The only candidates for election would be ones allowed by the church and only if they followed religious dogma. Anyone official who did not follow their strict edict would be immediately removed from office.

In a conservative world, enemies of the state, atheists, and liberals would be rounded up and tortured(yes torture). Waterboarding would be the primary tool. If that did not work they would be forced to watch The Passion of the Christ.

In the end these evangelical conservatives would think themselves good while openly showing their unique brand of evil.

What we have seen for the last 8 yrs is just a glimpse of their crazy brand of control and destruction through evil means.

Spending all of our money on the quick to enslave us through taxes is just the start. Anyone who speaks out will be visited by the IRS.

"For those that did poorly there would be special schools(prisons) to reeducate them. "

Are you talking about the public schools of Chicago? Detroit? New York? Philadelphia?

It goes on, of course.

"Dave, your obvious obsession with fucking livestock and children is -- today -- illegal and disgusting. Why would your hobbies be any different?"

It's a joke, son.

In response to this:

Geez, the rest of it is such stupid gibberish ......

...... but I'm sure it's exciting to a goofball whose brain is already set in Goofball Mode

I watched Schindler's List the other day.

Probably something like that.

"That means to point out your obsession with beastiality, child fucking, etc. would be encouraged."

#2 | Posted by vernon at 2009-05-02 12:07 PM

Why Vern, I'm offended.

"Lube up, pig"

You'd like that, wouldn't ya, verm?

BTW jerrytarkanian, deleting all you child porn (like your backup files in Belarus) mean nothing. The FBI loves to burn freaks like you. I know several agents who go to the extreme on evidence.
And federal prison has no parole.

#10 | Posted by vernon at 2009-05-02 12:34 PM

Enjoy your vacation,Vermin!

You'd like that, wouldn't ya, verm?

#9 | Posted by Dave at 2009-05-02 12:24 PM | Reply

Yes .... I would.

In Memphis to roast a pig takes at least 16 hours; better for 20 hours.

It's the reason that Memphis is the world capital of pork barbecue.

Give the cut and paste tips out now Vermin.

You'll be on "vacation" soon.

"I imagine that fucking children and animals -- and getting free governmental videos -- is very exciting to you, the feds have a different priority."

Here verm, this fer you, from yer mentor:

Gross and ungodly behavior would be the norn and criticism would be punishable by death. That means to point out your objections to gay unions, beastiality, child fucking, etc. would be outlawed.

#1 | Posted by buzkiller at 2009-05-02 10:31 AM

we wouldn't be legislating b.s. laws like how or what you want to eat, if you'd like to smoke or not, drink or not - there would be personal responsibility AND the church would be responsible for charity, not government. there would be alot less charity cases out there i'd be willing to bet - more people working. republicans are somewhat of a wash - we all need a new gig!

What if . . .

The country would be really fucked up because political diversity is necessary for a healthy democracy.

It's a fucking joke, you goddam boneheads!

This, however, is not:

The name "Torquemada" leaps to mind....

"The name "Torquemada" leaps to mind....
#15 | Posted by TheTom at 2009-05-02 03:29 PM"

'Let's face it - you can't Torquemada anything!'
- Chief Monk in History of the World: Part I

A government that allows individual freedom and stresses individual responsibility. The power of government is limited. After all most of the constitution outlines the limits of government.

What if Conservative Republicans ran the country?

America would not be a place worth living in.

If conservatives ran the country I'd be a lot happier despite some of the overkill that would inevitably happen in legislating "moral" issues but real conservative Republicans kinda got left out starting with Reagan.

" real conservative Republicans "

Goldwater's dead.

The opening of this thread was wrong on all points. So, to try and be more fair, let me separate things.

If Conservatives ran things and if Republican ran things. They are not the same group.

Conservatives:
The constitution would have a meaning. Judges would not write laws from the bench. Same-sex marriage would only be legal if the citizens of the state or their elected representatives at the state level passed a law to allow it.

There would be no welfare, no Federal Income Tax, no IRS. Government would be funded by Import duties and tarriffs, unless the citizens had voted to change it.

We wouldn't have a standing army (again, unless the citizens amended the constitution to allow it).

Schools would not be funded at the federal level. Like most things, each state would have its own set of requirements for education, and some states would be better than others. Some would publicly fund schools, others would be ran by churches or paid for at the community level.

Federal drug laws would not exist. Border states would have a right to defend their borders from criminal aliens, or not, as they chose.

Individual rights would have meaning, as would personal property. Your neighbors would know you and people that were problems would be in jail or ran out of town, until they collect in frontier areas.

Church would be voluntary in most places, mandated in others, and you would be free to move to a town or city or state that had the beliefs you wanted.

Some states would allow anything, others would be more restrictive, and you would be free to move to a state that had beliefs that matched yours.

Republicans:
Their would be a welfare system for people who are injured or sick, but healthy able-bodied people would be required to do something in exchange for assistance. The gov't would probably continue to be a huge percentage of the GDP, but 1/2 or more would go to military spending.

Some of the constitution would still have meanings (guns, speech, etc). Judges would not write laws from the bench. Same-sex marriage would probably not be allowed.

Federal Income Tax and the IRS would both still exist... but probably not be as oppressive as they are now.

We would have a HUGE standing army, navy, air-force, marine and space division.

Schools would probably still be federally funded, but there would be an entire year devoted to the greatness of Lincoln and Reagan.

Every aspect of your personal life would probably be monitored and legislated (much as it is today). However, the idea of a "Twinkie Tax" to punish fat people would be laughed out of congress. Smoking cigarettes would probably still be legal, but the federal "sin" taxes would probably be less.

Where you worked would be decided by how well you did on the state mandated tests, probably administered at about 16 or so. No waste of money to send people who will never graduate to colleges that cost hundreds of thousands of dollars. No preferential treatment to minorities.

Oh, and most of the colleges would be drug free... with police dogs walking the halls.

Who you married would still be a free choice, as long as it was someone of the opposite sex. I don't know if mixed-race marriage would be allowed, but it probably would.

RAP music would probably not be legal.

While the schools would be publicly funded, ones that consistently fail to educate students to the federally mandated standards would be investigated, broken up, etc. School choice would still be allowed, as in you could send your kid to the state school of your choice, or to a private school with a voucher.

Federal drug laws would not exist, and be rigorously enforced. Border states would have armed soldiers patrolling the borders to prevent foreign nationals from infiltrating.

Individual rights would have meaning, as would personal property. More so than today. The population of citizens in prison would probably be smaller than today, as prisons would be harsher and people less likely to be repeat offenders.

Church would be voluntary (probably).

And I think EITHER of these would be better than what we have today.

Church would be voluntary (probably).

If it wasn't would you want to live in America? I wouldn't.

If Conservatives ran things and if Republican ran things. They are not the same group.

Agreed.

There are very few true conservatives left in the republican party and htere are only a handful of true liberals in the Democratic party.

n the main the members of both parties are coporately overly influenced biatches.

Spud actually respecst true conservatives.

In the dichotomy of a functioning representative democracy the Liberals are the ones who suggest new and hopefully better ways of doing things while conservatives make sure that if those ideas fail that the ideas previously proven workable are put back in play. Essentially making sure the baby isn't thrown out every time the bathwater is changed.

America hasn't had a truly representational functioning democracy in a very long while now.

Be Well.

The best bet for America is to have men like Bernie Sanders running the country.

Spud, I hate to admit this in public, but I think this is one time where we agree.

We have not had a true conservative in a Very Very long time... not in this century and probably not in the last.

The only true conservative around is named Ron Paul

Spud, I hate to admit this in public, but I think this is one time where we agree.

Spud lives fer shiny moments of consensus.

We have not had a true conservative in a Very Very long time... not in this century and probably not in the last.

As Zat is fond of saying "Goldwater's dead".

Spud sees the modern politicians from both left and right as being on the same team and sees that team is not the correct team.

Which is to say that politicans of both sides of the aisle represent an increasingly narrow group of elites and special interests many of whom do not even reside in the United States.

The people are kept distracted and confused by a corporate MSM that underinforms and sows seeds of divisiveness by continually tossing out wedge issues like red meat to starving dogs.

That manufactures consent with think-tanked and focus-grouped sound bytes.

Potential dissent is being stifled by this 49/51% Solution as Spud has dubbed it.

Lip service is paid by both sides to the the will of the people while the globalist corporate agenda continues to be advanced.

People need to unite and recognise their commonalites and work against the increasing third worldification that is going on.

Consider.

The right are authoristarian in the same way the left are nanny staters.

Both sides seek increased control over the masses which is the every antithesis of the individual liberties on which America is founded.

These tendencies are not occuring solely in America either.

The trend is global and frightening.

We are not each others enemies.

Believe that.

Be Well.

**What if Only conservative republicans Were in Elected Office **

1. Heretics could still be executed.
2. No dancing allowed, entertainment would mean going down to the neighborhood Witch-Burning on Saturday nights.
3. Slavery would still exist.
4. Schools would only need one book, the Bible.
5. Fire-arm possession would be mandatory.
6. No welfare or unemployment insurance.
7. Those altar boys would keep their mouths shut if they wanted their families to stay alive.
8. Communists like Ronald Reagan (former union president) would have been executed for Communism instead of standing for elected office.
9. NASA would not exist, who needs science when you have faith.
10. Dinosaur bones would be proof of God's existence(testing our faith).
11. TV would have only one channel, Faith TV.
12. "Intellectual" would mean anyone who agreed with Rush Limbaugh.
13. Democracy would mean never having to vote again, WE know better what's good for you.

The whole thread is a fucking joke...I know...I started it.

And 1libertarian is an idiot.

"The whole thread is a fucking joke...I know...I started it."

I Started A Joke

And yes, that song came into my head as well...The Bee Gees before disco....

Disco sucks.

If real conservatives ran America it would return to a more rural aristocracy running things and a lower class of poorly paid temp workers grateful for any job and subservient or else punished by the private security forces of the aristocracy. In other words, hello Mexico north.

Cons mostly ran the country during the presidency of Reagan. Some good things happened, some bad. The pendulum does continue to swing. As long as neither cons nor libs set up a dictatorship, it won't be too bad.

Still, the best guess is that if cons did take over, we'd see a repeat of Victorian England. If the libs did, the roaring twenties of Germany might occur. Which, oh which, to choose.

It'd be like afghanistan, only with more references to Jayzuzz. And pork. Lots and lots of pork. More gays elected than in afghanistan, too. Though mostly in closets.

No less corruption.

But seriously "conservative Republicans"? There are more unicorns out there than "conservative" Republicans.