"We have met the Khanzeer and it is us!"

And China gives out Pandas.

Since when did they start giving out pigs?

Was this a calculated insult to Afghanistan? LOL

In Pakistan, btw, "khanzeer" also means "cop".

In Western countries some people refer to cops as "pigs".

Poor lonely Khanzeer!

Out bacon in the hawt Afghani sun with no other lady pig to pork!

Now his chances of finding luff are reduced because of the swine flu snoutbreak?

/Hey! Can't let Tosser hog all the good jokes here!

^_^

Be Well.

In Urdu, a piggy is called a "sewer".

Knock knock..

Who's there?

Sewer!

Sewer Who?

Sewer who came out of a sewer!

hahahahahahahahahaha

Where do I come up with them?

In Western countries some people refer to cops as "pigs".

No matter where you be, the cop will always be a porker.

Out bacon in the hawt Afghani sun with no other lady pig to pork!

#3 | Posted by dethspud at 2009-05-10 05:48 AM | Reply | Flag: FF

LOL

hahahahahahahahahaha
Where do I come up with them?
#4 | Posted by Tosser

Out of your own head, with enough wood left over for two more?

Out of your own head, with enough wood left over for two more?

Hey, I happen to think I got a future in stand-up comedy.

Gals think I'm one funny bloke! Yeah!

"Gals think I'm one funny bloke! Yeah!"

Yeah, you ARE kinda funny....as in "strange," "weird."

Afghanistan has only ONE cop? And they got HIM in Quarantine??
No wonder the place is sooooo fucked up!

Free Khanzir now! Free Khanzir now! Free Khanzir now! Free Khanzir now! Free Khanzir now!....

That's speciesist

Gals think I'm one funny bloke! Yeah!

Ha ha funny? Short bus funny? or restraining order funny?

Inquiring minds want to know....

"only known pig".....no love for your sister?

Hopefully the quarantine of Al Qaeda terrorists will be next.

Inquiring minds want to know....

hang on for a sec... let's find out....
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Two Indians met on a beach in America.

Surinder was impressed by how all the girls were giving nice looks to Churinder. Churinder knew how to get girls!

What's your secret dude? I wanna know too!

OK... see this potato?

Yeah?

Put it in your shorts. Girls love that! They think you got a package!

Ok....

Surinder walks around with potato in his shorts... girls on the beach give him disgusting looks or are laughing their heads off.

Hey! This doesn't work!

Of course, it didn't... you stuff the potato in the front... not in the back!

hahahahahahahahahaha

IT'S IN A ZOO for christs sake!

Unless I missed the part where it said 'Petting Zoo', isn't that the same as quarantine already?

Commence Operation Fear & Panic!!

Only one pig in the whole damn country?

Goddamn, son, what do ya'll barbecue?

Inquiring minds want to know....

#13 | Posted by northguy3

The only thing I would ever care to know about The Wanker is if he got a Visa to visit the US and when he would be arriving. I would like to arrange have some "friends" greet him at the airport and "welcome" him to the US.

The only thing I would ever care to know about The Wanker is if he got a Visa to visit the US and when he would be arriving. I would like to arrange have some "friends" greet him at the airport and "welcome" him to the US.

Why... you gonna take me to Disneyland?