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"...why worry about a budget impasse or property insurance when you can spend more than an hour talking about Jesus, the devil and license plates?"

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If you want Jesus on your license plate, the Florida Senate is looking out for you.>?I>


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If you want Jesus on your license plate, the Florida Senate is looking out for you.

And if you don't want it, don't buy it.

I don't see anything wrong with this.

IMHO, I think people should be able to express their interests on their plates whether it's animals, sports, helping the environment or even their spirituality.


I think people should be able to express their interests on their plates whether it's animals, sports, helping the environment or even their spirituality.

The first thing I do if I can't work it out at the dealer is to remove the dealers advertising on what is now MY car. The make insignia would come off if it didn't leave holes.

I don't see anything wrong with this.

Exactly, Lisa. And I'm an atheist!

People are not being forced to buy it and display it.

The Jews in FL's legislature didn't think much of this plate. It's really gotten out of hand. On the other hand, I can't wait for my FSM plate!


The Jews in FL's legislature didn't think much of this plate.


The star of David plate will be available wholesale..

#7

FF

Ah yes.

Rhonda Storms.

The "lord's" plague on Florida!

IMHO, I think people should be able to express their interests on their plates whether it's animals, sports, helping the environment or even their spirituality.

#3 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-05-02 08:34 AM |


How about those of us who appreciate Big Titties?

I'm guessing that's where your idea of "freedom of speech" ends.

How will a picture of an Ayatollah go over. Or a mug shot of Mohamed? There are hundreds of religions large and small. Will any and all be honored. If not, will the courts allow this practice?

Here's my plate : HEATHEN

"Siplin didn't mince words when asked what his 'Trinity' plate looks like, saying, 'It has a picture of my Lord and savior Jesus Christ.' "

And he knows what Jesus Nazarenus looks like...how? Did he take a photo?


My problem with this is: when you allow likenesses of Christ on a license plate, mustn't you also allow Buddha, L. Ron Hubbard, Xenu, Krishna, Abraham, etc.? What a Pandora's Box they've opened, and for no good reason.

#10 - I'm all for this kind of free speech!!! Yeah!

#13 - I think your post does make sense.

Jesus on a License plate?

Damn, Spud thought it was one of them specialty commemorative plates.

Had my chequebook out ready to write one up made out to the Franklin Mint and everything. Dangit!

As has been previously mentioned if you open the vanity plate business up to Jesus you pretty much gotta let the whole Pantheon of Gods and minor deities outta the box.

Wot fun!

While a Vanity Plate that sez "FSM" (aka The One True God) might be a kinda kewl idear to have fer a religiously inspired plate Spud would prefer this...

CTHULHU

People will get out of yer way when they know the vehicle coming up behind them is affiliated with the Lord of Madness!

Be Well.

Would that be "The Last Supper Plate"?

Spud - that HP Lovecraft stuff scared the s**t outta me when I was a kid and would make the mistake of reading it alone in the house or at night. I seem to recall he wrote a lot of the worst stuff while laid up for all kind of health reasons and probably under the influence of some heavy pharmaceuticals.

Spud - that HP Lovecraft stuff scared the s**t outta me when I was a kid and would make the mistake of reading it alone in the house or at night.

Ha! Spud too! See also: E A Poe.

I seem to recall he wrote a lot of the worst stuff while laid up for all kind of health reasons and probably under the influence of some heavy pharmaceuticals.

Spud read that as well. If a sleep of reason brings forth monsters imagine wot a sleep of pain, suffering, mental illness and heavy drug abuse can do! Also, having two parents die completely insane must be a really scary reality to face on a daily basis. Ill health or no.

Too bad all the movies made based on Lovecraft scripts sucked.

Spud hopes they do a decent job with "The Thing on the Doorstep" which is currently in production.

Arkham Sanitarium and dead body thieves FTW!

Be Well.

Spud, I checked for you and for some reason CTHULHU is unavailable, but you can get EATCNFD if I don't get it first. 'Couse you'd have to move to Alabama.

www.alabamainteractive.org


.....I want Jesus where he belongs........

.....on a piece of toast.......

Now, does Florida go with Old Abraham or Young Abraham for their non-gentile population segment...

....I want Jesus where he belongs........

.....on a piece of toast...

LOL FF

His mom's image is on a piece of glass in a door at my girlfriend's house. It is some moisture between some double paned glass. Really -- and better than any image on a piece of toast or tortilla.

I told her I was going to call the local diocese an report it, but not wanting a hoard amassing on her front porch to see this miracle, she theatened to "excommuncicate" me if I did! LOL


(lipz wondering) 'If a deity had the power to materialize or manipulate matter and could do this kind of thing (appearing on door and toast and grilled cheese sandwiches), why wouldn't they just appear and have a cup of coffee with you and maybe a nice, non-stigmatic snack'?


Lipz; 'oh look, honey, jesus is here again'.

Mrs Lipz; 'jesus, you haven't been around for a while, where ya been'?

Jesus; 'hello Mr and Mrs Lipz, I saw that you guys were having grilled cheese, and you know how i love those. Well, I've been busy with this Israel thing, but I'm happy to see you guys again'.

Lipz; 'you're welcome anytime, jesus, as long as you stop asking for money'.

'as long as you stop asking for money'.

Posted by Lipzoidial at 2009-05-03 11:35 AM | Reply | Flag: funny as hell

ff for lipz

We don't yet have a Jesus plate, but we do have a very cool dragon.

www.ador.state.al.us


One problem with this, besides the obvious tackiness, is that it is state supported.

I'm sure there must be similar vanity plates for the front of the car if one really feels the need to splatter an image of Jesus with mud and bugs.

Another problem is that it will never happen in Florida. Texas, maybe.

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