Custom Official, "Is that a pigeon in your pocket, or are ya glad to see me?"

Custom official; 'Hey look, this guys got two peckers'.

WTF is up with an aubergine in his pants? Hahahaah!!! I've never even heard of an aubergine, but it looks like an eggplant.

Don't tell anybody, but "aubergine" is French for "eggplant."

No wonder it looks like one. I'd bet the one he had in his pants smelled like shit.

At the least it musta smelt of moldy ass.
2 pigeons in his pants?
What a dickwad-he should be beaten with a dead snake.

Dunderhead.

One passenger's response to the poor quality of in-flight meals...

A terrorist. One pigeon for each engine....

" It is not known whether the birds were of the racing variety or simply had sentimental significance for the alleged smuggler.

Joan Savage, from the Abbeyton pigeon lofts in Ayrshire, Scotland, said the most highly rated competitive birds could cost as much as 500,000, although it was far more common for homing pigeons to change hands for around 100. "

Valuable racing pigeons and here I thought they just made a nice dinner on a budget.

Maybe he was keeping the eggplant down there to give the pigeons something to peck besides his pecker...

It is not known whether the birds were of the racing variety or simply had sentimental significance for the alleged smuggler.

Simple to figure out-he stuck 'em down his pants-they were lovers.

Custom official; 'Hey look, this guys got two peckers'.

#2 | POSTED BY LIPZOIDIAL AT 2009-02-04 04:02 PM

three ;)

MIBEE A DINGO ITE IT. MIBEE A DINGO ITE YOUR PECKER.