Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Friday, February 06, 2009

Lawyers for Democrat Al Franken told Minnesota's highest court Thursday that he should be certified as the winner of his tight Senate race with Republican Norm Coleman -- without waiting the months it may take for the courts to resolve Coleman's separate lawsuit over the recount, which gave Franken a 225-vote advantage.

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This is getting absurd.


They could arm wrestle for it. Or maybe MN should just give to whichever one isn't currently under investigation....

Pistols at daybreak....

Franken should quit being a whiny bitch and just accept the results of the court. They'll probably land in his favor anyway.

I thought the "problem" with the 2000 election was that they couldn't recount the votes in time. And so, MoveOn.Org was formed so that we'd be stuck in 2000 during Bush's terms in office.


Seems like we'd want to avoid that, Al. You don't want to be stuck in 2008 now, would you?

Let every vote be counted; every voice be heard. Let no dangling chad go unexpected. No absentee ballot not reviewed.

I thought the "problem" with the 2000 election was that they couldn't recount the votes in time. And so, MoveOn.Org was formed so that we'd be stuck in 2000 during Bush's terms in office.

I think you've got that exactly bass ackwards, professor.

Why do you think they're called "moveon"?

Why do you think they're called "moveon"?


#6 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine


WHY??

"And so, MoveOn.Org was formed "

MoveOn was formed in response to the Clinton impeachment.

BTW, moveon was around before the 2000 election.

WHY??
#7 | Posted by chickenrancher

Ugh... okay, here's a clue... its in the definition of the term.

D'oh. I really stepped in that one.

The court needs to put someone in NOW! The stimulus is being voted on and Minnesota is underrepresented with only one Senator and the nation is being done a disservice by there only being 99 Senators voting on such an important bill.

"Pistols at daybreak...."

Franken would welcome that challenge, his hobby is quick draw....he was a national champion or something like that...he talked about it on his old radio show.

He Al, sit down and STFU. This is the 5th time we've told you. -The Minnisota Judiciary.


Pistols at daybreak....

#3 | Posted by American1st at

ah yes just like the first PEOPLES PRESIDENT>..

andy jackson who died with two bullits in his body.
one from a duel and one from an attempted assination.

HEy instead why not put them on one of those paint war fields?

he talked about it on his old radio show.

#13 | Posted by danni at 2009-02-06 11:


thank you for that information. I remember when I was little they had a quick draw contest. Little did I know that being quick on the "DRAW" would come back later to haunt me....LOL

and oh by the way..

good morning yound lady
and wasnt that radio show on air america?
what ever happened to that network?

Pistols at daybreak....

#3 | Posted by American1st at 2009-02-06 11:14 AM |

Considering both proponents, it would prolly by hair pulling and a pillow fight.

"The court needs to put someone in NOW!"

Yeah - why bother with the whole "properly counting the votes" thingy. Just put someone in!

so Bushlover are you saying you want to see him play paintball? I wish you knew how to write a coherent sentence. I am sure your students would have appreciated that too. Oh BTW I still haven't got my invitation to see your nonexistent rewards. Better get the knock offs ordered quick.

Air America. LOL

Wasn't his contract not renewed or in other words fired for no ratings.

It is real sad when you get fired from a bankrupt tv station with such a small market share.

Mark Green is doing a bang up job. Maybe he should run for Mayor again. He is amusing

well I certainly apologize if I offended your grammar sensibilities. I certainly hope that it doesnt worry you all day and keep you from being productive on this greatest of all days...fridays.

thank you so much for your concern for my "PUNCATIONAL" well being.

and rast..

as I explained to you in some detail, I will not "come out of the retort closet", if you will, without assurances that the personal information will not come back to me in ways that might bring harm or the like.
The bottom line is that I have not seen any reason to trust you with that information as I have on many more occasions than this one.

Minnesota should be penalized 1 senator until next term.

Next time around if they can run an election correctly, they get the seat back.

These douches should not be allowed to use the courts to destroy the democratic process.

I am so sorry rast to interupt you again but I left out one thing.
You see the comment about the paint ball thing was in response to the jockularity concerning how these two should settle this issue and I just thought that it might be humorous to ask if they would be willing to fight that way since it wouldnt actually hurt one of them.
I hope that explains it clearly enough for you.

AND PLEASE EXCUSE THE lack of commas in that post.
DAMN...I was THIS close.

"Yes, hurry. Obama needs my help to spend another $3.4 trillion this year!"

Ugh... okay, here's a clue... its in the definition of the term.

#10 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine


Thanks for that thoughful and clear definition.

DAMN...I was THIS close.


Story of your life, BLT. Now, listen to the nice library lady and let the kid have her turn at the computer.

NO ITS MY TURN

GET AWAY YOU LITTLE RUGRAT>.

sorry bout that...

Actually doc I am about ready to kick the teeth out of this guy next to me who is talking on the damn cell phone in the library

OH MARIAN>....MARIAN >..can you come and do something about this?

Holy shit. STOP POSTING.

oh wow

doc

I want to really apologize for all that bad writing in those posts.
I hope that, unlike some others today, that I havent damaged YOUR grammar sensibilities today either.

"what ever happened to that network?"

I am listening to it right now and no, he was not fired and his show had good ratings. He quit to go run for the SEnate which apparently, he has succeeded at.

Good ratings for a show no one listened to?

Good rating compared to what?, other Air America programs?

I am listening to it right now and no, he was not fired and his show had good ratings. He quit to go run for the SEnate which apparently, he has succeeded at.

#32 | Posted by danni at 2009-02-06 12:11


ah..nice way to slip that last little comment in there.
you are sure getting better at that in your old age.

I MEAN you retort old aGE....

but I am sure that once libs like the governor of michigan get thier way, air america will have a lot more listeners and more revenue that will help
HER HUSBAND WHO IS AN EXEC with air america.
no conflict of interest there, now is there?

it seems to be forgotten that Coleman is a first class jack ass and he got booted by the people. He wasnt invited back. Dont blame AL. Ronald McDonald could have booted norm out. Norm has already "moved on" he has another job

GEORGEISADICKHEAD; Al (The CLOWN) Franken wants the courts to OK His lead. The problem is the votes are from people who are dead.

He's baaaaaaaaaaaack!


And just as sharp as ever!

SANOBAMA: I am really upset with you. You told Drudge I was a conservative and Drudge being a liberal ASSHOLE suspended me. Obviously you liberals can't stand any completion.

I am really upset with you. You told Drudge I was a conservative and Drudge being a liberal ASSHOLE suspended me. Obviously you liberals can't stand any completion.

#38 | Posted by ozzieoswald


Oozie, you do make me chuckle so.


By the way, for the last time, there is no DRUDGE here you silly boy.

"You told Drudge I was a conservative and Drudge being a liberal ASSHOLE suspended me. Obviously you liberals can't stand any completion."

"Drudge" ought to suspend you again just for your whimpering.

#40 | Posted by nullifidian

Aww Null, you just can't stand the "completion".

-Obviously you liberals can't stand any completion.

Ha. Haha. Hahahaha!!

You told Drudge I was a conservative and Drudge being a liberal ASSHOLE suspended me.

Coupla things, first as previously mentioned THERE IS NO DRUDGE HERE.

Matt Drudge, the founder of the unfunny Retort parody site and non-blog, is currently hiding in his closet and checking up on his massive hat collection.

Go complain to him, why doncha?

Second, it's not yer righty leaning tendencies that get you in trouble hereabouts. We gots plenty of conservative types hereabouts and they don't get excommunicated by the blog-pope with anything like the regularity you do.

It aint yer politics, son, it's the fact that you are a MORONIC ASSHOLE.

Not trying to be cruel there but Spud just felt that somebody needed to tell you that simple truth.

Obviously you liberals can't stand any completion.

Whaa?

DR Left to Oozy: You complete us!

Damn, yer funny boy.

Not the good kind.

On Topic?

* head desk *
* head desk *
* head desk *

YEEEEESH!

S'rsly, by this point Spud is willing to see this settled with a best two out of three rock-paper-scissors competition.

* facepalm *

Be Well.

Go complain to him, why doncha?

Posted by dethspud


Unfortunately, Spud, we discovered a while back that Oozie (not the sharpest pencil in the box) had been under the impression he'd been posting on the Drudge REPORT, and was profoundly confused as to why the blog was so left-leaning.

There may not be enough *head - desks* to ever make sense of this loon.

"Screw the process, screw those uncounted votes. We finagled the count until it came up in my favor. Seat me now damn it!"

-- Al Franken --

At this point, anyone pulling for one candidate over another who does not live in that state is a partisan hack. The country should be more concerned about a stimulus bill being voted on and one of our states not being fully represented for the vote.

I would love to see Minnesota file an injunction against the Senate forcing them to hold off on this vote until all states have equal representation in the Senate.

SANOBAMA: I can see you are still the number one LIBERAL ASSHOLE on the liberal team.
PS I paid my federal Income Tax!

SANOBAMA: I can see you are still the number one LIBERAL ASSHOLE on the liberal team.
PS I paid my federal Income Tax!

#47 | Posted by ozzieoswald


I made it to Number 1?

YES!

Whoo hoo! I'm #1 - In your face!

PS: I paid mine too, along with my state and local.

Dear Nullifart: Didn't I see you on the news with BLOGO?

SANOBAMA: You remind me on some other ASSHOLE on TV.

I know. You remind me of Al (THE CLOWN) Franken.


Dear Nullifart: Didn't I see you on the news with BLOGO?

#50 | Posted by ozzieoswald at 2009-02-06 04:56 PM | Reply


You make me yearn for a BL2 post.
Piss off!

Dear Nullifart: Didn't I see you on the news with BLOGO?

#50 | Posted by ozzieoswald


Ouch. How devastating.

SANOBAMA: You remind me on some other ASSHOLE on TV.

I know. You remind me of Al (THE CLOWN) Franken.

#51 | Posted by ozzieoswald

Ouch. Yet another mortal wound.

Would Ozzieoswald, Repudtard and BL2 please report to the Principles Ofice?
Thank you.

SANOBAMA: *Head-Desk*? Is that where you give "MO"?

How are you getting along with Herb Moses?

WISGOD: Will report to the principles office right after you give me "MO".

Don't start with me, or you'll be wearing your ass for a hat.

"You make me yearn for a BL2 post.
Piss off!"

Nothing, absolutely nothing, would make me yearn for a BL2/AKAstupid post.

Don't start with me, or you'll be wearing your ass for a hat.

#58 | Posted by wisgod

I wonder how that would look on someone like Oozie who's already an asshat?

"SANOBAMA: I can see you are still the number one LIBERAL ASSHOLE on the liberal team.
PS I paid my federal Income Tax!"

#47 | Posted by ozzieoswald

Sanan's one of the better posters on this forum.

Now fuck off you incompetent pimply herpes oozing reemed out pisspoor excuse for a vagina.


The court needs to put someone in NOW! The stimulus is being voted on and Minnesota is underrepresented with only one Senator and the nation is being done a disservice by there only being 99 Senators voting on such an important bill.

#12 | Posted by kanrei


Kennedy isn't going to be there for the vote either.

Al needs to shut up--the courts figured it out--they have to count those 4800 ballots.

Al must be worried.

Kennedy isn't going to be there for the vote either.

#62 | Posted by MURPHY

According to CNN, Kennedy will be on the floor for the vote.

Yep--just saw the scroll--They are flying him in.

"Kennedy isn't going to be there for the vote either.

#62 | Posted by MURPHY "

If that's the case, it would be due to health conditions, not Retardican sore losers.

LIVE OR DIE: EAT SHIT you MORON! GIVE ME MO!

LIVE OR DIE: EAT SHIT you MORON! GIVE ME MO!

#67 | Posted by ozzieoswald

Isn't there a TV show called the biggest loser? You'd be a star, Oozie, a star!

The Biggest Loser is about who can lose the most weight. Hence the name is the Biggest Loser. It has absolutely NOTHING to do with the quality or lack thereof of a person.

Larry

I know Larry. It was a joke.

Get some coffee.

Ummmmm errrrrrr ummmmmm Oh. Ok Blame it on RIO

Larry

SANOBAMA: Your response explains why you are the number one ASSHOLE Liberal. I paid my taxes.

LIVEORDIE: Were you in Florida on February 5, 2009 with SANOBAMA?

"SANOBAMA: Your response explains why you are the number one ASSHOLE Liberal. "

I demand a recount! I'm number one!

FF for Null! #74

I demand a recount! I'm number one!

#74 | Posted by nullifidian

The king is dead... long live the king!

I'm #1 now! In your face Null!

...Al Franken...

[snicker]

The term freamt up and pounded insesantly by the left?

Disenfranchised voters.


Their votes deserve to be counted, until a judge says they are not to be counted. Unless you all don't want to listen to the judge. If so, then I'd say you are being hypocrites...AS USUAL!!!

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