Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Tuesday, May 05, 2009

In these days of hard times, people have accomplished great acts of many kinds. However the reverse is more than evident. Here it is, your personal chance to submit your nominations directly to the Darwin Awards Committee. It is a near certainty that all of us have seen or heard about great acts of the human throwback. Get your nominations in early as the Board is nearing critical overload. Did you hear about the guy that....

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Things to do in Saudi Arabia, part I

There's no excuse for this sort of behavior. In America, when we do this, it is because we are drunk and/or trying to impress women. There's no booze in Saudi Arabia, and women aren't allowed out without an escort. How do you explain this?

i gave this guy the dumb shit of the week award at one of my little blogs:

www.breitbart.com

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We have a winner!

www.liveleak.com

NANC-A real possible award recipient. However this comment is about a different matter. Just what is "rada" and do I sharpen it, eat it or sit on it?

keith - i answered you on that thread - www.radacutlery.com - they're the best kitchen knives on the planet - and no i've never killed anyone with one.

yet.

So that would be a "yes" on all 3 of your questions, Keith.

prime candidate.

nope! this one beats them all:

www.statesmanjournal.com

Personal anecdote relayed to me by anonymous (to protect the hopeless) nominee:

An 18 old high school senior and his girlfriend decided to make whoopee at the local motel after their prom. For reasons I don't quite fathom they decided they needed a lubricant (hey she's 18 too and according to the nominee's account it wasn't anal) but rather than go down the street to the all-night drugstore they made-do with what was at hand Icy Hot.

The only reason I know about this misadventure is cause the dude cried on my shoulder cause she won't give him the time of day now.

Funny, GIMME

A neighbor (who's a dentist) told me he and his buddies went to the wedding of one of their friends, a fellow dentist. They gave him a tube of KY jelly for his wedding night .... to which they'd added a big shot of Novocaine.

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