Penn spokesperson Maria Quesa Dilla says that Neil Patrick Harris was briefly considered for the position, but that Penn really smoked the interview.

Relax, it's just a bong...

-He's got a bomb!

Government orders for Visine have exploded.

bad ass

Penn; 'Mr P, it is a real blast to be working for you, i've admired you all through the campaign'.

O; 'thank you, you know, i've admired your work too, he he, harold and kumar, what a blast'.

Penn; 'yea, i really enjoyed working on those movies. you know the people that write those shows insist on doing lots of research, they really know their weed'.......

O; psst, weed....

Penn; yea psst, weed, huh...huh...so, uh, uhm, uhm,...ya wanna?

O; pardon me?

Penn; ya know, ya wanna have a smoke, a little toke or two, ya know, just to take the edge off?

O; o, well, i don't know if i should......

30 minutes later........

Penn; ....'so i told that bitch pelosi that she batter back off or i was gonna hit her in the nuts....

O; hold on a minute.....(speaking in intercom) 'gretchen, bring us a pack of kools, a case of chips ahoy and a 6 of 45's' and send Biden in here.

Just like Hussein to add this guy to his inner circle.

He can provide a laugh track to divert the morons, while Hussein destroys the country.

He can provide a laugh track to divert the morons, while Hussein destroys the country.

#6 | Posted by r_zeitgeist

Man, you're just Debbie Downer all the freakin' time.

Did you watch the last Harold and Kumar movie?!?!

It's hard to laugh when you realize Hussein bases his policy on the premise of that movie.

It's hard to laugh when you realize Hussein bases his policy on the premise of that movie.

#8 | Posted by r_zeitgeist

The Obama administration is based on the premise that Neil Patrick Harris is straight and constantly on the prowl for pussy?

I had no idea.

Did you watch the last Harold and Kumar movie?!?!

Where they were gettin' stoned with Dubya? Funny shit.

This expalins why his character was killed off on House.

I don't find anything about Hussein funny.

Dangerous, subversive, and destructive? yes...Funny? no.

Blah, blah, blah, blah blah.

glennbeckgeist speaks

Zeitgist,

Theres a reason Nero fidled while rome burned come on and join the band, running around scared, angry and depresed screaming fire, fire is not going to get you anywhere anyway.

Settle in grab some popcorn and enjoy the show.

"There's not a smarter group of people that I've been surrounded by in television."
* * * *

Today's best example of "damning with faint praise." But give Obamateur Hour credit--he keeps finding sorry people to fill up an administration with. Tomorrow, we'll learn that he didn't pay taxes from his White Castle days.

Obama's liaison to hollywood...

what a joke!

He and Obama can both do some blow in the Oval Office

That's change.....

I hate the Jolliwood types who go to work for the White House so they can try to ram liberalism up my ass. 99.99999999999999999999999999% of them are Democraps.

Settle in grab some popcorn and enjoy the show.

#14 | Posted by TaoWarrior

The best advice ever.

The Tao is so empty,
So hollow.
Yet somehow its usefulness is inexhaustible
It is so very deep
So very profound.
Like the source of everything.

Oh hi, House spoilers! Great!

I wonder what roll Obama will give George Clonney in the white house?

Obama brought Kumar in to kick Pyrush Jindal's ass next time the dumfuk works up the nerve to get out from behind his counter.

I hate the Jolliwood types who go to work for the White House

Yeah Reagan the traitor was a major embarrassment.

It's hard to laugh when you realize Hussein bases his policy on the premise of that movie.

Okay, so:

It is actually possible to make a smokeless bong.

Neil Patrick Harris brands girls with his name.

The "cockmeat sandwich" is one of our enhanced interrogation techniques.

Inbreeding can create cyclopses.

Bush would actually smoke weed with a brown person.

Right...

That's odd, I don't remember give you permission to speak to me.