Italian Police are looking for anyone who can give them a hand locating the aqua-satanic vandals who perpetrated this heinous act.

Is Zat on a mediteranean vacation perchance?

Be Well.

"Venus DeMilo a statue of note
Lays in the gutter, with a knife in her throat
Naked as sin, no, not even a coat
She gave you a thrill, so you gave her a grope it's a Fair Exchange"

Maybe it was an Act of God cos he caught the Jesus statue masturbating?

Hey, don't give Spud that look.

Only trying to help.

Where's yer theory?

Be Well.

Army of God needed to be re-armed?

I wouldn't put it past the devil fish.

#2 | Posted by LetUsPrey at 2009-04-17 04:06 PM

I loved BeBop Deluxe.

Aqua Teen Satanic Hunger Force.

Aqua Teen Satanic Hunger Force.

FTW!

LOL. You sir, win yerself a shiny new intranets and a big stuffed Panda from the top shelf fer that effort!

Be Well.

Italian Police are looking for anyone who can give them a hand locating the aqua-satanic vandals who perpetrated this heinous act.

Is Zat on a mediteranean vacation perchance?

Be Well.

#1 | Posted by dethspud

No, Spud, people have beliefs in other countries too.

Do fish go to hell? I mean, ya know, the sinful ones.

Asinine and as bad as the Taliban blowing up Budda.

The appendages will probably show up on Craig's List. Whoever did it is really twisted.

Have the Priests checked to see if they cut his dick off too?

Looks like the work of Spongebob Squarepants.

"Have the Priests checked to see if they cut his dick off too?"

god ain't got no dick, if he did he would have to be gay (no females gods)

to some, god created the universe and earth 6,000 yrs ago, before that god didn't do diddly shit for billions of years, or did he?

I know that I'll catch it for this...but come on with it. The blasphemous talk coming from some of you is not only shameful but very dangerous. Evedently you have no idea what Hell is going to be like. God help you.

You shall not make unto you any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

Sounds like the Taliban have it right. Oops.

Blasphemy? How many more thousands of years are you deluded freaks going to wait for the return of Jay-zus? News flash - he ain't comin' back.

Evedently you have no idea what Hell is going to be like. God help you.

#18 | Posted by rebelnation

I know. I know. My Hell will be full of right wing assholes who still insist on living in the Dark Ages. and they will talk about jesus 24/7.

And Rosie Odonnel will be singing and only interrupted to play Rush Limbaugh's greatest lies, all day long.

Then, when satan is charitable, he will give me a break from all the torture and let me go swimming in the lake of fire.

Asinine and as bad as the Taliban blowing up Budda.

~Zap

Agreed. Jokes aside this was a stupid, senseless, mindless, fucked up thing to do.

Hope they catch the SOBs who did this thing and airdrop them into the FATA in the dead of night so they can hang out with their intolerant bretheren there.

Be Well.

LP..News flash He is coming BACK!!! THIS TIME NOT AS A SAVIOR BUT AS AN AVENGING JUDGE.

He is coming BACK!!! THIS TIME NOT AS A SAVIOR BUT AS AN AVENGING JUDGE.

Coming back? Avenging Judge?

Soooo ...in yer mind Jebus will be sort of a cross between Judge Judy and the Terminator?

Newsflash: Yer a wingnut.

Be Well.

Blasphemy? How many more thousands of years are you deluded freaks going to wait for the return of Jay-zus? News flash - he ain't comin' back.

#20 | Posted by LetUsPrey at 2009-04-18 04:24 PM | Reply | Flag:

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