Funny, I had 50 bucks on this being a Cranc thread.

Well no matter what the religion of peace has done Rastis will be along shortly to explain away any pesky details like killing innocent women and children or he might just write yet another exhilarating thread on Israel bad Hamas good ...

Muslim Excuse Number One:

Look what you (Bush / Obama / cartoons) made me do to you.

The religion of No Responsibility.....they could almost be Republicans.

The religion of No Responsibility.....they could almost be Republicans.

#3 | Posted by skizziks

When you look at their basic premises re: theocracy, women and law, they are basically just one messiah apart. And even there, they are a lot closer than the jews.

Now that you mention it......

Quick, does anyone here know what the West's current interests are in Nigeria?

If you said, 'they have shitloads of cheap oil, you are right'. Guess what happens next when you have shitloads of cheap oil discovered on your land?

If you said, 'You are fucked by the US and British oil companies', you are right again.

For extra points, here is a bonus question, 'How do we stop this kind of violence?'

If you said, 'leave THEIR country alone', you are right again. You are doing very well on this test.

#5 | Posted by Lipzoidial

Damn I was 2 for 2 until I got to the bonus question and answered bomb the shit out of them and take their oil away after setting up a puppet government...

From the article:

Nigeria's 140 million population is split almost equally between Muslims and Christians, with the two communities generally living peacefully side by side.

But underlying tensions occasionally spill over into deadly bouts of violence.

Correspondents say the real cause for confrontation is usually competition for resources between different groups, rather than simply religious bigotry.