I'll get the ball rolling....

Me! *Jeff raises his hand*

This could be a very long thread....

On my word as a gentleman, I've done it numerous times...

Only yesterday.

Once, and nobody noticed.
I get accused of being drunk while posting sober.
Ah, hell, I'm going into the next room for a refill.

Guilty as charged, your Honor.

Moi?

Hans

How about high on weed? There seems to be a lot of stoners on Drudge these days.

Stoners make more sense than drunks so its probably a good thing?

-Stoners make more sense than drunks

But it takes longer.

Moi?

Hans

#7 | Posted by Hans

Grape Nehi doesn't count, Radar.

Drunk?....no.

Nicely toasted?...always.

I'll choose "C - All of the above"

Ok, who does a peyote button right before posting? C'mon now, be honest. Its not just me.

How about high on weed?

I think we should add that category to this thread and upon doing so it'll be like flies on stink once Danni sees this.

"C'mon now, be honest. Its not just me."

I think somebody needs to share.

-Ok, who does a peyote button right before posting?

Well, son, I haven't needed one since that first time... - Timby

Yes, I've blogged here drunk a couple of times.

This blog would not exist without drunk blogging.

Well, son, I haven't needed one since that first time... - Timby

#16 | Posted by Corky

FF!

It seems that since Obama's election black drunks and white drunks say hi to drunks of the opposite race more than before. -AmericanUnity

Daily .

how many of us have gotten drunk and blogged on the DR?

Maybe a better question would be "Who posts here sober"? LOL

surely most of you have better things to do when you get louded or shitfaced??

There are no breaks from partisan hackery on the retort you fence sitting faggot.

The leftwing pant pissers post while slightly giddy from White Zin. When they get a little butch it's obviously the Zima's talking.

In summation, liberals hate america.

"In summation, liberals hate america."

Damn right. And we're destroying it as fast as we can.

Fortunately, for us, we've got plenty of moronic, rightwing pant pissers, such as yourself, to help facilitate matters.

I think 101 was fishing for Danni snapper?

I've never posted drunk. On the rare occasion I am drunk, I'm not near a computer and don't care to be. The last time I drank was Christmas Eve, before that, maybe last April...

But if I'm here posting, I'm breathing, so it is safe to say a bud was recently cashed.

Are you kidding how in the hell would any sane person be able to read some of the posts on here without the benefit of a little hooch much less respond as do I without pissing people off...

Glad to have finally inspired discussion.

=)

Arrested For Bloggin While Stoned

(sung to the tune of zz top - arrested for driving while blind)

When you're blogging down the 'sphere at night
And you're feelin' that wild turkey's bite
Don't give johnny walker a shot
Cause jack black is right by your cot
You might get taken to the jailhouse and boned
You've been arrested for blogging while stoned

Ok, who does a peyote button right before posting? C'mon now, be honest. Its not just me.

#13 | Posted by SanAntonioRogue

I usually wait till I vomit then I blog. Puke on the keyboard is bad.

"In summation".....fool for a client.

Smoke em if ya got em!

Let's have another shot of "red eye." Make it the finest in the land.

But wait. What about the pot-users? Does it make them more mellow?

What about the opiate users? What about psychedelic users?

Are the ones who get particularly exercised, those who use uppers?

Is there anyone posting here, other than me, who is not alcohol, tobacco, or drug dependent? I am beginning to "feel the virtue."

dependent?

No...

I do enjoy my whiskey though.

HMMMM...I thought this thread would end up being funnier.

Corky saved the day!

HMMMM...I thought this thread would end up being funnier.

#35 | Posted by Lisa

there is nothing funny about blogging, especially on this site.

now drinking otoh is funny as hell.

you know what else is funny? accidentally farting while you're drinking. that's pretty funny.

have you ever got a twitchy eye in a situation when you should never have a twitchy eye, like at a job interview? that's not funny at all.

once or twice.

serious.

Have gotten drunk and blogged? Hell, I'm doing it right now! (hiccup)

The best part is when you go back and read what you posted previously in your drunken stupor, only to realize you were just saying those things to get people "riled up."

All smiles.

drink then drudge
drudge then drink

the way I see it, it's the ol' chicken/
egg..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Can't face reality, get drunk and post and that can be clearly seen here daily by the unthoughtout posts here.

Used to like talking with Inni when she had a few Captain morgans and drudge was a whole lot rules free. Posted the character of morgans as a little man on the post but RCADE didn't like that too much.

would #40 make sense if I were sober?

and, furthermore to the point regarding..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzz

you know what else is funny? accidentally farting while you're drinking. that's pretty funny.

#36 | Posted by Lipzoidial

There's nothing funny about farting when you're drunk. Usually your ass is plastered to the couch, and "it" can't fucking escape. So you lean over a little and spill your drink; where the fuck are the laughs here?

Ok, who does a peyote button right before posting? C'mon now, be honest. Its not just me.
#13 | Posted by SanAntonioRogue

I usually wait till I vomit then I blog. Puke on the keyboard is bad.
#30 | Posted by chickenrancher at 2009-03-04 04:10 PM

Yet, you continually post vile spew? Strange.. :]

Diffuse it with lemonade and you won't need to vomit the rest of the button.

wuh? and waste a good buzz?

where the fuck are the laughs here?

#42 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE

That stuff is never funny if it happens to you, it's only funny when it happens to someone else

When I was a kid, I used to hang out in this one park - always someone to play sports with. This park also had a fairly large number of bums & boozers and ordinary people taking a break. Sometimes I'd sit and listen to them discuss politics, economics, even philosophy. Every now and then someone would stand on a table and be the prototypical "park preacher". The DR constantly reminds me of that.

Right now...

This calls for a bong hit.

Dude, do it upside down.