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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

When asked about the recount and how it is affecting him personally, Coleman said he starts every day with a prayer and that he knows "God wants me to serve."

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.......maybe God just wants him to "serve" time on those corruption charges......


......cause if God wanted Coleman to serve in the Senate, God would have slipped him a few more votes......

I want him to STFU.

"God wants me to serve."

If God wanted Coleman to serve as Senator then God wouldn't have bothered to put him into a runoff vote against Al Frankin, would He?

Aren't we in Iraq because Bush said "God spoke to him" about going to war?

All these politicians sure seem to have a one on one real "up close and personal" relationship with God none of the rest of us seem to get. God usually works in more subtle ways. I've never heard God's actual (((voice))) come booming out of the night to tell me something. Guess it's 'cause He must think I'm a bad girl?

I've never heard God's actual (((voice))) come booming out of the night to tell me something. Guess it's 'cause He must think I'm a bad girl?

#4 | Posted by CalifChris

........you just can't hear Him over the drone of the vibrator........

"Guess it's 'cause He must think I'm a bad girl?
#4 | Posted by CalifChris at 2009-02-09 03:17 PM"

Good girls go to heaven;
bad girls go everywhere else.

I want him to STFU.

I want him and Franken to STFU.

We've learned the hard way what happens when right-wingers say God thinks they are special.

"Bush told a Texan evangelist that he had had a premonition of some form of national disaster happening.

Bush said to James Robinson: 'I feel like God wants me to run for President. I can't explain it, but I sense my country is going to need me. Something is going to happen... I know it won't be easy on me or my family, but God wants me to do it.'"

www.guardian.co.uk

Bush, in his "special" way, was quite right. He himself was the national disaster.

Norm didn't get the memo. There were two of them. One dated 11/4/08, the other 1/20/09.

This claim alone should make him unqualified to represent sane people.


I'm always fascinated by how God takes such a specific interest in people's lives.

I need to get the rules straight? Is it possible that if God wants something, that he will not get it?

I mean, he created space, time, dimension and matter, surely he can swing an election.

Ooooh, that Coleman. I thought you were talkin' 'bout Gary.

Coleman Says 'God Wants Me to Serve'?????

I thought he ran for the Senate?




IF he REALLY wants to serve-he can get a job as a waiter at Denny's.

Coleman should shut up before people realize what a slimy POS he really is. Anyone claiming God wants them to serve is a liar or crazy, anyone who doesn't realize that is an idiot.

God, but probably not Jesus, Norm being one of them christ killers.

Shouldn't hearing voices disqualify one for high office?

so wonderfully typical

a man of faith makes a comment like this and he is skewered by people who are perfectedly happy with his oppenent in his seat even if he got that seat by theft and fraud.

sometimes I am so glad that many of you lefties are this way
there are some things that make me all warm and fuzzy knowing that they will never change.

NORTHGUY

please dont mistake my comments to mean that you make me all warm and fuzzy............

Real simple.

"God" doesn't vote.

God emailed me yesterday and said Norm Coleman is a fruitcake and a fraud. He inserted a jpeg of a fruitcake just for effect. God is such a kidder.

In canada, a statement such as this one would disqualify this clown from serving office.

the concept of separation of church and state seems to be a GOP thing for you guys: good on paper.

Both these guys make me sick. Can't we just stick Goldy Gopher in there for the next six years?

"Bush said to James Robinson: 'I feel like God wants me to run for President. I can't explain it, but I sense my country is going to need me. Something is going to happen... I know it won't be easy on me or my family, but God wants me to do it.'""

Of course what he means by "God" is Uncle Dick but that's a whole other thing...

I don't know what his purspose is to use that statement now, as if a whole bunch of people will fight to get him in... which they should not.
You always have to have suspicion when God is used in this format. Why let everyone know that?

Reminds me of a passage of Scripture:
Matthew 6:1-7, 16-18

1"Beware of practicing your righteousness before men to be noticed by them; otherwise you have no reward with your Father who is in heaven.
2"So when you give to the poor, do not sound a trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, so that they may be honored by men. Truly I say to you, they have their reward in full.
3"But when you give to the poor, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing,
4so that your giving will be in secret; and your Father who sees what is done in secret will reward you.
5"When you pray, you are not to be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on the street corners so that they may be seen by men. Truly I say to you, they have their reward in full.
6"But you, when you pray, go into your inner room, close your door and pray to your Father who is in secret, and your Father who sees what is done in secret will reward you.
7"And when you are praying, do not use meaningless repetition as the Gentiles do, for they suppose that they will be heard for their many words.

16"Whenever you fast, do not put on a gloomy face as the hypocrites do, for they neglect their appearance so that they will be noticed by men when they are fasting Truly I say to you, they have their reward in full.
17"But you, when you fast, anoint your head and wash your face
18so that your fasting will not be noticed by men, but by your Father who is in secret; and your Father who sees what is done in secret will reward you.

God may want him to serve, but the devil is going to get his way on this one.

When asked about the recount and how it is affecting him personally, Coleman said he starts every day with a prayer and that he knows "God wants me to serve."

Okay Norm, I will have a Big Mac and fries with a large coke.

To go...

That statement alone should disqualify him from holding any public office.

Funny how God lines up exactly with Coleman's personal ambitions.

News for you Norm: GOD DOESN'T VOTE!

The good news is that you've successfully created God in your own image when God hates all the same people you do.

He must have the same God as my bartender.

hey Colemen-you were not so hot when God let you serve...

...and do us all a favor: let Franken serve-at least we'll have a comedy of nonsense...reminds me of Samuel Clemens: "Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....But then I repeat myself"

God also wanted Mohammed Atta to fly a plane into the World Trade Center and wanted George Bush to invade Iraq. So far God's batting a thousand.

I love how we rely on hairy motherfuckers to tell us what God wants. I started growing out some facial hair, and lo and behold, I told someone to steal all of the condoms from the 7/11 for the greater glory of god, and he did.

Maybe god wants him to serve, but surely Franken on the other side of the net stands ready to smash back anything inside the baseline. herm

What restaurant would hire him?

God wants me to be rich. I'm OK with that.

I would imagine that if God wanted him to serve on the Senate or Congress then God would also want him to serve for minimal to no salary as well, since he probably has money to live on at the present time.

Since it was Jesus who said, "for the Son of Man has no place to rest His head..." and also "sell all that you have and come follow me"

Now of course it is not that every person has to do this but in this case I don't think the man necessarily needs all the monetary advantages of the position, the vacation, the pension, the free healthcare etc.

If he was offering this as part of the deal then I would be a little more convinced.

Formula: God wants me to serve - so you can't doubt me or question anything I do beause here on in because you will also be questioning and doubting God and thats punishable by eternal hell_fire! Amen!

Bush thought God wanted him to serve too. Asshole.

God just told me to smack you up side yo head Bibba!

That's supposed to be "Bubba" for you people of high intellect.

Well, there are plenty of wonderful restaurants
in Minnesota where he can do just that.

Y'all are wrong about God not having a vote, He gets the LAST vote.

...And I'm waiting for it.

"Coleman said he starts every day with a prayer and that he knows "God wants me to serve."

I wonder how this would have went over if he said he started every day with a prayer towards Mecca and that he knows "Allah wants me to serve."

Even in the United States God would only have one vote, Coleman is a fucking Idiot!!!! Very typical for the Republican Conservatives ASSHOLES.....

Heres your coveralls,pick and bag...now go serve the state and start picking up highway garbage!

a Marine buddy was conned into going to a bible thumping church where pastor kept stating "God told me", so my buddy shouted out "God talked to me last night", the pastor asked "what did he say?", the response he gave to the pastor was "God said you are an asshole", then he left (quickly)

"God said you are an asshole", then he left (quickly)

#46 | Posted by VMA224

I would hope so.......

and start picking up highway garbage!

#45 | Posted by jubal_harshaw

Good thing you didn't say "trash"-he'd have ended up hanging out in Men's rooms up and down the Expressway looking to "pick-up" trash...

I wonder how this would have went over if he said he started every day with a prayer towards Mecca and that he knows "Allah wants me to serve."

#43 | Posted by ZOT at 2009-02-11 11:45 AM | Reply | Flag:

That wouldn't be acceptable...wrong imaginary friend.

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