Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Thursday, May 07, 2009

A Salem, Oregon man has been arrested for allegedly using an electric dog shock collar on his four children. The father admitted doing it but denied it was done as punishment. Rather than punishing his children, the father thought it was funny. This of course places this man inline for a sure thing Darwin Award. Whatever reason it was done, this fine specimen of fatherhood will find the jail time a real surprise.

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Abu Ghraib would have been a trip to disneyland for this guy

"the father thought it was funny."

In a cartoon? Perhaps. In "real life"? I doubt these kids need this jerk in their lives.

Parents always know what is best for the children. The government needs to leave these people alone.

This of course places this man inline for a sure thing Darwin Award.

If he has kids, he can't be a Darwin Award winner.

Fasten the collar around his nuts. Have it go off randomly or if he moves his hands below his belly button. Putting his pants on, taking a leak, tying his shoes and scratching his butt will all become better, hilarious experiences.

Occasionally, increase the voltage.

Parents always know what is best for the children. The government needs to leave these people alone.

#3 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce

You are kidding right, I hope?

I hope they lock his cell door and throw away the key.

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