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Saturday, May 02, 2009

What if only liberal democrats held every elected office in this country? What would this country be like? What kind of laws would we have? What kind of government? What kind of schools?

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I'll get this started.

There would be no religion. All religion would be banned. The idea of a god and his laws would be counter to the state and its rules.

Schools would not be to educate children in the three r's but to train them to serve the state and its leaders. For those that did poorly there would be special schools(prisons) to reeducate them.

The constitution would not look like what we see today but be a list of requirements for the people to serve the government.

Gross and ungodly behavior would be the norn and criticism would be punishable by death. That means to point out your objections to gay unions, beastiality, child fucking, etc. would be outlawed.

Every aspect of your personal life would be monitored and legislated. Too Fat? Well they send you to fat camp. Smoke cigarettes? They don't exist in this new world so there is nothing to worry about here. Of course pot smoking and all manner of seriuos drugs would be completely legal.

Where you worked would be decided by the government and no personal choice would be allowed.

Who you married, well that too would be decided by the state.

The education of your children would not be your choice especially if you wanted to teach them ideas contrary to the State.

People would spy on you everywhere and they would be rewarded for doing so. No trial would be needed to find you guilty just the word of a government agent.

The only candidates for election would be ones allowed by the state and only if they followed party lines. Anyone official who did not follow their strict edict would be immediately removed from office.

In a democrat world enemies of the state, Christians and conservatives would be rounded up and tortured(yes torture). Waterboarding would be the primary tool. If that did not work they would be forced to watch gay movies.

In the end these democrats would think themselves good while openly showing their unique brand of evil.

What we are seeing now is just a glimpse of their crazy brand of control and destruction through evil means.

Spending all of our money on the quick to enslave us through taxes is just the start. Anyone who speaks out will be visited by the IRS.

They've made amazing advances in the field of psychiatric medicine in the last 50 yrs, Buzzboy.

Perhaps you should see a doctor.

Paranoia is the most difficult mental illness to treat.

Unfortunately, for ol' Buzzboy and his ilk, paranoia is not only a healthy mental state, but also, like hate and bigotry, a cherished family value that is traditionally passed from generation to generation.


#2 | Posted by buzkiller

AGREED


Paranoia is the most difficult mental illness to treat.

#4 | Posted by silver_ironist


That is what the libs want us to think.

Our political system works because of the diversity in the opinions and beliefs of it various peoples. To lose this competitive system would harm us all. We really do need the conservative input as well as the liberal to buffer extremism in government. Currently, the Republican party seems bent on self destruction and this does no good for the system as a whole. Checks and balances are hard to maintain with a one party one idea way of working.

Paranoia is the most difficult mental illness to treat.
#4 | Posted by silver_ironist


That is what the libs want us to think.
#7 | Posted by chickenrancher at 2009-05-02 11:31 AM | Reply | Flag: Paranoid

#9

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The Buzzer displays an appalling ignorance of what progressives stand for. Indeed, his drug-induced vision is more what this land would be iwith eight more years of Bush/Cheney/CIA rule.

Those accusing old Buzzy of insanity might consider "Gross and ungodly behavior would be the norn and criticism would be punishable by death. That means to point out your objections to gay unions, beastiality, child fucking, etc. would be outlawed." Buried under the spittle are two contradicting ideas, but I suspect it's Buzzy who's really like to see heretics burned at the stake. herm

And what if only sane, reasonably intelligent Republicans ran for office? (I know. I know. It is just a dream I dreamt long ago when I was young and my heart was full of hope.)

Sorry, Mod. I think the last sane, reasonably intelligent Republican just turned Democrat. herm

Sorry, Mod. I think the last sane, reasonably intelligent Republican just turned Democrat

No, there are still millions of them out there.

True enough, Goatman. But, they aren't the loudest voices in the Republican Party at present.

What if . . .

The country would be really fucked up because political diversity is necessary for a healthy democracy.

Libs love to try and cruah all opposition. We would all be wearing brown shirts.

I like the world Buzz describes

So instead of calling Buzz names. Seems to be a favorite of people here who do not have any real ideas. Why don't one of you actually sit down and tell everyone what it would be like with liberal dems in control...

I'll get this started.

There would be no religion. All religion would be banned...

Aaaaaand Spud'll stop you right there.

Are you fucking insane?

Do you actually believe anything in yer fucked up post would occur or is that just some mad mash-up of Fox-fueled propaganda?

Cos if you do believe yer own post there it's obvious yer once tenuous grasp on reality is now totally gone.

tell everyone what it would be like with liberal dems in control...

Pretty much like it is right now.

The Liberal Dems ARE in control.

In case you hadn't noticed yet.

Be Well.


Libs love to try and cruah all opposition.

#17 | Posted by chickenrancher at 2009-05-02 02:34 PM


"cruah"

oorah!

Paranoia is the most difficult mental illness to treat.


#4 | Posted by silver_ironist


That is what the libs want us to think.

#7 | Posted by chickenrancher at 2009-05-02 11:31 AM |


Too fucking funny!

Aaaaaand Spud'll stop you right there.

Are you fucking insane?

Remember that this is Buzzkiller you are dealing with. He's the kind of shithead who gets a hard-on from thinking about stoning heretics to death. Insanity is a given.

Our political system works because of the diversity in the opinions and beliefs of it various peoples.

#8 | Posted by keith204

In theory that's the whole idea but unfortunately nowadays as much as the Democrats and Republicans want you to believe they're noticeably different it's all smoke and mirrors.

tax rates would be 90% (for those evil enough to be born white & male)

The "pursuit of happiness" would be replaced with 3 federal agencies, each with different agendas and conflicting set of federal oversight.

2/3 of all employees in the US would work directly for the gov't. There would be no states, really. They would still be lines on a map, and would still collect their own set of taxes, but they would be powerless as all laws would be overturned or put on judicial review as soon as they were passed.

Voting would be done by ACORN, who would take a billion $ in cash, wonder around the urban areas, and then report who the president was.

There would be almost no one in jail, except for bible-thumpers and people who believe in spanking their children. [unless the spanking was intended as a sexual advance].

Marriage would be the union of 1 person (maybe) and almost anything they could drag into a court. A woman, a dog, your favorite tree, the six people that you had sex with last night before your cocaine high gave out and you crashed, etc.

fully 1/2 of all lawsuits would be brought on behalf of the earth, trees, sky, rabbits, etc.

Killing a human would get you 60 days of reorientation, but kicking a dog would probably get you a needle in the arm.

It would be against the law to drill for oil, anywhere on the planet... and what little army we had would be all militant vegans, running around the planet burning car dealerships (in other countries, we would never allow them to be sold here), blowing up oil wells, etc.

And you can get anything you want from government, if you fill out enough forms and wait in line long enough.

Let's think, what country do we think of when we think if liberals being in control??? Sweden?? Denmark?? How are those places doing?? That's probably how we'd do too.

Apparently "libs" are in control at present. And may be for the next 8 years. So I guess we'll see what happens - and won't have to strain ourselves making guesses.

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