America's pilonidal wart speaks.

And America's dim-witted Left listens.

Well, if there's anyone qualified to speak about "anal poisoning".....

What's funny is he's right.

You've got these two fucking morons fellating each other with enough vigor for people to overlook the fact that you can't spend your way out of a goddman recession.

What a fucking tragedy.

Anybody who gives a fuck about there country better be doing a "sickle-cell dance" every night until 2012.

I know I am.

Fuck, Mak no Mao, you've been doin' that dance since your Great Uncle the Grand Kleagle showed you the moves back when you were ten and still a virgin....

Why do people with low IQ's (or small peckers) have to swear every post?

"Maoshell Norris for NPR"

I'm still cracking up about that.

(No, Joe, That's not an invitation. Sorry.)

... Gordon Brown with a mental image that one must work at to un-think about, warning that if the British Prime Minister keeps "slobbering" over President Barack Obama, he'll "come down with anal poisoning and may die from it."

"brown, slobbering, anal"?

I'll pass on the visuals, thanks.

Reading it was bad enough.

So much for this quote from Angie Harmon:

"I think one of the greatest things about the Republican Party is the understanding, we don't point fingers and we have class..."

Anybody who gives a fuck about there country better be doing a "sickle-cell dance" every night until 2012.M

I am loving every bit of this!!!!!!

Silly people like Jak make me laugh!

You might want to find a candidate first.

Why do people with low IQ's (or small peckers) have to swear every post?

Why do people have to gratuitiously bring up peckers, then go on to assume they are small?

The answer is in the palm of their hands GM.

Its your country too, MiniGash.

Weren't you just bitching about cigarette taxes?

Well that's not shit compared to what this Bolshevik motherfucker has in store for you.

That kind of dissonance leads me to believe your little more than a cheerleader for your "side", even though you can't quite articulate what your "side" is all about.

This is a lying piece of shit put into office by virtue of masses of people as ignorant as you are.

Congratulations.

Why do people have to gratuitiously bring up peckers, then go on to assume they are small?

I think he assumes every pecker is small because every time he sees one its partially obscured by his nose.

"This is a lying piece of shit put into office by virtue of masses of people as ignorant as you are.
Congratulations.

#13 | Posted by Jak_Se_Mao "

The Dane is strong with this one....

This has been Maoshell Norris for NPR.

The more pissed people like you are Jak, the happier I am.

Please, continue your irrational tirade.

You did just agree with an uneducated, brown-boy fucking drug-addict right?

See why you make me laugh at you?

Hey, I didn't vote for the little squirrel-fuck neophyte that raised taxes on my cigarettes.

And then bitch about.

Jokes on you, Minigash.

Why do people have to gratuitiously bring up peckers, then go on to assume they are small?

#11 | Posted by goatman

Because people who need to use 'fuck' every other word have real issues - the least of which might be a small pecker.

I am betting Jak is part of the "9-12" project:

Exactly Jak!! Just like that.

You are killing me!!!!!!!!!

Ever think of taking your show on the road? You really should.

I am betting Jak is part of the "9-12" project

And yet another reference to my pecker from leftist shit....

And yet another reference to my pecker from leftist shit....

OK, that was funny.

Because people who need to use 'fuck' every other word have real issues - the least of which might be a small pecker

???

So people with issues need to be told they might have a small pecker? I still don't get it.

#13 | POSTED BY JAK_SE_MAO
"This is a lying piece of shit put into office by virtue of masses of people as ignorant as you are.
Congratulations."

Jak, how can you speak of President Bush that way?!?!?!?!

We always suspected Limbaugh has a fixation with that particular part of the human anatomy. Now it's indisputable fact.

If things anal are on Limbaugh's mind then he should remember this little gem and keep them to himself.

I have no clue what Rimjob is referring to when he says 'anal poisoning', but apparently Mao Se Dung has personal experience with this 'anal poisoning'.

This comes as no surprise.

Rush Limbaugh is a drug addict.

Rush Limbaugh is a drug addict.

Now there's a poignant post succinctly emphasizing a hereto now unknown fact.

Rush should be forced to take periodic drug tests.

Rush should be forced to take periodic drug tests.

Then so should you.

Rush should be forced to take periodic drug tests.

#31 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour

......why.....what team does he play for ?.......

So the crew that called Blair "Bush's lapdog" have a problem with a pundit using a colorful description that means the same thing in regards to Brown/Obama?

The faux outrage from the left is hilarious. You ladies will flail your wrists over the thilliest things (like dodgeball at recess).

Now there's a poignant post succinctly emphasizing a hereto now unknown fact.

#30 | Posted by goatman at 2009-04-01 07:15 PM | Reply

What more do you expect from truthhurts? I believe he sustained a head injury in a dodgeball accident.

Tightey Righteys,

Glory in your king!!! don't listen to those liberals. This is the one and only man that holds your destiny in the palm of his fat little lilly-white oxy-stanied hands. Revel in his glory.

All hail Rush, King of the Republicans!!! No one else shows the class and intellect of the Neo-cons like Rush and Sarah. Aren't you proud?

---Independents----

"Senior presidential adviser Valerie Jarrett and her chief of staff, Michael Strautmanis, are in regular contact with MoveOn.Org, Americans United for Change and other liberal interest groups."

"So the crew that called Blair "Bush's lapdog" have a problem with a pundit using a colorful description that means the same thing in regards to Brown/Obama?"

There's a difference between the term "lapdog" and "lipdog" chair.

The solution for high cigarette taxes?

Grow your own tobacco.

Tobacco is a tenacious vigorous plant that is amazingly easy to grow; indoors or out.

"What do independants think about the Admin consulting with the creators of the Betrayus ad?"

Yeah, and what did they think about the last administration having the creator of Cleland = Bin Laden ad and how is John McCain's black illigitimate daughter doing these days???

"So the crew that called Blair "Bush's lapdog" have a problem with a pundit using a colorful description that means the same thing in regards to Brown/Obama?"

Not at all, Rush's remarks reflect much more on himself than anyone else. He just demonstrates what a POS he is, you want to listen to him, be my guest.
Just understand though that listening to him reflects on you.
Can't help it, when I notice some idiot listening to that fat clown (or most of the other right wing loons) I just figure they are too stupid to even understand that they are listening to pure propaganda. You certainly can't discuss anything with those folks.

Rush should be forced to take periodic drug tests.

#31 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour

With the government you want, he soon will.

Why do people with low IQ's (or small peckers) have to swear every post?

#6 | Posted by NEALANDBOB_GOP

You've got these two fucking morons fellating each other with enough vigor for people to overlook the fact that you can't spend your way out of a goddman recession.

We libbies tried to tell Bush and his slobbering poodle Blair that you can't borrow your way through two disasterous wars without causing a recession.

PS happy 17th month birthday, President Bush's Recession.

The article didn't really do the statement justice. It must be heard in its full context to truly appreciate its brilliance. I encourage anyone wholly interested in the truth to listen to it.

I agree completely with what Rush said and like Limbaugh, I also want Obama and anyone who helps him, to fail in accomplishing their goals. Free speech is a bitch, isn't it libs?

This is the rhetoric of angry closeted gay Republicans. Not to mention self-loathing.

All the in-breeding in Britain among the ruling class has made them almost as stupid as libs in this country. The Royals and the Oxford and Cambridge types still believe in the "Hope and Change" that Barry is peddling.

Rush is right about PM Brown and his name denotes the appropriate color.

I see it's okay for the DR left to make childish and immature jokes all day long but not anyone else.

Not to mention self-loathing.

#46 | Posted by tiger150

Yes the Rush devotees don't realize that they are sitting on the unconncected side of the branch that they are trying to saw off.

That alone should give you some indication of their intellectual acumen.

Lip,

What exactly would the republican party have to gain by taking advice from an unprincipled liberal. The last time we did that, we got McCain through the flawed open primary system... So thanks but no thanks for your advice allthough ::sarcasm:: I'm sure you give it with every desire to so us succeed.

*see

America's pilonidal wart speaks.

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2009-04-

okay Ill bite...(get it)

what is your definition of pilonidal?

Can't help it, when I notice some idiot listening to that fat clown (or most of the other right wing loons) I just figure they are too stupid to even understand that they are listening to pure propaganda. You certainly can't discuss anything with those folks.

#41 | Posted by danni at 2009-04-02 10:41 AM | Reply

How many threads have you seen posted by right leaning posters telling people what Rush said?

I know you aren't very perceptive, but it's always the left leaning posters telling everyone else what Rush said (sans BL2 and Ooorah). If I want to know what Rush said, all I have to do is read what the liberals here type. They're his biggest fans.

What was that again about people listening to Rush?

The more pissed people like you are Jak, the happier I am.

Please, continue your irrational tirade.

You did just agree with an uneducated, brown-boy fucking drug-addict right?

See why you make me laugh at you?

#17 | Posted by Manypaths at

oh truste me

the anger is rising by the day that will make the republican revolution of 94 look like a picnic

Lip,
#37 is addressed to you.

the anger is rising by the day that will make the republican revolution of 94 look like a picnic

Posted by afkabl2 at 2009-04-02 11:40 AM

But we are mad at the RNC as well. The RNC got us to this point and the DNC cemented it in, so we are going to need some third option for 2010 or else NOTHING will change.

Can't help it, when I notice some idiot listening to that fat clown (or most of the other right wing loons) I just figure they are too stupid to even understand that they are listening to pure propaganda. You certainly can't discuss anything with those folks.

#41 | Posted by danni

I AM NOT FAT and I have never worn a big red nose or big floopy shoe

okay there was the time at convention but I WAS DRUNK...and its the way she wanted it....

I thought you were gonna quit wasting our time Bendover.

Get back on topic you troll - Limpballs is a jerk.

If you want to talk about stupid people who want to burn their lungs for fun, start another thread!

(BTW if you want to avoid the tax buy the tobacco in bulk - the tax only applies to rolled up cigs)

But we are mad at the RNC as well. The RNC got us to this point and the DNC cemented it in, so we are going to need some third option for 2010 or else NOTHING will change.

#56 | Posted by kanrei at 2009-04

yes I agree and that third option is REAL conservatism with a large ...LARGE dose of libertarian in the pot....or at this point IM not disagreeable with those portions being the other way around.
but is ron paul the man to carry that banner??

they are too stupid to even understand that they are listening to pure propaganda. You certainly can't discuss anything with those folks.

#41 | Posted by danni

to hell with that danni

this nonsense will be part of the downfall of people who think like you do, so in that regard, keep it up as it does nothing but help.

" he'll "come down with anal poisoning and may die from it."--Limbaugh

What the fuck does that even mean!?

thought you were gonna quit wasting our time Bendover.

Get back on topic you troll - Limpballs is a jerk.

If you want to talk about stupid people who want to burn their lungs for fun, start another thread!

(BTW if you want to avoid the tax buy the tobacco in bulk - the tax only applies to rolled up cigs)

#58 | Posted by Monstman at 2009-04-02 11:

SAME way with this garbage.
attack limbaugh for having an addiction to perscribed drugs and celebrate people who use recreationally AND POSSIBLY EVEN HAVE SOLD drugs and then vote for them for president....
typical liberal bullshit.

Doesnt matter whether you vote or not - Limpbaugh is STILL a jerk!

but is ron paul the man to carry that banner??

Oh G-d no! Ron Paul saw an opening, but was not the man to fill it. I don't know who can fill it; perhaps we are too divided right now to find a middle ground, but I have full faith one will emerge.

But we are mad at the RNC as well. The RNC got us to this point and the DNC cemented it in, so we are going to need some third option for 2010 or else NOTHING will change.

#56 | Posted by kanrei at 2009-04

If we look at the collective politics of the last 80 years, it is evident that real change won't happen.

Our government is now spending money on an unsustainable course. Believe in Keynesian economics all you want, but even some of its biggest proponents are beginning to quietly whisper that Obama's budget, as it's currently proposed, adds an unsustainable level of debt to this country, particularly in light of the issues facing the monstrosities of Medicare and Social Security as the boomers begin retiring en masse.

" he'll "come down with anal poisoning and may die from it."--Limbaugh

What the fuck does that even mean!?

Wash your hands before and after using this product. If the medication is wrapped in foil, remove the foil wrapper. If desired, the suppository may be moistened with lukewarm water. Do not use petroleum jelly or mineral oil. Doing so may cause the product to be less effective. Lie on your left side with the right knee slightly bent. Using your finger, gently insert the suppository well up into the rectum, pointed end first. After insertion, stay in position for 15 to 20 minutes if possible until you feel a strong urge to have a bowel movement. This product does not need to melt completely to produce an effect.

If you don't wash your hands before inserting a suppository, you can get anal poisoning. Rush knows, since he came down with a nasty bout of this illness after scoring some opiate suppositories, Trainspotting-style.

"What was that again about people listening to Rush?

#53 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2009-04-02 11:39 AM"

When I'm in my car at lunch, and espn radio goes to commercial, I turn to Rush, because I think he's entertaining and I want to know what the opposition is thinking. Same with Hannity. Interestingly, after lunch several of the righties here will be posting pretty much what El Rushbo and Hannity were just spewing on their shows. They are careful not to attribute the post to Rush, and they pretend they had an original thought, but they are clearly parroting what they've heard on the radio. Coincidence? I think not.

By the way, I think Cutler will end up going to the Browns.

Oh G-d no! Ron Paul saw an opening, but was not the man to fill it. I don't know who can fill it; perhaps we are too divided right now to find a middle ground, but I have full faith one will emerge.

#64 | Posted by kanrei

well I believe that as well. but its also important that we dont allow the left to define just how its supposed to be done either
moderates are not the answer either as we found out in 2008 when a moderate lost.
so will one walk through the foggy dawn like sebiscuit in the movie and save the country.
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
m good question

They are careful not to attribute the post to Rush, and they pretend they had an original thought, but they are clearly parroting what they've heard on the radio. Coincidence? I think not.

By the way, I think Cutler will end up going to the Browns.

#67 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2009-04-02 11:57 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusiv
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yeah you are right about some of this but you fail to also recognize that many of us also look to other sources as well and much more often than not, the info we get from those two is accurate.
and so tell us what the LIBERALS on the radio tell you...OH THATS right....they cant KEEP IT ON THE AIR long enough......

Touche, BLT, touche.

"Our government is now spending money on an unsustainable course."

Was is sustainable for the past 8 years????
Wars cost money....who knew????

And what to Republicans suggest today....more of the same.
More tax cuts for rich people.

#67 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2009-04-02 11:57 AM

Touche, BLT, touche.

#70 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2009

I like this post better...reminds me of the good old days

listening to that fat clown (or most of the other right wing loons) #41 | Posted by danni

I AM NOT FAT and I have never worn a big red nose or big floopy shoe

okay there was the time at convention but I WAS DRUNK...and its the way she wanted it....

Our government is now spending money on an unsustainable course."

Was is sustainable for the past 8 years????
Wars cost money....who knew????

And what to Republicans suggest today....more of the same.
More tax cuts for rich people.

#71 | Posted by danni at 2009-04-02 12

please....war cost money...of course if does and so does the deficit and all that obama is hiding in his budget 10 years from now instead of the 5 that they are looking at.

tax cuts is a proven spark for business...there are countless examples of cities giving TAX BREAKS to bring those businesses to thier area.
WHY IS THAT DANNI?

WHY IS THAT DANNI?

sorry young lady...not yelling...just emphasizing

Speaking of being a part of something, the New york time pulled reporter of the story about obamas ties to acorn just before the election, the reporter left a message that the reciever kept and has now given up. Keeps getting more interest as how scummy this bunch is.

Suckerers

Jewish muslims for Jesus

Shalom
Behead
God Bless

and if some cant figure out what I was saying, too bad.

Suckerers

Jewish muslims for Jesus

Shalom
Behead
God Bless

" he'll "come down with anal poisoning and may die from it."--Limbaugh

What the fuck does that even mean!?

.........#61 | Posted by Whatsleft

......Rush was remembering a time he did a rim-job on a young Dominican boy, and Rush's face broke out in hives after .......

......Rush can't die from it though.....he's built up a lot of immunity......

".....why.....what team does he play for ?......."

The Known Prescription Drug Abusers.

I hope I never live long enough to understand what motivates the people who actually watch and listen to Limpy. He has to be the most revolting human being currently drawing breath. Blech!

I hate 100% of what Limbaugh says, but there is no denying the fact that he is one of the greatest radio talk show hosts of all time. His voice is perfect for what he does. If he were an FM DJ, he would have been national as well. The man knows radio.

What exactly would the republican party have to gain by taking advice from an unprincipled liberal.

So thanks but no thanks for your advice allthough ::sarcasm:: I'm sure you give it with every desire to so us succeed.

#50 | Posted by oldmanklc

Who the hell are you to think you know me and call me an unprincipled liberal.

You just proved you haven't a clue trice. You don't know me and I am not unprincipled and I'm not a liberal, douchebag.

McCain wasn't the problem last time and you know it. Bush and Palin were the problems. McCain just forgot he used to have a brain and a philosophy, but figured, considering Bush and Rush, that he didn't need to use those.

And Rush, the dumb fuck that he is, was in the backgroud, always in the backgound, cheering on the people that actually try to DO SOMETHING.

That is why idiots like you love him, because he is the king of the idiots.

Hilarious! That is why I love Rush Limbaugh. Gordon Brown is a total Obama ass-kisser.

Rush is right - AGAIN!

Rush is right... of ATTILA THE HUN again!

Obama's happiness and the Liberals' satisfaction is not complete until Rush is totally absolutely silenced --- but looks like the unhappiness might multiply.

Keep singing, Rush and Savage.... I know you two are not doing it to avenge Palin but she appreciates the efforts.

screw the tub of shit known as Rush.

hmmmm...this just isn't getting the same level of buzz that the whole 'fail' statement managed to conjure.
Guess his fat ass will just have to come up with better hyperbole next time!
Good luck rushie-pooh, can't wait to see what that tumor between your ears craps out next!

What a disgusting, vile. vulgar poor excuse for a man Limbaugh is. Every time he opens his mouth he spews such ugly garbage. Well, I guess that matches his bloated big fat face.

Tobacco is a tenacious vigorous plant that is amazingly easy to grow; indoors or out.

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#39 | Posted by BENDOR
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Actually I think it's probably one of the dumbest things he's done so far. We're in the middle of a recession and Obama raised taxes on lower and middle class (Contrary to what he said during his campaign). I prefer to quit and help the socialistic S-Schip bill and the Tobacco industry fall. This will create more unemployment and force your messiah and your party to move on to alcohol and tax that to death. What was it that liberals use to demonize cigarettes? Oh yeah, it is responsible for millions of dollars in medical bills and property damage annually. Get ready liberals, you'll find out how smokers feel soon. If you bend over now, you'll be ready when it comes.

Lonnie

if you don't like rush, hannity etc., turn the channel. air america's probably just a few stations down.

oh, what's that you say? air america has no listenership?

well, public radio is just a few stations down...

WTF is this obsession with rush limbaugh?