I imagine he got syphilis from the mule, and now it's infested his brain.

Georgia, Georgia,
The whole day through
Just an old sweet song
Keeps Georgia on my mind

I'm saying Georgia
Georgia
A song of you
Comes as sweet and clear
As moonlight through the pines

Other arms reach out to me
Other eyes smile tenderly
Still in peaceful dreams I see
The road leads back to you

I said Georgia,
Ooh Georgia, no peace I find
Just an old sweet song
Keeps Georgia on my mind

Other arms reach out to me
Other eyes smile tenderly
Still in peaceful dreams I see
The road leads back to you

A Mule?

Couldn't he have picked a better looking animal? Or at least one with a better personality?

may God should smite this bastard for trying to pretend like he is acting on god's behalf.

i suppose he missed the irony here; 'I would kill my own son in order to stop people from having abortions'.

typical ignoramus talibaptist nazi asshole.

Horsley had sex with a mule. In Georgia, he probably figured that counted as being kinfolk.

So, did he find God WHILE he was sexing the mule, or after?

#6 | Posted by LetUsPrey

The Mule was God.

That is why he was heard yelling,

OH GOD!

OH GOD!

A Mule?

Couldn't he have picked a better looking animal? Or at least one with a better personality?

NO, he is a Republican...the mule picked him.

Did guys like this get attention in the past? Or is it a result of needing to fill every minute of every hour of the day with news. Because seriously this guy needs to have some sense beaten into him.

""I was one foot from killing my own son, or hurting him really, really bad," Horsley told Krider. "If he would have attacked me again, I would have stuck him. Or cut him or sliced him or done something to stop him. That's the point, you hypothetical has literally already been worked out with me, and that's what makes me different from the other candidates for Governor. They understand I'm not like no politician they have looked at, ever. I am prepared to do a John Brown. I'm not prepared to do an Abe Lincoln and talk out both sides of my mouth and try to get a majority together. I'm looking for the people who are prepared to go with me and take over the foundry, then set up shop and prepare to fight to the death. I'll do it.""

This guy is an incoherent mess.

Maybe this guy just took people saying "fuck the Democratic party" too literally.

A Mule?
#3 | Posted by Lipzoidial

Yeah, a mule.
You gotta problem with that?
With a mule, better chance of no offspring.
Wouldn't wanna hafta abort and piss off Gawd.
~Neal "I Ain't Horsin' Around" Horsley

Randal Graves: Hey! Freddy fucking Mercury! Where the fuck is Kelly?
Sexy Stud: [pointing at the donkey] This is Kelly!
Randal Graves: I thought that was the sexy stud.
Sexy Stud: *I'm* the sexy stud.
Randal Graves: But this donkey is a dude!
Sexy Stud: Kelly can be a guy's name too. Hey!

Sexy Stud: So, where're we doin' this thing?
Randal Graves: Oh, right inside the restaurant.
Sexy Stud: You're kidding.
Randal Graves: Not spacious enough?
Sexy Stud: No, it's plenty spacious, just kinda weird, isn't it?
Randal Graves: Kinda weird? You're in the bestiality business, dude.
Sexy Stud: Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Randal Graves: Intriguing.

Wow, rethugs are just getting crazier by the day, eh?

Sex with a mule?

Seriously?!

How does one prepare fer such an encounter?

Dim the lights?
Chill the hay?
Toss "Wildfire" by America on the Stereo to set the mood?

Blech.

/Btw, NEVER rent the XXX version of "Two Mules Fer Sister Sarah" (The sequel to Nailin' Palin)

//Just don't do it.

Be Well.

Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."

The guy's name is horsley.

Stop being a jackass!!!

"Says Sex with Mules, Watermelon Behind Him"

Fruit.

Next thing you know, he'll want to marry the mule and have an illicit affair with the watermelon.

---the right----

Will someone PLEASE work him over with a nerf bat?

Why do Georgia Gubernatorial candidates wear button fly jeans?

Because a mule can hear a zipper at 100 years.

yards, not years.

Awww, give the guy a break -- he was just having an Ike Snopes moment.

A young man visiting Bremen Georgia starts a conversation with an older man at a bar in town. He asks the older man what he did for a living.

The man tells the kid "you must be new in town". He then points out the window and says: "See that bridge over there? I built it, but do they call me Neal the bridge builder? No!" The man continues, "See those utility polls over there? I put them up, but do they call me Neal the lineman? Not a chance!" The kid tries to interrupt but is quickly quieted by the older man. "See that school over there? I taught hundreds of children there." The kid breaks in and says "So they call you Neal the Educator?" The man is visibly angry at this point and yells "Hell No! No one remembers any of that but you fuck just ONE mule..."