We'll have to see if these guys are any better at this shit than the folks up in Alaska.

But will they seperately indict his hair?

I don't think that you could find 12 impartial people to put the hair on trial by itself.

His organ donation card also lists his hair.

His hair alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body

Did you know that over 200 Serbian folk songs have been written about his hair?

Obligatory

She asks me why
I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night
Hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why
Don't know
It's not for lack of break
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling

Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

Oh say can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short

Down to here
Down to there
Down to where
It stops by itself

They'll be ga ga at the go go
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond
Brilliantined
Biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me?

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

I heard the other day that his hair has already signed a book deal.

Will his hair testify against him?

He'll have to shave his head, at least once he gets on the inside. Maybe he'll get a tat of his hair on his arm or something.

Most folks don't know that underneath his hair is another scalp full of hair!

Maybe he's like chuick norris. he's got a fist hidden in his hair.

You guys are funny--lol

As to Blago--couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

*snark*

And Many--it wasn't the guys up in AK--it was the DC guys in the Justice Department that lied and caused a Senator to lose his seat.

leave his hair alone, it had no part.

it was the DC guys in the Justice Department that lied and caused a Senator to lose his seat.

#13 | Posted by MURPHY

That I am thankful for.

it was the DC guys in the Justice Department that lied and caused a Senator to lose his seat.

#13 | Posted by MURPHY

That I am thankful for.

And Many--it wasn't the guys up in AK--it was the DC guys in the Justice Department that lied and caused a Senator to lose his seat.

#13 | Posted by MURPHY

Don't get me wrong, I think Holder did the right thing here, but just to clarify, is it your position that Stevens wasn't guilty of corruption and bribery and we'd be better off with him as a Senator?

Expect the GOP to try to find a Rezko angle to hit Obama with during the upcoming trial.

I think the jury will, when they learn that the hair is actually an intergalactic alien entity, a sort of even more cosmic Wayne Cochran....

Stevens was pure as the driven snow.

--neo-cons----

Blago is innocent I tells Ya He didn't do it. Somehow a child left His LEGO men out and one morphed into Blago and now they are trying to try Him on a "Block" of charges. I bet that kid misses that Lego man now. :+(

Larry

Blago! There is a name from the recent past...that reminds me of one of the other lies Obama has told ("Never really talked to the guy" Then 20 pictures show up with him and Blago pal-ling around with each other)

That will go down with "95% of Americans will recieve a tax cut" (but let the Bush tax cut expire so that everyone will see a tax INCREASE - not to mention taking away donations deductions. But I know he will not miss it as he gave only 10K of the 1.5M he and she made)

Here is another good one "We will return to fiscal responsiblity" Now SPEND ALL of the GNP on Acorn and payoffs for his buddies (AIG giving him $230K - Will he give back HIS Bonus?)

Oh and who can forget "We will Secure our boarders" and the Mexican drug war poors over into the US and Hamas smuggles in people via the drug routes.

We told you Clinton was a lying pervert..and he was...we told you Obama was a communist ...and he is providing that daily "Lets take over the car companies - since we have done so well with the banking crisis"

Don't you people ever get tired of being wrong about everything?

Jat Cutler for Govenor! -Illinois.
P.S. Greatest Generation my ass; Brian Williams is Punk.

#17 | Posted by SanAntonioRogue

Good question San--

Honestly I don't know.

The evidence they lied about concerned the guy they claim gave free work on the Senators home.

If that evidence were in the trial in the first place--Stevens would have likely been found innocent/not guilty. Why else would Holder let it go?

The Senator claimed there was no free work. He claimed innocents from day one. That is why he speeded up the trial before the election.

No one would do that unless they were innocent.

Holder is supposed to be such a "Honest" guy he should have called for another trial if the facts and evidence were so compelling.

But honest Holder CLEARED the Senator of all charges.

------------

If someone is put away for a rape or murder and later--thru the Innocents Project--is found not guilty because DNA proved differently--does that mean they still did it?

He's Guilty. There is really no need to prosecute him now. Even if found guilty, he ain't gonna go to jail.

This is a gimme to the repubs, who will have to repay the favor someday.

If Obama put a contract on Blago, he's going to jail.

Chuck Norris is afraid of Blago's hair.

I would bet if You took an inch thick piece of rebar and tried to hit Blago on the top of His head the rebar would bend. Reminds Me of when I was in My mid 20's I used to use Hair spray to keep My hair in place and it felt like I had a hard hat on. Little bit of trivia. You know how some stores keep their bake goods looking fresh in the window displays?? They spray it with Hair Spray I kid You not. It doesn't mold that way.

Larry

I've always heard they can indict a ham sandwich.
Now we have proof.

I wonder which mafia this guy pissed off...

Money for ACORN--canard canard canard canard canard!

(Puts every other word out of credibility.)

Blago! There is a name from the recent past...that reminds me of one of the other lies Obama has told ("Never really talked to the guy" Then 20 pictures show up with him and Blago pal-ling around with each other)

#22 | Posted by foshaffer at 2009-04-02 07:49 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Never rally talked to the guy" was a direct answer in regards to Blago trying to sell the Senate seat. It wasn't meant to mean that he never actually spoke with him.

Blago's hair is dating the octo-mom.

But if he's found not guilty, will Rushpublicans demand that he be re-instated?

And Muffy- a little editing for accuracy:
it was the DC guys in the BUSH ADMINISTRATION Justice Department that lied and caused a Senator to lose his seat.

If they'd do that to a Republican friend of the President, do you think they'd do that to a supposed muslim evil-doer?

nah...........

Don't get me wrong, I think Holder did the right thing here, but just to clarify, is it your position that Stevens wasn't guilty of corruption and bribery and we'd be better off with him as a Senator?

#17 | Posted by SanAntonioRogue at 2009-04-02 07:26 PM | Reply

Anybody who spends that much time in the Senate is obviously corrupt. Hell, look at Bird.

The problem I have with the whole Stevens thing is that he was charged with failing to disclose a gift: he didn't fill out the right form.

This was spun into accusations of corruption. But that was not the actual charge.

I think it was a BIT more than not filling out the right form...

"Prior to the removal of charges, Stevens was convicted of lying on Senate financial forms and not disclosing more than $250,000 in gifts, including extensive renovations to his Alaska home, although he remained a popular figure in Alaska politics.

He was found guilty of seven counts of making false statements on financial disclosure documents.

Stevens was charged with "knowingly and willfully" scheming to collect thousands of dollars in gifts from 1999 to 2007 while not reporting those gifts on his senate disclosure forms, including a new first floor, garage, deck plumbing and wiring to his Girdwood, Alaska, home, according to the indictment.

He was also accused of concealing gifts from the oil company VECO and its CEO Bill Allen and using his Senate office to do favors for VECO."

"Illinois" and "honest government" in the same sentence, hah! "Honest government," period, hah! Blago is a dipshit and belongs in jail.