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Wednesday, April 08, 2009

A woman called 911 recently from a Dallas-area restaurant merely to complain that she did not receive the extra shrimp she had ordered -- and she may get away with the "emergency" call without facing punishment, KDFW-TV reported on Tuesday.

"I always get the shrimp fried rice, so I said I'm going to get extra meat this time," the woman told a 911 operator on Monday. "But he didn't even put extra shrimp in there and I asked him, Can you give me extra shrimp or can you give me my money back?'"

She added that the employee at A&D Buffalo's in Haltom, Texas, "sort of hollered so I said I would call the police."

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Yes.

The Full Pink Moon will occur at 14:58 GMT (9:58 CDT) on Thursday April 9, 2009.

A Pink Moon? SO now G-d supports gay rights too?

It's also called the Full Egg Moon (FWIW) or the Full Grass Moon (don't EVEN get me started!).

Some people are really retarded. No, the full moon has nothing to do with it.

"No, the full moon has nothing to do with it.
#4 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2009-04-08 03:00 PM"

AGREED, but old myths die hard!

I don't think the concept of "lunacy" is retarded. It makes logical sense really: our bodies are 70% water and the full moon does have an effect on tides and such. I know I can always tell a full moon is coming by my temperment.

She was a liberal. A whiny scummy fucking liberal. No doubt about it. A conservative would have hired, and over-payed, a private contractor to resolve this.


101 Chairborne.
Fair and Balanced

OK, imbalanced, but fair.


Unbalanced and Unfair,

but funny.

And that's more important.

FF for 101!


I don't think the concept of "lunacy" is retarded. It makes logical sense really: our bodies are 70% water and the full moon does have an effect on tides and such. I know I can always tell a full moon is coming by my temperment.

#6 | Posted by kanrei

That is pre-lunar syndrome. They should make a pill for people to take during that time of the month.

I am fucking pissed off all the time, so I can't tell when a full moon is coming.

our bodies are 70% water and the full moon does have an effect on tides and such

Both statements are correct, but the full moon does not have an effect on our bodies as you appear to be implying. The difference between the moon and your toes compared to the distance between the moon and your head is so miniscule, there is no way tidal forces come into play.

Even lakes aren't large enough. Ever see tidal action in a lake? Your body is much smaller than a lake.

Even lakes aren't large enough. Ever see tidal action in a lake?

#13 | Posted by goatman at 2009-04-08 05:18 PM

Lunar tides measuring a couple of inches have been reported on Lake Superior (which accounts for approximately 10% of the world's entire supply of fresh water), but it seems that since it IS truly a lake with a very narrow and restricted, compared to its surface area and volume, point of discharge, that the lake may actually be effected more by changes in the wind and barometric pressure which can cause one end or the other of the lake to rise or fall as much as two feet or more, a phenomenon known as seiche', French for 'swaying back and forth'.

OCU

I don't know anything about the lady other than what the news reported.. but, people like that annoy me.

If you don't like the way food is cooked, or you think the servings are too small, or whatever.. just STOP GOING TO THE RESTAURANT..

Just please don't call anyone, and don't make an ass of yourself and ruin the evening for everyone else.. Just leave.

Both statements are correct, but the full moon does not have an effect on our bodies as you appear to be implying. The difference between the moon and your toes compared to the distance between the moon and your head is so miniscule, there is no way tidal forces come into play.


Even lakes aren't large enough. Ever see tidal action in a lake? Your body is much smaller than a lake.

#13 | Posted by goatman at 2009-04-08 05:18 PM |


Is there anything you don't know?

God, I so want you. Take me now rig boy!

Sincerely,

Califchris.

LOL! Jerry gets FF.

By and by, there are lakes with tides, even in our very own country.

Is there anything you don't know?

You didn't know that fact about tides? What an idiot! LOL

BTW, do you and nullboy have to fight for trolling rights over me, itsme? Just curious because I love a good cat-fight.

By and by, there are lakes with tides, even in our very own country.

Yeah, and there are jet engines whose intakes can suck a man off his feet fifty feet away.

Thanks for you "facts", runnysore.

If there is a lake with a tide, it would be one of the great Lakes and even then it might be an inch.

LOL! Jerry gets FF.

#17 | Posted by moneywar at 2009-04-08 07:01 PM

I hope you wiped the shit off your nose when you pulled it out. LOL

"LOL

Posted by goatman at 2009-04-08 07:42 PM"

Lol, huh? Hmmm. Like giving yourself a FF? Hope you wiped your nose after you pulled it out, double-jointed Goatie.

"If there is a lake with a tide, it would be one of the great Lakes and even then it might be an inch.
#20 | Posted by goatman at 2009-04-08 07:40 PM"


Or almost two.

www.great-lakes.net

Like giving yourself a FF?

???

No. It's like I'm . . . Laughing Out Loud.

Montetroll, you're going to have to fight itsme and nullbrain for trolling rights.

Y'all are giving me a big head. I've never had this much attention on-line.

Hope you wiped your nose after you pulled it out

LOL That sounds familiar. Did you lift that from somewhere?

Most people who keep getting called an asshole by many others would start doing some self-reflection to see why that might be. Others, like Goatfart, just revel in it. To each his own, I guess.

"Did you lift that from somewhere?

#26 | Posted by goatman at 2009-04-08 07:56 PM | Reply | Flag: www.pixelperfectdigital.com

Others, like Goatfart, just revel in it.

And some revel in fantasizing about fat bloggers. LOL

"Y'all are giving me a big head.

Posted by goatman at 2009-04-08 07:53 PM"

Well, at least it'll match... nah, too easy.

And some revel in fantasizing about fat bloggers. LOL

Posted by goatman at 2009-04-08 08:01 PM | FLAG: Broken Record

I don't do links, montetroll. BUt it doesn't matter. We know you stole the line from me. LOL

montetroll, I'm off to look for intelligent life. If there's not any out there, I'll be back to throw my newest troll a couple of crumbs. Be good, now.


today is The Blessing of the Sun day for Jews. It's the one day every 28 years that get to prove that they are really sun-worshippers. There is added significance if it happens on the eve of the passover.

It has to do with the alignment of the sun relative to where it was on the day of creation. But they have a problem with math. They think that was only 5700-ish years ago.



Are we coming up on a full-moon or something...

No Jeffy o D is like this all month long..

God, I so want you. Take me now rig boy!

...

#16 | Posted by jerrytarkanian at 2009-04-08 06:56 PM

We all know that's really your fantasy.

You act out your own fetishes using me. You're a pervert by proxy.



I should have clarified my first sentence more:

You act out your own fetishes by using me to do it.


You're a pervert by proxy.





#36 | Posted by CalifChris at 2009-04-09 12:06 PM


I'm just a pervert. You protest a little too much Christopher!

Is there anything you don't know?

God, I so want you. Take me now rig boy!

Sincerely,

Califchris.

#16 | Posted by jerrytarkanian

I take a little time off and Chris cheats on me? Well at least it was with Goatman.

Metamorphs. The lycanthropes are coming.

Ask anyone that has ever worked EMS for a few years.

They will tell you about full moons and bloody messes.

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