* facepalm *

* head-desk *

Arrrrgh!

This is one backwards-assed tribe of Flintstone wannabe muthafuckers.

Be Well.

Thank you America! Thanks for exporting Wahabism around the planet.

In this law, women aren't allowed out of their homes unless accompanied by their husbands or unless they have their husband's written permission.

All thanks to the American installed puppet, drug-lord, war-lord, stooge, Karsick.

Afghanistan's next president-puppet will be Zalmay Khalilzad, American citizen and oil-company employee.

That guy is a one-man circus-act who will put even Karsick to shame. LOL

Yep. It's America's fault that you Third Worlders are such pussies that you can't handle your own business. It's not Americans that snatch women out of their homes and flog them publicly, it's not Americans that blow up little girls' schools so they can't learn. THAT honor belongs to your fellow spineless dirty little Third Worlders. Hide and cower when the jeeps and the masked men come, but then try to show us how brave you by taking on America - on a blog, of all things! You mutts deserve everything you get.

It's America's fault

Yes it is.

All this spread after America installed their butt-stooge Karsick.

What happens when you throw water on an oil fire? LOL

show us how brave you by taking on America - on a blog

Huh?

Have you lost your mind??? LOL

I wasn't aware Amreeka took my insults as an "act of war!" hahahahahahaha

You people have totally flipped under the strain.

Thanks to America in Iraq too!

#2 | Posted by Tosser

Ya! 'Cuz women were so well-treated under the Taliban.

Bush's biggest fuckup will prove to be that he truly believed these mutts were capable of civilized governance.

Seriously.

These fuckers justify the ass-rape of a 12-year old girl by labelling it as 'the conumation of (forced) marriage.'

It's America's fault

WHO does "President" Karsick answer to?

America. He was installed by Amreeka.

WHO brought these laws into being?

Karsick.

Therefore, Amreeka supports these laws.

This is so they can out-taliban the taliban and undercut their support.

Simple logic everyone can understand. We are not blind, you know.

Any other nonsense to add, Amreekan?

Answer this:

WHY did not Yankee-Doodle stop Karsick?

He takes orders you know. He took orders when he ran his restaurant and now he takes order from America.

Is not America there to stop all kinds of talibanism???

These fuckers justify the ass-rape of a 12-year old girl

Afghans will rape the ass of a 12 year old donkey rather than that of a 12 year old girl. (this is a fact documented by the ISI and the CIA)

If they can't find a donkey, they will get a 12 year old boy. Read "kite runner".

"Simple logic everyone can understand. We are not blind, you know."

Yeah, you are. Did you happen to see the PBS presentation on the Taliban in Pakistan? Kinda scary...and Paki leaders seem quite comfortable with it. What office do YOU hold with the Taliban?

"If they can't find a donkey, they will get a 12 year old boy."

I wish I didn't believe you, but I do.

Yeah, you are.

No, you are not the one getting it.

Is Karsick America's man or not? (he is)

Did America stop Karsick? (no they didn't)

See? It's that simple.

Did you happen to see the PBS presentation on the Taliban in Pakistan?

Nope. I don't get your shitty PBS or whatever over here.

I wish I didn't believe you, but I do.

A know a kid who lives up there in a hills who almost got raped by these shit Afghans.

He was armed and he killed two of them.

My dad arranged a lawyer for him and got him out of jail and today he is married and an electronics engineer.

This happened long time ago. I assume they have got worse. LOL

WHO does "President" Karsick answer to?

America. He was installed by Amreeka.

WHO brought these laws into being?

Karsick.

Therefore, Amreeka supports these laws.

Non-sequitur!!!!

If Afghanistan were a TRUE puppet-government, these laws never would have come to pass.

If Afghanistan were a TRUE puppet-government

It is a TRUE puppet Govt.

Do you have any evidence to say otherwise?

No.

Karsick CAN"T say no to America. The poor fellow just can't. Everyone knows this. LOL

#14 | Posted by Tosser

A part of me wants to believe that you make this shit up.

But the realistic part of me believes that you are being genuine. What a fucked-up part of the world you reside - seriously, thank you for sharing this shit with the rest of us. WE need plenty of anecdotal evidence as to how fucked-up the ME really is.

WE need plenty of anecdotal evidence as to how fucked-up the ME really is.

1. Afghanistan isn't the "ME" (middle east). Saying that makes you sound like an idiot, so don't do it.

2. Why the hell would I say anything nice about Afghanistan??? I hate their guts.

All I am saying is... America has made it EVEN WORSE.

This is what you get for bringing in a drug-lord to run the place. LOL

believes that you are being genuine.

No, it's true. We saved a kid from going to jail because he killed two Afghans who wanted to rape him.

It is a TRUE puppet Govt.

Do you have any evidence to say otherwise?

Yes. They implemented a law that is completely contrary to Western values and our government did nothing.

Therein lies the problem with "promoting democracy". When dealing with savages they tend toward the same brutality that was 'virtuously' overthrown.

Tosser,

Sadly, I believe you.

"Nope. I don't get your shitty PBS or whatever over here."

I didn't think so...the Taliban wouldn't approve.

"America has made it EVEN WORSE."

First we bail when the Russkies gave up, then after 9/11 we tried to create a democracy there;- Bush's expressed desire not to engage in "nation building" notwithstanding.

I'm tellin' ya, Texas should never have joined the damned union!!

When dealing with savages they tend toward the same brutality that was 'virtuously' overthrown.

I think you missed the fine print.

This law is for Shia people.

That means, Karsick is now taking directions from Iran!

The America effort inside Afghanistan is now totally screwed now that Iran has this much influence.

I am pretty sure the US could have done something to stop it, but no... your Obama wants to "talk to Iran". He is going to bend over backwards to please Iran. LOL

"They implemented a law that is completely contrary to Western values..."

Please don't tell me you're surprised. Why would they implement a law that comports with Western values and runs contrary to their own?

"...and our government did nothing."

Perhaps that's because the US government purports to treat Afghanistan as an independent country.

the Taliban wouldn't approve.

It has been a number of years now that I have given up watching TV... I hate advertising.

I only watch whatever I can download over the net.

Link me to a torrent, if you are so keen on me watching this thing.

I don't know why anyone is surprised by this. Afghan girls' prospects:

1. Marry an old man at 10
2. Submit to state approved rape for the life of your marriage.
3. Be a slave in your father's home or your husband's home.
4. Watch your children be snatched from you be sold or blown up for Allah.
5. Die for trying to break away.
6. Be a prostitute & outcast.
7. Get blown up for trying to learn.
8. Get stoned by your own brothers for being a rape victim.

The list could go on forever & I'd probably leave something equally horrible out!

On a side note, TOSSER, bite me. America doesn't care what you think! The Middle East is a boil on the butt of humanity & you are a perfect example. Your culture is one of subjection & death & has been for thousands of years. The irony of course being the scientific & cultural acheivements are by far overshadowed by your barbarism & unwillingness to learn from your mistakes. Wallow in your hypocrisy while enjoying all the fruits of western culture & deny them to your daughters, mothers, & sisters.

Dear GOD,
Thank you for letting us be born here in the good ole USA on behalf of every woman I love.

"I'm tellin' ya, Texas should never have joined the damned union!!"

HEY! If Perry is successful with secession, I'm movin' back! or we might could just get the "Volunteer" state to secede too. We have a historical connection, you know.

The Middle East is a boil on the butt of humanity & you are a perfect example.

I have never been to the Middle East, you stupid fellow.

If you can't even get that right... everything else coming out of you is pure blather.

Secession...

Perry, another GOPiggy presidential wannabe. I wonder if he knows that the sound he hears is the toilet flusing on any outside-of-Texas aspirations he may have had. (Beyond going to work for Faux Noise.)

Screw you, We're from Texas

(Back to the topic)
This shit wouldn't happen to Texas women.

Well, ... Governor Haircut is an improvement over Ma Ferguson.

I don't know why anyone is surprised by this. Afghan girls' prospects:

How about Iraqi girls? All after America did them a favor?

I repost link... you were probably too stupid to get it the first time.

Wherever America ends up, the women's lives are degraded.

They either turn into hookers or they become victims of laws made by American stooges.

If you are so concerned about women, why not do something about Saudi Arabia (the worst offender of women's rights... not even able to drive a car).

But no.... slave-boy would rather bow.

"Perry, another GOPiggy presidential wannabe. I wonder if he knows that the sound he hears is the toilet flusing on any outside-of-Texas aspirations he may have had."

Gee, Doc...someone pee in your tofu this morning? Ain't you out there in Oregonistan? I understand they're gonna raise the tax on beer out there by some astronomical amount. Just wait 'til they get to your latte and Perrier.

Jest, read the thread and you'll see the topic of secession was brought up. Perhaps I should've linked to that (much disputed) photo of the dead sharpshooter Alexander Gardner and his gofers took in Devil's Den and captioned it, "Secssion: Worked Well Enough for Him" or "He's Definitely Seceeded."

Anyway, no Perrier in the fridge this a.m. Had to do with a peach smoothie, pinch of Old Skoal ("Just a pinch 'tween mah cheek 'n gum"), half an episode of "Spongebob Squarepants," and a snootfull of crank to start the day.

"Perhaps I should've linked to that (much disputed) photo of the dead sharpshooter Alexander Gardner and his gofers took in Devil's Den and captioned it, "Secssion: Worked Well Enough for Him" or "He's Definitely Seceeded.""

I have tons and tons of old Matthew Brady photos of Confederate dead at G'Burg, Antietam etc. It's interesting to note, however, that the Union suffered more battlefield casualties at G'burg than the South. Hell, I can only imagine what the battlefield looked like after second Cold Harbor. I've read accounts of the "field of blue" dead and wounded that sat there for several days because they couldn't agree on a cease fire. You never see THOSE pictures because the Confederates didn't have photographers like Brady and his staff.

"Were there any photographers accompanying the Army of Northern Virginia or any of the other outfits? I don't mean on the same scale as Brady, Gardner, O'Sullivan, etc.,...I mean, any?"

There were some, but not on the scale of the Union photographers. Most of their work was destroyed during and after the war. I think the most notable was Cook, and most of his work was destroyed by fire in Charleston.

Us westerners are smarter than those cave dwelling, stone throwing rag heads.
We use un-manned drones, Depleted uranium bunker busters, and a new super weapon that sucks the air out of the lungs of every living thing in its area of effectiveness.

"Thank you America! Thanks for exporting Wahabism around the planet."

You can't blame Tosser for blaming us. Third world gooners like him are trained from birth by their corrupt governments to think of themselves as inferior twits who aren't responsible for their own actions or circumstances in life. Everything is controlled by all powerful entities thousands of miles away. How do you even argue with some tard who thinks Afghanistan wasn't run by extremist Muslims before we got there even as the same extremists slowly take over his homeland piece by piece?

Don't think of his blind accusations as an insult. When you think about it, who but gods could be resopnsible for everything that happens in the world? Tosser looks at us as deities.

Us westerners are smarter than those cave dwelling, stone throwing rag heads.
We use un-manned drones, Depleted uranium bunker busters, and a new super weapon that sucks the air out of the lungs of every living thing in its area of effectiveness.

Funny then isn't it, how they are still losing?

Everyday there is less and less difference between America's and Karsick's Afghanistan and the Afghanistan of the Taliban.

With this law, the Taliban won a victory without a shot being fired. So what was the point of attacking Afghanistan in the first place?

Everything is controlled by all powerful entities thousands of miles away.

And YOU Man-Child Sully.... Don't you blame evil and powerful entities many thousands of miles away for bringing down your shitty two buildings? LOL

Tosser looks at us as deities.

I look on you as people to be prodded and poked.

I mean... Man-Child... we all know now 9-11 was inside job.

How do you even argue with some tard who thinks Afghanistan wasn't run by extremist Muslims

How do you argue with some tard who imagined Muslim people dancing in the streets and eating sweets when 9-11 happened? LOL

How do you argue with some tard who imagined Muslim people dancing in the streets and eating sweets when 9-11 happened? LOL

Oh come on. You mean the youtube video was a fake?

"And YOU Man-Child Sully.... Don't you blame evil and powerful entities many thousands of miles away for bringing down your shitty two buildings? LOL"

I blamed the people who physically knocked over the buidlings for knocking over the buildings. You are blaming Americans because your Islam is shit. See the difference?

Despite your bravado, I detect great fear in you but do not worry by little mongoloid friend. I forgive your insolence with all your other imperfections. When you pray to the all powerful America tonight, mention Sully and I shall grant thee treats and good health.

See the difference?

No.

I detect great fear in you

Damn right. I like to stay away from mental patients with guns.

I forgive your insolence

Of course, you forgive. As if you have any other choice. LOL

"See the difference?

No."

Because the concept of personal responsibility is as foreign to you as bowing to an imaginary friend five times a day is to me.

Do not worry yourself with concepts that are beyond you mental capacity. Perhaps if you sacrifice a goat to me, I shall thee enlightenment one day but for now just know that it is not your place to question the wisdom of your betters.

as bowing to an imaginary friend five times a day

You are a heathen then? An atheist?

Do you run nekkid in the woods?

Are you proud of that?

I shall thee enlightenment

Whats with the ye olde english, lad? Have we taken one dent too many?

Yep. It's America's fault that you Third Worlders are such pussies that you can't handle your own business. It's not Americans that snatch women out of their homes and flog them publicly, it's not Americans that blow up little girls' schools so they can't learn. THAT honor belongs to your fellow spineless dirty little Third Worlders. Hide and cower when the jeeps and the masked men come, but then try to show us how brave you by taking on America - on a blog, of all things! You mutts deserve everything you get.

#3 | Posted by cookfish at 2009-04-16 08:12 AM | Reply | Flag:

Either Pigs are flying or Hell has frozen over, 'cause I find myself in total agreement with Cookie.

Nothing like good old conservative values

I find myself in total agreement with Cookie.

Which means you also take my insults as "war". hahahahahaha

I always knew Americans were schizoid... but not this much!

Here is a question (and a solution)...

Why not just nuke Afghanistan? You big fat Americans with your big fat butts are just itching to nuke somebody... go and nuke Afghanistan.

I give you permission. LOL

1. It will solve Pakistan's taliban "problem" automatically.

2. It will stop donkey's from being ass-raped.

3. It will make America the most hated nation in these parts and we can then play the good guys.

Thi story is making waves up here in the GWN.

The original impetus for Canada immediately agreeing to support the US in its efforts in Afghanistan involved getting a handle on terrorism. When it became apparent that those fears were conflated beyond belief the next idea that was latched onto was to try and give Afghani women something resembling basic human rights.

This idea met with broad support.

Tosser,

Are you honestly saying that America is not the most hated nation in your part of the world? That must be one hell of a martyr syndrome you've got there bud.

I've got a better idea: How about Pakistan nukes Afghanistan?

1. It will solve Pakistan's Taliban "problem" automatically.
2. Your donkey won't get ass-raped. (Downside: you won't get to ass-rape any donkeys, either.)
3. It will allow the US to look reasonable while letting the Pakistanis do unto someone who can't respond in kind what they'd love to do to India.

Are you honestly saying that America is not the most hated nation in your part of the world?

No, not yet. Not in Pakistan.

Believe it or not.

In Iran maybe... don't know.

How about Pakistan nukes Afghanistan?

We don't go around nuking folk, no matter how tiresome they might be.

You do it.

It will allow the US to look reasonable while letting the Pakistanis do unto someone who can't respond in kind what they'd love to do to India.

US will have kittens if anything happens to India.

America is building up India to use them as a strategic counter against China (yeah.. like that is gonna work! LOL)

America is going to have kittens if anything happens to Pakistan.

And that is because when a country with advanced weapons goes tits-up, it's super-computer, missile, nuke, etc. tech gets sold in the black market and many many people will end up getting seriously hurt.

So US will just have to get it's jollies by pooping on Afghanistan.

And this new law is a great excuse. Now go poop on them.

"And that is because when a country with advanced weapons goes tits-up, it's super-computer, missile, nuke, etc. tech gets sold in the black market and many many people will end up getting seriously hurt."

But Pakistan got in ahead of that curve.
Yrs,
~Abdul Qadeer Khan

When the Soviet Union went bust, many many things fell into our lap because we were ready for it.

One little example... thanks to USSR breaking up, we make one of the best tanks in the world (highest power to weight ratio in it's class). India has no match for it.

Yep, the world famous Paki Tank...

Yep, the world famous Paki Tank...

Yes Poodle yes. It is out-selling yours. LOL

The point is... when some countries go tits-up, it is like Santa has come to town early.

The US got a lot out of the USSR breaking up as well.

But most of their tech was stolen/acquired by China.

A snap of the fingers. Just like that.

Tosser,
Check out how we would deal with your little tank:

Tosser,
Check out how we would deal with your little tank:

Oh my goodness. I just met a moron! LOL

Little fellow... you think we didn't get anything else out of Russia?

Watch this.. all of it:

Move along, nothing to see here, nothing but lies and slander against the Prophet.

No, so sorry, Islam does not violently oppress women. You are a very bad man for saying so.

-Tosser
-Killferd

the Prophet.

This has nothing to do with the Prophet.

It has everything to do with America's favorite drug-lord.

You are a very bad man for saying so.

No, I don't think you are a bad man.

Just a guy with a failed radio-show or two. LOL

Nice toys tosser.

I will give you this much, the gal at the start of your tank video is cute!

hey briwo

notice that i didn't come here slamming idiots like you

why?
cause this shits fucked up.

islam doesn't oppress
people with extreme interpretations do
if islam oppressed, how can you explain the freedom in my household? both my parents are the pray 5 times a day kind of people yet there is no oppression in my house. freedom and foreward thought is praised and practiced.

too bad GW was more worried about iraq then fighting extremism at its heart.

america's man in office karzai is the wife rapist.
repubilcan party's best friend.

the gal at the start of your tank video is cute!

The military chick? She's ok, I guess.

People always like a gal in uniform.

woman have been winning top positions including prime minister in muslim countries... way before hillary clinton didn't win the top position.

karzai's afghanistan is america's afghanistan.

Klifferd... why are you reasoning with Briwo?

Treat a public failure like him with some contempt, like I have always done.

Radio-boy...LOL.

karzai's afghanistan is america's afghanistan.

Yep.

America brought in this drug-lord and look what he just did... pissed all over himself. LOL

I think the US got caught by surprise and are embarrassed as hell right now.

If there ever was someone who was a troll on this site, it's Tosser, lol.

Yes, I'm sure the US or UK (or any western country) is shaking in their boots worried about pakistan military might.

If you believe that, I have some land in florida to sell you, lol.

woman have been winning top positions including prime minister in muslim countries... way before hillary clinton didn't win the top position.

#78 | Posted by klifferd at 2009-04-16 05:14 PM

This is true, if they are their husbands were in the right clan.

Yes, I'm sure the US or UK (or any western country) is shaking in their boots worried about pakistan military might.

No no... not at all.

US and UK are shaking in their boots worried about Pakistan's back-stabbing.

God knows we hear them complain about it often enough!

"This is true, if they are their husbands were in the right clan."

you mean like the stewart family?
oh wait thats england

As for American "military might".... now that you have a pussy as commander-in-chief... and your best and most advanced weapons programs are being canceled (with more to follow)... and with ragtags like the Afghans beating you all up... I don't think America's "military might" is what it used to be.

Stewart? I was thinking Margaret Hilda Thatcher, whose father owned 2 grocery stores. Yes, royal connections, lol.

That's a big deflection Kliff

Keep on trolling tosser, whatever makes you feel empowered. I for one don't need to, but then again I don't have low self esteem.

US and UK are shaking in their boots worried about Pakistan's back-stabbing.

God knows we hear them complain about it often enough!

#83 | Posted by Tosser at 2009-04-16 05:26 PM

This is actually true, they are worried about a nuclear county with such political and civil unrest, with barbarians threating to take over. That is a little unnerving.
Though it is that fear that leads to them supporting brutal dictatorships like they did Saddam in the 80's. Hopefully Pakistan can get their act straight, but I am not very hopeful.

ok bigjohn

"Her father was active in local politics and religion"
thatcher married well too

While active in the Conservative Party in Kent, she met Denis Thatcher, whom she married in 1951.[17] Denis was a wealthy divorced businessman who ran his family's firm;[17] he later became an executive in the oil industry.[3] Denis funded his wife's studies for the Bar.

That is a little unnerving.

Americans have lost their spirit of adventure.

We haven't.

yea but she's fuckin ugly.

I still like tank girl.

boojiboy
well yea of course

hot chicks don't become leaders... at least not very often... once in a lifetime

hot chicks don't become leaders... at least not very often... once in a lifetime

The only hot chick in politics is this one:

"as bowing to an imaginary friend five times a day

You are a heathen then? An atheist?

Do you run nekkid in the woods?

Are you proud of that? "

If that's what you think gods do...... Remember, I am an American. We are all powerful and nothing in this world happens unless we wish it so. Surely one who blames us for Islam being a barbaric shitfest knows this all too well.

Why would a god pray to another god? This "Allah" you babble about is just my neighbor: Al Lah aka Alfred Lahman. He's a jew and he thinks even less of you than I do.

Remember, whisper my name during your night-night prayers and I shall reward thee with treats and fresh goat pussy, little one.

That's virgin goat pussy Ahhh Marikahh!

sully

i'm an american too
so kiss MY ass.

"Surely one who blames us for Islam being a barbaric shitfest "

sully lets clear this cause your weak mind is obviously showing

no one blames america for islam.
in fact america has benefitted and continues to benefit from islam

what we do blame the american govt. especially the conservative ones with is empowering extremist factions within the muslim people such as the taliban and al qaeda.

"sully

i'm an american too
so kiss MY ass."

That's OK. You can be the God of Assplay and I'll find another gig.

But maybe your'e the American fucker who made Islam a backward assed, women hating, suicide encouraging, education crippling, joyless plague on the world because it sure as hell wasn't me. Ask Tosser, one of us is responsible....

"what we do blame the american govt. especially the conservative ones with is empowering extremist factions within the muslim people such as the taliban and al qaeda."

Yeah, and that is fucking assinine unless you're a self loathing third world idiot who can't take responsibility for his own circumstances. Either you are a full human being just like us and therefore responsible for yourself or you are something lesser who can't be held to the same standards.....

Make up your fucking mind.

idiot who can't take responsibility for his own circumstances.

Man-Child... the game is so complicated, it is out of your league.

I can only tell you of the end result.

You lost.

Goddamn hippies and their opposition to rape... oh... wait... you're not talking about that kind of stoning?

Whoops.

Ask Tosser, one of us is responsible....

People who imagine people laughing and dancing when 9-11 happened, are responsible I would say.

They became paranoid and went to look for WMDs where tehre were none and now they are busy making Afghanistan more taliban than when it was Taliban. LOL

what we do blame the american govt. especially the conservative ones with is empowering extremist factions within the muslim people such as the taliban and al qaeda.

#98 | Posted by klifferd

Is that before or after we kill them?

Is that before or after we kill them?

Karzai has proven himself to be a closet Taliban.

So why isn't he dead???

The itty-bitty taliban get killed... or the civilians get killed and are called "taliban".. while the real taliban and the drug-lords are protected by the US.

Talk about screwing yourself. LOL

"US and UK are shaking in their boots worried about Pakistan's back-stabbing.

God knows we hear them complain about it often enough!"

You only hear it on those ass-backward stations over THERE. We don't hear it in America. I am all for giving no more cash to those dirty paki's. Let them go to war with India, maybe both countries will Nuke each other and then we won't have to support that trash anymore. We give way to much foodstamps to those damn arabs anyway. Cut off Paki's, Lebanese, Israeli's, Sudanese, Syrian's, palestinians and the rest of dipshits ho can't support themelves....not one of these fucking countries has the means to come and go to war with US. Shit we could bomb any of those out of existence from the comfort of our big reclining chairs.

LM

Iraqi women and kids turning into hookers, thanks to USA.

#34 | Posted by Tosser

Are you on drugs?

The blame America poster from the DR--Tosser.

You are full of it.

And I am all for trading the poppy plants for wheat and the gov't (Afghan) should susidize the farmers --just like they do here.

Karzai is under elections and elected.

Are you stating that those are fraud?

Karzai is a closet Taliban--another hallucination.

From the article--

"Passed quietly last month, the legislation - it applies only to the minority Shia Muslims, which make up 10 to 20 per cent of Afghanistan's 30 million people - requires, among other things, that women submit to sex with their husbands every four days with few exemptions. It also regulates when and why women can leave their homes.

Ms. Saqib said parliament passed the law unusually quickly and without debate because it was part of a package of laws; the controversial articles were buried."

--
So every 4 days--without exemption--hmmmm. Can't leave the house--hmmmm.

And Tosser says these are American laws that Afghan is adopting--blaming America for this kind of Shia law crap?

The only thing that is similar is that the Afghan legislature doesn't read their Bills either--just like our congress. No debate--just vote for it because it is in with a bunch of other crapola.

"Man-Child... the game is so complicated, it is out of your league."

I'm not talking about winning and losing. I'm talking about judging everyone by the same standards on their own merits.

You see, throughout history many people have lived very miserable lives, often after being wronged by others. And throughout history people have reacted literally millions of different ways to their poor circumstances. So to say a certain part of the world falling under the control of crazy radical maniacs pushing some garbage version of religion was a natural, predictable reaction because "America did this..." completely discounts the basic humanity of those in question. Because humanity has reacted a million different ways to comparable, often worse, circumstances. The results have varied and people are judged by their choices.

Those falling under control of radical Islam are not doing so because of anyone else but themselves. They have a million choices and they've made the one they want. You may believe that they had no choice because they are lesser beings and thus responded by instinct to a certain stimulus but I do not accept that. And that's why I mock you, jackass.

Again america didn't do it.

It exacerbated it.

Wayyy different

So the foundation was always there for women to be treated as animals and property and then the USA came along--killed the bad guys and rebuilding the countries (both of them) and the women being treated as animals and property is NOW the USA's fault?

The USA exacerbated it?

Really...

How can the foundation already in place with backass manure be made worse?

If anything --it is coming to the surface that this stuff--of the foundation --were always present and now the women over there aren't going to take it any more.

Before--those damn women were shot in the head on the soccer field.

Now they know there is the rule of law and they want laws debated and decided with full disclosure.

The pedophile "prophet" would approve.

He banged everything he wanted, including little girls.

America did it. Period.

These are not "American laws" as this Murpy woman suggested.

These are laws that came out of the ass of a person the US put in charge.

The Amreeki here can argue and protest innocence till they are blue in the face... all rubbish.

It is their fault and they are letting people like Karsick get away with talibanization either deliberately or through sheer incomptenece.

These are EXACTLY the laws the US went there to fight against. hahahahahahaha

The blame America poster from the DR--Tosser.

You are full of it.

Argue with the people who wrote that piece Murpy. This is real news... the kind the American people don't get to see.

YOU are full of it.

Karzai is under elections and elected.
Are you stating that those are fraud?

YES, you stupid woman.

Or can't you read?

"America did this..." completely discounts the basic humanity of those in question.

No..

It is a fact that the US is in Afghanistan.

It is a fact that Afghanistan is broken and destroyed.

It is a fact that people in Afghanistan are not empowered in their lives.

It is also a fact that the US put a drug-lord in place to run the country and control the people through fake democracy.

And THIS is the result.

There are no two ways of looking at it. Sorry.

You may believe that they had no choice because they are lesser beings

That is correct. They have been turned into lesser beings.

I believe they have no choice to but to take the shit handed out to them.

And these are not MY beliefs... these are the beliefs of the international media.

Go argue with them if you feel this is in error.

You may believe that they had no choice because they are lesser beings

That is correct. They have been turned into lesser beings.

I believe they have no choice to but to take the shit handed out to them.

And these are not MY beliefs... these are the beliefs of the international media.

Go argue with them if you feel this is in error.

ooooo double post...

We don't hear it in America.

How stupid do you think we are? LOL

We get your crap news channels over here as well as your crap newspapers on the internet.

They are full of it.

I am all for giving no more cash to those dirty paki's.

But you are.

Go stop it if you can. hahahahahaha

those damn arabs

I am not an Arab, you Jahil-Amreekan.

Shit we could bomb any of those out of existence from the comfort of our big reclining chairs.

All talk talk talk.

Can't even take care of the poor Norks...

People don't fall for that rubbish anymore.

I still like tank girl.

Great comic but lousy movie.

Sound track rawked tho.

Be Well.

He's talking about the girl in the video I posted...

Thanks Tosser,
I didn't even know Tymoshenko was a woman even though I've heard the name.Corruption?I guess you guys would know.but I forgive her.and tank girl was cool too!keep up the good work.

Corruption?

Blond corrupt women are a turn on for some reason, for me.

but I forgive her

I want to do so much more to her than forgive her, but I guess one can't have everything.

Tosser,
See we're not so different

See we're not so different

That's part of the problem, mate.

"We get your crap news channels over here as well as your crap newspapers on the internet.

They are full of it."

Your the same moron who said you DON'T get PBS over THERE!! Which is it, you do or you don't? Just curious, where is "over here" what nation of global leadership do you fall under, or are you just some third world armpit pissed that you can't be America?

"I am not an Arab, you Jahil-Amreekan"

Showing your ignorance again, I didn't call you an Arab, I called teh countries I listed as Arabs, but reading comprehension obviously isn't your strong suit.

"All talk talk talk.

Can't even take care of the poor Norks...

People don't fall for that rubbish anymore"

We are waiting for them to make the same stupid mistake that Japan/Germany/Italy did. Physically confront us and we will bitch slap the shit out of them. We are the smart ones, not inciting a war without being labeled the agressor(except for Bush's moronic war).

LM

Your the same moron who said you DON'T get PBS over THERE!!

And I don't get your shitty PBS (whatever that is). I already said so.

Are you deaf, dumb and blind? Moron.

Showing your ignorance again, I didn't call you an Arab, I called teh countries I listed as Arabs

Showing your typical stupidity again.

Ignoramus-Amreekan ... you did call me an Arab.

I will give you time to figure it out. Or someone will set you straight if you stick around that long. LOL

Just curious, where is "over here"

You are OBVIOUSLY very new here and very green.

According to Vermin, I am an American who lives in New Jersey. hahahahahahahahahaha

And Mongrel... you are so pathetic, that you can't even read this thread from the top.

You would easily figure out where I am from, Jahil-Amreekan.

Short-attention spans and obesity... the two things that will do America in.

Or better yet... ask Potato.. the guy who started this thread who I am and where I am from.

This is such a STOOPID question on your part, I am not going to tell you. You can figure it out in 5 seconds. LOL

Potato... tell this moron where I am from please? If he can't do it himself, that is.

Figured it out yet??? Eh dumroo?

Guess not....

Potato... tell this moron where I am from please? If he can't do it himself, that is.
~TOSSER

LOL one can tell what you claim, but nothing more..

#29 | Posted by Tosser at 2009-04-16 08:58 AM

The Middle East is a boil on the butt of humanity & you are a perfect example.

I have never been to the Middle East, you stupid fellow.

If you can't even get that right... everything else coming out of you is pure blather.

The DNA of people who survived under Islam is probably so entangled with the culture which it fosters now that I wonder if there is a biological basis for sustaining a civilized society. It's similar to different dog breeds. Just as pit bulls have a proclivity toward viciousness, Islam seems to have favored savagery among its followers.

Christ is the answer, Tosser. Agape would provide the Islamics among whom primitive savagery thrives, with a way to adapt to civilized values, Christian values.

one can tell what you claim, but nothing more..

I actually proved it once, you know.

I web-camed a note in front of that day's newspaper and sent it here.

It was conclusive proof.

Don't tell this guy where I "claim" to be from. Let him figure it out. I want the fun to last a bit.

Did I hear Fundo-the-Johnson SPEAK???

Nawww... must have been the dog farting....

Yes Poodle yes. It is out-selling yours. LOL

#66 | Posted by Tosser at 2009-04-16 04:40 PM | Reply |

people buy cheap disposble shit all of the time.

Paki tanks....laughable.

Poodle... since you are no expert, what do you know?

Here is the report:

I web-camed a note in front of that day's newspaper and sent it here.
It was conclusive proof.

How's that...

What part of "people buy cheap disposable shit all of the time" escapes you?

Pabst sells a lot of beer. It's cheap, and watered down shit, like your "tank".

"Projections say..."

...And I would not feel so all alone...

Paki tanks....

Have you smelled the inside of one of those things?

What part of "people buy cheap disposable shit all of the time" escapes you?

It's always better than buying expensive disposable shit, no? Like American tanks? LOL

How's that...

What do mean "how's that?"

I just explained.

You seem so interested in brevity, you should welcome the device...
#133 | Posted by Johnson

...for as the Bard noted, quill dripping with octopus ink or some other seaborne effluvium (though the possibility of seaborne effluvia must needs not automatically be discounted from the gallery of possibilities which, however seemingly limnitless that array may appear upon initial inspection is, in fact, finite in its composition) and touched the signet quill's needle-sharp point to parchment yieled unto his posession by what we must assume could only have been either an unknowing or unwilling gregarious ruminant---which naturally removes narwhals from the calculus---and, through a strength of will bespeaking either sheer genius or abyssmal madness, commanded thought to transform itself into written form from its birth within his noggin via electrical impulses snaking like a panicky python down his arm (where the top bone connects to the bottom bone and the bottom bone connects to the hand bone and the hand bone connects to the finger bones) so that, thereby, it might assume a written form as spoken from the fictional, albeit all too real, character of Polonius (and therein, my friends, we confront a conundrum or a paradox of a mystery of a dilemma):

Therefore, since brevity is the soul fo wit,
And tediousness the limbs and outward flouishes,
I will be brief. Your noble son is mad....

But I digress.
~Raymond J. "Ya Doesn't Hafta Call Me 'Johnson'" Johnson

#135 | Posted by Tosser at 2009-04-17 10:15 AM

Did I hear Fundo-the-Johnson SPEAK???

Nawww... must have been the dog farting....

We could use some of our military funding, give these women guns, so the next time protesting, when some misogynistic asswipes start slinging stones, they'll be met by a barrage of bullets.

I learned the hard way in 91 not to protest stoned when we got high and went infront of the ROTC building on campus to protest the war in Iraq.

By the way, that tank is impressive. It's no shame to be eclectic and use the skills of Russians and Ukranians if they are lacking among Pakis. It helps to know your limitations. Good maneuverability. Fast. Don't know about their firing systems and reliability.

But, the tank should provide you with an advantage against the Indians in the next go-round. If, however, used against more "industrialized" nations such as the U.S., you should just paint the word "Target" on them. You could save their crews by evacuating the tanks. Maybe some of your religious zealots could be martyred by remaining in them as they are destroyed, or in the Islamic tradition, they could blow themselves up. What's your group, "Suicidebombers 'R Us?"

#144 Posted by Doc_Sarvis

Kinda lost me thar, ol' pal...you talkin' 'bout seafood???

Jest, I told you those grits and that gravy was gonna cause some problems one of these days. I think it's all there...a bit of a reach, I grant. Basically what I'd envision as Johnson's version of, "As Shakespeare took a quill pen, dipped it in ink, thought and then wrote on parchment the following...." To get the full flavor of it, I think you have to sit up very straight, close your eyes, concentrate on not letting the sounds of the world distract you, and chant the mantra: "I am Johnson, Johson I am...I am Johnson, Johnson I am." Then, assuming you attain mastery over the gag reflex, it may almost---not quite, but damn near---make sense. (Kinda like going to the zoo, staring at the gorillas and not actually becoming one.)

"And I don't get your shitty PBS (whatever that is). I already said so.

Are you deaf, dumb and blind? Moron."

Just like a third world tard to not answer the question......you say you get it but then claim not to, and even claim to not know what PBS is? Nice one douche bag.

"Showing your typical stupidity again.
Ignoramus-Amreekan ... you did call me an Arab.
I will give you time to figure it out. Or someone will set you straight if you stick around that long. LOL"

I just want to confess that your an ex-pat or a dirty arab paki....which is it. Disgruntled and worthless or inbred and living in a shit shack?

"You are OBVIOUSLY very new here and very green.
According to Vermin, I am an American who lives in New Jersey. hahahahahahahahahaha"

Really from a poster with senority of 467-you to one who is 72....and one would have thought such a smart IT guy would have figured that out...but your just ass backward like your country. At least you did get green correct, I am an evironmentalist.

If you can afford to come to Houston, we can see who is fat and a midget with no hygeine, like every paki I ever met. And which one of us is a pin-up for all your dirty women, blonde hair, blue eyes, 6'2" and 195lbs.

LM

"To get the full flavor of it, I think you have to sit up very straight, close your eyes, concentrate on not letting the sounds of the world distract you,..."

Oh....I got caught up in the first sentence with that "seaborne effluvium" and couldn't get much further. I had some of that effluvium down in Florida one time and it was real tender and flaky...kinda like Grouper. I think Danni eats it a lot.

"I web-camed a note in front of that day's newspaper and sent it here.

It was conclusive proof."

Hahhahaha, I can webcam all sorts of newspapers from coutries all over the world, with the accurate date...fucking MORON!! How about you webcam your yellow tooth, 5'3" fat ass and prove who you are......but like all paki's your a coward!

LM

#144 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2009-04-17 10:31 AM

But I digress.
~Raymond J. "Ya Doesn't Hafta Call Me 'Johnson'" Johnson

It seems that his English as a Second Language courses have not enabled him to distinguish certain native expressions from American usage.

Specific words he uses are bolded in this example:

"Figured it out yet??? Eh dumroo?"

"This is such a STOOPID question on your part ..."

"Ignoramus-Amreekan ..."

Or more probably, it's a reversion to a local argot, a pidgin, when he is unable to formulate his thoughts in English.

Stay in there, Tosser.

I wonder that with your compassionate disposition, you don't help Tosser by correcting these inappropriate "insertions" for him, Doc.

"revert to a creole"

Johnson, you just about made me spit my Ti Kwan Yin "Iron Goddess" Oolong onto my keyboard. But it's still a tad too hot. That said, there's granola and tofu all over place and I'm holding you personally responsible.

had some of that effluvium down in Florida one time and it was real tender and flaky...kinda like Grouper.
#152 | Posted by jestgettinalong

If you'd said "Yellowtail Snapper" my scuba instructor son would've explained why he won't touch the stuff: When tourists on the boat puke in the water, they can't get enough of the stuff. (The Yellowtail Snappers, not the tourists.)

Jest, I told you those grits and that gravy was gonna cause some problems one of these days. I think it's all there...a bit of a reach, I grant.
#150 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2009-04-17 10:55 AM

Basically what I'd envision as Johnson's version of, "As Shakespeare took a quill pen, dipped it in ink, thought and then wrote on parchment the following...." To get the full flavor of it, I think you have to sit up very straight, close your eyes, concentrate on not letting the sounds of the world distract you, and chant the mantra: "I am Johnson, Johson I am...I am Johnson, Johnson I am." Then, assuming you attain mastery over the gag reflex, it may almost---not quite, but damn near---make sense. (Kinda like going to the zoo, staring at the gorillas and not actually becoming one.)

It's a shame to waste such talent by confining it to a blog with a general focus. I can envision you before a group of New Agers, expanding their horizons, enhancing their appreciation of their sentience, enlaborating their world view, teaching them to meditate, and recite "Ohm," iterating and reiterating it. Doc, share your vision with more people.

I can webcam all sorts of newspapers from coutries all over the world, with the accurate date

No, you can't. Not with DAWN Karachi-Edition written over it.

Moron. Dumroo. Jahil.

People here have also see many of the videos on my YouTube "channel".

So there is no doubt.

Oh and congratulations on figuring out where I am from.

Jahil-Amreekan. LOL

"Johnson, you just about made me spit my Ti Kwan Yin "Iron Goddess" Oolong onto my keyboard. But it's still a tad too hot. That said, there's granola and tofu all over place and I'm holding you personally responsible."

Doc, I humbly apologize and beg forgiveness. If you post your address, I'll send you some organic cleanser to partially atone for my sin.

#158 | Posted by Johnson

My mother advised me on several occasions that I should "get into the religion business." And, damnit, I didn't listen to her. I think I was afraid that having merely intended to visit the zoo I might become ensconced.

you say you get it but then claim not to

I get CNN, FOX, etc. among others.

I don't get PBS.

Why is that so hard for you understand?

Because you are a Jahil-Amreekan, no doubt. LOL

Some of the posters on this thread have been unusually extra stupid.... what's up with that?

Signs of the times, I suppose... (look who's president)

Some of the posters on this thread have been unusually extra stupid.... what's up with that?
Signs of the times, I suppose... (look who's president)
#164 | Posted by Tosser

You better hope Asif Ali Zardari doesn't take that personally or you might end up as a Shami Kebab.

You better hope Asif Ali Zardari doesn't take that personally

I meant the other one.... but OK, this one is a cockroach too.

And no he doesn't scare me.

Shami Kebab

So you know what that is?

Impressive.

"Wherever America ends up, the women's lives are degraded.
They either turn into hookers or they become victims of laws made by American stooges."
#35 | Posted by Tosser

Yeah, like their lives would have been so fulfilling as property & slaves to their husbands, brothers, & fathers in the first fucking place! That is if they survive their childhoods what with being sold to old men or stoned by your own fucking family for being raped!

You need a reality check! As long as people like YOU constantly project your anger, whether justified or, (as is more often the case) misdirected & self-serving, your religious zealot loving, fucked up, barbaric, culture will NOT BE GETTING ANY BETTER! You refuse to learn from the past, sacrifice your sons to an angry God & your daughters to the highest bidder!

Forgive me if I won't feel bad for being taken to task by someone who cries about how it's everyone elses' fault & doesn't have the balls enough to call what he sees for what it truly is but sits around placing blame.

Your notion of peace & your ideals on basic human rights are about as good as your parenting that allows you to raise your children like cattle to be disposed of at will.

Those who claim to be "progressive" & "peaceful" supporters of Islam are even worse than the nuts. You claim to know better & yet continue to turn a blind eye to such barbarism & are guilty of the worst kind of depraved indifference.

Go ahead & give me the "tribalism" line & while that's true in many ways they all have the same thing in common in worshipping the same fucking pedophile & corrupting everyone's religion all the while abusing, torturing & burying their own fucking women & children along the way.

Keep your phoney indignation to yourself. Nobody's buying it and as long as you keep trying to sell it you're part of the problem not the solution.

"I am not an Arab, you Jahil-Amreekan"

You've certainly bought into the blame America for everything and blame your own leaders for nothing attitude that the Arabs teach their poor.

You mind as well be a lower class Arab since you've been brainwashed to think exactly like one.

"I get CNN, FOX, etc. among others.
I don't get PBS.
Why is that so hard for you understand?"

Not hard to understand, I didn't claim to not get AMERICAN stations in pakistan, you did, then you back tracked like a camel in a sandstorm to say well I get some.

"No, you can't. Not with DAWN Karachi-Edition written over it."

Yes I can doofus, shitstain, camel jockey...this is fun!! You obviously don't know that there is a large paki community in Houston and it's sold at stores here.

How come IT guy didn't know I had been here for years before he had ever joined...oh yes, your a waki-paki, with less than par IT skillz.....LMAO!!

LM

OK, Jahil-Amreekan.

Send a pic of DAWN karachi-edition.

You CAN'T.

Because you see, Jahil, the papers that air-posted are different and look different. They are printed on lighter paper, even. International edition. LOL

So.

How much more STOOPID can you act, I wonder?

You've certainly bought into the blame America for everything and blame your own leaders

MY LEADERS???

No... I don't blame America for MY LEADERS, you stoopid guy.

I blame America for Afghanistan's leader.

Your problem, Man-Child, is you assume too much.

then you back tracked

Boys and girls.. the Jahil-Mongrel still doesn't get it!

I get FOX. I get CNN. I can see the NYT on the net. etc etc.

But I don't know what the fuck PBS is (oh I looked it up just now, so don't bother helping me out).

"MY LEADERS???

No... I don't blame America for MY LEADERS, you stoopid guy."

Two years from now when the militants have complete control of your country and you're being flogged in the town square for some imaginary crime, you'll be blaming us.

"Boys and girls.. the Jahil-Mongrel still doesn't get it!
I get FOX. I get CNN. I can see the NYT on the net. etc etc"

Tossingcamelsoff, you back tracked, admit it. Just like you are doing with Dawn, it's lighter shade...different look, but it's still here for sale camel jockey. If you could pull your head out the sand you could see how dumb your fat ass looks. I could easily say, the NYT is a lighter shade and is translated into smaller words for your feeble brained paki's.....so it's not the same.....hahahahaha

IT boy, how come you claimed to be out here longer, when any IT guy worth his salt or sand in your case could've easily looked it up. This is too easy, pickin on paki's wasn't that a tune by Kishore Kumar??

Maybe with the next shipment of US toothbrush's and deodarant we donate to you all, Obama will include a clue for you......

LM

Mongrel... I don't even know what you are talking about anymore, you are so off-track.

As for newpapers... there is.. or was... an international edition. It is ALWAYS printed on thinner paper to save on air-cargo charges. It does not look the same as the karachi-edition, for example.

However people these days, read their papers on the net.

Two years from now when the militants have complete control of your country

When that happens, remind me to blame you so you can then repeat what you just said. LOL

you're part of the problem not the solution.

Like I said... the only problem in Afghanistan is the American occupation that is responsible for bringing in Taliban laws using their drug-lord President Karsick.

I.. as a Pakistani... am not part of anything. I only watch and shake my head in amazement at the sheer stupidity of your people.

Talk about shooting yourself in the foot... both feet. LOL

could've easily looked it up.

And YOU could have looked at this thread from the start and figured out where I was from.

You didn't bother to do that and I didn't find it worth my while to click on your name.

How old are you, making issues out of non-issues? I can play at that too you know. And do it better than you.

This law is for Shia people. That means, Karsick is now taking directions from Iran! -- #24 | Posted by Tosser

Why do you say that? Many Americans believe that there is a united Shia, forgetting that Shia fought Shia in the Iran-Iraq War in the early 1980's.

Are you saying that there *is* a united Shia now, or that Afghan/Iranian Shia are united?

(Have to run, but will check back later.)

(Oh, and good luck with the prodding and poking. I think really the best strategy is to figure out how to get your message on American Idol, though.)

But...but...they have the purple finger of democracy!

But then, why would Pakistan fight against USA? We are your friends! -- #70 | Posted by Tosser

Our checks are still clearing? Thank goodness for that! ;-)

"Now... YOU claimed YOU can send me a pic of any newspaper with the correct date"

Are you saying that there *is* a united Shia now, or that Afghan/Iranian Shia are united?

All I know is Iran has been trying very hard for a very long time to work something out in Afghanistan.

It uses the Afghans Shia community for that (the Hazara).

Iran feels so strong on this issue, they burnt down the Pakistan embassy in Tehran over it.

I don't know why those women are complaining.
I love being stoned.

P.S. I am calling you a 5'1" 200lb, yellow crooked toothed paki, with beady little brown eyes, matted black hair, splotchy skin and a smell that would make a pig feel at home.....Suey!!

LM

Geez, I have posted my age before out here

Not interested.

I didn't even need to webcam it.

No... Like I said, I webcamed it to prove I have a REAL PAPER in my hand with a note on saying "from Tosser".

Looking at webpages isn't proof of any kind. LOL

I am the one who just told you to look up the newspapers on the internet.

Go take a pic of tomorrow's DAWN KARACHI-EDITION and post the link here.

You can't. So I am calling you a liar.

a smell that would make a pig feel at home

Sez someone who calls himself a Mongrel (An inferior dog or one of mixed breed).

These little school-yard tricks are tiresome.

Why don't you do post a pic of tomorrow's Karachi paper? The real paper?

You said "you have every paper with the correct date available". LOL

Liar.

Why do some people get such a kick out of lying?

They seem addicted to it.

This Mongrel chap claimed he can get his hands on any newspaper (with that day's date) and photograph it and send it online. (which is exactly what I once did to prove I was from Karachi)

It is obvious to me, he can't do it with DAWN newspaper.

That makes him a liar.

Why do people lie?

Our checks are still clearing? Thank goodness for that!

Yes.. they are clearing. LOL

Though you do owe us about $300 million in unpaid bills ... we are patient. We know you are good for it.

"When that happens, remind me to blame you so you can then repeat what you just said. LOL"

OK. When the camera phone video shows up on youtube, I will gladly take credit....

All I know is Iran has been trying very hard for a very long time to work something out in Afghanistan.

It uses the Afghans Shia community for that (the Hazara). -- #184 | Posted by Tosser

I wonder how we would know if Karzai was pandering to the Afghan Shia community for its own sake, or for Iran's.

you do owe us about $300 million in unpaid bills ... we are patient. We know you are good for it. -- #190 | Posted by Tosser

I wonder how we would know if Karzai was pandering to the Afghan Shia community for its own sake, or for Iran's.

The answer is in the highway being made inside Afghanistan that connects Afghan cities to the Iranian port of Chabar.

This will... in theory... give Afghanistan another route for trade apart from the Pakistan route.

So he is going to kiss Iran's ass.