Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Rush Limbaugh's doctor has issued him with a severe warning. The popular radio show host's ballooning weight, has now passed 400 lbs. Dr. Ted Greene of Miami said that if Limbaugh did not get his weight under control quickly, he could do permanent damage to his already fragile health.

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What's up with the link, Skizzy?

I wonder if Limbaugh thinks he's really the Aga Khan and he'll get his weight in diamonds on his birthday.

What's the matter Skizziks? Couldn't find a Palin story?

I think you have him confused with Barney (I never met a cock i did not like) Franks.

#2 | Posted by chickenrancher

......I've got it straight......

....Barney's the one that does not need Oxycontin and Viagra on his sex vacations......

What's the matter Skizziks? Couldn't find a Palin story?
...#5 | Posted by wisgod

.........who ?...........

What's up with the link, Skizzy?
....#3 | Posted by Angrydad

....just bored.....

....I shoulda stayed in bed today......

....Barney's the one that does not need Oxycontin and Viagra on his sex vacations......

#6 | Posted by skizziks at 2009-03-04 11:02 AM | Reply Flag: Experience Talking

Rush the Hutt

(ya gotta love Michael Steele as Princess Leia!)

www.alternet.org

How nice! Rush seems very popular on the Ol' DR today.


Rush the Hutt

(ya gotta love Michael Steele as Princess Leia!)


NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! THE Golden Bikini is an icon and that is wrong! Argh! That is just... i am going to be sick!

www.dccc.org

Making it easy for Rushpublicans to apologize.

I'm personally going to have two dozen Krispy Kremes delivered to his studio every day. I won't be satisfied until I see a photo of him looking like Mr. Creosote. A snarky man would be tempted to infer that ElRushbo is just trying to get his body to match his ego.

One little wafer-thin mint.

The word of the day is...gluttonous.

Rush is a good wholesome and honest man. You can see this as well as all his kindness and Beauty radiating from his angelic face.

God Shines on Him

Sincerely

murphy

Rush is a "conservative" First ---- a tolerable Human Being Second!

There is a Difference!

Sincerely

murphy

I hope Rush doesn't insist on getting on top. Those poor little boys! herm

I hope Rush doesn't insist on getting on top.
........#16 | Posted by herm

......he doesn't so much fuck, as roll back and forth, like an old style desk blotter.....

But you do get your money afterward, and that's what really counts.

But you do get your money afterward, and that's what really counts.

#18 | Posted by cookfish

I knew you were a mercenary fish. I just thought Rush liked 'em younger.

Wow...he is getting really big.
You have to wonder why people with as much money,education, and resources... like Rush,Rosie, and Oprah let themselves get so unhealthy.

400# is an Oprah and a Rosie combined, with a Britney (in her chunky phase) thrown in.

......four hundred pounds ?........

.....I thought that was just his head........

BIG deal.

400 lbs. of pure Bullshit that most people lap up!

Picture that for a minute.

Jabba the Ruuuuuush!

A PSA from El Rushbo:

Sucking off Dominican cabana boys can result in a rapid weight gain.

Gravitas, baby, gravitas.

Hmmm, seems as though my puppet has taken a liking to my material (Jabba the Mohr and Larry the Hut...).

Even with your lack of a GED, you're too smart to be Northgay's second handle, but you share his fondness for stealing other people's work.

Hmmm, seems as though my puppet has taken a liking to my material (Jabba the Mohr and Larry the Hut...).

Even with your lack of a GED, you're too smart to be Northgay's second handle, but you share his fondness for stealing other people's work.

#28 | Posted by 101Chairborne

101, what the hell is this? Are you practicing non-sequitirs or does this have some special meaning to you? Is it an answer looking for a question? I noticed you put this on another thread where it wasn't referencing anything.

Lip,
#25. HBD has the chairborne flu in a bad way. When he isn't stalking me he's busy stealing my material.

And that's just his butt boil. You have to add another 200# for his head.

Sucking off Dominican cabana boys can result in a rapid weight gain.

#26 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2009-03-04 03:52 PM

It's all that extra protein.

Briwo, not to change the subject, but the Mrs. got me Season 6, part2 for my Birthday. Best fucking season ever...
I brought it up after your post about watching it on A&E.

Season 6 part2? Not following.

Nevermind, I just looked at my DVD set and I see there's Season 6 part1&2.

I also have at least 4 CD of the entire Soundtrack, and a bunch of bonus shit.

REally cool little collection she found.

Here's the link, although she paid about $150 less when she ordered Xmas afternoon. Brand new from the factory.

www.amazon.com

Rush for Congress!

He can hold down two seats.

I'm into this collection $600+. worth every penny. You are going to shit when you see the last season.
I won't quote anything from it.

A svelte Rush Limbaugh waits patiently for the school bus.

He reminded me of Tony Soprano in his all black outfit speaking to CPAC last weekend.

what a fat bastard

Now he can die in peace. Hopefully tomorrow.

#1 | Posted by cookfish at 2009-03-04 11:51 AM

. HBD has the chairborne flu in a bad way. When he isn't stalking me he's busy stealing my material.

#28 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2009-03-04 04:58 PM

"chairborne flu". a nice way of saying cheap tequilla and bad food shits the next day.

I'm noticing the article has nothing to do with the headline.

Oh and even if the article had something to do with it:

So? And Obama's black. Who gives a damn?

He also needs a daily cheesecake to go with his donuts, and endless bottles of Godiva.

The left's obsession with Rush is truly amazing. I guess I sort of kind of understand talking about his politics (though they turn me off so badly, I refuse to listen to him) but now they want to talk about his weight?

Get over this dude, you guys! LOL

He reminded me of Tony Soprano in his all black outfit speaking to CPAC last weekend.

#36 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2009-03-04 08:34 PM

Letterman said on his show that Rush looked like an Eastern European gangster with his slicked back hair, and open neck black shirt and black pants. hahaha

My apologies to all Eastern European gangsters.

CHRIS

Fuddedaboudit!

Or, as they say in the Russian Mafya:

Забудьте об этом

I wonder if they say "YO!" in all the mobs? LOL

Fuggedaboudit

(missed by 'that' much LOL)

Rush Limbaugh on that CPAC shindig reminds Me of an obese member of the grease gang from the Movie grease. Oh and whats with the fist thumping?? Looks like some Junior High School club sign. You know the type that they made up so they could appear cool?? Too bad His last name doesn't end in a vowel. He would make a "Great" gangsta.

Larry

Brylcreem, A little dab will do Ya.

Rush Limbaugh on that CPAC shindig reminds Me of an obese member of the grease gang from the Movie grease

How can you stand to watch him, Larry. The guy makes me want to wretch.

I don't know. I guess it comes from being a member of a Large sized family. It's either that or I am an idiot Goatman. Take Your pick.

Larry

They should rename that WOWOWOW blog 'Bonerdeath', those be some raunchy, ugly ass skanks.

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