More doom and gloom? Do you ever have any good news?

Hilarious stuff, Jeff. Keep it coming, I'm laughing so hard I stopped beating the paperboy.

Yeah, The good news is that people are waking up.
The good news is that we are not helpless, and there is power in knowledge.
The good news is that Jesus loves us, and has our back.

"I stopped beating the paperboy."
Is that what you call it these days?

Dude. You're Insane.

"Yeah, The good news is that people are waking up."

No, they're not Jeff, because there is nothing to "wake up" from. Leaving reality to live in your little fantasy world o' fuckedupness is not waking up, it's called self labotomization.

"The good news is that we are not helpless, and there is power in knowledge."

And what exactly is the collective weight of all the youtube videos you've posted going to do? NOTHING! Because it is all shit that has allowed weak, feeble minded paranoid people to latch on to something that makes them feel superior.

The Sky Is Falling!
The Sky Is Falling!

The pandemic is a "when" and not an "if" simply because that is how the flu virus evolves. Sooner or later, an antigenic shift is going to happen and create a pandemic strain. It's like an earthquake- you don't know when exactly, but you can count on it in the future.

The funny thing is, if our Illuminati masters are trying to depopulate the Earth, Jeff's type is going to be the first to go. It would be a shame to see him taint the gene pool with any more Danish floaters.

Keep chugging your colloidal silver, jeff. It's no substitute for a good tin foil hat, though.

The Illuminati stole part of my manhood. I don't know when it happened, but sometime after I turned 45, my 'paperboy' is not as robust and responsive as it was before, like when i was 30.

I think they took it a little at a time. First it started that I couldn't get it up when i drank too much booze, then one morning I woke up and it wasn't 'at attention'. then it failed me one day with my wife, for no apparent reason at all!

I know it was the illuminati, because they are the only ones with this kind of power. But I tricked them. I was able to get in an unscheduled 'session' while they weren't watching.

Take that Illuminati. You mojo stealing bastards.

The Illuminati stole part of my manhood.

Mine too; not an easy book to read at all, but Wilson tells a Hell of a great tale!

Mine too; not an easy book to read at all, but Wilson tells a Hell of a great tale!

#12 | Posted by kanrei

I agree. I supsect he will be dead before much longer. Last time I saw him, he was in a wheelchair and doing rallies for medical marijuana in california and he looked very old.

Kids like Jeffy don't seem to realize that Robert Anton Wilson and his 'lot' single handedly created the myth of the modern illuminati by weaving together facts, fictions and poorly kept secrets to form a highly intoxicating new potion. It is literature to be savored and re-read, but never to be taken literally. In that sense, it is just like the bible.

Lip.
He died about two years ago

He died about two years ago

#14 | Posted by kanrei

Dammit!! And this is how I find out?

You would think the illuminati could have kept him from dying.

I was able to get in an unscheduled 'session' while they weren't watching.

The Illuminati are always watching. They returned your mojo for a brief time so that they could video tape you and then pleasure themselves in front of one another while watching it, skull-and-bones style.