Everyone loves good humor, manc.

It's why people still laugh at the Three Stooges.

Wait. Nancy Grace actually stopped Babbling about Casey Anthony?

fox news is a joke

it has the best ratings because its more "entertaining" then the others

its more entertaining because its full of lies and exagerations.

Please follow along at home.....using this Liberal Crisis Management flow chart.

(Provided to you here, free of charge, by Fredo):

stage 1 Condescending Amusement
stage 2 Denial
stage 3 well we won the election deflection
stage 4 well chimpy was worse deflection
stage 5 realization and pant pissing
stage 6 equilibrium is regained: a state of self loathing

YEAH!

This must mean they are True and Not Part of the MSM!

Sincerely

The TeaBaggers

It's why people still laugh at the Three Stooges.

#1 | Posted by jerrytarkanian

barrack, joe and hillary

Poor Chris 'leg spasm' Matthews, more people watch sham-wow reruns then his farce of a program.

I am sure CM would not only bow before his messiah, I am sure he would drop to his kness begging for it.

Wait. Nancy Grace actually stopped Babbling about Casey Anthony?

#2 | Posted by jerrytarkanian

Yeah long enough to now start talking about the Tracey rape with a foreign object murder.

There is no doubt there is media bias on both sides.

Matthews must be under a million as he didn't even make the list.

So let me guess, nanc ---- this means that Fox News Isn't Part of the Mainstream Media!?

Leave it to The certified WingDing to Roll Around in Their Very Own (and now very dead) Argument!

TeaBags All Around Tonight!

If 12 people would have shown up to protest the war or Bush MSNBC and the MSM would have been all over it. Their hypocricy sis astounding.

YEAH!

Only in a Certain Mind can the Idea that an Industry Leader doesn't come to represent the "Mainstream" Formula, survive!

Some of you all are Like Tools in a Shed ----- Just Waitin' and Hangin' Around to be Used!

Some of you all are Like Tools in a Shed ----- Just Waitin' and Hangin' Around to be Used!

#13 | Posted by Redneckville

Much like the sheepacrats.

I'd be careful about those number Nanc. Rushpublicans can't count:

Jenny Beth Martin, a Republican activist who helped organize one protest in Atlanta, said she's not too worried about the protests being dismissed by some media outlets. She estimated 750,000 people attended more than 800 protests in all 50 states,

The real world estimated about 120,000.

what real world, northguy?

link?

Isn't it just amazing that people are actually promoting a news agency that admits to fabrication and making up stories for the news.

Talk about wanting actual watch dog news, not in manc's ideas.

i don't make up the ratings, moneywar - i just report them. those in the tank for this administration need a new gig. perhaps "fair AND balanced"?

with the exception of a couple of wingers (far left and one green), there were quite a few ordinary democrats at the tea party i attended - ashamed as the rest of u.s.

p.s. - there were over a thousand at the small gathering we had. there were three television stations and a couple of newspapers at the event also.

Do you actually know what you were protesting?

The problem with you Obama drones, Moneywar, is that you all don't know.

The ratings can be viewed in a logical manner. Liberals love life, and spend more time out in the world enjoying it than most righties who sit at home and have their radios tuned to Rush and the stations tuned to fox. It doesn't surprise me that fox news, as far as news programs go, has more viewers. Most of these righties are obese, lazy turds who sit at home with no will to excercise, live life and go out and have fun(just look at how many overweight hosts the right has). The left would rather be in nature, hiking, biking and camping, playing with their kids in the yard and enjoying life. Simple logic.

LM

l.m. - but you CAN find them at anti-war rallies, peace rallies, san franfreakshow gay pride parades, butting into congressional sessions or townhall meetings, or generally just getting in the faces of those who disagree with them. 'splain that. explain that it is always a mess when they leave and there are always arrests for some reason or another. try to make a point next time - it will fit easier into your dunce cap.

Do you actually know what you were protesting?

#20 | POSTED BY MONEYWAR

Does it really matter?
~CrankyPantsNanc

Do you actually know what you were protesting?

#20 | Posted by moneywar at 2009-04-16 10:01 PM

Why oppose war only when there's a war?
Why defend the clinics only when they're attacked?
Why are we always reactive?
Let's activate something
Let's fuck shit up
Whatever happened to revolution for the hell of it?
Whatever happened to protesting nothing in particular, just
protesting cause it's Saturday and there's nothing else to do- King Missile

"Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!"

"They tell us, Sir that we are weak -- unable to cope with so formidable an adversary. But when shall we be stronger? Will it be the next week, or the next year? Will it be when we are totally disarmed, and when a guard shall be stationed in every house? Shall we gather strength by irresolution and inaction? Shall we acquire the means of effectual resistance by lying supinely on our backs, and hugging the delusive phantom of hope, until our enemies shall have bound us hand and foot? Sir, we are not weak, if we make a proper use of those means, which the God of nature hath placed, in our power. Three millions of people, armed in the Holy cause of Liberty, and in such a country as that which we posses, are invincible by any force which our enemy can send against us. Besides, sir, we shall not fight our battle alone. There is a just God who presides over the destinies of nations; and who will raise up friends to fight our battle for us. The battle, sir, is not to the strong alone; it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave... Patrick Henry said "I know, sir, how well it becomes a liberal man and a Christian to forget and forgive. As individuals professing a holy religion, it is our bounden duty to forgive injuries done us as individuals. But when the character of Christian you add the character of patriot, you are in a different situation. Our mild and holy system of religion inculcates an admirable maxim of forbearance. If your enemy smites one cheek, turn the other to him. But you must stop there. You cannot apply this to your country. As members of a social community, this maxim does not apply to you. When you consider injuries done to your country your political duty tells you of vengeance. Forgive as a private man, but never forgive public injuries. Observations of this nature are exceedingly unpleasant, but it is my duty to use them."

"The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people; it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government -- lest it come to dominate our lives and interests." Patrick Henry

seems to me the government needs to be reigned in, yes?

i protested on your behalf, moneywar.

The ratings can be viewed in a logical manner. Liberals love life, and spend more time out in the world enjoying it than most righties...... The left would rather be in nature, hiking, biking and camping, playing with their kids in the yard..... and enjoying life. Simple logic.

LM

#22 | Posted by Liberal_Mongrel

Oh BARF!

TRANSLATION:
Liberals tend not to work very hard or have demanding careers and therefore pride themselves on the amount of liesure activity they are envolved in. ALSO They believe themselves to be "artistes" and "thinkers"......
BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!

#28 | Posted by Fredo_C

I'll bet there's a heated debate going on in the Teachers' Lounge right now whether you should be allowed to move on to high school. Find out who the patron saint of "social promotion" is, Fredo, and light a candle. Better yet, light two candles and make a donation.

seems to me the government needs to be reigned in, yes?

#26 | Posted by nanc

And it all happened just in the last 3 months. Imagine that!

no, s.a.r. - we were ALL asleep for many years. why is the left trying to make it a left/right issue? is there no common ground?

p.s. at least fox had the good sense to recognize a "cash cow" when they saw it. capitalism is still alive.

no, s.a.r. - we were ALL asleep for many years. why is the left trying to make it a left/right issue? is there no common ground?

#31 | Posted by nanc

Perhaps, had there been a peep from any of you prior to Jan. 20, 2009. Yet when we talked about the dangers of the expansion of governmental powers over the past several years, you called us traitors, subversives, mentally deficient, and then invited us to get out of the country.

As ye sow, so shall ye reap.

p.s. at least fox had the good sense to recognize a "cash cow"

You are the Cow.

You know that right?

I laugh at every one of those viewers for their inability to think for themselves. They suck from the nipple of an opinion based tv show.

It's amazing to watch, kinda like going to the zoo and seeing all the trapped animals in cages with nothing to do but eat and shit in their beds all day long.

That's what it is like to watch the FoxNews crowd.

Just so you know........

p.s. at least fox had the good sense to recognize a "cash cow" when they saw it. capitalism is still alive.

i.e. Nanc of Oliver Twist / Dickens

i.e. Nanc of Oliver Twist / Dickens

#35 | Posted by Zap

That didn't turn out very well.

That didn't turn out very well.

#36 | Posted by SanAntonioRogue at 2009-04-17 11:01 AM | Reply | Flag: S.O.P.

#36 | Posted by SanAntonioRogue at 2009-04-17 11:01 AM | Reply | Flag: S.O.P.

#37 | Posted by nanc

So I misread the book, and it DID turn out fine for that particular character?

So I misread the book, and it DID turn out fine for that particular character?

LOL Pearls before swine....

"every station below fox news is in the tank for this current administration - couple that with the big three networks AND pbs...wtf is going on you may be asking yourself? i suppose it pays to be UNBIASED!"

Nanc,

Could you please use your special powers and tell us what this means in Bush World?

rnv - better you explain WHY fox news is garnering such numbers - the numbers don't lie.

Because there are at any given time 3 million people who are as pathetic as you in this country.

And the those numbers, like the Tea Party numbers are dismal.

Total viewers: ABCNews: 9,180,000 / NBCNews: 9,230,000 / CBSNews: 6,790,000

Over 25 million people get their news from reputable TV News Programs.

3 Million get their 'news' from an opinion station called Fox.

You're a joke to think you matter.

and you're a joke to think it matters if i care what you think.

ha ha!

You are my puppet woman. Go fix me lunch.

Spongebob is a hell of a lot more intellectually stimulating that anything on Fox News.

Talking and singing sea fauna is way more believable than anything Hannity or Mann Coulter has ever said.

Think of the viewers that Fox could get if they could have ALL the green teeth crowd!!! Unfortunately, WWE's viewers are too smart to watch Fox.

Many,

You gotta keep in mind that Nanc is the one who celebrates when young women are raped and murdered. Calling her a woman is demeaning to real women. Try Skank or that word rhyming with witch.

Can't you just see nanc sprawled out on the couch petting her Pussy cat to Hannity each night?

Poor Pussy cat.

or that word rhyming with witch

Did you mean HUNT?

and you're a joke to think it matters if i care what you think.

#44 | POSTED BY NANC

You responded so it must matter. I can't believe you bother to attended the tea party in Fayetteville. Must be lots of lazy people in your town otherwise they would have been working.

Nanc is just another Rtard Welfare Queen, like her hero 'Joe'. Probably used the free handicapped transportatoin system to ferry her fat ass to to and from the Teabagging fest.

she lives in the welfare state of Arkansas????

Oh my fucking God. My taxes go to her and she is a Teabagging welfare taker.

Fuck you woman. Your state survives from the Federal Taxes of other states and you have the gall to bitch about taxes?

Unfucking believable. You must laugh at yourself nanc. What a fucking joke you are, sponging off our Federal Tax dollars and not one reach around in return.

How about the Conservative Crisis Management Flowchart?

1 Damn, we lost the election!
2 Blame McCain/Sarah!/Bush
3 No, blame the MSM!
4 Yeh, that's it! It couldn't be anything WE'VE done! It must be THEIR fault!
5 and the lib'ruls! Blame them too!
6 Employ The Rove Strategery: project our own failures onto the other party: attack Obama on the economy, Iraq, and Afghanistan from Day 1
7 Organize a massive anti-government protest to vent our sudden, newly-discovered "sense of outrage" over deficits and taxes
8 Propagandize via Foxnews while simultaneously decrying other networks' lack of propaganda as "anti-American"

"The ratings can be viewed in a logical manner. Liberals love life, and spend more time out in the world enjoying it than most righties...... The left would rather be in nature, hiking, biking and camping, playing with their kids in the yard..... and enjoying life. Simple logic."
LM
#22 | Posted by Liberal_Mongrel

What the hell are you talking about? Most of the people who don't know what liberal means but vote for the "gimme party" so they just happen to be accidental liberals get their only exercise walking to the corner store for a 40oz, a pack of smokes, & a lottery ticket!

BTW, it would be alot easier to play with the kids in the yard if they weren't packed off to a free daycare provided by social services while mom pulls a hard 20 hours a week to keep the benefits.

Please, nature? Most of you have never picked up a bale of hay in your life or done anything truly involving working a farm, something of that life or actively living in nature! It's beneath you. Sitting around flipping through the latest issue of the gardening section in Oprah magazine doesn't count. And if by camping you mean sitting in your air conditioned camper, watching satellite TV, drinking wine coolers & freshly ground coffee then yeah, you camp.

REPUBLICANS FINALLY GET A CHANCE TO HAVE SOME FUN, SCHOLAR CLAIMS

ratings for the following night:

ABLE NEWS RACE
NITE OF THURS., APRIL 16, 2009

FOXNEWS O'REILLY 3,897,000
FOXNEWS HANNITY 3,138,000
FOXNEWS GRETA 2,639,000
FOXNEWS BECK 2,233,000
FOXNEWS SHEP 1,979,000
FOXNEWS BAIER 1,866,000
CNN COOPER 1,277,000
CNN KING 1,260,000
MSNBC OLBERMANN 1,229,000
CNNHN GRACE 1,172,000
MSNBC MADDOW 1,052,000

its more entertaining because its full of lies and exagerations.

#3 | Posted by klifferd at 2009-04-16 05

yeah thats it all right...

keep being so delusional and before you know it you will open your eyes and see all those
"teabaggers" in line to vote.

and IM surprised there are THAT many people who waste thier time watching olberman.,.

and with that trash on tv you attack FOX....

click your heals dorothy and head on back to kansas

CAUSE YOURE Dreamin

FOXNEWS O'REILLY 3,897,000
FOXNEWS HANNITY 3,138,000
FOXNEWS GRETA 2,639,000
FOXNEWS BECK 2,233,000
FOXNEWS SHEP 1,979,000
FOXNEWS BAIER 1,866,000

Wow! That's a whole lot of sheeple.

thats a WHOLE LOT OF VOTERS

and for those of you who think on the level of olberman and garrofolloo

I watched a lady tell the interviewer that she voted for obama but this wasnt what she had in mind

a caller to a local show said that she also voted for obama and now wont just not vote for him again, she wants him impeached.

BOTH women were black
how many others are in the same boat.

watched a lady tell the interviewer that she voted for obama but this wasnt what she had in mind

#59 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2009-04-18 12:07 PM |

Wow bLT?, Maybe she sould have done her "homework".

The man has been in office for a whole FOUR MONTHS.

He's not gonna fix 8 years of the abortion called the bush presidency.

He's not gonna fix 8 years of the abortion called the bush presidency.

#60 | Posted by jerrytarkanian

Not the way he is going he is not.

ABLE NEWS RACE
NITE OF THURS., APRIL 16, 2009

FOXNEWS O'REILLY 3,897,000
FOXNEWS HANNITY 3,138,000
FOXNEWS GRETA 2,639,000
FOXNEWS BECK 2,233,000
FOXNEWS SHEP 1,979,000
FOXNEWS BAIER 1,866,000
CNN COOPER 1,277,000
CNN KING 1,260,000
MSNBC OLBERMANN 1,229,000
CNNHN GRACE 1,172,000
MSNBC MADDOW 1,052,000

Perhaps we should give a round of applause to The Butcher. She beat the Cartoon Network for the first time.