God works in mysterious ways.

He was in an awful hurry to get to his hooker-wasn't he?
Or was he chasing an Alter Boy Home?

Wonder if it was a Toyota Priestus??

Hallelujah!

This is exactly like on that south park episode where all the old people where in such a hurry to get to country kitchen.

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(lipz dream sequence)

(Retired Priest in confessional)'Forgive me father for i have sinned'.

'how long since your last confession'?

'yesterday'

'tell me your sins'

'Well, I uhm, killed and old man, and, um, caused one lady loose a leg and , well, there were some other injuries...'

'Holy Shit!!!, that was you? oh man, you can never be forgiven for this'.