Got me by two minutes.

Marilyn Chambers. Porno heaven is a better place today.

Question: Will her tomb have a green door?

Porno heaven is a better place today.

I wonder what that place is like...

Sounds like probably to many sleeping pills.

I wonder what that place is like...

#3 | Posted by ZombieHunter at 2009-04-13 03:54 PM

She gets 72 virgins.

Got me by two minutes.

#1 | Posted by Ron_Karate

Guess I "came" first.

I kept telling her, "Breathe through your nose, honey," but NO, she just couldn't listen...

The face that launched 1000 ejaculations. And VHS.

She will be missed.

oh marilyn

I remember her well....EVERY INCH OF her........
my first porno ever...you always remember the first...

Wow! 3 Marilyn Chambers headlines at once!
It's like having a flashback of being at the cinema-plex 5 in 1975!

*sigh*

I still have a tape at home.
I may have to go home and "salute" her memory

I may have to go home and "salute" her memory.

A one-gun salute is better than none...

ATTENTION!

Hey takeitz, is she hanging with John Lennon in hell, can you ask your friend?

Seriously though, RIP....

LM

Chambers also made news when she ran as a vice-presidential candidate for the Personal Choice Party in 2004 and 2008.

Better liberteen than libertarian!

*fap*

She popularized porn, as in hit a theater in virtually every town.

Today we are supersaturated.

Seeing is nothing (aging does that), feeling is everything.

Marilyn is getting three times the comments of Harry Kalas. herm

my headline was better.

Some of Marilyn's fans are having trouble dealing with the news of her passing.

AIDS

that sucks

Sounds to me like John Holmes fucked her to death in 1979...his dick was soooo long-it JUST caught up with her.
Either that-or he used his "5 point exploding Heart Technique" on her....

(see how long that reference takes to get noticed).....

(see how long that reference takes to get noticed).....

About 3 minutes ;)

Uh... or one minute

Porno heaven? I thought Jihadists got a claim on it already: the 72 virgins.

Porno heaven? I thought Jihadists got a claim on it already: the 72 virgins.

She'll get to seduce one male virgin, a porno star's dream.

Wonder if she made it to hell with the guy who wouldn't do it.

Hey I like my porn as much as...well almost everybody but Chambers sucked at it. She should've remained the Ivory Snow girl. That said I'm sorry she left this life so soon.

Have you ever seen Back Door Sluts 9?

Have you ever seen Back Door Sluts 9?

#31 | Posted by ZombieHunter

Get a freeking girlfiend you lib homo.

Hey I like my porn as much as...well almost everybody but Chambers sucked at it.
#30 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-04-13 09:31 PM | Reply | Flag:

Yeah, she sure sucked at it....

Who remembers her in Cronenberg's "Rabbid", filmed next to where I used to live?

Crisis

Nothing like having a blood sucking butt hole under your girlfriends arm.

I saw that movie when I was 12, freaked me the hell out.

Wonder if she made it to hell with the guy who wouldn't do it.

#29 | Posted by MURPHY at 2009-04-13 09:02 PM | Reply | Flag

Let us know when you get there.

Under the green casket, down deep, RIP pussycat.

Nothing like having a blood sucking butt hole under your girlfriends arm.

I saw that movie when I was 12, freaked me the hell out.

Yeah, no kidding, my folks loved horror movies, we were at the drive in just about every Friday night.
Freaky ass movie, but hey, it's Cronenberg...

(see how long that reference takes to get noticed).....

5 steps.

The star of the early Cronenberg Cult Klassic "Rabid" is dead?

Damn, Spud really likes that one.

...Especially the part with Santa Claus at the Mall.

"Behind the Green Door" and "Deep Throat" are traditionally considered the two films most responsible for bringing pr0n from the shabby looking guys in raincoat set to the suburban middle class.

Spud remembers when Green Door was initially released on VHS in Canada. The first 8 minutes were totally cut out of it by Canadian censors because the abduction scene was considered to glorify and justify such acts.

Ah, the heady early days of skin flicks before video wrecked the industry.

"The Resurection of Eve" was a better flick by Spud's lights.

Have you ever seen Back Door Sluts 9?

#31 | Posted by ZombieHunter

Yeah, it made Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2.

You can't tell me the mortician won't squeeze her tits at least once.

RIP

The star of the early Cronenberg Cult Klassic "Rabid" is dead?

Damn, Spud really likes that one.

...Especially the part with Santa Claus at the Mall.

#39 | Posted by dethspud

Sure, that's where you learned your M.O.

I've been wondering all day why so many stories got printed about her death. I can only imagine many many journalists choked out a few good ones to this lady.

If Ivory Snow wants to make some dough they should release a retro memorial box.

Should sell like hot cakes

#43 | Posted by KnightHawk at 2009-04-14 08:12 PM |

People of all walks of life choked chicken to Ms Chambers. Talk about yer 5-point palm exploding head techniques...

She gave millions of men a harry kallas.

Insatiable was one of the best porn films ever.