Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Thursday, May 07, 2009

Sony Dong was arrested at LAX airport in Los Angeles for attempting to smuggle more than a dozen songbirds into the United States. Dong had them strapped to his legs, and evidently, the bird droppings on his socks raised suspicions. Really? Man, I must be more out of touch than I thought. Who knew? Songbird smuggling?

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No, they got it all wrong. He had the songbirds strapped to himself in case he had to bail out of the plane and they didn't have enough parachutes.

sony dong...what a name...

this IS top, front page material...

Is that a cockerel in Your pants or are You just happy to see Me??

Larry

Is that a cockerel in Your pants or are You just happy to see Me??


It's a cockerel

#5 AND #6 FF!

"would you like a cockatoo?"

"no thankx - just the bird."

emo philips

darwin award contender

There's always the guy who tried to steal a lobster from a grocery store by sticking it in his pants. The rubber band on one of the claws fell off, though, and he's a few ounces lighter now.

chopped and channeled i'll assume.

"Honest Officer-that's not songbirds in my pants-that's just my dick and balls singin' 'cause they're soooooooo happy".........

stfu

and his last words to the birds as he taped their little beaks closed: NOT ONE MORE PEEP OUT OF YOU!

should have said, "NOT ONE MORE POOP OUT OF YOU."

At least he wasn't trying to smuggle Penguins in in his pants.
Even HE wouldn't have been able to stand his socks.

frank - do you know what that white stuff is in bird poop?

It's also bird "poop". Sort of like the verbs in your sentences, Nanc.


It's also bird "poop". Sort of like the verbs in your sentences, Nanc.

#15 | Posted by BetelG


They should propose a law against grammar nanny's.

I wonder if Mr. Dong was related to Long Duc?

And I, unlike you, have Masters degree in psychology

#143 | Posted by r_zeitgeist at 2009-05-06 03:08 AM | Reply | Flag:

LOL. From where?!!!

(By the way, Rex, my post had nothing to do with Nanc's grammar.)

www.youtube.com

'No more yanky my wanky, the Donger need food!'

Dong dun in by dung on sok!

Is That 12 Songbirds in Your Pants ...

......or do you have a musical arse ?.........

Sony Dong - sounds like a product from the sex toys division of the consumer electronics giant.

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