Love to rag on Saint Sarah the Silent for the same reason I loved to watch the too pretty, too stupid to pass, but cheated all semester girl get busted out cause she couldnt do the math on the final exam.
She snaked her way into a six school bachelor of Journalism degree,(insert your 'Sarah cant name one publication she reads' joke here) and clawed her way into remote rural politics. Then,some desperate old curmudgeon swept her up to be VP candidate, cynically pandering to women voters who he figgured would be all steamed at Obama for winning the primary.
The repubs tried to pass her off as a Prez in waiting for the old schmuck to die, but when she took her oral tests in front of the nation she displayed her sadly lacking intellect and communication skills.
She tried to sell the country on a lie about her gettin all mavericky and sayin no to the bridge to nowhere money when in truth, she was a big backer of the project till it became a political liability, and she then took the money and spent it on other projects.
She showed her ineptness in puff interviews then hid from the Sunday morning interview shows like Meet the Press et al. to hide her embarrassingly thin world awarness.
She tried to hide her density in the debates with the winks and youbetchas, but it was soon apparent that she was in no way, presidential timber.
She hid behind her prop family and hoped that the rediculous story that Bristol (cream?) and self professed 'fuckin redneck' baby daddy were gonna get hitched up to ameliorate the right wing disapproval of out of wedlock (abstainence only) 17 year old daughter's baby. When baby daddy split and tried to do the 'Joetheplumber" talk show to riches routine she throws the lad under the bus.
She ran up a half million dollar legal bill cause she pushed an illegal personal vendetta against her sister's x hubby then came hat in hand begging for donations to her legal fund cause she sure as hell doesnt want to spend her own money on that shit.
She turned down money for Alaskan education system so she could, in future campaigns claim she was all mavericky with stimulus money.
Lets see, what else...oh yeah, pulled Bristol out of highschool and says that was so baby momma could concentrate on her education and advocate for abstainence only birth control which Bristol says is completely unrealistic.
And wtf was up with the turkey slaughter shit?
She is an embarressment to her state, to the McCain campaign and the country in general (successionists and witch doctors fer christ sake?) But you go ahead and wonder why we find her so entertaining? We wonder whu you find Rush and Glen Beck entertaining too.
It aint hate, its never ending shits and giggles with the Wasilla hilbillies more than anything else.
You all can add your own Palinworld anecdotes to this if you like. Bottom line, she is way to dumb to be my president, but she is just dumb enough to run on the Repub ticket with Piush in 2012.
All this and Putins head and you betcha wink wink Charlie.
