Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Fresh off his stint as a war correspondent in Gaza, Samuel "Joe the Plumber" Wurzelbacher is now doing political strategy with Republicans. He's the featured guest of the Conservative Working Group, an organization of Capitol Hill staffers who meet regularly to chart GOP strategy for the week.

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Finally they found someone to listen to smarter than Bush.

I spent 2 hours today with a plumber and his name was Tony, not Joe.

Plus my plumber is ten times smarter than Joe.

Yeah stinks the high heavens huh Buffoon Boob. The GOP would be better off paying heed to what the entrenched Washington politicians and Wall St Bigwigs have to say like 0bama does right?

Sheez that stuff you're inhaling from those smokestacks on the moon must be primo.

BWHAHAHAHHAH too fucking hilarious for words. ROFLMMFAO

Larry

"Wurzelbacher, who became a household name during the presidential election. . ."

A household name? Oh, riiiight, like Cauliflower McPugg, Willy Lump-Lump, and Clem Kadiddlehopper.

There's an old saying that if everything is right then nothing is. The GOP should apply this rule to the usefulness of Joe the Plumber's opinions.

You know You're in a world of hurt when You start taking advice from a fucking dumbass.

Larry

You know You're in a world of hurt when You start taking advice from a fucking dumbass.

"This group is an organization of conservative Capitol Hill staffers who meet regularly to chart GOP strategy for the week."

Strategy of the week?? Egads, no wonder they're flapping around in the wind.

Some entertaining JTP quotes:

"Being a Christian, I'm pretty well protected by God. . ."

"Hey you! You wanna story? yah? GO FUCK YOURSELF! There's your story. Let's see you report that without slanting it."

Consider it done, JTP.

"Hey everyone! Yeah, you, the media! Gather round you too, guys gather round so I can tell you how much I hate the media paying attention to me. HEY YOU IN THE BACK, ARE YOU FILMING? Good. Because I really hate being on camera. Now let me tell you guys how to do your jobs by understanding absolutely nothing at all about journalism."

"Our job is not to provide pleasure or to make trouble, but to carry the pen into the wound."

HUH? Self-retorting retort!

Please, PLEASE Palin/Wurzelbacher 2012!

1) The Mayor of Mooseville.

2) Joe the unlicensed plumber.

Two of the best campaign tools for the Democratic party I have ever seen.

God Bless.

That oughtta get the GOP back on track.


I spent 2 hours today with a plumber and his name was Tony, not Joe.

Plus my plumber is ten times smarter than Joe.

#2 | Posted by CalifChris

This dumb guy was smart enough to get Obama to say "spread the wealth"

Plus my plumber is ten times smarter than Joe.

#2 | Posted by CalifChris

I guess he doesn't talk about how many tax evaders there are in obama's cabinet.

Anyone who supported Bush and his merry band of criminals for the last 8 years has no ground to condemn Obama and his merry band of criminals.

I guess he doesn't talk about how many tax evaders there are in obama's cabinet.

#12 | Posted by Sniper

Ouch!

What's wrong with you Libs? You want to raise taxes and spread the wealth, but you think that doesn't include you?

#11 | Posted by Eddie
"This dumb guy was smart enough to get Obama to say "spread the wealth"

Yeah Eddie, that was quite the deadly blunder...where is Obama now?

How sad.

This guy should go back to plunging crappers.

Joe the Plumber? Well, at least his approach to things is fairly transparent.

More than I can say for his party-mates. I think this says it all:

http://tv1.com/playlists/225


#11 | Posted by Eddie
"This dumb guy was smart enough to get Obama to say "spread the wealth"

Yeah Eddie, that was quite the deadly blunder...where is Obama now?

#15 | Posted by evilpolock

preparing to spread the wealth!

You will be damning the day you voted for him as you watch your American dream float away.

Most Americans believe what they hear in the MSM and vote that way instead of doing research.

That's where Obama is now!

Eddie:

"MSM"? You mean like Limbaugh/Hannity/Larsen/O'
Reilly/Savage/Coulter/The Washington Times/The Wall Street Journal/Fox news Corp et al?

Or is it the dreaded "MSM" label only for those you don't agree with?

I damned the day people like you voted for Bush, and America will be doing the same for many more years.

You know You're in a world of hurt when You start taking advice from a fucking dumbass.

#7 | Posted by LarryMohr

That is why we don't listen to what you have to say.

That's where Obama is now!

With a 2/3rds approval rating.

The American Dream started floating away in 2001 when the Bush Administration decided to give the country to the wealthiest people. Even Treas Sec Paul O'Neill was forced out for DARING to ask, "what about the middle class?" during discussions about the second round of tax cuts (which the middle class didn't get).

Cheney is reported to have gotten out of his chair, poked his finger in O'Neill's chest, and said, "Hey, pal! We EARNED THIS!!" (in reference to the wealthy getting even MORE tax cuts). They now pay about what they did before despite earning twice as much.

In case the fact has escaped you, the wealthiest in America saw their incomes double while middle class wages have remained stagnant. Those are the facts.

Where do you do your 'research'?

Joe the Dumber?

"I guess he doesn't talk about how many tax evaders there are in obama's cabinet."

Er...did Joe ever pay the $1200. he owes that state of Ohio???

Glass houses and all that....

I spent 2 hours today with a plumber and his name was Tony, not Joe.

#2 | Posted by CalifChris

you guys making a porno?

(sorry, that set-up was too inviting).

Lipz-couldn't be a porno-they're both guys.
Instead of 2 hours-it wouldn't have taken more than 6 minutes.......

This dumb guy was smart enough to get Obama to say "spread the wealth"

And then help Palin tank McToast. Remember "we're all Joe the Plumber" comment from Mr. 7 houses and 100,000,000 wifey?

Too bad the GOP couldn't find a real plumber who hadn't been on welfare to make their point. Or maybe that was the point, the GOP is out of touch with reality...

When does Sam the non-plumber return to visit family in Wasilla (what a coincidence) and maybe buy some meth from bristol's mom-in-law? Maybe he can take on Hockeystud as his apprentice.

Oh wait, you actually have to be a plumber to have apprentices.

"Lipz-couldn't be a porno-they're both guys."

Uh, Frank...Chris is a female.

"In case you weren't planning to attend CWG tomorrow morning, you might want to reconsider because Joe the Plumber will be joining us!" Kimberly Wallner, an aide to South Carolina Sen. Jim DeMint, wrote in a message to her e-mail list this afternoon. "

AHAHAHAHAHA!

This must be a Joke!

Chris: "That's some tool set you have there, Tony" LOL

The comedy version would have then ask, "So, Tony, what would you say are the benefits of the
Magna-Trak 200 Magnetic Locator over the 101?"

LOL

The great thing is, five months later, JtP still would flunk a basic multiple-choice test on (a) the progressive nature of tax brackets, and (b) the fact that businesses are taxed on net profit, not gross income. You could coach him on that for the next three years and he still wouldn't get it.

"Please, PLEASE Palin/Wurzelbacher 2012!" Yeah, a joke. A horrifying one. Having had a real president for four years, the voting public may not WANT to go back to mongoloid leadership. On the other hand, corporate bucks can convince folks to buy almost anything. herm

Joe will be feeding the multitudes with a single fish and a lone loaf of bread. Wine anyone?

keep it up Joe, keep the Republicans marginal!
Joe the Scab wants the GOP to be called "The Party of the Ingnorant" and is working hard to realize that goal!

he wanted a promotion to plumber's helper but couldn't get the license!

this fucker is as bad as Blogojevich...just won't go away...ever!

Deddie and Snoopy think everything would be roses if only Caribou Barbie was buying more clothes from Needless Markup.

The Liberal way
Bash the plumber, let the DC fat cats slide on tax evasion.

"CHANGE" - The biggest scam ever perpetrated on the American Public.

"Anyone who supported Bush and his merry band of criminals for the last 8 years has no ground to condemn Obama and his merry band of criminals." #13 | Posted by kanrei

That would also mean that "Anyone who bashed Bush and his merry band of criminals for the last 8 years has no ground to praise and stick up for Obama and his merry band of criminals."

KBM,
Yes, 100% correct and I am not defending Obama and his merry band of Criminals at all. That is why I made a point to include them in my statement.

I think the point with the Obama administration is at least a couple of the apointees are NO LONGER in contention. Bush kept his crooks around. At this point though I wonder if anybody in Washington, or in a position anywhere that makes them qualified for a cabinet position, doesn't have a tax problem or an illegal housekeeper.

I think the point with the Obama administration is at least a couple of the apointees are NO LONGER in contention.

But would they be if not for the stories getting out? Rush did not admit to having a drug problem until after it was reported, therefore he admitted it to counter the story, not to get help.

joe the plumber
rush limbaugh
sarah palin
equals
GOP? Wow, you can't have a more losing ticket! Keep going GOP, you will make it very easy for people to decide that your party should not even exist.


"I guess he doesn't talk about how many tax evaders there are in obama's cabinet."

Er...did Joe ever pay the $1200. he owes that state of Ohio???

Glass houses and all that....

#23 | Posted by danni

A lean against real estate without knowing it is quite common. I had $113.00 lean against my house for not paying a "Storm Water Tax" for 3 years before I knew about it. I didn't know about the tax either. When I went to buy the house I'm in now, the previous owner, a friend of mine had a $540.00 lean for taxes owed to the State and he didn't know about it until we got 3 days before the closing. That was embarrassing, but the state of Colorado is bad for doing that too.

So, did Joe evade taxes? Probably not. Did Obama's employees? YES!

Please, PLEASE Palin/Wurzelbacher 2012!" Yeah, a joke. A horrifying one. Having had a real president for four years, the voting public may not WANT to go back to mongoloid leadership. On the other hand, corporate bucks can convince folks to buy almost anything. herm

I heard the same thing in during the GOp Primaries in 2000. Somehow Donna Brazile lost and Gore lost his keys to the White House.

Joe the Dumber?

#22 | Posted by Reagan58

Joe the Tax Evader.

He will fit right in.

""There is a judgment lien against him for nonpayment of income tax," Barb Losie, deputy clerk of the Lucas County Court of Common Pleas, told ABCNews.com. "The state files hundreds of liens a day. It means he owes that money."

Losie said Wurzelbacher owes $1,182 from January 2007, but no action has been taken against him outside of filing the lien.

"There is no judge pulled, there is no attorney assigned... There is a 99 percent chance he doesn't know about the lien, unless he did a credit report or was ready to pay his taxes," Losie said.

A second lien has been filed in the courhouse against Wurzelbacher for $1,261 that he apparently owes St. Charles Mercy Hospital. That lien was filed in March 2007. "

It looks like he evades hospital bills as well.

Joe, I'm asking you as a fellow American who keeps up on national news, to please GO AWAY AND NEVER PRETEND THAT YOU'RE IMPORTANT EVER AGAIN.

I mean, Jesus Christ! You became a stupid campaign gimmick who meant absolutely nothing in the long run. Your 15 minutes of fame are over, and yet you still keep acting like you're just getting started!

GO AWAY, FOR THE SAKE OF ALL OF OUR SANITY.

(I hate you Joe)

It looks like he evades hospital bills as well.
#45 | Posted by 726

I see.

You don't like the message so you shoot the messager.

What part of "Spread the Wealth" do you not understand?

What Obama said was I'm going to take from the middle class and give to the lower class.

Joe just made him say it!

Hate Joe all you want. I think Joe is not all that smart and I think he shouldn't be behind a microphone, but what how he exposed Obama was genius!

Eddie,

So you see nothing wrong in a man not paying his bills?

Now that should be someone else's problem?

Why don't you cut a check to St Charles Mercy Hospital to clear it up for Joe?

I tell you what though, he does fit right in with the GOP strategy of not paying for services.

When is somebody going to come along and claim that the 'liberals' are afraid of him and that's why they keep Joe The (Insert occupation of the day here) in the news?

Yeah stinks the high heavens huh Buffoon Boob. The GOP would be better off paying heed to what the entrenched Washington politicians and Wall St Bigwigs have to say like 0bama does right?

Sheez that stuff you're inhaling from those smokestacks on the moon must be primo.

#3 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-02-03 02:55 AM | Reply | Flag:

???

Heh heh heh. Right, because we all know it was Obama who caused all of this and it was Obama who proposed the three-page bailout with no oversight.

GOP....all of a sudden, they're all so 'Mavericky'. You betcha!

DAMN IT...IT'S BEEN TWO WEEKS!! WHY HAVEN'T ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS BEEN SOLVED!!!

Joe's just the stalking horse candidate for Palin 2012. When they get to the GOPper Convention, she'll look like a great choice in comparison. Then she can agree to appoint him to her water cabinet.

And 726-isn't paying bills simply spreading your wealth around? God, nextyou'll be expecting saint srah to pay the taxes she owes.

BWHAHAHAHHAH too fucking hilarious for words. ROFLMMFAO

Larry

#4 | Posted by LarryMohr at 2009-02-03 05:19 AM

That's not surprising, words have never been your strong suite.

Joe the plumber is the perfect person that the republicans should listen to. He's the centrist that has not been poisoned by the leftist view that the government should wipe his ass at every turn.

He still thinks people should earn what they reap.

He, like many Americans know you can't provide government handouts like the Dems want to and sustain any sense of independence.

So he's looking for the republicans to provide an alternative.

Makes sense in a free world.

"Joe the plumber is the perfect person that the republicans should listen to."

Oh yes...please.

"Joe the plumber is the perfect person that the republicans should listen to."

Oh yes...please.

#53 | Posted by Danforth at 2009-02-04 01:14 AM

I see you have maintained your typical depth of thinking, as weak as it is.

No need to stress the grey matter.

"I see you have maintained your typical depth of thinking"

This guy claimed if Obama were elected, it would be the "death of Israel". Do you actually believe that?

"I see you have maintained your typical depth of thinking"

This guy claimed if Obama were elected, it would be the "death of Israel". Do you actually believe that?

Sorry for the double post.

I can't believe the GOP is entertaining ideas from regular Joe's when everyone know the only opinions that matter come from elitists, beltway insiders and wealthy contributors.
What could the little people possibly have to offer?
The GOP has surely lost its way.
Don't they know that if they are ever going to be taken seriously, they will need be considering people like Oprah Winfrey or Chris Matthews for the Senate?

Uh, Frank...Chris is a female.

#27 | Posted by Dave

Uh-yeah-I figured that out later-remembered it-rather.....

"I spent 2 hours today with a plumber and his name was Tony, not Joe.

#2 | Posted by CalifChris"

you guys making a porno?

(sorry, that set-up was too inviting).

#24 | Posted by Lipzoidial at 2009-02-03 12:12 PM

Really was my plumber and his name is Tony.

Tony did show me some wild black and white "photos" though. lol

He came out to run a roto-rooter 50' cable with a 4" blade attached down thru the clogged outside sewer relief drain.

After he cleared it out, he then dropped a camera device attached to a cable down into the clogged outside sewer relief pipe and proceeded to show me on a screen (on some viewing machine he had set up on the lawn) the picture of the inside of the drain taken by the camera he dropped down inside the pipe. The tiny camera showed where all the roots were which were causing the drain pipe to clog up.

He also used a geiger-counter-like wand above ground which located the camera inside the drain pipe and showed on the geiger-counter just where the roots were growing at various places along inside the drain pipe.

Really kind of cool equipment and I got a complete course in Plumbing 101. AND, best of all, he did all of the camera and root location for me for free! Normally plumbers charge about $300 just to run a camera through the drain pipes to find roots and broken pipe, etc. (in addition to the cost to roto-rooter the cable through the pipe) but he offered to do it for nothing so, hey, why not. Ended up paying only $150 (for the roto-rootering of the drain pipe) for what should have been at least $450 worth of plumbing work.

Now, wasn't that an exciting time with Tony the REAL plumber? LOL

Now, wasn't that an exciting time with Tony the REAL plumber? LOL

~CC

Good deal.

Ya got it done fer cheap plus you got an excellent and practical education out of the deal.

WIN/WIN fer Chris!

That all sed, Spud gonnna repeat an ancient dirty limerick now mostly cos Spud is retarded fer risque limericks.

/Plus it's late on the East Coast and the blog-pope is most likely sawing logs.

There once was plumber named Lee
Who was plumbing a lass by the sea
She sed "Stop yer plumbing,
There's somebody coming"
Sed the plumber still plumbing "That's me"

^_^

/Yes, heartily ashamed of meself.
//Why do you ask?
///No, that's NOT a "shit eating grin"!
////Is facial tic. Spud's got a condition. Honest!!

Okay, really gone now.

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