pet Moose" - an epic journey of an Alaskan moose, "Ewebetcha", and his adventures in the country of Africa.

(mostly pictures)

#8 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY

ubetcha, for those of you who speak ebonics.

can't wait to not buy it and then not read it

"ubetcha, for those of you who speak ebonics."

Um...I think that's Alaskonics, not ebonics.

much like your messiah's book "UH, wheres the telpromtr?

chickenshit:

"ubetcha" is Sarahspeak, not ebonics.

Be sure to write "libtard" and "brownshirts" more in the future. It's good to advertise your limited vocabulary and education.

*** "My Pet Moose" - an epic journey of an Alaskan moose, "Ewebetcha", and his adventures in the country of Africa.

(mostly pictures) ***

I don't consider that a negative.

re: #12 post

*laughing, snorting, chuckling*

Be afraid of Palin, liberals.
Be very afraid.

We're terrified. She's so powerful even the NOPpers are apparently afraid of her. Either that or she's yesterday's news and they can't be bothered with her anymore.

We're still quaking in our boots over Jindu the Hindu, if that makes you feel better.

It's OK. We'll finally get the truth from Palin, and you libs can crawl under your respective rocks and read exciting stories like Joe Biden's meteoric rise to mediocrity. Or the Pelosi guide to plastic surgery and truth-dodging. Or Gore's latest scare-fest about Global Warming (wait, scratch that) Climate Change (no, wait) Cap and Trade (drop that, it didn't test well either) the coming Ice Age (oops - that was the 70's). Aww, screw it - it doesn't matter what he calls the current lie, you guys will eat it up like arugula salad.

To quote another Texas blogger:
LOL!

You mean Palin hasn't told America the "truth" yet, and on live television no less?

You mean America hasn't already heard enough dirt from and about the Wasilla Hillbillies?

Spin away in Disneyland!

In other news, her poll numbers in Alaska have been sliding downward a nice pace.

It seems the people that elected her actually want her to do her job now that her election run is over.

What gall of these people to think she should have to do her job. After all, there are books to be written (and banned).

Will she read it?

It's OK. We'll finally get the truth from Palin,

#17 | Posted by Dinsey at 2009-05-12 10:28 PM | Reply | Flag:

Riiiiiight, because she's had so few chances to get it out there yet.

Keep waiting.

*** "My Pet Moose" - an epic journey of an Alaskan moose, "Ewebetcha", and his adventures in the country of Africa.

(mostly pictures) ***

I don't consider that a negative.

#14 | Posted by Dinsey

----------

Neither does 'the base'. Hopefully they'll put an 'UP' arrow on the cover so this doesn't happen:

(if self penned - ya, sure that'll happen)

Chapter 3 - My Collage Years

"When I was a freshwoman at Hawaii Pacific Collage in Honalulu, North Idaho Collage, and the Univercity of Idaho in Mosscow........"

You laugh AU-- and Obama took five years off to be a deadhead before he went to Harvard.

When did Obama follow the Grateful Dead for five years, Murphy?

Do you have a link, or anything?

You laugh AU-- and Obama took five years off to be a deadhead before he went to Harvard.

Really?

Following high school, he moved to Los Angeles in 1979 to attend Occidental College. After two years he transferred in 1981 to Columbia University in New York City, where he majored in political science with a specialization in international relations and graduated with a B.A. in 1983. He worked for a year at the Business International Corporation and then at the New York Public Interest Research Group.

After four years in New York City, Obama moved to Chicago, where he was hired as director of the Developing Communities Project (DCP), a church-based community organization originally comprising eight Catholic parishes in Greater Roseland (Roseland, West Pullman and Riverdale) on Chicago's far South Side. He worked there as a community organizer from June 1985 to May 1988. During his three years as the DCP's director, its staff grew from one to thirteen and its annual budget grew from $70,000 to $400,000. He helped set up a job training program, a college preparatory tutoring program, and a tenants' rights organization in Altgeld Gardens. Obama also worked as a consultant and instructor for the Gamaliel Foundation, a community organizing institute

Deadhead or community organizer--is there a difference?

The point is he took off 5 years.

And you crap all over someone taking five years at four schools to get a degree.

You are such an elitist. 'o)

Murphy-
re: Deadhead or community organizer--is there a difference?

Yes. For example, nutcase: you said he was a "deadhead" for five years.

Do words have objective meaning in your world, Humpty Dumpty?

Murphy, is your goal here to convince everyone that you don't have the slightest fucking clue what you are talking about -- ever?

If so, you are a smashing success!

Be afraid of Palin, liberals.
Be very afraid.

So very true.

And not just her but that scary Michelle Bachman too!

Spud hopes and prays that the GOP don't go with a Palin/Bachman presidential campaign in 2012.

The very thought of that horrifying Dream Team crushing the Dems with an unstoppable jugernaut of a campaign turns me veins into ice water in a kind of furious, indescribable, heart-pounding fit of sheer unremitting, unrelieved terror.

Brrrrr!

Also, ...wotever you do, fer gawd's sake don't throw Brer Spud in the Briar Patch.

Oh Noez! That would never do!/snark>

Be Well.

I'll bet this was in negotiations from the day KcCain made her the VP candidate. This is a straight no brainer.

And you crap all over someone taking five years at four schools

At least they were the creme de la creme of schools!

I know you're a fan, so consider my ribbing good natured - which it is.

Will she shun the hated "Mainstream Media" on her book tour?

:-)

Deadhead or community organizer - is there a difference?

I'll consider that 'good natured' since no American with a computer should be considered that stupid....

Unless they can't name one publication they read

Murphy has had a quite severe case of depression since the election. I'm going to stop picking on her. It's gotten too sad.

Murphy, why don't you get the frigging Hubby to take you out for a fancy dinner at Red Lobster? I can give you a coupon. Unlimited breadsticks too.

OOPS, sorry that's at The Olive Garden. But your choice! Enjoy!

MURPHY

A cute pic for your scrapbook.

Will it be a coloring book?

But if she did write it, it would make for one heck of an audio book!

You Betcha!

"Raising a Cabbage Patch Retard" by Sarah Palin

Since she actually knew her father she could title the book 'Dreams from My Father'. What? Already used?

Good for her--can't wait to read it!

#5 | Posted by MURPHY at 2009-05-12 09:48 PM | Reply | Flag: Like Totally.

"Raising a Cabbage Patch Retard" by Sarah Palin

#40 | Posted by furio at 2009-05-13 03:45 AM

You realize that you are insulting retards everywhere.

I will wait for this piece of garbage to go to the bargain bin before buying it.

I am interested though, I love peering into the criminal mind.

Will it be a coloring book?

#37 | Posted by zelkova

My guess was pop-up book.

An excerpt?

in america do somethin stupid you get a book deal-do somethin smart you get a book deal---why should palin's book deal suprise anyone----if you expect her to refuse the money or to admit to bein wrong
--don't buy the book
jasman

Good for her--can't wait to read it!

#5 | POSTED BY MURPHY

I'll bet it'll be worse than Joe the plumbers book.

Will she name after a sermon by a racist priest that she never heard?

"I hope she has a ghost writer. She's terrible at sentence structure." #6 | Posted by Twinpac

Maybe she can get William Ayres. He has experience already polishing up on um..ah,,ah,,ah..ummm..sentence structure.

Ayers? For his own books, yes. What else are you referring to?

from the top...

Good for her.

Be afraid of Palin, liberals.
Be very afraid.

#1 | Posted by dean_buvia at 2009-05-12 09:26 PM

dean, dean, dean...we're just quaking in our
penny loafers dean.

S.P. is the best thing to happen to the Democrats since Bill (I'm gonna cut to commercial) O'Liely...

but hey, you keep tryin to make that lipsticked bulldog fly...

(snortle)...just one question though, who really was the ghostwriter for her grocery store checkout aisle rag of a memoir...(for we all know she can't write).

She would be a great face on the "Why Literacy" campaign though...that's her ticket...

Palin could be the first person to write a book without actually having read one.

Palin could be the first person to write a book without actually having read one.

#52 | Posted by igmoramus at 2009-05-13 11:36 AM

Apparently, you haven't heard about Duuuhbya's book deal.

When it comes out, it'll be in the "Fiction" area in the library.

"Since she actually knew her father she could title the book 'Dreams from My Father'. What? Already used?

#41 | Posted by zulu at 2009-05-13 07:07 AM"

I think "Reams from My Father" is a better reflection of Palin's celebrated small town America upbringing.

Will it come with a comemorative bottle of power steering fluid?? Just curious.

#2 | Posted by LarryMohr

Why, are your eyes changing color because you a quart low?

"When I was a freshwoman at Hawaii Pacific Collage in Honalulu, North Idaho Collage, and the Univercity of Idaho in Mosscow........"

#23 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY

I guess she was following you around the world. I'm surprised you remember all that.

At least it'll have more in it than Obama's.

a church-based community organization originally comprising eight Catholic parishes in Greater Roseland (Roseland, West Pullman and Riverdale) on Chicago's far South Side.

Friggin' commies.

Wonder if she'll have a chapter "Doing Hubbie's Business Partner for Fun and, well just for fun."

or

"A Mom's guide to Teenage Fornication"

""We'll finally get the truth from Palin, ""

Are you really that fucking thick? Holy-fucking-helmet-wearing-
retard, batman!

I was reading an article about how the 'on-line community' doesn't really pay attention anymore to the standard book-reviewers of the past and have developed it's own ideas about book reviews.

It said that Palin will be bar-b-q'ed on-line by the book reviewers, who tend to be intelligent and well-read (imagine that). It gave an example of (the web-sites) favorite on-line review of (some book).

'This book, I couldn't put it down. No literally, I couldn't put it down, there was something sticky on the cover. Super-glue maybe? Anyway, I figured as long as I was stuck with it, I may as well read it. I did until I couldn't take it anymore and just cut off my hand instead.'

You lib retards have made my day again. This entire thing is insulting Palin without one bit if fact in any thread. All you have ever done to since she stepped on the national stage is to call her names and degrade her character. When will you ever realize that you have valid arguements in your sorry bodies.

All you have ever done is spew hate for the woman. Doesn't it tase like shit when it passes over your tongue?

"You lib retards have made my day again. This entire thing is insulting Palin without one bit if fact in any thread. All you have ever done to since she stepped on the national stage is to call her names and degrade her character. When will you ever realize that you have valid arguements in your sorry bodies."

Hey Snotty, before you call for peer reviews here why don't first do it against your Creationist dogma? You mouth breathing, bible thumping, jesus freak.

All you have ever done to since she stepped on the national stage is to call her names and degrade her character.

Not true. We laughed at her more. As for her character, is that the "pro-bridge to nowhere before she was against the bridge to nowhere" moral character you refer to?

And Snippy, before you bitch about anybody degrading anybody's character, when the fuck was Bill Clinton ever a convicted felon, as you have claimed?

I'm going to guess that the book won't be an Encyclopedia, eh?

I'm going to guess that the book won't be an Encyclopedia, eh?

#65 | Posted by Corky

Nor an atlas.

The Mooseburger Cook Book would be a best seller in Cicely.

Has Palin announced who is going to actually write the book?

when the fuck was Bill Clinton ever a convicted felon, as you have claimed?

#64 | Posted by northguy3

He was impeached for lying to a grand jury! I have never said he was a convicted felon. Once again you are making shit up. You are a master at it.

Since you don't know the meaning of the word, here it is.

Impeachment is the first of two stages in a specific process for a legislative body to consider whether or not to forcibly remove a government official from office. The impeachment itself brings the charges against the government.

Impeachment does not necessarily result in removal from office; it is only a legal statement of charges, parallel to an indictment in criminal law. An official who is impeached faces a second legislative vote (whether by the same body or another), which determines conviction, or failure to convict, on the charges embodied by the impeachment. Most constitutions require a supermajority to convict. Although the subject of the charge is criminal action, it does not constitute a criminal trial; the only question under consideration is the removal of the individual from office, and the possibility of a subsequent vote preventing the removed official from ever again holding political office in the jurisdiction where he was removed.

"He was impeached for lying to a grand jury! I have never said he was a convicted felon. Once again you are making shit up. You are a master at it.
#69 | Posted by Sniper at 2009-05-13 03:58 PM"

No Snotty, it was the end result of a $40M witch hunt by the republicans to dig up some dirt on clinton. It all came down to trying to get him to admit to cheating on his wife in public. there was no crime committted, nothing.Just a fucking witch hunt.

Palin on the other is running as a typical god fearing christian, pro-retart/anti-abortion, abstinence, high morality conservative. She is being reamed out for being a hypocritical piece of shit with absolutely no qualifications as politician.

Her only qualifications it seems for the GOP is they would like to fuck her.

Back in Ronnie Reagan's day the White House library consisted of two volumes of Readers Digest condensations. By now the Republican literary pantheon has grown to include Ayn Rand, Ann Coulter, Fred Phelps and "My Pet Goat." It will surely have room for "My Life, Loves and Views On Chastity and Gay Marriage" by Sister Sarah. herm

I for one am glad she is writing a book.

In this day of instant communication we will be able to truly see if Sarah is honest or not.

ACORN: What are we going to do about this corrupt organization?

"ACORN: What are we going to do about this corrupt organization?"

Write a book?

"ACORN: What are we going to do about this corrupt organization?"

"Write a book?"

Only if the Oozer thinks Sarah might write it is this question relevant. herm

"ACORN: What are we going to do about this corrupt organization?

#74 | Posted by ozzieoswald at 2009-05-13 05:27 PM"

Oh yeah that's right ACORN. The biggest threat to humanity in existence.

Grow the fuck up.

Seriously Ozziesoswald, why are inbred mouth breathers like yourself so worked up over ACORN? Yeah the was some registration madeup in order to meet quotas but there are also no related voter fraud.

People made shit up for quotas not to fake votes. Do you get this little concept? Are you that freakin stupid not to?

How is this such a big deal? Are you actually such a room temperature monkey that you think it is the tip of a big consipiracy that got Obama elected?

You are one dumb bastard. they should hang the doctor who cut off your oxygen supply at birth.

I have never said he was a convicted felon. Once again you are making shit up. You are a master at it.

#69 | Posted by Sniper

You posted an email that claimed Clinton was pardoned by Carter for dodging the draft. Shortly after you posted an email that Clinton killed 7000 service men and women.

I can see it now-

The nucking futs ones on the left side of the spectrum may even go as far as hiding her book in Barnes & Noble's best seller shelves - thinking it might help.

Full of win.

"The nucking futs ones on the left side of the spectrum may even go as far as hiding her book in Barnes & Noble's best seller shelves - thinking it might help.

Full of win."

Let's see what side of the political spectrum has banned and burned books in the US? Oh yeah the Religious Right.

Nice try fuckwit.

Wow! So hateful!!

Mine was 1/2 joke. Dose your meds dear - its showing.

I'll be reading it right after voting for her and Michelle Bachmann in 2012 for preserdent and vice preserdent. I'd be shocked if either one of these tards has ever read a book. It was shocking to read that Bachmann is an attorney.....but she went to Oral Roberts University. These two pos aren't doing much for the status of women and especially women in politics.

What would the perfect female Politician do?

Really - lets think about it. I mean - what difference does it make male or female? Should it?

Why are people so obsessed with it?

IMHO Sarah "Turd Sundae" Palin and Michelle "4th Reich" Bachmann get away with being more Reich wing than a male politician would. If a man had said he could see Russia from his house in Alaska & that qualified as foreign policy experience, that man's political career would have ended THAT DAY. It's almost like the RepubliCants are letting these weasels destroy the party on purpose. Anti-intellectualism as a strategy!!!!

All you have ever done to since she stepped on the national stage is to call her names and degrade her character.

All you have ever done is spew hate for the woman.

#62 | Posted by Sniper

It's obvious to anyone who can think for themselves that those who wildly fling mud at Governor Palin have very little if anything truthful that sticks. Sarah Palin better represents the viewpoints of the American public at large than most of the well-known Democrats and a majority of the established Republicans do.

"Sarah Palin better represents the viewpoints of the American public at large than most of the well-known Democrats and a majority of the established Republicans do."

#86 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch

You're an idiot.

You're an idiot.

#87 | Posted by Angrydad

Does that mean you're not buying the next round cheapskate?

"... Palin better represents the viewpoints of the American public at large than most..."

Regrettably, Scotchie (beam me up, Scotchie) may be right. Yes, far right. The American public would still lynch blacks if not enslave them, deny gays use of the sidewalks, nuke Tehran and make Kabul go kaboom, etcetera etcetera etcetera. Indeed, were it left to the American public, presidential politics probably would still be between Whigs and tories. herm

"... Palin better represents the viewpoints of the American public at large than most..."

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. That's why she & President McCain were swept into office this past November, along with the Republican majorities in both the House & Senate.

Palin,

Represent the American public at large....LOL!

The problem here is she has no idea about the American public and she runs every aspect of her life like a prom queen and the politics behind such events.

Sarah "Turd Sundae" Palin and Michelle "4th Reich" Bachmann need to be the next residents of the Executive Branch in 2012. Then make Todd the General Capitalist Christian Soldier DUde and he can get his helicopters and shoot all the liberals and commies from his sky machines. I can't wait for the videos of Todd and the Sarah Palinator flying around shooting liberals and commies and intellectuals and economists and non-whites and non-capitalists and chanting USA, USA, USA! Then we will all be good capitalists and then Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann will rule the whole country and then the whole world with the perfect system of capitalism and they will kill all the the socialists and commies in the the whole world. They will take over the world and make it better and have new places to have like Antartica as a gift to Todd for killing all the commies in his sky machine. USA USA USA USA!

Good for her.

Be afraid of Palin, liberals.
Be very afraid.

#1 | Posted by dean_buvia

"Sarah Palin better represents the viewpoints of the American public at large than most of the well-known Democrats and a majority of the established Republicans do."

#86 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch

lol

Good grief, where do these people live? Which states will Sara win in a general election? The new secessionist ones?

lol

At least it'll have more in it than Obama's.

#58 | Posted by MSgt

Which one of Obama's?

Anyone who can think of Palin as intelligent and able to contribute meaningfully to serious dicussion is simply ignorant. Go back an listen to her ridiculuos quotes and remarks, along with that whiny voice and goofy syntax, and realize she won't have a prayer in any states with any level of awareness of reality and respect for serious issues.

Deadhead or community organizer--is there a difference?

Ask Jesus. Not to compare Obama to Jesus, just don't piss on community organizers.

"Palin signs book deal"

I hope Palin lashes back at the SCUM BAG LIBERAL PRESS!

Yeah!

Yeah! Like HarperCollins! Or...like Regency!

Has Palin announced who is going to actually write the book?

#68 | Posted by nullifidian

Same guy who wrote Obama's books.

Anyone who can think of Palin as intelligent and able to contribute meaningfully to serious dicussion is simply ignorant.

Have you ever actually heard anything of her other than carefully edited interviews?

Same guy who wrote Obama's books.

#99 | Posted by JeffJ

I doubt the President will have time for that.

"than carefully edited interviews?"

Ah yes, those sinister editors made her look bad. LOL.

Ah yes, those sinister editors made her look bad. LOL.

No. She did that all by her lonesome.

I doubt the President will have time for that.

#101 | Posted by SanAntonioRogue

You're such a killjoy!

You're such a killjoy!

#104 | Posted by JeffJ

; )

"Mein Krapf"

She will be laughing all the way to the bank. Ill buy a copy

So, who's going to read it to her?

...Sarah Palin will publish a memoir to come out in the United States in Spring 2010, the year she is up for re-election as Alaska's governor.

Palin's memoir, currently untitled and to be published by HarperCollins...

Huh. Imagine that!

After all the media exposure Mrs. Palin has recently gotten - and the subsequent plummet her approval ratings have taken, along with mounting ethics complaints - someone suddenly wants to give her a book deal, perfectly timed to come out so as to be very politically expedient for (Gubernatorial? Presidential?) Candidate Palin?

Oh, wait.

This isn't surprising at all!

someone suddenly wants to give her a book deal.

See, here's the problem with a Sarah Palin book deal.

Most of the people who are dumb enuff to buy into FAILin's act are not exactly wotcha call Big Readers.

A lot of them simply can't read, those who can read do so rarely and when they do it's mostly just Garfield books and even then they tend to move their lips a lot and are frequently heard asking others to explain the jokes to them.

/Ta fer pointing out the HarperCollins/ Rupert the unBearable Murdoch connection, Zar.

Be Well.

I wish Sarah Failin would just go away. I tend to lean right, but I couldn't vote for McCain because he had her on his ticket. She's a dumbass who can't stop spouting off.

Why doesn't she sign a deal to run across a public stage in high heals ..."Naked" ...squealing with fake embarrassment?

Most people would much rather see this than read a book written by this Bimbo.

Really folks !!!... If this gold digging bitch was butt ugly....due you think she would have gotten to first base?