Ah, yes...the paparazzi..whose ranks are notoriously FILLED with Zombies of all stripes.

This looks like a job for.......

""I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character," Harrelson said in a statement issued Friday by his publicist."

Not gonna work, Woody.

A "Woody" that doesn't work interesting.

This looks like a job for.......

#2 | Posted by LetUsPrey

ff! Was thinking the same thing.

Oh Zombiehunter! Where are you?!?

Zombiehunter doesn't have time to answer your pleas, he's at this very moment, high overhead, on his way to NY, in search of those bastards. They'll never get away with this.

He doesn't fly, he is just propelled along by the force of his service to mankind, puppies and small children.

The only thing Zombiehunter hates worse than butt rash is Zombies!!!! And those NY zombies are the worst.

"Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!"

Ah, yes...the paparazzi..whose ranks are notoriously FILLED with Zombies of all stripes.

Ah, Frank.... While I have no sympathy for the asshole likes of Woody, Zombie could be considered a compliment to some of the paparazzi....

i.e.

If you follow someone and his kid around with a camera when they obviously don't want you to and get close enough where your victim can hit you in the face, then he should be allowed to hit you in the face. Why we've chosen to protect people who spend their days annoying the crap out of innocent people and their kids is beyond me.

Woody is treating the situation as a joke because the situation is a joke.

Amen Sully.

Actualy a pretty slick move on Woody's part to pull his soon to be released flick into play and get it some press time out of all this.

Not that it has any bearing on this case but I think it's interesting that we allow paparazzi to take shots that police would not be allowed to use in court under reasonable expectation of privacy.

Guess good old Woody didn't pay much attention to the "Zombie Survival Guide"

I wish Woody would would have kicked the dudes ass. Freedom of speech does not mean torment the rich and famous.

Oh Zombiehunter! Where are you?!?

Sorry I've been away, I had to clean up a mess...

In psychiatry they call this "Projection" where you see negative or even dangerous qualites in others that in reality are your...own!

Put down the bong, Woody

This speaks volumes for legalizing pot!!!
Never knew it was a hallucinogenic?!?
Smoke it if you got it Woody!!

He must get some damn good weed!

Perhaps Woody's dad thought the judge he murdered was a Zombie.

What a couple of tool bags!

The studio's publicity team has to love this one.

The only thing Zombiehunter hates worse than butt rash is Zombies!!!! And those NY zombies are the worst.

Butt rash hasn't been a problem for me, but yes, I imagine I would hate it worse than the living dead. And zombified New Yorkers are definitely the worst. They're rude, pushy, always look down their nose at you when they're eating your brain, and they're always in a hurry. I like it when my zombies move with a slow, lurching gait, not bustle about like... New Yorkers.

Fortunately, this outbreak was only a small one.

Guess good old Woody didn't pay much attention to the "Zombie Survival Guide"

He should have. Then he would have dealt with this "photographer" properly and I wouldn't have needed to go to NY to save America from the Zombie Apocalypse.

Alex Jones will be telling you all about the government coverup of this incident tomorrow.

"I wouldn't have needed to go to NY to save America from the Zombie Apocalypse."

After the last eight years, you'll have to do better than that if you want to scare us, ZH.

After the last eight years, you'll have to do better than that if you want to scare us, ZH.

Damn, this is getting hard. It used to be I only had to mention Muslims, the gay agenda, anthrax, commies, or threat levels to get people scared... and now you're saying that not even zombies are scary anymore? WTF happened?

What if the zombies are gay pinko Muslims and Obama takes all of your guns away so you can't shoot them? If you insult the Prophet, you won't be able to defend yourself and they'll eat your brain (sharing it equally) before skullfucking your corpse. Is that scary enough? I hope, b/c I'm running out of ideas and Karl Rove is breathing down my neck for new material.

ZH: Folks, I just killed 100 zombies and ate them.

Everybody: Whatever, ho hum.

ZH: And I'm a Republican.

Everybody: 'OMG, RUN, RUN, I TELL YA'

ZH: Folks, I just killed 100 zombies and ate them.

Everybody: Whatever, ho hum.

ZH: And I'm a Republican.

Everybody: 'OMG, RUN, RUN, I TELL YA'

I quite understandably mistook for a zombie.

Much like we mistook you for one in some of your later movies.