ROFLMMFAO

The people who bulit those mosques are infidels and should be stoned to death!

........maybe we should help nuke Mecca so they can start over.........

Kaaba Daaba Doo!

See what happened? their prayers were misdirected and were actually being answered for christians instead of for islam.

As soon as they get them pointed in the right direction, you guys are screwed.

Their feng shui was a little off.

"See what happened? their prayers were misdirected and were actually being answered for christians instead of for islam."

Actually, their prayers were misdirected to a sex hotline.

If it doesn't make any difference if they face Mecca, why do they make such a big deal out of facing Mecca?

level'em!

This is what happens when all you've got to work with is two rocks and a piece of string.

"See what happened? their prayers were misdirected and were actually being answered for christians instead of for islam. As soon as they get them pointed in the right direction, you guys are screwed."
#6 | Posted by Lipzoidial

You must be one of those "Arrogant, Dismissive and Derisive" Americans Obama was talking about in Europe.

You must be one of those "Arrogant, Dismissive and Derisive" Americans Obama was talking about in Europe.

#12 | Posted by KBM

No, I am one of those iconoclastic, intelligent, and independent Americans that no one talks about.

Religions are so fucking stupid.

All of them.

I guess they really have a reason to kill all of us now.

If it doesn't make any difference if they face Mecca, why do they make such a big deal out of facing Mecca?

#9 | Posted by Buffalo_Bob

I suspect you are not a particularly religious type or you would understand that certain places are of great religious importance. Mecca is quite important to Islam. I would imagine that once the Diaspora of humanity from the Earth's surface begins, the location of Earth will always be known and plotted so that those adherents of Islam who have traveled into deep space will always know which way to face when presenting their prayers to Allah.

If you have to ask the question, then you need to bone up on Islam just a wee bit.

Religions are so fucking stupid.

All of them.

#14 | Posted by Manypaths at 2009-04-06 11:26 AM

Always have been, always will be.

Holy laser beams, Batman! My prayers have all been wasted! Might as well have a ham sandwich and a cold beer and hang out with chicks!

WGAS

Some worshippers are said to be anxious about the validity of their prayers.

As should Protestants.

Da Pope

I'm just surprised the muslims hired the same contractors for Mecca as Dubya did for Baghdad...

"Missed it by that much."
- Maxwell Smart

level'em!

#10 | Posted by nanc

Since YOU are obviously favorable to the "eye for an eye" philosophy, YOU should hi-jack a plane and fly it in there. Maybe in heaven you'll be rewarded with an eternity of ignorant bliss...oh wait...you've already got that.

level'em!

#10 | Posted by nanc

How Cuntristian of you.

How Cuntristian of you.

#23 | Posted by Manypaths

I guess you are going to turn your other cheek and let them level you.

Quit being a such a pussy Sniper.

Your slip is showing.

Good God. Man up!

For an area credited for immense contributions if not the origin of modern mathematics and astronomy...ooops.

oh, it is just something else for them to Qibla about... pray to God in any direction you choose...he is everywhere and nowhere.

Religions are so fucking stupid.
All of them.
#14 | Posted by Manypaths

Amen.

Religions are so fucking stupid.
All of them.
#14 | Posted by Manypaths

Even the Green Faith?

Ya hire non-union workers and.....

Haven't the bin Laden family had the contract for mosque construction and maintenace for many years? So it's their fault.

Place yer bets - how long til the consiracy lands on the jews somehow?

so lets see

i see a nuke em
level em

nice
love the eagerness to kill everyone

to bbob

it doesn't matter
what matters is intentions

its nto about being exact
its about unity.

"All mosques have a niche showing the direction of the most sacred Islamic site"

and this statement is bullshit

i've been in countless mosques with nothing of the sort.

old buildings converted into mosques.

besides within the mosque to fix the problem is just to realign the rows inside the mosque to point toward mecca if they are so bothered by it.

the buildings don't have to be changed.

The people who bulit those mosques are infidels and should be stoned to death!

If God wills it, I shall prepare the blunts and these heathens will be stoned! We will stone them until the heat of God's limitless wrath parches their mouths and their eyelids hang low with the weight of their transgressions!

Jack them up and turn them facing the mecca way

Mechanical Alingment Can Correct Abominations

Damn I fucked that up as well. What's wrong with me

Mechanical Engineering Can Correct Abominations.

There hows that??

I wonder if it might be easier to just move Mecca.

Just sayin'........

Does this screwup mean we've gotta invade Indiana now?
Crap-just when Iraq was getting to be such a Paradise for our troops........

I would imagine that once the Diaspora of humanity from the Earth's surface begins, the location of Earth will always be known and plotted so that those adherents of Islam who have traveled into deep space will always know which way to face when presenting their prayers to Allah.

That is exactly what I have always believed.

Well done.

"I would imagine that once the Diaspora of humanity from the Earth's surface begins, the location of Earth will always be known and plotted so that those adherents of Islam who have traveled into deep space will always know which way to face when presenting their prayers to Allah."

I would imagine that cultures capable of producing such technology won't be too eager to take drag them along. Spacecraft generally don't have room for unnecessary things such as chapels/temples/mosques. Dietary concerns would be an issue. All the praying is a waste of time. Then there's the whole hijacking/picking on women/wanting to live in the 13th century thing that some are into...... Space travel would be dangerous enough without constantly having to worry about accomodating someone's imaginary friend.

When I was in the Navy in the '70s, we had some Saudis on our ship. They did their prayer thing from the secondary conn since there was no one there and there was a compass rose they could use to determine the right direction to face.

We used to get up on top of the helicopter deck and watch them. They'd go nuts if they sensed the ship was turning. One of them would look at the compass rose then start chattering excitedly (we called it "lakka lakka lakka" and they would all change the direction they were facing like a school of fish. It was funny as hell.

I guess they got sick of this because we had to change ship's operations so that we couldn't change course during their prayer time.

In fact, many other factors of ship's operations had to change to accomodate them which caused a lot of resentment. One of the worst was that for some reason they weren't allowed to see each other naked, so the 8 man shower could only be used one Saudi at a time, lenghtening our after work shower routine to several hours. Also, something about eating after sundown for a while changed our dinner schedule. But I'm digressing. (still, it really pissed us off)

If it doesn't make any difference if they face Mecca, why do they make such a big deal out of facing Mecca?

#9 | Posted by Buffalo_Bob

......are you expecting a religion to make sense ?...

I guess they really have a reason to kill all of us now.

#15 | Posted by Sniper

......what they have is ANOTHER reason to kill all of us now.......

Place yer bets - how long til the consiracy lands on the jews somehow?

#32 | Posted by JimmiG

The guilty dog always barks first. Feeling guilty?

Oh, I forgot, Jews have a pretend guilt, not a real one.

goat..
saudi's practice ultra extreme wahabism

they fear they might get an erection when looking at another bearded hairy man.

They'd go nuts if they sensed the ship was turning.

I don't know what kind of school they went to (not very good ones, it seems), but when you are traveling in an aircraft and the aircraft is not pointing to Mecca, you pray anyway (while sitting).

Same as when traveling by train. I have seen people do it like a million times. When the train turns, nobody goes nuts... the prayer continues.

The first Saudi astronaut in the shuttle, didn't face Mecca... because he couldn't.

Oh.. Klifferd beat me to it...

I would imagine that cultures capable of producing such technology

Since America is steadily losing it's capability for manned space-flight, we won't we asking you, now would we? LOL

So don't worry about it.

Spacecraft generally don't have room for unnecessary things such as chapels/temples/mosques.

Praying in a mosque isn't required.

Dietary concerns would be an issue.

Just don't eat pork. No issues.

All the praying is a waste of time.

Takes 5 minutes. Besides, nobody is forcing.

Then there's the whole hijacking/picking on women/wanting to live in the 13th century

That is just a fake issue. The only real problem is American body-odor which is something between beer and a urinal and cigarette smoke. So we can't have Americans on our trips. LOL

Now watch man-child get all hot and bothered.... LOL

The only real problem is American body-odor which is something between beer and a urinal and cigarette smoke. So we can't have Americans on our trips.

Tosser, I don't know where you've been sniffing, but you made me spray my drink out my nose and on to the damn computer screen... aren't people from your neck of the woods are world-renowned in their capacity to produce cloying aromas when deodorant is in short supply?

aren't people from your neck of the woods world-renowned in their capacity to produce cloying aromas

Nope.

Perhaps you mean our Slumdog neighbors, next door?

Perhaps you mean our Slumdog neighbors, next door?

#53 | Posted by Tosser

Bullshit flag!!!!!

I worked with an engineer, who BTW, is one of the smartest individuals I have ever met. He was from Pakistan. He stank all the time. Not nice stinks like smoke, beer and piss, but bad stinks like 3 day old shit and roadkilled skunks.

Then one day, I was in the toilet and here he comes out of the stall, and walks right past the water faucets and puts lotion on his hands. I had had enough, so I asked him why he didn't wash his shitty hands and he said it was because where he came from, water was in such short supply, they didn't do it that way. They also use their fingers to clean thier butts. so after the lotion, you have this shit smell with a nice lotion smell on top of it. It almost made me puke several times.

I told him we have plenty of water, he needs to wash his fucking hands after using them to clean his butt. He never did like me much after that. No one liked him either because he stunk so bad. Every single week someone would put a bar of soap on his desk and he would throw it in the trash can.

To defend Pakis as being stinkers, the cab drivers in Abu Dhabi did not smell that bad, usually not at all, or just a working man kind of smell.

" so I asked him why he didn't wash his shitty hands and he said it was because where he came from, water was in such short supply, they didn't do it that way"

thats disgusting

i haven't met anyone in pakistan like that

i've been there like 15 times in my life.

i call bullshit on yer employee about lack of water.

I don't know about the water thing, but I do remember when I was in Karachi, the flies were so think on the lifelines of the ship you couldn't see but half of it. This is no lie. I took a picture of it because I had never seen anything like it.

Normally when we were in port we kept the outside watertight doors open for fresh air (weather permitting, of course) but in Pakistan we were ordered to keep them closed because of the flies.

That never happened in any of the other 54 ports of call I made in the Navy.

i haven't met anyone in pakistan like that

Neither have I.

It is obvious Lippy is lying.

At least make it convincing you idiot. LOL

I was going more for the B.O. route, not the wipe-your-ass-with-your-bare-
hand route.

I think it has to do with the spices and heat - fenugreek is a particularly bad offender. If I eat anything with fenugreek in it and then go exercise, I can smell this sickly sweet smell on my own sweat... and to smell your own B.O. you know it has to be bad.

Klifferd... yay "fenugreek" kya hota hai urdu may?

(what is this "fenwhatever" in urdu?)

Oh.. it's "maythi" (fenu...) for crying out loud!

No, it doesn't come out in your sweat and no, it is not what people usually have.

The only maythi I get is with potatoes (like American style mashed potatoes) and with parathas (crispy oily flat bread).

Then what it is that makes you people stink so bad?

You may not smell it, but let me tell you, you fucking stink.

And what it is that makes YOU people stink so bad?

You may not smell it, but let me tell you, you fucking stink.

We don't drink... and believe me... the thing that really shows up in your sweat is beer and alcohol.

That is where the urinal smell comes from I guess.

First time I came across a foreigner, I couldn't believe it. But other foreigners were behaving normal, so I behaved normal too.

Farts?

But I have always wondered that.

If we think that people in Pakistan stink like the ass of a sick baboon, what do they think we smell like?

But remember, we use LOTS of toilet paper over here.

No, it doesn't come out in your sweat and no, it is not what people usually have.

Then what it is that makes you people stink so bad?

You may not smell it, but let me tell you, you fucking stink.

#63 | Posted by Manypaths at 2009-04-07 03:07 PM | Reply | Flag:

And what it is that makes YOU people stink so bad?

You may not smell it, but let me tell you, you fucking stink.

#64 | Posted by Tosser at 2009-04-07 03:13 PM | Reply | Flag:

Farts. It's the only logical explanation.

But remember, we use LOTS of toilet paper over here.

You would have to since you are smearing shit all over your ass.

When we use toilet paper, we also wash our ass with soap and water. I know washing your ass is like rocket science to an American....

Farts. It's the only logical explanation.

#68 | Posted by ZombieHunter

Yeah that's what I said.

And regarding the sick baboon's ass.......no offense.

So you stick your ass in the sink after taking a shit?

Maybe it's your breath then. Where do you brush your teeth? Same sink? That would explain it.

...we also wash our ass with soap and water.

Most people don't have shower facilites where they work.

You would have to since you are smearing shit all over your ass.

Only if you don't know how to properly use TP

Farts. It's the only logical explanation.

Fine. I hope all of Pakistan farts at once praying to Allah for the trade winds to carry the gas to America.

Then we will see if your farts reach here. Though I doubt it since you will reach Kim Jong Il first.

It's logical that you would pick up on the scent of a fart that you hadn't been exposed to, and you would be shocked by its novel aroma.

You're desensitized to the farts of your own society, and more specifically, your own diet. I ate some soybeans and turkey last night, and my farts are currently high in indole derivatives - probably from the tryptophan. You can tell because they are sickly sweet, smell like a cross between crude oil and shit, and have a jasmine-like finish.

I should write a paper on the biochemical aspects of fart aroma. It's probably already been done before.

When we use toilet paper, we also wash our ass with soap and water. I know washing your ass is like rocket science to an American....

#69 | Posted by Tosser at 2009-04-07 03:20 PM

Been doing that for about 10 years. I shower after every bowel movement.

So you stick your ass in the sink after taking a shit?

No.

Only if you don't know how to properly use TP

And Manyfarts doesn't. He said he has to use a ton of paper. Why else would he say that?

Are you challenging us to a 'Fart Off' Tosser?

Fine. I hope all of Pakistan farts at once praying to Allah for the trade winds to carry the gas to America.

How many smokers are there in Pakistan? Just curious...

He said he has to use a ton of paper. Why else would he say that?

well, I said that WE use a lot of TP meaning Americans.

And I said it because of a news story we had on our obsession with using toilet paper.

Maybe that story didn't make it to your village.

Are you challenging us to a 'Fart Off' Tosser?

If he is, let's get it started soon b/c I'm sitting on some WMD's right now. If I rip one, chemtrails will be appearing over Denmark in a few days.

Are you talking about Opium smokers?

Are you challenging us to a 'Fart Off' Tosser?

If it were possible, hell yeah!

How many smokers are there in Pakistan?

Cigarette smokers? More than there should be I suppose, not sure.

I do know I have fired two people for smoking while working. I can't stand the habit and will not allow it.

Are you challenging us to a 'Fart Off' Tosser?

They will never win as long as we have Texas.

And I said it because of a news story we had on our obsession with using toilet paper.

And I told you why you are obsessed.

Has it EVER occured to you people to WASH YOUR ASS SOMETIME and give the environment a break??? Think about all those trees going kaput for your toilet paper.

Kanrei said he does, but he is one guy.

How's the obesity rate over there?

We have some extra large farters over here you know.

Hell, I bet we could take out most of Karachi by getting nanc to expose her crotch alone.

"Towards Mecca nanc, towards Mecca!"

Been doing that for about 10 years. I shower after every bowel movement.

Posted by kanrei at 2009-04-07 03:26 PM | Reply

No Shit?? Are You for reals????????

How's the obesity rate over there?

Out of 5 different Pakistani nationalities, two like their women fat.

But no, the local food doesn't make you obese unless you really abuse yourself.

Hell, I bet we could take out most of Karachi by getting nanc to expose her crotch alone.

I surrender!

You're alright Tosser.

Has it EVER occured to you people to WASH YOUR ASS SOMETIME and give the environment a break

You mean if we can shower after pinching a loaf we should use the resources of water and soap (not to mention towel to dry which then has to be laundered) rather than TP which is largely recycled from other paper?

Unless you use a roll to wipe your ass, I think fewer resources are used with the TP.

Now if you have the squirts, it may take more resources to clean up afterwards with TP. But an ordinary dry turd-style BM -- no way. In fact, 90% of the time, my TP comes back as white as when it went up there.

There was an American in my cousin's college in Islamabad.

He had one real good trick. He would hold a lighter to his ass and let out a fart which would ignite and would be like a human flame-thrower.

I had no idea farts could ignite....

Anyway, he was teaching my cousin to do it one day and his parents saw him do it and he got grounded for a long time.

All the girls thought that was a tragedy. It seems if you can light your ass on fire, you can have any girl in Pakistan.

In fact, 90% of the time, my TP comes back as white as when it went up there.

I believe the original way was using clean sand. If you don't mind walking around with sand stuck in your bum, it is best for the environment.

#87 | Posted by LarryMohr at 2009-04-07 03:35 PM |

Yes. I use TP first to clean and then I shower and use soap and water to clean more. I am paranoid about feces, I have a real issue with it. Until Tosser said something about it, I just figured I was the only freak out there who did that.

Unless you use a roll to wipe your ass, I think fewer resources are used with the TP.

The world is short of trees. It isn't short of water... at least we aren't.

Unless you use a roll to wipe your ass, I think fewer resources are used with the TP.

The world is short of trees. It isn't short of water... at least we aren't.

I just figured I was the only freak out there who did that.

No sir, EVERYONE does that.

Ummmmmmmmmmm OK Kanrei I will say a special prayer for You. May He on His holy throne be blessed.

Larry

Seems not everyone.

It isn't short of water...

Our water is treated. Treating water takes energy. And there's still the soap and towel laundering.

I would think that recycled paper uses fewer resources unless, as I said, you use a whole lot of it.

Kanrei: What do you do if you are at work or in a public place? Hold it until you get home?

Goat,
Yes, I hold it. I don't like to piss in public bathrooms either though, so I tend to wait until I get home a lot. When at work, I work close to home and have ran home at lunch more than a few times. I also work in an office filled with women who have made it clear I couldn't do that at work even if I wanted to.

I also work in an office filled with women who have made it clear I couldn't do that at work even if I wanted to.

I'm sorry, Kanrei, but I don't know. Are you male or female?

Male

I do know I have fired two people for smoking while working. I can't stand the habit and will not allow it.

Well, you had better crack down on that habit across the country, since the whole place might go up in flames if someone flicked their bic during the fart-off.

Has it EVER occured to you people to WASH YOUR ASS SOMETIME and give the environment a break??? Think about all those trees going kaput for your toilet paper.

If you get the proper amount of fiber, you shouldn't have to clear-cut the rainforest to clean your ass.

"WASH YOUR ASS SOMETIME and give the environment a break??? Think about all those trees going kaput for your toilet paper.
Kanrei said he does, but he is one guy."

Kanrei takes a fucking shower after he shits. That means he uses about 20 gallons of water as opposed to a few squares of toilet paper (which in many cases is 100% recycled paper). How is this good for the environment?

"No sir, EVERYONE does that."

No.

Nobody does that.

How is this good for the environment?

When have I ever done anything because it was "good for the environment?" I care about my personal sanitation. I highly doubt a 2 minute rinse uses 20 gallons of water anyway.

The world is short of trees. It isn't short of water... at least we aren't.

#96 | Posted by Tosser

Let's play one word retort.

'Kashmir'

Your turn.

Male

Then what's wrong with pissing in public? You stand. I agree I don't like to sit my lily white ass on a public toilet, but I can pee anywhere (and have! don't ask)

How is this good for the environment?

1. Water supply can be replenished a lot faster than a tree can grow.

2. Using water doesn't release carbon in the air. Cutting down trees, does, eventually.

"No sir, EVERYONE does that."

No.

Nobody does that.

There are no absolutes!

Does Spud relaly believe this?

Oh absolutely!

On Topic?

Rofl!

Be Well.

/While were on the subject how do blind people know when they're finished wiping their ass?

Goat,
We are really close to, if not already well within, the "TMI Zone." Do you really want me to continue answering about my BR habits? I will, I don't care who knows what, but I doubt other people care even this much.

While were on the subject how do blind people know when they're finished wiping their ass?

#111 | Posted by dethspud at 2009-04-07 04:03 PM |

Taste?

I do appreciate that asian women wash their cock heaters with warm water after they pee.

Goat,
We are really close to, if not already well within, the "TMI Zone." Do you really want me to continue answering about my BR habits? I will, I don't care who knows what, but I doubt other people care even this much.

Seriously, this thread went from talking about Wahabbi infatuation with making sure their mosque alignment is correct down to the arc second to a transcontinental discussion of the best way to take a shit.

And what do deaf woman sound like when they cum?

1. Water supply can be replenished a lot faster than a tree can grow.

You must keep missing the part where I explain TP is mostly recycled paper.

Since the Earth rotates supposedly off axis, the prayers will eventually align properly with wind drifts.

'Kashmir'

Your turn.

I don't get it.... what about Kashmir?

Actually, we are discusing the best way to clean up one's ass after taking said shit.

Nobody is going to change the way I shit.

Are you fighting over that region for the water it contains?

Do you really want me to continue answering about my BR habits?

Not really, but I must confess that I am curious why you wouldn't want to use a public bathroom to pee. Standing up, your body doesn't touch the toilet or urinal.

You must keep missing the part where I explain TP is mostly recycled paper.

And you keep missing the part where I said, we use toilet paper too. Just not a ton of it.

Even if paper is re-cycled, I wish we didn't have to use it for any excuse. That isn't possible though.

...what about Kashmir?

It's my favorite Led Zeppelin song

Are you fighting over that region for the water it contains?

Not yet. In a few years, maybe.

Not really, but I must confess that I am curious why you wouldn't want to use a public bathroom to pee.

Because 99% of people do not wash their hands after using it. I don't feel safe touching the door to get in or out, the flusher on the toilet, the nozzles on the sink, the soap, or anything else in a public bathroom.

Because 99% of people do not wash their hands after using it. I don't feel safe touching the door to get in or out, the flusher on the toilet, the nozzles on the sink, the soap, or anything else in a public bathroom.

Those things don't bother me. I think a few germs keeps one healthy. Keeps the immune system active and on its toes. But that's just me.

I've been in some modern bathrooms that are completely hands free. Self flushing urinals. Motion activated water and paper towel dispensers. I think that's taking things to the extreme.

...what about Kashmir?

It's my favorite Led Zeppelin song

Robert Plant's too. I'm a fan of no quarter.

#126 | Posted by kanrei

Kan - I don't intend this to be mean in any way, but you have an irrational phobia. Howie Mandel suffers from a similar OCD. Counseling and therapy can help alleviate the condition.

Because 99% of people do not wash their hands after using it

I don't think the number is near that high. I rarely see people fail to wash their hands before leaving the john.

I read once of a college study of hands washing habits in bathrooms whether other people were around or not. Some dude hid in a stall. I forget the exact numbers, but if there was another person present, 90%+ washed their hands. If not, it was something in the 80s%

I'm a fan of no quarter.

Best. Zep Song. EVAR.

Me? I never wash my hands after pissing because my dick is clean.

... but you have an irrational phobia

Well, I have to admit, I though so too, but didn't want to say it, but since it's been said, I have to agree with sanan

Because 99% of people do not wash their hands after using it....

Men maybe. I'd bet at least 75% of women wash their hands after using the bathroom, maybe more. I know I do.

Of course you wash your hands but the minute you grab the doorhandle to leave the ladies' room anyone who didn't wash their hands grabbed the same doorhandle to exit the place as you did.

Want to know the two most germ-ladened objects most often found in public?

Public telephones
Supermarket grocery cart handles

I don't intend this to be mean in any way, but you have an irrational phobia.

I will not deny it and I appreciate your concern, and Goat's. Knowing you have one and having the strength to get past it are two very different things. It does not interfere with my life, so I don't feel the need to treat it anyway as it is really only public bathroom related.

Of course you wash your hands but the minute you grab the doorhandle to leave the ladies' room anyone who didn't wash their hands grabbed the same doorhandle to exit the place as you did.

Exactly!

Want to know the two most germ-ladened objects most often found in public?

Public telephones
Supermarket grocery cart handles

Why did you do that to me? My Publix has hand sanitizers I am going to have to start using now.

Me? I never wash my hands after pissing because my dick is clean.

I know I'll be sorry I ever asked, but how can it be "clean" after you just urinated?

And what about any dribbles that might get on your hands when you tuck it away?

I should probably leave now.

Supermarket grocery cart handles

I've noticed that my supermarket now offers wipes to use on them.

I think America is taking the germ thing to the extreme. The irony is that we are making it worse on ourselves. Germs mutate and adapt to the disinfectants and antibiotics we throw at them and our own immune system 'forgets' how to work on its own.

I have a friend whose aunt had that OCD thing with germs. She rarely left her house and always sprayed it with Lysol and scrubbed things with bleach. On the rare occasions she went out in public, she wore gloves.

She once got a scratch which turned into a bad infection and she ended up dying. Unbelievable, but true.

I know I'll be sorry I ever asked, but how can it be "clean" after you just urinated?

#1 -- Urine is sterile
#2 -- I don't piss on myself.

She rarely left her house and always sprayed it with Lysol and scrubbed things with bleach. On the rare occasions she went out in public, she wore gloves.

I am no where near that bad, I only have issues with BR germs...probably because my mother was all freaked out by germs when I was growing up and it was instilled in me.

#137 -
BRAVE flag for Chris

"level'em!"

Couldn't agree more, unless you said level all mosques, churches,synagoges and temples.

LM

Since some of these answers are truly sad and being sad makes me think of rain:

The Rain Song

"When have I ever done anything because it was "good for the environment?"

Another poster specifically referenced your technique as a way to save the environment.

"Water supply can be replenished a lot faster than a tree can grow.

Recycled toilet paper isn't made from trees. Idiot.

Me? I never wash my hands after pissing because my dick is clean.

I know I'll be sorry I ever asked, but how can it be "clean" after you just urinated?

And what about any dribbles that might get on your hands when you tuck it away?

I should probably leave now.

#137 | Posted by CalifChris

When playing in pool league, I used to not wash my hands after taking a pee. (Needed dry hands for cue)

I was walking out when some guy said, "My mother taught me to wash my hands after going to the bathroom."

I quickly replied with, "Well my dad taught me not to piss on my hands."

"And what about any dribbles that might get on your hands when you tuck it away?

I should probably leave now.

#137 | Posted by CalifChris"

I was walking out when some guy said, "My mother taught me to wash my hands after going to the bathroom."

I quickly replied with, "Well my dad taught me not to piss on my hands."

#146 | Posted by Manypaths at 2009-04-07 05:34 PM

I honestly wasn't trying to be a wiseguy with that question. I didn't grow up with any brothers.

I honestly wasn't trying to be a wiseguy with that question. I didn't grow up with any brothers.

I don't think he was castigating you. That was an old joke he told. My #139 was a version of it. The original involved a sailor and a marine at the EM club.

My #139 was a version of it. The original involved a sailor and a marine at the EM club.

Oh, it was a joke? Well, that's good.
At first I thought you were a little insulted about me even asking the question.

I should have known better. lol

The religious make me laugh.
Especially the religious who think that other religions are more ridiculous than their own.