I disagree that this is a bullshit suit. When I die I do not want cremated because I believe cremation to be a desecration of a human body. I do not even want autopsied. Just stick Me in a casket and bury Me at precisely at 3AM and I will be tickled to death. I would hope that if they cremate Me by accident My remaining family members would sue for every red cent that they could get.

Larry

As I long as I'm actually dead and my demise wasn't hastened by anybody without my consent I don't give a damn if they use my remains the make Solvent Green, fertilizer, lampshades or plaster of Paris.

Back to you Larry...

I agree that the lawsuit is a fair one. They ought to be more careful about what they do. People are so damn distracted and stupid nowadays. If you don't keep these people afraid of lawsuits they get sloppy in their work.

Cardboard box...incinerate me...then sprinkle my ashes over the bay in front of my cabin..this is in my will.

Cheap, easy, and I get one more boat ride.

I believe cremation to be a desecration of a human body.

Having worms and maggots eat through your body over a period of months or years isn't?

As I long as I'm actually dead and my demise wasn't hastened by anybody without my consent I don't give a damn if they use my remains the make Solvent Green, fertilizer, lampshades or plaster of Paris.

Exactly.

How could the dead possibly care and why should the living? It's not their body.

People make too big a deal over the dead piece of meat left over after their loved one dies.

Goat what are you still doing up?

I want to be cremated and spread in front of Chapulin Colorado Bar in Juarez MX. That place has some of the most beautiful prostitutes in all of MX. Well Dallas Bar is very nice too in Juarez. Once all the drug dealers are killed I can't wait to go back.

"Chapulin Colorado"

What an interesting choice of name for a bar with prostitutes. El Chapulin Colorado is/was a character in a Mexican comedy program back in the 1970s or 1980s. He was like a heroe/buffoon.

When I die I do not want cremated because I believe cremation to be a desecration of a human body. I do not even want autopsied. Just stick Me in a casket and bury Me at precisely at 3AM and I will be tickled to death.

So, poor Kansas kids must sacrifice their new Little League fields for the immense holes needed for fat asses like you?

#10 | Posted by cookfish at 2009-04-10 05:30 PM | Reply | Flag:

SPEW.....

Fuck!

Wipes.