This is one reason I have not yet been to Coachella.

The Perils of Micropenis....
Now THAT'S a funny title.
I watched the video-I haven't seen a penis THAT small since I was in Jr High....

LOL.

Wotta maroon.

Wot part of "Do NOT take the brown acid" did that guy miss?

Be Well.

Tasing looks like great fun.Seems that everytime I see it its so fun they just can't seem to stop.That knee drop to the gut before the tasing was something too.

I loved the idiots screaming "freedom of speech!"

Like exposing your tiny, tiny penis in public is protected speech....

What a no-win situation for the cops. How are they supposed to handle that type of situation? Just let the guy be naked? They can't do that. Overall, it appears as if they tried to avoid using too much force. Regardless, the cops always end up looking like assholes when taking on a non-compliant but completely non-threatening buffoon like this one.

You know if this Country wasn't so regressive and Repressive people wouldn't care if someone walked around naked. America is a repressive society.

Larry

Society is a repressive society.

It looked more like his bellybutton -- an "outie" -- than his penis.

It's never that cold in Coachella Valley.

Shredder it IS Free Speech. If that isn't an advertisement for those penis enlargement pills I don't know what is. Think of it as a walking "Swinging" billboard.

Larry

Maybe he doesn't even know how small it is.

His girlfriend tells him it's 7 inches. And then she asks to borrow the credit card.

"we gonna shake a wang dang doodle all night long"

His girlfriend tells him it's 7 inches. And then she asks to borrow the credit card.

#13 | Posted by moder8

Damm straight. Been there done that and said goodbye to a lot of hard earned money.

"Relax, man, calm down"

Damn. The pigs enjoyed that way too much. Better watch out, porky - mother nature has your number, and karma's a bitch. Yeah, I imagine this guy is really "calm" when the cops taze the fuck out of him, throw him down to the ground by the hair, and knee drop his chest. Fucking legalized assault. There are meth labs these scumbags could be busting, but they have to fuck with a hippie who's out of his mind on acid and entertaining a huge crowd with his less-than-huge penis.

Yes, it was probably a bad idea to eat the brown acid, as spud suggested. As far as the "micropenis" goes, well, I didn't see it. I thought I caught a glimpse of it once, but I'm pretty sure that was a pube.

Anyway: Barbecue these Piggies!

Unbelievable. 3 cops can't quickly subdue one severely tripping guy with an overly large clitoris. Clearly the tazer didn't work so well; the knee drop was far more effective, and equally brutal. I do think the Rethugs may have a point about pussy college students today; 25 years ago those cops would have been tackled and beaten to death.

I'm always quick to criticize lil piggies, but I can't come up with a fault here. There was a long conversation where it seemed the cops were being reasonable, even laughing. The boy's mates were around trying to convince him to comply and not go to jail (usually friends in this situation are cheering you on to do something even more stupid). Apart from the obvious short comings, this lout is also missing the neurons responsible for sobering your ass up when you need a quick re-boot from the disco biscuits.

I've been to jail for the crime of 'too much acid and too much fun for one person' before. It was in Georgia. There were about 50 of us in the pokie, and everyone had the same look on their face when they were shuffled in as this guy surely had, "Oh, this really is jail, these guys were serious". Thankfully, they let most of us out in the morning (the boys who fought back stayed a little longer), but I still missed the encore, West Virginia >Space Wrangler, Ain't Life Grand....that was punishment enough.

25 years ago those cops would have been tackled and beaten to death.

Pity they weren't. It's a good thing they didn't do this at something like Warped Tour or some metal show. They would have needed to identify them by dental records.

There was a long conversation where it seemed the cops were being reasonable, even laughing. The boy's mates were around trying to convince him to comply and not go to jail (usually friends in this situation are cheering you on to do something even more stupid).

Yeah, the situation didn't need to escalate, and this dude bears part of the blame for that, but there was no need to brutalize him. I don't see why they didn't just let him go about his business naked. It was worth it for the entertainment value, if nothing else. I imagine there's nothing like the public humiliation of coming down from your psychedelic breakfast and realizing that you paraded your "toothpick" around at a show. He wouldn't do it again, that's for sure.

Apart from the obvious short comings, this lout is also missing the neurons responsible for sobering your ass up when you need a quick re-boot from the disco biscuits.

A 10-strip can do that to you. Well, that and being born with two balls and a clit.

"Based on what I could tell from the video (when I wasn't laughing) the cops did what they needed to do to have this guy obey the law. Gave him ample time to comply before the taser came out."

Bullshit. Cops now a days use tazers way to easily in order to prevent their fat lazy asses from doing the actual job. Three of them couldn't take care of one non-violent stoned-out-of-his-mind hippy? What shitty cops...

To be fair, two of them seemed chill. It was the douche in the hat that reached for the tazer as soon as he realized it would take longer than ten minutes to get back to his donuts.