Hey now.......my kind of girl. Not so crazy about the biting though. There is a spray you can use to keep em off.

Better not give Her water to drink. She will be like Mr Bubble gargaling it's bubblebath.

Larry

Flakes on a plane?

Be Well.

I'd rather have flakes on a plane than flakes in a drain.

Larry

I never get to have any fun.

Hey now.......my kind of girl....

#1 | Posted by dxlingr at 2009-05-03 09:25 PM

So you like your women feisty?

Although this gal sounds like she's a basketcase when she's had too much to drink.

I'd rather have a drunk basketcase than one of those sobby drunks. You know the ones that go into a week long crying fit compressed into 3 hours. I don't mind a person upset venting and crying while doing it but I absolutely abhor someone drunk doing it cause they carry on with so much gibberish that You can't even understand what they are crying about.

Larry

So you like your women feisty?

Who doesn't?

Feisty chicks RAWK!

Although this gal sounds like she's a basketcase when she's had too much to drink.

Here's the thing about drinking and airplanes.

Just cos a cabin is "pressurised" doesn't mean it's the same pressure you get at gorund level.

When you drink on a plane it will affect you more than if you drink on the ground.

Is amazing how many people haven't figured that one out yet.

Be Well.

A few years ago I was catching a flight in Melbourne, FL back to Nashville. There were only a handful of us on a night, dimly lit 727 1 1/2 hour flight. I'd bought a round of drinks for my friends and the other two passengers - a couple of businesswomen who both seemed friendly but sober.

A half an hour into the flight, one of the two 30-ish businesswomen staggered down the aisle, sat next to me, started pulling down my zipper, and put her head in my lap - just like that ("Letters to Playboy" flashed through my mind for a fleeting second). However I realized she'd gotten very drunk for starters, and being a faithful husband anyway got myself out of that situation. I kind of felt sorry for her. I helped her stagger off the plane and practically poured her into her boyfriend's care when we landed and got to the gate where he was waiting to pick her up.

Booze and women sometimes don't go so well together.

I would have asked her back to the bathroom and given her what she wanted. Women sometimes need to stray a little.

Na. Something I"ve never done is take advantage of a woman who was smashed.

I would have asked her back to the bathroom and given her what she wanted. Women sometimes need to stray a little.

#10 | Posted by rastaninja

Rastis he said the woman was drunk not unconscious...

Americanutty's stories are fucking hilarious. I see somebody already gave it a FF, but I believe it deserves another.

Your lies are fucking insane. Do you know who "Coach" is from Survivor? You two should "meat" for lunch.

You're a freaking screwball.

I heard she was crazy, but her breathe smelled like fresh spring lilacs.

breathe = breath

she'll probably be blowing bubbles out her hiney instead of air biscuits for the next week!

"Do you know who "Coach" is from Survivor?

#13 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2009-05-04 09:38 AM"

That reminds me of a time I was flying back from Brazil, and there was this crocodile on the plane...

Too bad there was no Air Marshall on board, he could have dropped her with one head shot.

depends on what her meds were. some insomnia drugs can be really vicious.

But the airlines are taking advantage of the homeland security crap to act like real assholes.

Last American flight I took to US had the whole back galley area cut off from passengers along with business class of course. There was almost no place to hang out except to pace the aisles. And of course the stews were assholes as well. You can't say a thing either to complain or you can easily get arrested just on the word of a stew saying you were being difficult.

I liked my original National Enquirer-style of headline better - "Gal on plane drinks liquid soap, fights w/crew, goes nuts."

Tacky? Yes. But more fun.

Tacky? No. Funny? No.

Stick to standing by your Older Southern White Gentleman, CC. Comedy is not your thing.

FURIO,

You need to get back on your anti-psychotic medication so you can sit still on planes like normal people do.

Comedy is not your thing.

#21 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2009-05-04 02:08 PM | Reply |

Speaking of comedy, did you see Amerinutty's post number 9? Jesus Christ, that dude is delusional.

You can't say a thing either to complain or you can easily get arrested just on the word of a stew saying you were being difficult.

#19 | Posted by furio at 2009-05-04 01:55 PM | Reply |

What a little fruitcake. You're afraid of a Sky-waitress?
Butch up, muffin.

What do you want to bet ol' Galina will soon be claiming that this was "performance art" in an attempt to beat the rap?

Do you know who "Coach" is from Survivor?

Do you know what to do if attacked by a Pygmy? Coach does.

Stick to standing by your Older Southern White Gentleman, CC. Comedy is not your thing.

#21 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2009-05-04 02:08 PM

Interprepeting whether or not something was meant to even be funny is not your thing.

My comment was not meant to be humorous. I was stating a fact. My original headline was more interesting, albeit more tacky. lol In fact I knew my headline would probably be changed when I first wrote it as it was "too tabloid" but I had fun writing it anyway. Err, got it?

oops, botched the italics

This reminds me of the time myself and a bunch of waiters from the Applewood Inn chartered a jet to Paris. We were drinking Midori and Taittinger 30,000 feet over the Atlantic, it was quite a show. At one point "It's Raining Men" (or was it Tom Jones) was blaring over the loudspeakers and one fellow was grinding the zipper of his jeans against my moustache...

Oh shit, did I just type that? What I meant to say was,

A few years ago I was catching a flight in Melbourne, FL back to Nashville. There were only a handful of us on a night, dimly lit 727 1 1/2 hour flight. I'd bought a round of drinks for my friends and the other two passengers - a couple of businesswomen who both seemed friendly but sober.

A half an hour into the flight, one of the two 30-ish businesswomen staggered down the aisle, sat next to me, started pulling down my zipper, and put her head in my lap - just like that ("Letters to Playboy" flashed through my mind for a fleeting second). However I realized she'd gotten very drunk for starters, and being a faithful husband anyway got myself out of that situation. I kind of felt sorry for her. I helped her stagger off the plane and practically poured her into her boyfriend's care when we landed and got to the gate where he was waiting to pick her up.

Booze and women sometimes don't go so well together.

Do you know what to do if attacked by a Pygmy? Coach does.

#26 | Posted by IraqiBukkake at 2009-05-04 02:21 PM | Reply

I can't believe some of the things that guy actually says. It's as if he's oblivious to how pathetic and transparent his lies are.

"I sometimes do crazy things."

My kind of woman!

"Speaking of comedy, did you see Amerinutty's post number 9? Jesus Christ, that dude is delusional.

#23 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2009-05-04 02:12 PM"

I did see that, but I had to look twice because at first I thought it was one of JOe's parodies. Fucking hilarious.

Crazy chicks are always the best in bed.

Crazy chicks are always the best in bed.

#33 | Posted by utastaff at 2009-05-04 02:43 PM | Reply | Flag: OR SO SHE'S HEARD

A few years ago I was catching a flight in Melbourne, FL back to Nashville. There were only a handful of us on a night, dimly lit 727 1 1/2 hour flight. I'd bought a round of drinks for my friends and the other two passengers - a couple of businesswomen who both seemed friendly but sober.

A half an hour into the flight, one of the two 30-ish businesswomen staggered down the aisle, sat next to me, started pulling down my zipper, and put her head in my lap - just like that ("Letters to Playboy" flashed through my mind for a fleeting second). However I realized she'd gotten very drunk for starters, and being a faithful husband anyway got myself out of that situation. I kind of felt sorry for her. I helped her stagger off the plane and practically poured her into her boyfriend's care when we landed and got to the gate where he was waiting to pick her up.

Booze and women sometimes don't go so well together.

#9 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2009-05-04 12:53 AM

HaaaaHaaaa! Bullshit.

("Letters to Playboy" flashed through my mind for a fleeting second).

Which is probably where you read this story.

"What a little fruitcake. You're afraid of a Sky-waitress?
Butch up, muffin.

#24 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2009-05-04 02:13 PM | Reply "

Nah just the homeland security thugs waiting at the gate for me.

"A few years ago I was catching a flight in Melbourne, FL back to Nashville. There were only a handful of us on a night, dimly lit 727 1 1/2 hour flight. I'd bought a round of drinks for my friends and the other two passengers...

A half an hour into the flight, my friend staggered down the aisle, sat next to me, started pulling down my zipper, and put his head in my lap...."

Now I know where you met Goatman.

101stSTILLBORNE

Next time I see one of the people I know from DR in person I'll get them on the horn with one of my friends who was on the flight. There were 8 of us. They all saw it since there were only 10 of us on the entire flight.

Let's bet $1000 I'm telling the truth. If you're man enough to take the bet, that is. Which I doubt.

and when they strip searched him, he farted bubbles.

"Next time I see one of the people I know from DR in person....

#39 | Posted by americanunity at 2009-05-04 03:33 PM"

Like his friend Goatman. He likes his horn.

"Next time I see one of the people I know from DR in person I'll get them on the horn with one of my friends who was on the flight. There were 8 of us. They all saw it since there were only 10 of us on the entire flight.

Let's bet $1000 I'm telling the truth. If you're man enough to take the bet, that is. Which I doubt.

#39 | Posted by americanunity at 2009-05-04 03:33 PM | Reply | Flag:"

Hi AU,

If you fly out to London, give me half the bet $500, I'll take a call from one of your butt buddies (that you flew with to the Gay Pride Parade in San Fran on the said hummer flight) and post on the forum here that you were absolutely telling the truth.

If you fly out to London, give me half the bet $500, I'll take a call from one of your butt buddies (that you flew with to the Gay Pride Parade in San Fran on the said hummer flight) and post on the forum here that you were absolutely telling the truth

I know AU, met him in Nashville and my sister, bro' in law and I went bar hopping a few nights. I can't tell on line, but when I meet people in person, I can tell if they are a bullshitter or liar. AU is not.

Also, my brother in law plays in a band with a guy who has know AU for years (decades?) and when AU left, this guy had nothing but good things to say about him.

I suggest you find someone else to slander, furryhole.

"I know AU, met him in Nashville and my sister, bro' in law and I went bar hopping a few nights. I can't tell on line, but when I meet people in person, I can tell if they are a bullshitter or liar. AU is not.

Also, my brother in law plays in a band with a guy who has know AU for years (decades?) and when AU left, this guy had nothing but good things to say about him.

I suggest you find someone else to slander, furryhole.

#43 | Posted by goatman at 2009-05-04 04:12 PM | Reply | Flag:"

Do you seriously expect us to take your word at anything? Your testimonial really doesn't help AU's cause, it pretty much puts a nail in the coffin.

Do you seriously expect us to take your word at anything?

I don't care if you do or not. You're too fucking ignorant to know the truth if it hit you in the face, anyway.

"Also, my brother in law plays in a band with a guy who has know AU for years"

Really? My friend's cousin's grandfather-in-law's brother's common-law wife's son's friend told me that AU is a lying douchebag. Guess the jury's still out on that one.

"Do you seriously expect us to take your word at anything?

I don't care if you do or not. You're too fucking ignorant to know the truth if it hit you in the face, anyway.

#45 | Posted by goatman at 2009-05-04 04:21 PM | Reply | Flag:"

Gosh Goatman, you are right I am too ignorant to take an anonymous "chick blew me on a plane" story on the internet at face value.

you are so amazing Goatman. How come you aren't consulting to the Navy in your awesome off weeks from the rig about your new anti-sub sonar strategies for the 21st century?

"Really? My friend's cousin's grandfather-in-law's brother's common-law wife's son's friend told me that AU is a lying douchebag. Guess the jury's still out on that one."

Shit, Joe actually earns a FF.

If you fly out to London....

#42 | Posted by furio at 2009-05-04 04:08 PM | Reply | Flag: Needs a new friend

If you fly out to London, give me half the bet $500, I'll take a call from one of your butt buddies (that you flew with to the Gay Pride Parade in San Fran on the said hummer flight) and post on the forum here that you were absolutely telling the truth.

#42 | Posted by furio

you are an angry little person aren't you?

"Furio lives in London? No wonder he's such a fag.

#51 | Posted by JOE at 2009-05-04 04:53 PM | Reply | Flag: "

Hah DitchDigger, what would you know about anything living in the same shithole town you were born in?

Get a degree, get the ability to live around the world. Stop being such a mouth breather.

If you fly out to London....

#42 | Posted by furio at 2009-05-04 04:08 PM | Reply | Flag: Is Actually AU

Furio lives in London? No wonder he's such a fag.

#51 | Posted by JOE at 2009-05-04 04:53 PM | Reply | Flag: Definitely gay

#51 | Posted by JOE at 2009-05-04 04:53 PM | Reply | Flag: Definitely gay

#54 | Posted by nullifidian at 2009-05-04 05:03 PM | Reply | Flag: Lonely, hopes he's right

Get a degree, get the ability to live around the world.

Oh, that furryhole. Such a worldly stud. *swoon*

BTW, I've been overseas. 33 different countries in my life. This one is the best by far, Mr Degree. LOL

"Oh, that furryhole. Such a worldly stud. *swoon*

BTW, I've been overseas. 33 different countries in my life. This one is the best by far, Mr Degree. LOL"

Oh wow goatman, you are so impressive. Been to 33 different countries locked in a can with a bunch of guys. Or just making his shit up as usual.

goatman is just amazing.

Get a degree, get the ability to live around the world. Stop being such a mouth breather.

all of this world travel has made you so tolerant, intelligent and well spoken.

You know......"mouth breather", "goatfuck", "ditchdigger", etc....

:-(

"#51 | Posted by JOE at 2009-05-04 04:53 PM | Reply | Flag: Definitely gay

#54 | Posted by nullifidian at 2009-05-04 05:03 PM | Reply | Flag: Lonely, hopes he's right

#55 | Posted by JOE at 2009-05-04 05:08 PM | Reply | Flag:"

DitchDigger why are you so hopeful posters here are gay? Are you afraid to come out of the closet or just a 14yo?

Get a clue little loser.

If your degree and travels had provided you with the ability to read, you'd realize I never expressed hope that anyone was gay. Keep trying, you'll manage to insult someone properly someday.

"you'd realize I never expressed hope that anyone was gay"

Right, he never expressed hope; Joe just uses that as an insult. He's open-minded that way.

Joe just uses that as an insult. He's open-minded that way.

You are confusing Joe with Furryhole.....

I'll take a call from one of your butt buddies (that you flew with to the Gay Pride Parade in San Fran on the said hummer flight)

"You are confusing Joe with Furryhole....."

Nonsense. Gay Joe does that everyday. You ever see his witty nickname for Northguy?

Can you blame her?!?!?!

She was flying United....................I HATE UNITED!!!!

"DitchDigger why are you so hopeful posters here are gay?
#59 | Posted by furio at 2009-05-04 05:30 PM"

He's taking lessons from Goatman.

He's taking lessons from Goatman.

#64 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2009-05-04 06:44 PM | Reply | Flag:still hoping I wear Keds

#65 | Posted by goatman at 2009-05-04 07:59 PM | Reply | Flag: Wears Shoes From Payless and Thinks They're Cool (compared to the rest of the gals' on the lawn bowling team, they probably are)

66 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2009-05-04 08:11 PM | Reply Flag: praying goat didn't use toilet paper

#67 | Posted by goatman at 2009-05-04 08:31 PM | Reply | Flag: Is a back to front wiper

#67 | Posted by goatman at 2009-05-04 08:31 PM | Reply | Flag: Is a back to front wiper

#68 | Posted by furio at 2009-05-04 08:43 PM | Reply | Flag:knows from watching through the bathroom window every morning

A few years ago I was catching a flight in Melbourne, FL back to Nashville. There were only a handful of us on a night, dimly lit 727 1 1/2 hour flight.

And if it was "just a few years ago", you weren't on a 727.

"Dimly lit" or not.

My God, you're a fucking douchebag!

I especially like the implied sense of heterosexual virility as expressed by someone as effeminate as you.

You get a Funny Flag!

Hey, moron, they still fly 727's all over the country. In fact, for example, Southwest's entire fleet are 727's.

Another example in a long line of you not knowing what the fuck you're talking about.

Jak's on the 'no fly list'. Anyone who flies knows there are, and have been, 727's flying all over the country every day of the year ... for years and years.

Now, please go fuck yourself ignoramous.

AU,

Don't worry about it. Most of us at one time or another have either seen, or had happen to us, something bizarre that most people wouldn't believe in a million years. I give you the benefit of the doubt on your airline story.

The guys calling bullshit are probably in the minority. They just didn't have enough friends to have a chance to see something bizarre happen to anyone else, and they are too ugly to have it happen to them.

MOOMAN

Ah, whadda ya gonna do? It was pretty damn bizarre.

You and I have traveled more than many here, so maybe we've seen more stuff. I really don't give a fuck what some asshole on an anonymous blog like Jak or 101st think. They have miserable lives to be such miserable people. This much I've learned in life. 100% accurate every time. Happy people do not act like assholes 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year.

Conversely: Assholes don't like happy people 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year.

BTW... I saw enough bizarre stuff to give you benefit of the doubt before my 22nd birthday, and I had been living in the same town at the time for the past 10 years. I don't think lack of travel explains the disbelief.

MOOMAN

The 7 friends on the flight with me didn't need to give me the benefit of the doubt. Jak and 101st act as though I'd claimed to have been abducted alone by aliens and taken to Zeta Reticuli and back or something. LOL

You and I have probably seen things far more bizarre things than what I described. It's a crazy world out there at times.

Good thing I didn't mention the drunk chick down in Huntsville a couple weeks ago who came over and French kissed me in front of my British music manager friend after I did nothing more than give her a light for her cigarette when I saw her digging and digging in her purse for a lighter. Booze makes some women act very bizarrely when they've had way way too much to drink.

Meanwhile, I'm having a really happy and interesting life.

#76 | POSTED BY AMERICANUNITY
"Meanwhile, I'm having a really happy and interesting life."

Well, yeah! I can tell by the preceding paragraph!

Also, I'm sick and tired of Zeta Reticuli getting such a bad name on here.

THETOM

Oh, but 101st and Jak will tell you it's 100% bullshit. What's new? LOL

BTW, that chick in Huntsville was a stunner. It was equally bizarre to what I described in #9. After I gave her a light she just came over, sat down, didn't want to leave with her friends, and before I knew it her tongue was halfway down my throat. I'm a married man, but that was a 'freebie' thrill I didn't seek or expect ... and sure don't feel guilty over! LOL

I'll wait for 101st to come to in the morning and tell me I'm full of it. Hell, I'll offer him another $1000 bet. We can pick an impartial poster like OohRah who can email my British buddy back in England (I'll provide the email address), and if 101st wants action on the flight episode he can call one of the people who were on the flight with me from Melbourne. I doubt 101st has the balls to back up his mouth. People with real balls don't need to act the tough guy day after day. So, I'm thinking he'll just spout more BS and refuse to gamble $2000 he's full of shit. That's what cowards usually do.

Also, I'm sick and tired of Zeta Reticuli getting such a bad name on here.

#78 | Posted by TheTom

It's probably a nice place. Haven't all the reports of aliens from there said 'we come in peace'? LOL

I'll provide you the email address of a friend of mine who will tell you I fucked skull-fucked Jesus.

Let's put $100,000,000 on the line?

Look you tired old douche, your stories are hilarious, keep it up. Just when I think you can't look any fucking dumber, you come out with a peach like #76...

The best part of #76 is that I just know in your head you believe you pulled out a gold plated zippo that Bono gave you for delivering his first child, lit her cig, and then uttered a line like "Stay classy, doll".

they still fly 727's all over the country.

No.

They don't.

In fact, for example, Southwest's entire fleet are 727's.

No.

They're not.

Another example in a long line of you not knowing what the fuck you're talking about.

I'm going to let the above sit out there for effect...

Dumbass.

From wiki...

In August 2008, a total of 500 Boeing 727 aircraft (all variants) were in airline service with FedEx Express (86), Astar Air Cargo (25), Champion Air (16), Kitty Hawk Aircargo (16), Capital Cargo International Airlines (13), Cargojet Airways (12), Kelowna Flightcraft Air Charter (13), Libyan Arab Airlines (10), Transmile Air Services (5) and other operators with fewer aircraft.[2]

Zero-Gravity Corporation uses a modified Boeing 727 to give paying customers a brief experience of weightlessness, similar to NASA's Vomit Comet that is used to train astronauts.

I don't see anything in there about Southwest.

Looks like yet another lie that AU has been caught in. Hell, you've got more shit than a flock of seagulls.

"Speaking of a Flock of Seagulls, I was jogging one day when a strange man named Forrest, Forest Gump, ran up alongside of me. I ran, I ran so far away. I ran, I ran all night and day. Then I fucked Sophia Loren on a Mac. It was 1974."
-amerinutty

Oops:

Faced with higher fuel costs (although all major United States airlines phased them out immediately prior to the oil price increases since 2003), lower passenger volumes due to the post-9/11 economic climate, increasing restrictions on airport noise, and the extra expenses of maintaining older planes and paying flight engineers' salaries, most major airlines have phased 727s out of their fleets.

Delta Air Lines, the last major U.S. carrier to do so, retired its last 727 in March, 2003.

Maybe you'll have better luck with posting that email your "friend", a sea captain, sent to you of his ship approaching the leading edge of a hurricane.

Dumbfuck.

Uh Oh. I'm already laughing at the lame excuses we're going to get.

Seriously, how many lies has this clown been caught in? Even being kind, how many "boasts" have turned south because of completely made up details that he purposefully inserted in order to make the story more believable?

"727 was a typo"
"As I said, I was drinking"
"I know I said a few years ago, but it was more like whenever your link said 727's were phasing out"
"I'm friends with the owner of the airline and he allowed me the priviledge of flying on the last commercial 727 flight"
"My toupe' was on too tight last night...Uh the grercian formula must have seeped through my thick head and rotted my brain"
"I know Don Johnson, and he stole his Miami Vice "look" from my wardrobe closet".

FWIW:

The aerospaceweb.org website lists Southwest Airlines on their list of "Known Operators" for the 727. As is also Delta Airlines (which, BTW, is the primary [sole?] major commercial passenger airline to fly out of Melbourne, Florida).

I'm pretty sure Southwest is 100% 737's.

I'm pretty sure Southwest is 100% 737's.

And you'd be right.

The aerospaceweb.org website lists Southwest Airlines on their list of "Known Operators" for the 727.

Well they're not.

"I'm pretty sure Southwest is 100% 737's.
#87 | Posted by SanAntonioRogue at 2009-05-05 11:36 AM"

It is now.

SWA apparently fly SOME 727's some time ago, but it was never their 'entire fleet'.

'The aerospaceweb.org website lists Southwest Airlines on their list of "Known Operators" for the 727.'

"Well they're not.
#89 | Posted by Jak_Se_Mao at 2009-05-05 11:49 AM"

Southwest Airlines WAS, they just are not NOW.

www.airlineempires.net

"In 1978, Southwest operated one 727 leased by Braniff, and a total of six throughout the early 1980's."

The 80's..."A few years ago I was catching a flight in Melbourne, FL back to Nashville. There were only a handful of us on a night, dimly lit 727..."

"Uh, I meant to say decades, not years..."
-americunty

Hey, moron, they still fly 727's all over the country. In fact, for example, Southwest's entire fleet are 727's.

Another example in a long line of you not knowing what the fuck you're talking about.

#95 | Posted by Jak_Se_Mao at 2009-05-05 12:13 PM | Reply | Flag: Loves Italics

(It was just a joke! Please don't make my world bigger!)

"The 80's..."A few years ago I was catching a flight in Melbourne, FL back to Nashville. There were only a handful of us on a night, dimly lit 727..."

"Uh, I meant to say decades, not years..."
-americunty
#92 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2009-05-05 11:58 AM"

While the statement about Southwest Airlines having an entire fleet of 727's is not correct, I don't think he claimed to have flown SWA from Melbourne, FL to Nashville, TN. It's more likely he flew Delta Airlines (which flew 727's until 2003) instead, so it MIGHT have been just "A few years ago".

Americannutty thanks you for supplying him with a really weak excuse.
He also thanks you for stepping out on a limb and attempting to defend perhaps the biggest and most transparent bullshitter on the retort.

Does Delta fly out of Melbourne? You seem to want to do an awful lot of research in order to defend Americunty's obvious BS, why not go whole hog and get the flight number he was on and find out what airline he flew?

"Does Delta fly out of Melbourne?"

"A few weeks ago I was flying in the Spruce Goose from Barstow to Fargo, N.D. It was just a couple of people in first class, and the cast of "Laugh-In". I had had a couple of frozen margaritas (made with Patron Gold, of course) and had just closed my eyes when Judy Carne climbed on top of me and stuffed her moist snatch into my nose. Being a married man, I chowed down."

"chowed down"

That reminds me of a joke.

What did Pinocchio's girlfriend say when she sat on his face?

LIE!! LIE!! LIE!!

#99 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2009-05-05 02:09 PM

No limb stepping here, no desire/intent to defend anyone, and you might be correct about AMERICANUNITY (but he's fun to read, no?).

Just was curious and had a few minutes to spare.

101st

Come on, dude. Put your money where your troll, vile ass mouth is.

Coward.

Uh oh, looks like Round 2 is about to begin.

Na, I'm done with those two assholes.

101st is too much of a chickenshit to take up the bets. Why? He knows he's lose.

Na, I'm done with those two assholes.

Those assholes can't handle the sheer girth of the common sense you've tried to pound into them.

They must have awfully miserable lives to be such awfully miserable people. Fuck 'em.

I flew an Aussie stewardess out of Melbourne in the 80's one time, but I didn't notice what kind of plane we were in.

Or if they had liquid soap.

Or if they had liquid soap.

Too busy doing "other things" in the bathroom?

A gentleman would never tell......

but I on the other hand have pics if you..... nevermind.

I"m not even sure if they have major carriers flying in and out of Melbourne anymore. The flight I was on was a late evening flight. The terminal was completely empty but for the 10 passengers. The guy taking tickets also did the baggage. Melbourne was a lot more convenient than driving from Orlando to Vero Beach.

"I"m not even sure if they have major carriers flying in and out of Melbourne anymore. The flight I was on was a late evening flight. The terminal was completely empty but for the 10 passengers. The guy taking tickets also did the baggage. Melbourne was a lot more convenient than driving from Orlando to Vero Beach.

#112 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2009-05-05 07:47 PM | Reply | Flag: Lies In Technocolour

#113 | Posted by furio at 2009-05-05 07:58 PM | Reply | Flag: With a name like Furio, has a pony tail and wears clogs with hot pants

Amerinutty,
You never addressed your proven lies. How convenient.

Zombie,
Why don't you point out anything in Amercunty's posts that is common sense? Do you see the number of FF's his post has gotten? Does that look like people believed what he's spewing is common sense to you? No? Me either, muffin.

Maybe I'm overplaying the Mr. Fair schtick because I hate a dogpile (see my defense of GWB over the years) but I think I may believe AU's story. (ducking)

Who really gives a fuck what 101st thinks? Not me.

Sure you don't, lair. Look at all of your posts in this thread and then tell me again how you don't give a fuck...

You got caught, again. Then you tried to tell us about Southwest, and got caught lying, again.

You're a strange old coot.

Southwest ONLY flies 737's. It is the ONLY plane they have ever used.

"Southwest ONLY flies 737's. It is the ONLY plane they have ever used.
#119 | Posted by moneywar at 2009-05-06 09:51 AM"

SWA did fly a few 727's "a while ago".

See the links in:
#86 | Posted by TrueBlue at 2009-05-05 11:34 AM

and

#88 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2009-05-05 11:44 AM

101st

I'm still posting on this thread because you're a coward. I offered you a $1000 bet. About what I'd expect from a broke little jester who's words are as empty as your loser salesman act at 'work'. "Egomaniac with an inferiority complex" describes you perfectly.

If anyone has a vivid imagination it's a moron who still lives in the armpit of America by choice and even thinks about 'conversion vans', let alone play that one trick pony of a joke for a year.

Only someone who's old lady runs their life (and washes the piss out of their sheets) could or would be such an incessant asshole day after day. You're pathetic. And broke too it seems. Coward.

leftists!

101st gives another non response. What a pussy.

Although this gal sounds like she's a basketcase when she's had too much to drink.

#6 | Posted by CalifChris at 2009-05-04 12:38 AM | Reply | Flag:

Now, now....let's no be too hasty....it may have been the soap that brought it on.

Meanwhile, I'm having a really happy and interesting life.

#76 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY

What a fucking idiot. Who the fuck cares?