Burger out of Lemonade?
That's a genuine emergency-ya'all jus' wanna persecute an old guy.

Geez... you take the time and use the gas to drive to BK and they don't have what's on the menu?

I'm shocked I tell you.

Just like granny sed...

"If life gives you lemons make lemonade.

But if Burger King doesn't give you lemonade call 9/11."

Already signed off but just had to stop by and say...

Where did this happen?

Florida?

Bwa hahahahahahaha
Bwa hahahahahahaha

And so on and so forth.

Be Well.

/Really gone now.

Police! police! They didn't hold the pickle or the lettuce.

Think this guy might have had something besides lemonade to drink before he dialed 911? lol

Really gone now.

Good night, Tater. Sweet dreams.

I'm going to catch some sleep now too.

Obama voter. i bet yall are glad you have something in common with this loser.

Obama voter. i bet yall are glad you have something in common with this loser.

#6 | Posted by noobama

As bad as this clown is, I think I'd actually rather have something in common with him than with someone like you.

There was a recording of a woman doing the same thing in California a few years ago.

Funny as hell to listen to.

She wanted the police to enforce her western whapper with cheese.

Cant wait to hear the audio for this one.
Two of my good friends used to manage burgerkings right after Highschool.

They would relentlessly fuck with customers just to keep bordem at bay.

There was a recording of a woman doing the same thing in California a few years ago.

#8 | Posted by Valisk

There was another one just a few weeks ago posted here on the DR. I thought this was a rerun of that, but I guess not.

Personally, I always get good service at Taco Bell. : )

Personally, I always get good service at Taco Bell. : )

Posted by SanAntonioRogue at 2009-02-10 08:51 AM | Reply

I bet Your bowels are regular. LMAO

Larry

For the most part, I despise fast-food restaurants.

Taco Bell being a major exception.

I could easily eat Taco Bell once per week - in my high school days I ate there almost every day.

I could easily eat Taco Bell once per week - in my high school days I ate there almost every day.

#11 | Posted by JeffJ

I managed a Taco Bell waaaaay back in college. I'm still (sadly) addicted all these years later. It is, of course, my only vice.

I managed a Taco Bell waaaaay back in college. I'm still (sadly) addicted all these years later. It is, of course, my only vice.

Completely understood.

For the most part, I eat pretty healthy. however catch me driving by a Taco Bell and I have to fight my hands to keep the wheel on a straight course.

Didn't somebody do the same thing just a few weeks ago?

Big Deal. I called 911 a couple of weeks ago because my car was snowed in

i like more ice than soda when i go to fast food places - if i don't get it the way i order it, i look at my children and say, "wanna see me go all serial mom on them?"

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAH
AHAHA!

#16 | Posted by nanc

If you find a fast food place that doesn't put in more ice than soda, let me know.

Actually San in all the fastfood places by me that aren't self serve with their drinks its like pulling teeth to get them to put a decent amount of ice in the soda. Usually I get the nastiest looks if I ask for more ice.

Figure it would be the opposite problem and yet there I sit with a cup of piss warm soda

Why do I see some sort of BS lawsuit against Burger King coming out of this somehow? I mean seriously, it would just be easier for them to settle so I'm sure some parasitic, ambulance chasing POS lawyer is already on it.

I took a girl out on a first date to BK just last week. I had a coupon. She likes BK. This week I may do something nicer like applebees and a movie.

I took a girl out on a first date to BK just last week. I had a coupon. She likes BK. This week I may do something nicer like applebees and a movie.

That's SO sweet! Could their be a heart underneath that crusty exterior.

Q: Why did Dairy Queen marry Burger King?

A: Because he had a big WHOPPER!

I called 911 a couple of weeks ago because my car was snowed in
#15 | Posted by timbci

Well, somebody's gotta deliver those donut orders to the station. It's your job, isn't it? So do it.

I like more ice than soda when i go to fast food places...
#16 | Posted by nanc

So it's YOU I have to blame for 3 sips of coke and a cup full of ice!!! I usually ask for "light ice" and still get a drink that is only 1/2 soda.

Jeff, Sanan - Taco Cabana is better ;^)

Oh, on topic - it's idiots like this guy who tie up the 911 lines so real emergencies don't get through. At least they charged him.

Jeff, Sanan - Taco Cabana is better ;^)

Oh, on topic - it's idiots like this guy who tie up the 911 lines so real emergencies don't get through. At least they charged him.

#23 | Posted by bartimus

I used to go to Taco Cabana a lot when I lived in Dallas. Sadly, there are none in the great white north of Cleveland.

good morning SA

boy do I have some information for you, but I think that I will hide it until the last minute and then spring it on you.
you know just like the liberal fucks in dc are doing with socialism and its health care provisions.

as to this issue

well I agree...isnt this what liberalism and nanny government is all about.
this poor guy was probably another duped voter who voted for bho and so now he expects the government to help him to even get his order right.
isnt this what all of you voted for last november..

(he said with tongue in cheek)

No Del Taco's 'round these parts either. I love their green burrito's.

(he said with tongue in cheek)

#25 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2009-02-10 11:15 AM | Reply | Flag

That's NOT a tongue dumbass.

from nooner

it was on rush on the show and I believe him whether you do or not.

#128 | Posted by afkabl2

No problemo Ish Kabibble. From now on I'll just quote things I hear on Olbermann as unquestioned fact and expect you to believe it. Don't know why I waste my time with those pesky links to actual news sources anyway.

#136 | Posted by SanAntonioRogue at 2009-02

and thats okay with me because if you do I am fairly certain that I would show you more respect than I ever get when I repeat something from rush.
so go right ahead but I reserve the right to be considered on my remarks about him as you expect me to consider on remarks of rush.
two way street in other words.

sonic. they always want to drown my precious ice cubes with soda. they have the best ice - the small pebble type. love it. i've taken to ordering one of their route 44's with JUST ice - it's only a dime!

I called 911 a couple of weeks ago because my car was snowed in
#15 | Posted by timbci

Well, somebody's gotta deliver those donut orders to the station. It's your job, isn't it? So do it.

Sarvey it sounds like you are speaking from experience. I don't deliver food. I am not from Mexico.

That's NOT a tongue dumbass.

#27 | Posted by Reagan58 at 2009-02-10 11

ah good...starting off the day with some wit and humor....

I know its not....its a size 44 DOUBLE D breast..last time I asked her.....

so eat your heart out....

20 bucks says the guy is a republican.......

and of course even I was speaking sarcastically..there is truth in the statement.

and thats okay with me because if you do I am fairly certain that I would show you more respect than I ever get when I repeat something from rush.
so go right ahead but I reserve the right to be considered on my remarks about him as you expect me to consider on remarks of rush.
two way street in other words.

#28 | Posted by afkabl2

You don't deserve any respect for quoting anything from Rush as fact, unless you can back it up... anymore than I would expect respect for quoting anything from Olberman as fact without being able to support it.

I won't defend this guy--he is clearly a moron and should be prosecuted but...

In some cities, people are required to call 911 even for non-emergencies (ie, things w/out immediate risk to life or limb). My car was broken into last year in the middle of the night and I waited until 9:00am to call the police when the department opened. I was told to call 911.

You don't deserve any respect for quoting anything from Rush as fact, unless you can back it up... anymore than I would expect respect for quoting anything from Olberman as fact without being able to support it.

#34 | Posted by SanAntonioRogue at

okay so that line is drawn in the sand.

so lets now talk about the census question???

my link will be the constitution of the United States of America.
but I am sure that you will 'poo poo' that too unless it suits your purpose.

and then later on we can discuss the issue of socialism in this stealfromus bill JUST NOW BROUGHT OUT OF the depths of the huge bill.
and my link there will be the wall street journal as well as democrat senator from montanna.

the above is just to give you a chance for a little show prep...lol

Taco Bell?

A couple of their chili cheese burritos once and it took almost 10 minutes for a small rental office to completely clear out.

That stuff has to be really, really bad for you.

A couple of their chili cheese burritos once and it took almost 10 minutes for a small rental office to completely clear out.

That stuff has to be really, really bad for you.

Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2009-02-10 11:34 AM | Reply

Just like Krystals. I used to get 24 of their little hjamburgers and sit down to eat. 30 Minutes later it was like an Atomic Bomb going off. WOWZER talk about stink wooooooooweeeeeeeeee.

Larry

20 bucks says the guy is a republican.......

#32 | Posted by Kenoosh at 2009-02-10 11:22 AM | Reply

Republicans eat at McDonalds.

Just like Krystals. I used to get 24 of their little hjamburgers and sit down to eat. 30 Minutes later it was like an Atomic Bomb going off. WOWZER talk about stink wooooooooweeeeeeeeee.

Larry

#40 | Posted by LarryMohr at

WOW...thanks larry bud for that discriptive little look into your eating habits.......

so maybe now I can talk about how I have become 'regular' as of late.....lol

my link will be the constitution of the United States of America.
but I am sure that you will 'poo poo' that too unless it suits your purpose.

#36 | Posted by afkabl2

Are you talking about this?

White House Census Power Grab May Violate the Constitution...

...Here's an argument that it's unconstitutional for the president to take over the Census from the secretary of commerce. It goes like this: Article I, Section 2 of the Constitution provides for an "actual enumeration" and a statute passed by Congress provides that the duties under this clause are to be performed by the secretary of commerce. Article I is about the legislative, not the executive branch. Hence, it is argued, the president can't substitute a sampling for the enumeration required to be done by the secretary.

Then what the hell was he doing at Burger King?

Fast food is disgusting. 20 dollars says this guy is a fat fuck. They are the only people who get this irate about food.

The scariest past is that someone so stupid has access to and is allowed to operate a motor vehicle.

Ohhhh, that George Bush!

"Taco Cabana is better ;^)"

If you're drunk.

The only problem then is you can't tell if the vomiting is induced by the booze or food.

There's actually been some research into food preferences and political party membership. As much as I'd like to engage in a Mongoloid discussion like "This guy is f'ing retarded so he must vote for Obama", the article below is a fun read.

Dr Pepper is a Republican soda. Pepsi-Cola and Sprite are Democratic. So are most clear liquors, like gin and vodka, along with white wine and Evian water. Republicans skew toward brown liquors like bourbon or scotch, red wine and Fiji water.

Dr Pepper is a Republican soda.

#49 | Posted by KnowsTooMuch

From Wacko Waco, Texas. Doesn't get much more conservative than that!

How can both Pepsi and Sprite both be Democratic. Sprite is made by coca-Cola

The only time I have called 911, it wasn't technically an emergency.

About a month ago, there was a very bad ice storm and the police blocked off a portion of the highway; of course, it was the portion I needed to traverse to go home. I would come to find out that the plan was to shut down a portion of the highway at a time, and have the trucks drop some salt to help the roads clear up. Sitting in my car, freezing rain falling. Two hours pass. No movement. "911 would know what the hell is going on... Is there an accident I can't see?... When will we start moving?..." These thoughts combined with the prospect of running out of gas make the decision for me. I give it about 45 more minutes and at this point I've listened to 3 of my 6 albums in the disc changer all the way through. I'm sooo bored.

So I called 911. Wasn't an emergency, didn't get arrested. She was actually polite for a woman with such an incredibly stressful job.

But calling 911 over a fast food order? What can you expect? You think the people working in there really CARE about your satisfaction? Yeah, right.

Sonovabitch ought to be fed half-a-dozen triple Whoppers with cheese. Intravenously.

Seriously, anyone who abuses 911 like this should be lifetime ineligible for 911 response. Yep, let their fat, ignorant, arrogant ass die. Don't need 'em in the gene pool.

I once called the cops because of a Burger-King (reverse pick-pocket) incident.

For you fast foodies and just to whet your appetites, we used to see in counseling two on the evening shift at a local chain taco joint. They were in court-ordered sexual deviant therapy for a different reason but both confessed to ejaculating into the food every shift. The refried beans container was the favorite "target". Bon appetit!

both confessed to ejaculating into the food every shift.

Hold the pickle!

Be Well.

Posted by bumpkin44 at 2009-02-10 10:53 PM

... both confessed to ejaculating into the food every shift. The refried beans container was the favorite "target". Bon appetit!

If you ever call 911 and then change your mind, don't hang up. The cops will come and ask what you were doing.

(he said with tongue in cheek)

#25 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2009-02-10 11:15 AM | Reply | Flag

That's NOT a tongue dumbass.

#27 | Posted by Reagan58 at 2009-02-10 11:16 AM | Reply | Flag:

No, but it is wet.

He then called 911 to say that a Black man
had broken into the White House.